Physical appearance: Stuffed
Last seen with: The mailman
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| I am not a person to advocate any political party or get involved in lobbyist activities, pretty much because I do not really give a damn about anything, but today I am taking a stand and I will not sit down until my voice is heard. You are all probably thinking what terrible evil has wronged this poor sweet girl so badly? Could it be the price of gas? No I can�t afford a car anyways. Could it be the cost of housing? No I mooch off of my mother and I am damn proud of it. Could it be paid television ads on late night TV? Close but not quite. This evil I speak of is the mailman!!!!!!! The first victim was Christy�s poor innocent bunny. �PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE MAN!!!!!� Thanks for the input Murr, but when I want your opinion I�ll ask for it. Now he has claimed yet another helpless bystander, my letter from my dear friend Christy. Cruel cruel world, have I not suffered enough? Probably not, but I want my letter!!!! I�ve tired asking politely and I�ve even tried saying please. Mailmen are heartless soldiers of the government who like to steal little girl�s letters and bunnies. They think they can quiet me down then they have another thing coming. Mailbox #7 will be heard. How am I going to do it you ask? I am going to write a letter. Yeah that will show them. What if I piss off the mailman? Crap I never thought about that. Everyone knows how cuckoo cuckoo they can be. Oh well, I'll just put Christy as the return address. I better go get started, maybe tomorrow. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Bunnie our hearts and love go out to you, come home safely!!!! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Please help Christy find her bunnie!!! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Name: Bunnie Physical appearance: Stuffed Last seen with: The mailman |
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