CyberDemons, Part 1

Does This Guy Just Not Get NEW Ideas?

* Dark_Kat in his new lair
<CreeplingsSK> ::are going about wrestling, chattering...who knows what they say::
<Dark_Kat> Come my creeplings we must take off right away..
<Dark_Kat> ((ROFL.....))
<SypherSK> ::watches it all, is standing wherever he was told to stand::
<Dark_Kat> I need the fuel rods for my nuclear bomb....
<CreeplingsSK> ::chatter and fly up to him, giggling and...whatever else they do to irritate people:
<Dark_Kat> Sypher? come with me...
<SypherSK> ((<Creeplings>  ::braid his hair... this *really* annoys people::))
<SypherSK> Yes, Sir.  ::follows him::
* Dark_Kat gets into his Fear Ship
<CreeplingsSK> ((ROFL!!))
<Dark_Kat> and this time the SWAT Kats won't stop me..and neither will the Enforcers
<CreeplingsSK> ::get in dere with 'im::
<SypherSK> ::follows him up the ramp and into the ship, oblivious to the chattering creeplings::
<CreeplingsSK> ((<Megs> Yay! He didn't mention us! We're unimportant! Ha ha! He can't attack us! Neener neener!))
<Dark_Kat> Sypher activate the armament suite!!!
<CreeplingsSK> ::are...going around turning on this and that to get the ship going...the mun's being soooo technical::
<SypherSK> ::has a neural link with the computers, activates and sets everything with just a thought from his lil' computer brain::  Done, Sir.  ::appropriate lights on the command console come to life::
<Dark_Kat> Good....now activate the holographic projector..I don't want any interference..::laughs::
<SypherSK> ::does so::  Ready, Sir.
<CreeplingsSK> ::chatter about Dark Kat, sorta asking what his plans are:::
* Dark_Kat hologram apperas outside the ship and directly near the nuclear poweplant.
<Powerplant Dudes> ::look up and gasp::
<Dark_Kat> People this is Dark Kat!!!!!
<SypherSK> ::gives the creeplings a glare that says they should shut up now::
<Dark_Kat> My business here is usual..don't try to interfeere or.. /me activates some weapons blastig part of the building
<PPD> Contact the authorities! Sound the alarm!
<CreeplingsSK> ::just give Sypher that stare back::
<Dark_Kat> Sypher activate the forcefield..
<SypherSK> ((<PPD>  ::spontaneously, start running in circles, screaming::))
* Dark_Kat laughs
<CreeplingsSK> ((ROFL!))
<SypherSK> Already done, Sir.  ::looks at Dark Kat as he speaks, then glares at the creeplings anew::
<Dark_Kat> ah yes
<Dark_Kat> good work..you're getting to be like me..
<SypherSK> Thank you, Sir.
<PPD> ::start to open fire on his ship::
<Dark_Kat> <to Creeplings> now go steal the fuel rods..
<CreeplingsSK> ::chatter anew, decide they wanna get on Sypher's ugly side...baaaad idea...but, they're kinda stupid that way::
* Dark_Kat blasts everything that fires at his holo
<CreeplingsSK> ::the few that heard him go in::
<SypherSK> ::ignores the creeplings, when they bug DK he'll let 'em have it::
<Dark_Kat> Observe Sypher!!!
<SypherSK> Sir?
* Dark_Kat points at the nuclear powerplant
<Dark_Kat> a few warning shots and they stop firing..
<Dark_Kat> I wonder where those blasted SWAT Kats are,..and the Enforcers...where's the protection here??
<Dark_Kat> .me laughs
<SypherSK> ::nods, watching::  Should I have the forward turbolaser batteries ready in case they arrive?
<PPD> ::are in fact running for cover...they don' wanna get fried, y'see.... ::
<SypherSK> ::"forward turbolaser batteries" shamelessly borrowed from too many Star Wars novels, but hey::
<Dark_Kat> Of course..I was just about to suggest that
<Dark_Kat> someday you'll replace me I'm  sure..and you'll do a good job too
<SypherSK> As you wish, Sir.  ::arms the lasers and monitors all incoming craft::
<T-Bone>  ::heading the T-Kat across the desert to the nuclear power plant:: Hey, Razor... I'm gettin' that feelin' a' yours... That deja vu thing...
<Razor> how come I'm not surprized
<Razor scans his intruments>
<T-Bone> Cuz Dark Crud's raided the same plant eight times this year?
<Enforcers> ::are in fact heading for the power plant at the moment::
<Razor> Could be...this is the only nuclear powerplant in this city T-Bone.
<T-Bone> Oh yeah... Forgot the one closer to the city was closed after the fight with Volcannus...
<Enforcers> ::get there, step outta their cruisers and yadda::
<Razor> yeah
<T-Bone> ::looks up at the HUD, then beyond::  Power plant - dead ahead!
<Feral> ::through megaphone:: This is Commander Feral! Halt your activity at once! Dark Kat, you're under arrest!
<SypherSK> ::to Dark Kat::  Incoming craft matching the TurboKat's profile, Sir...
* Dark_Kat glares at the screen
<Razor> you had to use the D word?
<Dark_Kat> increase the forcefield...they won't stop me this time..
* Dark_Kat laughs after going over his plan in his head..
<SypherSK> ::does so::
<T-Bone>  Yeah.  I laugh in its face!  ::wide grin::
<FeralSK> ;:starts shouting orders:: Head towards that craft! Arrest that psychopath on sight!
<SypherSK> Shall I open fire, Sir?
<Dark_Kat> do whatever you want to keep up...
<Dark_Kat> I need those fuel rods..
<Razor> CRUD he's got a megasized forcefield..
<Creeplings> ::are taking the fuel rods outta the plant::
<SypherSK> ::opens fire on the TurboKat, tracking it with an aim to rival Razor's... rival, but not surpass::
<T-Bone> INCOMING! ::sends the jet into a roll to avoid the incoming laser blasts::
<Razor keeps upcoming fire away sends a few misiles DK's way>
<FeralSK> Those blasted SWAT Kats! ::radios his jets:: Attack that ship! Destroy that forcefield!
* Dark_Kat laughs af Feral's remark
<SypherSK> ::keeps the main guns on the SWAT Kats and targets the Enforcer with the secondary weapons - like most computers, he can multi-task::
<Dark_Kat> <To Feral> you can't stop me Commander.
<FeralSK> You won't get away with this, Dark Kat...::to his men:: Head straight for the ship!
<FeralSK> <Enforcers> ::do so::
<T-Bone>  You can take out some of those guns anytime, Razor...  ::keeping the TurboKat twisting and dodging out of the line of fire::
<Creeplings> ::come back in with the fuel rods, chatter to get DK's attention::
<Razor> He's got a forcefield...T-Bone.
<Dark_Kat> Ah excellent!!!
<T-Bone>  Have you tried the Scrambler Missile?
<Razor> oops...<types it inta his control panel> Missile deployed..
<Enforcers> ::can't seem to take out the forcefield..poor them::
<Dark_Kat> Sypher destroy the Turbokat
<SypherSK> Yes, Sir...  ::starts to target the TurboKat again, then sees the in-bound Scrambler::
<SypherSK> ::fires at the missile instead of the jet, recognizing it from the video files in his memory::
* Dark_Kat notices the Creeeplings who came ack weith the rods..
<Dark_Kat> my business here is done..
<Felina> ::runs up to Feral:: Uncle, we can't penetrate that forcefield!
<Dark_Kat> prepare for take off!!! and wath out for incomin fire
<FeralSK> ::slams a fist against his cruiser:: That psycho....
<Dark_Kat> ((I'm no psycho!!!))
<SypherSK> ::manages to nail the missile and engages the engines::  On your orders, Sir...  ::meaning they're ready for take off;:
<Dark_Kat> do it
<Dark_Kat> back to the hideout.
<FeralSK> What th'?
<Felina> He's taking off!
<SypherSK> Yes, Sir. ::heads the ship out::
<T-Bone>  Nuts!  He's gettin' away!
<Razor> Crud....he's improving..follow him T-Bone..
* Dark_Kat sits in his fave chair aboard the fear ship
<T-Bone> I'm on it!
<T-Bone>  ::slams the throttle forward and pursues::
<Razor> roger..
<Dark_Kat>  Sypher full thrusters keep the force field up
<Razor deploys another scrambler missile>
<SypherSK> Yes, Sir.
<Enforcers> ::growl, wanna kick eachother::
<Dark_Kat> ((wonder why....))
<FeralSK> Go check what's missing! ::to a few standing there pouting::
<FeralSK> ::news crew arrives on scene::
<FeralSK> ::groans, knows what's the drill and goes answer Ann Gora's questions::
<SypherSK> ::tries to target the missile, but with the engines and shields at full his lasers have no range::
<SypherSK> ::blast falls short and missile impacts::
<Dark_Kat> the SWAT Kats??
<Dark_Kat> Sypher go go hurry up..I must finish my plan..
<SypherSK> Yes, Sir!  ::shifts the engines to full as the shields fail::
* Dark_Kat growls
<Dark_Kat> I can't have them interrupt my plans again..
<T-Bone> Yes!  You nailed 'im!  ::notes Dark Kat's ship picking up speed::  Crud! ::opens the afterburners wider::
<Razor> buzzsaw barrage away!!!!!!!!
<TrinaSK> ::is watching the news live, rolling her eyes at Feral's comments::
<Feral> Dark Kat got away, yes. But, with my men's efforts, we'll capture him in no time.
<Jessie, doesn't know what's going on, she's at the shooting range>
<SypherSK> ::does a fast circuit patching job and gets the rear shields up before the barrage of missiles hits::
<Dark_Kat> good job Sypher!!
* Dark_Kat smiles
<TrinaSK> ::sighs and switches off the TV, goes to change into her uniform::
<T-Bone>  Blast!  ::smacks his fist into a side panel::
<Razor> we can still get him at his hideout.
<T-Bone>  ::growls to himself::
<Razor> easy so far we stopped his plans
<SypherSK> ::targets the TurboKat again... succeeds in clipping their left wing::
<TrinaSK> ::pauses to glare at her uniform, then could just smack herself...she's not inna crisis right now. Decides to go for the jeans and shirt look this time:
<Dark_Kat> Excellent!!!!!
<Razor> whoa...
<Creeplings> ::laff::
<T-Bone>  ::gripping the stick tighter to maintain control::  Razor... I gotta set 'er down...  ::part of the wing, now damaged, is peeling away with the extreme speed::
<Razor> then do it..I don't wanna rebuild her again..
* Dark_Kat reaches the hideout.
<Dark_Kat> now my pets set up the bomb
<TrinaSK> :changes, then walks outta her place, holstering her handgun as she goes::
<T-Bone> Right...  ::lands them in the desert:: Razor... I'm feelin' that deja vu again... By the way.... I *hate* deja vu...
<Razor> doesn't everyone.
<SypherSK> ::lands the ship and nods to DK::
<Dark_Kat> I said my pets Sypher...you'll do the honors of arming the bomb..and then MKC will have thebiggest holocaust to ever hit it..
* Dark_Kat laughs
<TrinaSK> ::pauses to see the TV inna nearby store, blinks when she hears the fuel rods were stolen::
<SypherSK> ::nods again::  As you wish...
* Dark_Kat continues laughing
<TrinaSK> Hoo boy...::rubs her eyes::  Doesn't he ever give up?? ::makes haste and goes to the bureau::
<SypherSK> ((<Sypher> ::hassa pained look::  Incidentally,... Sir?  My... organic part... needs to...  relieve itself...))
<TrinaSK> ((::Laughs!::))
<Dark_Kat> ((LOL..))
* Dark_Kat wanders around the hideout perfecting his plan
<TrinaSK> ::makes it up there, goes to her little corner of the main office, picks up the phone::
<SypherSK> ::does a mental check of all computer systems::
<TrinaSK> ::calls Jessie...maybe she can give 'er feedback on the whole issue::
<TrinaSK> ::taps her fingers against the desk::
<JessieClawson> MKC Enforcer HQ Lt Clawson speaking..
<TrinaSK> Hey...it's Lt. Korat from the MBI...::rubs her eyes:: You hear the news?
<JessieClawson> oh hi..news?
<JessieClawson> ::is alert::
<TrinaSK> You mean you weren't there? The power plant was ransacked...
<JessieClawson> what news?
<JessieClawson> CRUD...
<JessieClawson> NOt exactly...  I was here..cathing up on a few reports..
<TrinaSK> Thought you coulda given me some feedback...Feral didn't help when he talked to Ann Gora..
<JessieClawson> Ah...well hmm...I did hear some talk over the radios..
<TrinaSK> ::leans back on her chair and sighs::
<JessieClawson> as I heard DK got the fuel rods..AGAIN....
<JessieClawson> and the Enforcers couldn't stop him...
<TrinaSK> Like ta' know what Dark Kat's got in mind this time...
<JessieClawson> ooh I wish I was there
<JessieClawson> what else does he have in mind?? to destroy the city. ::gasps:: CRUD if he got the fuel rods...I gotta find him..
<TrinaKorat> I don't think the SWAT Kats got far either....
<JessieClawson> uh-oh....
<MazieRackham> ::returns to Enf HQ with the rest of the strike force from the power plant, landing her jet on the roof...  was onna the lucky ones and still *has* a jet::
<JessieClawson> how did you know?
<JessieClawson> ::wonders if Razor's okay::
<TrinaKorat> Cameras followed the Turbokat far enough to show an emergency landin'...
<JessieClawson> Sage? Lt Korat? where are you??
<TrinaKorat> I'm at MBI HQ...callin' you from there.
<JessieClawson> OKay stay there... I'll pick ya up in a few minutes
<TrinaKorat> ::raises a brow:: Okay...no problem.
<MazieRackham> ::gets out, tugging her helmet off after she jumps to the ground::
<MazieRackham> ::stalks inside, leaving the jet to the crews muttering::  Stupidest bit of organization I've ever... Half my squad downed....  ::snarl, mutter::
<TrinaKorat> ::hangs up and turns to look out the window, and, like Jessie, wonders if the Boys are okay::
<Felina> ::walks in, making a short wave towards Mazie::
<MazieRackham> ::stompstompmutterallthewaytothelockeroom::
<MazieRackham> ::almost goes into the tomkat's locker room::  Whoops!  ::shields eyes:: Sorry!
<FelinaFeral> ::goes to the locker room, starts to remove her boots, sighing::
<Tomkats>  ::blinkblink::
<MazieRackham> ::escapes to the she-kats locker room with a slightly reddened face::
<MazieRackham> ARGH....  ::finds her locker and drags out her civvies::
<FelinaFeral> ::pauses to look at Mazie:: You okay?
<MazieRackham> It's... been a bad day.... A *really* bad day...
<MazieRackham> And, I hereby declare that I know *nothing* about Lt. Watts neon green boxer shorts...
<FelinaFeral> Tell me about it...::pause, amused look, tries to stiffle the laugh:: You gotta be kiddin' me...
<MazieRackham> He has them.  You didn't hear it from me. It was an accident.  Mebbe if some idiot hadn't put combat boots on the both the little symbols, I could tell which was female...
<FelinaFeral> ::chuckles, and tiredly brushes back her hair:: Don' worry. I never heard anything.
<MazieRackham> So, how much equipment did we lose today?  My wing lost four jets...
<FelinaFeral> ::sighs anew, digs her hair into her fingers::  Around ten jets...thankfully, none of our men were lost...
<MazieRackham> ::nods:: Thank goodness....
<FelinaFeral> Yeah...the commander's been havin' a cow since Dark Kat escaped...
<MazieRackham> I'm not surprised... Eighth time this year...
<MazieRackham> Dark Kat's like mono or something...  You never can seem to get rid of him...
<FelinaFeral> ::nods assent:: Yeah...and I'm still trying to figure out where our defense has been all this time...y'know...the ones we sent to guard the plant?
<MazieRackham> Whadya mean?
<FelinaFeral> Well, either they've chickened out, or they're fallin' asleep on the job...
<MazieRackham> Probably both.... Dark Kat's pretty formidable...
<FelinaFeral> ::sighs:: You have any idea if the SWAT Kats had any luck?
<MazieRackham> Haven't heard any news since I left...
<FelinaFeral> ::smirks:: Don' think the newscrew caught up with 'em...
<MazieRackham> They never have before unless the Kats wanted them to...
<FelinaFeral> ::stands, tying her hair back a bit:: And they did a pretty good job at it...wonder if they'll have a rerun?
<MazieRackham> Rerun?  ::blinks, tugging on her pants::
<FelinaFeral> Of the news...
<MazieRackham> Likely.  At five, six, and eleven.  Mebbe tomorrow at twelve too, if nothing bigger comes up...
<FelinaFeral> *Hopefully* nothin'll big'll come up. ::sighs:: I really need a vacation...
<MazieRackham> When you due one?
<MazieRackham> ((<Felina> 2005. <Mazie>  Luucky... ::wistful sound::  <Felina> Why?  ::blinks::  <Mazie> I don't get mine 'til 2010.))
<FelinaFeral> ::chuckles:: When Uncle's inna good mood....
<MazieRackham> Ahhh....
<FelinaFeral> ((::dies!!!::))
<FelinaFeral> In the meantime, I better kill my stress on the nearest punching bag...
<MazieRackham> Good idea... I think I'll follow you...  I have a favorite one... It gives just enough...
<FelinaFeral> ::laughs:: Really? Who? ::is kidding::
<MazieRackham> S'is lil' short guy... Orange fur, blonde hair....  Caught him the other day...  Keep 'im in my locker...  ::referring to Steele::
<MazieRackham> ((<Felina>  YOU have him!  Tell Uncle!  If you keep him there, you can get a promotion!))
<FelinaFeral> ((::dies!::))
<FelinaFeral> ::laughs:: Oh, THAT one...
<MazieRackham> Oh yeah!
<FelinaFeral> Please tell me you'll let me have a shot at 'im later? ::cracks her knuckles::
<MazieRackham> Oh, sure. Everyone should get one.
<FelinaFeral> ::grins:: You're too kind, Rackham.
<MazieRackham> I try...  ::grins:: Shall we be off?
<FelinaFeral> ::nods:: Let's.

Typical Dark Kat plot, huh?  Raid nuclear plant, steal nuclear fuel rods, blah, blah, blah.... But then... who's the new assistant?  Did Dark Kat *gasp* hire intelligent help?!  And, what're the SWAT Kats doing out there in the desert?  Sunbathing?  Read on to find out!  -- CyberDemons, Part 2

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