After, recovering from her fit of laughter from the quirk of fate she quickly ran downstairs to find a phone and then realized that there was one right in front of where she was previously sitting upstairs. She knew she had to contact someone and contact them fast. So she thought and thought and thought some more. After hours of thinking she finally decided that she should use the phone to call someone.
It had to be someone smart and cunning and someone who could really get the job done. She contemplated calling the president, even though he wasn�t any of that, cuz he had power and all you know, but then she remembered last time she tried to call him for an emergency. How can they not think being out of ketchup an emergency??? What kinda people are running this country anyways!!? Ahem�so as I was saying�Christy was looking for someone smart, cunning, hard working, blah blah blah.
After calling the National Guard, CIA, FBI, and all those other government and military agencies, she was running out of people to annoy. Also running out of people to call her were smart and cunning and who would accomplish the task. So, she called Megan, who was none of these things. But she was gullible enough to do it and that�s all that mattered.
So, after discussing the situation very, very calmly, it was decided that Megan would go get the bunny back. Of course, Megan didn�t have much say in the matter, but no one cares about that right? Right!
Being the great friend that she is, Megan jumped on a plane and got her butt out here to Kansas. Yay! When she got here the grateful Christy jumped up and down with joy. The bunny would be safe once again. Christy walked to the door and went in, Megan tried to go in also but just got pushed out. Christy ran to the window and yelled out to Megan �Bring back the bunny or you�re sleeping outside with the squirrels tonight!� and threw an acorn at Megan�s head for emphasis.
Of course, Megan happily walked over (or in other words, she stomped grudgingly away mumbling curses at Christy under her breath). She went to those mean and nasty 537 people who lived down the lane and banged on their door. She kept banging on the door and didn�t notice when someone opened it she banged on the guys head too. She looked up to see the guy and jumped back in surprise. �Sorry� Megan said as she used her sleeve to polished the bald man�s head where she had been banging. Then she remembered why she was there. �Mr. Neighbor person I think you have something of a friend of mine and that something is a bunny! Now give it back!�
The man laughed evilly and mocked her. Now this was not a nice thing to do and Megan knew it, so she did the only think she could do. She kicked him right square in the *****. She pushed the man down and walked over him into his house and grabbed the bunny and then made a run for it.
Upon arriving back at Christy�s house after being chased by vicious man eating squirrels Megan rang the door bell. Christy opened the door and screamed for joy, and then she grabbed the bunny and slammed the door shut. Megan screamed in horror as she tried to defend her self with a stick from the vicious squirrels and after an hour or so Christy felt a lil sorry for her so she let her back in. But poor Megan would have to sleep on the doggy bed cuz the cute lil bunny was sleeping in the guest bed. And they all lived happily ever after�except for Megan.
The End.