First things first, for those who had enough banter and want something mildly amusing, here's something mildly amusing. This is most basic info about me; my stats.

Birthdate: Nov 17,1983
Birthplace: Some town in Poland
Zodiac: Scorpio
Sex: Yes, please
Eyes: Grey and Shaky
Current Hair Colour: Blond again
Natural Hair Colour: I can't remember.
Tattoo: Yes, on my back
Height: Average
Weight: Festively Plump
Blood: Warm and Red
Blood Type: AB+(one size fills all!)
Next Donation: somethime in november

There's a fine line between insanity and genious. You'll see what I mean once you read the profile. It'll explain the thought process behing te gallery. To make a long story short, fairly warned be thee, says I. With that being said, are you sure you still want to keep reading?
Above, are my vitals. There's lots more fum facts about me. For example, not many people know, but i have a tattoo. I guess that kinda makes me a bit of a bad-ass. I got it when I was 18. There's a pic here somewhere. It's my own design, which makes it more personal. I just wouldn't feel right having someone else's work permanently stuck on my body (like some people i know). People keep asking me if it hurt to get done. I tell them that sitting in those damn unconfortable Tattoo Parlour chairs hurts your back way more than any needle. The basic design of it is three pairs of darkened wings around one of those old school looking fancy letters (M, cuz I'm Mike, dammit!). The wings are darkened because they represent my conscience, sort of. I've done a lot ofhorrible things in my twenty or so years, I'll admit that. But the wings are only darkened half way, meaning I can still redeem myself, balance out my Karma. Whether by giving blood or pulling a dead chicken off a girl's car (don't ask). Either that, or it could represent balance. Just enough light, just enough darkness, a middle ground between two opposite extremes. It's a Buddhist thing.
Somewhere along the line, I picked up a rep for being "a bit" crazy. Add to that my dark and twisted sence of humour and yada, yada, yada. I'll admit I may seem crazy, but it's not the whole picture, it's only a part of it. you have to look a lot further to see its complexity. I heard some that the defintion of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Well, art is the one thing i do over and over again, and you know what? I do get different results. So there. There's your answer. Doesn't that just scare you shitless. Besides, what kind world would we live in if everyone on the planet was completely sane? It's too horrible to imagine. It'd be like a movie i'm not sure I've ever seen about a place I don't even think I've ever heard of. Really makes you think doesn't it? DOESN'T IT?!
Anyway, coming back form that demented interlude, nobody's probably reading this except the voice in my head, but if anybody is, chances are you read my vitals where it says my hair is blond again. I bleached for Halloween. But now my roots have grown out and my hair is three different colours now. I went as Spike from Buffy. But my hair was dyed black before I bleached it so I ended up with orange streaks. This past past march when my roots grew out again. I went back to black. But this time, I just did my roots and ended up with blond streaks. Now it's november, and i still the blond streaks, but the faded to a dark brown. I was acutally thinking of trying purple hair this time. Or black again with purple and blond streaks. In case you haen't noticed, I have a thing for purple hair. Mmm... good.