| Interviewer: Good morning Christy, thank you for being here. Christy: I'd just like to say this was against my will. I was under the impression that this was supposed to be something important. Interviewer: Sorry to wake you up so early (12pm) � so how are you doing today? Christy: Well, I guess I could let this slide this time. Interviewer: You didn't have to yell at me. So why don't you tell me about life in Kansas? Christy: Life in Kansas�is um�life in Kansas. Interviewer: Umm�interesting, please continue. Christy: Well there's not much here that's noteworthy. There are people, you know. Then there's cats and dogs and birds everywhere. Unlike California there's these things called 'seasons' where the weather and scenery changes. I go to school here and do stuff. Interviewer: Enough about Kansas please tell me a little about you, who is the real Christy? Christy: Well fine, just interrupt my great description. Geez! Now you wanna know about me eh? Well I am a very simple person. I like my sleep, though I get little of it. I do not like Murr, though, I don't know who would. I've lived here and there and have met many people along the way which is very interesting. Everyone loves me you know? I'm a nice person I would say. Interviewer: Could you elaborate? Christy: Wouldn't you say I was nice? I get the comments sometimes that I'm mean but I can never tell if they are serious or not. I seem to be the one that everyone loves to tease about anything they can. I don't mind, anymore, you learn to just go with the flow and with some people you realize it's a form of endearment. Interviewer: It's always the quiet one but you seem so sweet and innocent? Christy: What do you mean it's always the quiet one??? Are you insinuating that I did that crime last summer involving the missing garbles?! Umm�I mean yes, I am sweet and innocent. As innocent as my friend, Lucifer. Ah, now there's a great guy. Interviewer: And who are the little people you speak of? Christy: Little people?! Where?!! *Looks around for scary things* The little people are from a place still unknown, though they claim it's Vietnam. They are good friends actually, but you can never trust those little people. Who knows what's going through their minds. I've infiltrated their group and become one of them quite well I believe. I am quite proud that I have escaped the shortness though. Interviewer: So let me get this straight, you are not Caucasian or completely Asian, you are White-Asian? Christy: Actually, yes��.wait what? You asked another question? Interviewer: I can see why people are always wanting to smack your a**� Christy: That White-Asian thing is private, how dare you ask me something like that. *gets up to leave* whoa, whoa, what did you just say? What is this obsession with my a**? I swear if one more person touches it they're gonna meet my shoe up theirs!! Interviewer: Oh you like men, my mistake. ***Cough, cough*** Word on the street is you have a twin sister named Megan, is that true? Christy: Yeah, but our parents like to keep it on the down low. She's great, the only one who really understands me. There's this bond there. She liked to play with glue. But yeah, she's an interesting person, most slightly sane people are. Maybe that's why we get along so well. Birds of a feather you know? Interviewer: Oh, you are just friends�so why don't you tell me a little more about Megan she sounds beautiful, smart, and perfect in every way? Christy: You wake me up to ask me these corny questions?? I better get something for this. She's Megan, my friend and a girl, I refuse to get all mushy and act all gay about it. Interviewer: Gay? Christy: Yes gay. That's her job. Uhh�I mean, ok yeah she's gay. But that's common knowledge. She can deny it all she wants but that won't change the fact that she's got these gay tendencies. But gay or straight (I'm leaning toward gay) I'll take her over you any day. Interviewer: Is she locked up for public safety or for her own? Christy: Well, if she were locked up by the authorities it would be for both. She really can be a hazard to everyone, even herself. She's got a lack of coordination and then there's this violent shaking of her fist at everyone. However, she locked herself up. She can leave that cell anytime she wants cuz she's got the keys in her pocket. I try to tell her that but she just laughs at me. Interviewer: That is something that would be better not said Christy: Yeah, well, you asked. Interviewer: O dear god, I am sure the medication helps but why are you still friends with her? Are you crazy too? Christy: I told you already, she's not that bad. Don't you listen? Some stupid people in this world. And no, I am not crazy. You have to see a doctor and be diagnosed to be crazy, so I am perfectly sane according to that logic. Interviewer: Don't take that tone with me!!! ***SMACK*** did you just slap me? Christy: No, that was Murr running by. He can still smack you even if he's in Megan's head right now! You have no proof that it was me!! What do you mean this is being video tapped?? **SMACKS interviewer** That's what you get for deceiving me. I will not stand for it. This is why I will be sitting still. Interviewer: I think both of you should be locked up�I quit! |
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