Rated: pg-13
Characters: Jeff Hardy, Trish Stratus, Shannon Moore, Matt Hardy, Amy DuMas (lita), Rob Van Dam, Stacey Keibler
NOTE: All characters in this story are property of World Wrestling Entertainment and I am just using them for my own guilty pleasure. Enjoy!
Part 4: An un-timely surprise.
"Hey Jeff? How the hell do you work this thing?" Rob was trying to cook a microwaveable pizza in Jeff's microwave oven. "Just press auto cook dumbass.. cant you see im busy?" replied Jeff. He was trying to figure out his satalite.. which for some reason, wasnt working properly. He figured it was just the wind or something, so he angrilly turned it off. Everybody was seated in Jeff's living room, with the exception of Rob, who was still trying to figure out his pizza. Matt was sitting with his arm around Lita on the loveseat, talking about his 1999 tag team ladder match at no mercy. Stacey and Trish were sitting on the large Itallian couch that formed the shape of an 'L'.
"Stace.. did you say anything to Jeff when Amy and I dozed off?" asked Trish. "Of course not Trish.. uh.. why do you ask?" "Well you know how I was the last one inside the house?" "No.. but go on.." "Well.. Jeff called me pretty lady.. not that its not common.. after all it is the tru-" "Patricia Strategias!" Said stacey, "I'm apalled! You concieted whore!" They laughed. Trish knew that Stacey must have said something.. it just wasnt like Jeff to act like that, especially out of nowhere.
Jeff came back from the TV and sat down between stacey and trish on the couch. "Damn thing wont work," said Jeff, "Probably just the wind." Rob came back from the kitchen cursing about how he burned his pizza. "Did you press auto cook?" asked Jeff. "Yeah.. fucking thing wont work.. it burned my pizza!" Rob sat down at the other end of the couch. Stacey moved over about two feet to be next to him. That left Trish sitting next to Jeff.
*Thunder Cracks; They all jump*
"Shit!" yelled Jeff, "No wonder the fucking TV wont work! I'm gonna go out to the garage and get an antenna. Matt come on you're coming with me." Matt rolled his eyes. "I'll be back Amy." he said to Lita. She smiled and went over by Trish. "Take an umbrella!" she yelled. "Amy were men.. we dont need umbrellas." said Jeff.
**outside**
Its pouring rain. Once they're far away enough from the house, Jeff yells "How the FUCK do i get her to notice me?" "Chill dude.. thats the LEAST of your worries.. you SHOULD be worrying about this hurricane." "Hurricane?" Said Jeff, confused. "Yeah.. Its been on the news for a while.. obviously we know you havent been watching.. Its supposed to be pretty bad.. it already tore through the Carribian." "When's it supposed to hit here?" asked Jeff. "Not quite sure.. I bet its almost at Florida by now." "Better start boarding up." They grabbed the antenna and ran back to the house.
**inside**
"Heres the antenna" said Jeff, "Did you know theres supposed to be a hurricane coming?" he asked "Yeah," said Lita, "Me and Matt already boarded up the house, and our dogs are at my mom's house in New York." "Well we're gonna start boarding the house up." said Jeff. He throws the antenna next to the TV. "Trish and Lita.. you guys hook this up.. I dont want you guys to catch a cold out there in the rain. Rob, get off your fat ass and put on a jacket or something.. we're gonna go board up the house."