Join Me on the Dark Side... of the Farce!, Part 2

Inner (Cyber)Demons

*** Sagey is now known as DarkTBone
*** MaxSK is now known as DarkRazor
<DarkRazor> ::decides to get in the mood and attacks Sagey for no reason::
<DarkTBone> Whee!!! The MBI/SK RPG went to the Dark Side!!
<DarkTBone> Aiy!!! ::grabs the petite SK and tackles 'im to the ground::
<DarkRazor> ::gets free and... kicks him::
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<DarkTBone> I think we scared 'im...
<DarkRazor> ((PETITE?! Dare you insult his manhood so? Er... his tomkathood!))
<DarkTBone> ((::DIES!:))
<DarkTBone> (('E's a short shrimp!))
<DarkRazor> ((<DR> You may be taller... But, I can still bite yer kneecaps off! ARrrr!))
<DarkTBone> ((::DEAD!!!::))
<DarkTBone> ((<DTB> Yeah...with yer baby teeth... ::flicks him away::))
<DarkRazor> ((<Dark Razor> ::shrugs... who needs fisticuffs, anyways?... fires a missile at him::))
<DarkTBone> ((<DTB> :dodges, snarls, tackles the kat and headlocks 'im::))
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<DarkTBone> <South> ::watches the two go to the Dark Side...brought Obi Wan Katnobi with him:: How do I finish them off, Master?!
<Southclaw> ::snickersnicker::
<DarkRazor> ((<Katnobi> Don't bother.... The way they're going, they'll do the job for you...))
<DarkTBone> ((::dies!::))
<DarkRazor> ((Start and just... be evil and bash each other up and plan?))
<DarkTBone> ((::dies:: I'm game. Put away that rifle!))
<DarkRazor> ((::beams::))
<DarkRazor> ((RPGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!))
<DarkTBone> ((::issa blown back::))
<DarkRazor> ::is back in "uniform" now and working up on top of their TurboKat::
*** DarkTBone changes topic to '12<DarkRazor> Jessie... I am your brooother... Come with me to the Dark Side! <Jessie> ::rolls her eyes:: Stop borrowing from "Star Wars" <DarkRazor> Start giving me a break!! I need this to work!! I didn't have a big part in SK, y'know!! '
<DarkRazor> ((::DIES! at topic::))
<DarkTBone> ((Mua ha has! ::about topic::))
<DarkRazor> ::is working in an access panel, repairing wires and various and sundry connections::
<DarkRazor> ::isn't really thinking about it tho'::
<DarkTBone> ::checks his Glovatrix:: Those Enforcers didn't give us enough time ta' take their weapons... ::is growling::
<DarkRazor> I thought you said you were done and got what we needed?! ::looking up quickly::
<DarkTBone> Not with yer timing! Your conversation with that she-kat didn't buy us enough time!
<DarkRazor> I couldn't very well ignore her! It would have blown my cover right in the middle of Headquarters!
<DarkTBone> Oh, and the fight didn't?!
<DarkRazor> The fight was in an alley! No one saw.
<DarkRazor> ::looks back at his work... finds it's done... blinks... didn't remember finishing... closes the hatch anyways::
<DarkTBone> NEAR headquaters! ANYBODY coulda' seen that!
<DarkRazor> Back alley. No one did.
<DarkTBone> ::ain't being the TB of this world...he ain't thinking straight::
<DarkTBone> ::sighs and growls::
<DarkRazor> ::is ignoring T-Bone again now, heading on to the next repair job::
<DarkTBone> So what're we waiting for? THEM to come to US?
<DarkRazor> Well, they have a jet and we don't. ::mildly::
<DarkRazor> ::as he leans into the cockpit to connect something::
<DarkTBone> ::kicks a random object far into the place and rams a fist against the wall. Yes, he's too upset to actually walk up to his partner and nail him one when there's something that doesn't have legs in front of him::
<DarkRazor> ::looking at him, snaps out of his former calmness (I promise there's a reason he's kinda schizo):: Maybe if you HELPED me, we'd be done faster! ::sneering::
<DarkTBone> ::snarls at 'im...is used to this change of personality:: Don't start gettin' on my case, Shrimp!
<DarkRazor> Well, you sure aren't doing any good down there smacking things around!
<DarkRazor> Not that you're much good as a pilot either...
<DarkRazor> ((Stick it in and twist it... I learned from Beth... ::means a metaphorical knife::))
<DarkTBone> ((::snorks::))
<DarkTBone> Oh, I can be a good pilot. ::sneering:: I can send you flying to the other side of this place if I have to...
<DarkRazor> Oh, THAT will get this jet fixed...
<DarkRazor> ::sneers:: Not like you could if you tried, scuzzball...
<DarkTBone> No. But it'll lighten my mood... ::is thiiiiiis close to grabbing the li'l guy by the collar and pounding him one::
<DarkRazor> ::tosses his screwdriver at him::
<DarkRazor> ::aiming for 'is face::
<DarkTBone> ::dodges in time:: You're asking for a death wish, aren't you?!
<DarkRazor> ::starts to snarl a response and gets reined in yet again... seems to be happening more and more often:: Look... ::growling, yet his voice is fairly level:: ....do you want to get the other SWAT Kats or not?
<DarkTBone> Whadda ya' think MY answer would be?! ::pauses, then frowns:: And, what's with yer recent change of moods alla' sudden?
<DarkRazor> Change of moods? ::arching a brow::
<DarkTBone> You go from wanting to rip my head off to "nevermind, I don't have time"... what issit?
<DarkRazor> ::shrugs:; I don't have time. I didn't mean to come here, but now that I am I mean to finish what I planned.
<DarkTBone> ::rolls his eyes::
<DarkRazor> ::still has Jessie's tracer in his pocket... which he meant to ditch.. somehow he didn't::
<DarkRazor> ::adds suddenly, working:: Gee... Wonder how THIS hole got here? Oh wait... It was when I had to fire on the jet to get my partner's attention!
<DarkTBone> ((::snorks!::))
<DarkTBone> ::pacing:: So whadda we do with the she-kat? ::motions to the closet::
<DarkRazor> ::to himself::
<DarkRazor> ::continuing to mutter:: Leave me to face Dark Kat all alone... As if he had reason to be mad... We're the ones that nearly got... Huh?
<DarkRazor> ::looks up from his mental tirade::
<DarkTBone> I said, whadda' we do with yer "sister" there?
<DarkRazor> Leave 'er in there. ::rolls his eyes as though saying "duuuuh"::
<DarkTBone> Yeah? And, she could escape!
<DarkRazor> Not 'til AFTER we're long gone.
<DarkTBone> ::sighs and growls anew:: What if she sent a signal?>
<DarkRazor> I checked her for a tracer.
<DarkTBone> Yeah, and?
<DarkRazor> I got rid of it!
<DarkRazor> I'M not the idiot around here!
<DarkTBone> Are you callin' ME an idiot?!
<DarkRazor> No, T-Bone... I'm calling the wall an idiot.
<DarkRazor> ::dryly::
<DarkTBone> ::is at his rope's end, goes and grabs the smaller SK by the collar:: Now listen, you.....!!
<DarkRazor> ::starts to kick him::
<T-Bone> ::door to the warehouse is blasted inward:: Honey, we're home! ::as sound quietens::
<Razor> And, we brought the steak! Set the table! ::G-Trix ready::
<DarkRazor> ::goes ahead and kicks his partner and scrambles to get to cover::
<DarkRazor> ::feel the love.. right in the gut::
<DarkTBone> ::snarls at DRZ:: I thought you got rid of that tracer!! ::before letting him go and getting his G-Tri::x ready...after getting a kick inna gut
<DarkTBone> ::
<DarkTBone> ::runs for cover::
<DarkRazor> ::taking cover and raising his own g-trix:: I did! ::checks pocket and finds it:: <What in the....!>
<T-Bone> ::aims a cement slug barrage as his double::
<Razor> That... was fast.... ::growls:: Come out a'ready! Where's Lt. Clawson?!
<DarkRazor> ((AT even!))
<DarkTBone> ((::dies!:: <DTB> ::is nailed with a cement slug... the same size as him and the same face, etc.::))
<DarkRazor> ((<Dark T-Bone> In a better place! <Random Meg w/ the SKs> She's with the donuts?))
<DarkTBone> ((::DEADDEAD!!!::))
<DarkRazor> ((::snorks!:: Artistic ammo!))
<DarkTBone> ::dodges it, fires a few missles out...net missiles::
<Razor> ::goes after 'is double::
<T-Bone> ::dodges the nets:: What? We've grown less violent?
<DarkRazor> ::growls at the incoming Razor and slinks away to hide::
<DarkTBone> ::snarls and fires a couple octomissles:: Better?!
<T-Bone> ::dodging:: I dunno... Thought we were the wusses... ::fires a net::
<Razor> ::runs..and skids to a stop:: Where is that...?
<DarkRazor> ((<Dark T-Bone> I was aiming to pierce your heart with onna the arms! <T-Bone> Oh...))
<DarkTBone> ::fires a shredder to cut the net::
<DarkRazor> ::dives on him from above::
<DarkTBone> ((::snorks::))
<Razor> ::looks up, and gets tackled:: Gah!! ::fights back::
<DarkRazor> ::punches:
<T-Bone> ::fires a fresh cement barrage::
<DarkTBone> ::tries to dodge, gets nailed as he goes:: Gah! ::...inna head::
<DarkRazor> ::has his g-trix's metal claws in Razor's neck::
<Razor> ::is hit, rams him one with his G-Trix hand::
<T-Bone> Yes! Score!
<DarkRazor> ((<Dark T-Bone> ::takes a chicken leg to the head... from Razor!:: <Razor> Don't hit on my sister!))
<DarkTBone> ((<TB> ::does a football victory dance to "We Are the Champions"::))
<DarkTBone> ((::DIES!!!!!!::))
<DarkRazor> ::grunts, tightens his hand, digging the claws in::
<Razor> Ga-.... ::grits his teeth, tries to remain conscious:: Y-you...don't...wanna do this.......
<DarkTBone> ::shakes his head, then glares at T-Bone...and finally goes to the tackle::
<DarkRazor> I don't? ::evil smile::
<T-Bone> Awck! ::ends up locked in combat with his twin::
<DarkTBone> ::gives him one with his G-Trix hand::
<T-Bone> ::punches back::
<Razor> No...you... don't... ::tries to pull his arm away from his neck:: You're...not...like...that...
<DarkTBone> ::snarls, headlocks 'im::
<DarkRazor> ::not tightening further:: How do YOU know what I'm like?!
<T-Bone> ::elbows him in the gut harshly::
<DarkTBone> ::takes it, snarls, elbows him onna back::
<Razor> Because...you're...me...inna sense...... ::slowly losing consciousness::
<T-Bone> ::wraps one of his legs around the other kat's and pulls it out from under him.. taking them both down::
<DarkRazor> ::loosens up::
<DarkTBone> ::is taken down, snarls, and fires a net missile at 'im::
<DarkRazor> You? I'm not you... I....
<T-Bone> ::ducks::
<Razor> ::eyes are in slits:: You're...my...twin!....
<DarkTBone> You're goin' DOWN! ::fires another Octopus missile at 'im::
<DarkRazor> ::seems to be weakening... then suddenly snaps into that impassive mode and just hauls Razor up, jamming his g-trix in his back::
<JessieSK> ::growls..: <how did I end up in here?? crud... > ::tries to get out of the ropes that are tied around her but can't cause they're too tight..::
<T-Bone> ::is sorta under him now... far too close a range to be hit.. and live... kicks upward::
<T-Bone> Not today...
<Razor> Gah! ::is K'O'ed due to the shortage of breath AND the ram::
<DarkRazor> ::drags Razor into the open:: Hey... T-Bone!
<DarkTBone> Yes, today! If you want to join yer partner!! ::notices Razor's out::
<DarkRazor> ::is holding Razor up with effort... as in making him be sorta standing even tho' he's out::
<DarkTBone> So, what'll it be?!
<T-Bone> Razor! ::seeing his partner::
<DarkRazor> ::growls at him:: Ditch the glovatrix or your partner gets fried right here!
<DarkTBone> ::aims at T-Bone:: NOW.
<T-Bone> ::removes his g-trix and stands, arms raised::
<DarkRazor> ::tosses Razor over by T-Bone::
<Razor> ::is thrown, seems to "wake up" a bit:: Hungh...
<T-Bone> ::bends by him:: Razor... Are you okay, buddy?
<DarkRazor> ::steps over by his partner::
<DarkTBone> Fry 'em? Shoot 'em? Oh, so many choices....::coldly::
<Razor> T-Bone...? ::rubs his head::
<DarkRazor> Too true... ::faster than thought, has that g-trix in the small of Dark T-Bone's back::
<DarkRazor> ::keeps the weapon trained on 'em all::
<Sharpshooter> ::growls:: <CDRUD!!!!! I want outta here....>
<DarkTBone> ::snarls, felt that, looks up:: What was *THAT* for, you little furball!?
<DarkRazor> ::now that he has 'em all, doesn't seem really overjoyed... or angry... or wicked... just looks kinda blank again::
<DarkRazor> THAT means that it is my job to destroy ALL of you....
<Razor> ::just blinks, rubs his head sommore::
<DarkTBone> Say *what*?! ::snarls, forces himself up::
<Sharpshooter> ::growls as she's trying to loosen the ropes...can feel her wrists getting raw a bit works anyway::
<DarkRazor> ::keeps the g-trix trained on him::
<DarkRazor> You SWAT Kats failed Dark Kat... and he does not take failure well... The others... Will be gone and no trouble for him when he comes to this world...
<DarkRazor> ::talks like he ain't even a SWAT Kat too... mwahaha... sure Sage's figured it out::
<DarkTBone> Just *WHAT* has gone into that flea ridden mind 'o yours NOW?!
<DarkTBone> ((::snorks::))
<Sharpshooter> ((LOL))
<Razor> What is he talking about? ::to himself::
<DarkRazor> ::answers a question with a question:: Did you think your partner could escape Dark Kat alone when he first attempted to kill you?
<T-Bone> He's a looney.
<DarkRazor> ((<T-Bone> Yep... He's a looney. Better tie him back up. ::a la Secret of NIMH::))
<DarkTBone> Say what?! My *partner*?! But... YOU are my partner! ::eyes narrowed::
<Sharpshooter> ((ROFL!!!!!!))
<DarkTBone> ((::DIES!!::))
<DarkRazor> Physically.
<Razor> I believe it...
<DarkTBone> What?!
<DarkRazor> *I* am Dark Kat's servant who took over your partner's mind...
<Razor> ::groans:: I think I know where this is headed...
<T-Bone> He's.. WHAT?! ::looks to Razor::
<Razor> ::looks at T-Bone, mouths "cyberdemon"::
<T-Bone> ::just nods::
<Sharpshooter> ::growls in frustration...:: CRUD... ::strains a bit then breaks the ropes, nevermind her wrists are now bleeding:: ooof... ::kicks open the closet door ala Jackie Chan:: Leave 'em alone!!!!! ::is poised for a fight has an angry espression in her eyes::
<DarkTBone> ::growls:: I think yer on yer last rope, *partner*... ::aims G-trix at im::
<DarkRazor> ::spins to face her::
<DarkRazor> ::which means turning his back on DT-Bone::
<DarkTBone> ::attempts to nail 'im inna back::
<DarkRazor> ::goes acoherent and turns to blast D T-Bone one::
<Sharpshooter> What the...? ::blinks::
<DarkTBone> Huh!? ::as he goes acoherent, and flies when he's blasted into the crates::
<Razor> ::whinces:: Ouch...
<Sharpshooter> ::runs over to T-Bone and Razor:: you guys ok? ::has a concerned tone in her voice::
<DarkRazor> ::faces Jessie again...solidfying Dark Razor... with his hands and eyes still glowing blue::
<RazorSK> Fine... just don't get close to this guy...
<Sharpshooter> hey don't worryabout me.. ::smiles then turns to face D Razor:: sooo we meet again
<DarkRazor> In a sense...
<RazorSK> ::looks at T-Bone, does a few motions that mean to tackle DR from different angles::
<Sharpshooter> ::smirks:: didn't I tell you not to hurt either of them? it won't lead anywhere good.. ::fixes him with a stare::
<DarkRazor> ::really WAS Dark Razor when he fought her::
<DarkRazor> ::looks at her impassively:: It means little to me if you injure this body...
<T-Bone> ::nods::
<Sharpshooter> What *are* you?
<DarkRazor> I am an artificial intelligence... A creature of energy.
<RazorSK> ::makes a couple moves silently::
<Sharpshooter> ::last she rememberedshe was fighting a real Dark Razor....::
<Sharpshooter> An Ething!!!
<DarkRazor> An Ething?
<T-Bone> ::slinking up on his side::
<Sharpshooter> ::small nod to Razor and T-Bone saying that she's gonna keep up..distracting him::
<Sharpshooter> You were created by Dark Kat, weren't you?
<DarkRazor> Of course.
<RazorSK> ::as he tackles:: NOW!!!
<Sharpshooter> ::has a hard time keeping her voice straight for some reason:: that makes you an Ething...::rubs her wrists winces a bit::
<DarkRazor> But, I am not "Ething"... My designation is... ::is slammed by T-Bone and Razor::
<Sharpshooter> ::just stands there::
<RazorSK> ::headlocks 'im::
<T-Bone> ::punches him inna head, hoping to knock him out before he can go acoherent::
<DarkRazor> ::goes acoherent anyways::
<RazorSK> ::and, if he doesn't..:: Get outta 'im...NOW!!! ::snarls::
<DarkRazor> ::goes thru them to get away::
<Sharpshooter> ::sinks to the floor, shakes her head:: crud...
<DarkRazor> ::then, spins to face them, acoherent::
<RazorSK> ::stands:: Crud... this is gonna be harder than I thought...
<Sharpshooter> ::leaps to her feet:: how can we take im out?
<DarkRazor> ::cocks his head... is quite confident they can't capture him... and curious about this "Ething" business::
<Sharpshooter> ::tries ta catch him her usual style::
<DarkRazor> ::calmly, as though they weren't out to get him:: This Ething of yours.... A being like myself?
<DarkRazor> ::is still acoherent, so she'd just sail thru him::
<RazorSK> You were created by Dark Kat... you would know...
<DarkRazor> I was created in another universe.
<DarkRazor> And, I am the only one of my kind...
<Sharpshooter> ::lands somewhere behind him..shakes her head:: CRUD.. ::Stands slowly:: you were created by Dark Kat nevertheless
<DarkRazor> ((<Ething> I'm lonely! I wanna play 'puter games with someone SMART!))
<Sharpshooter> ((::DIES!!!::))
<RazorSK> ((::dead::))
<RazorSK> Still... you were created with the purpose to destroy...
<DarkRazor> ::is showing no more than scientific curiosity in fact::
<DarkRazor> My purpose is to serve.
<Sharpshooter> ::nods at that::
<Sharpshooter> to serve *who*???
<DarkRazor> Dark Kat. He is my master. My creator.
<RazorSK> He's a psychopath!
<DarkRazor> He is my creator. ::shrugs::
<Sharpshooter> ::rubs her eyes:: Dark Kat destroys things... you are nothing but a machine to help him serve the purpose!
<RazorSK> He's controlling you against your free will!
<DarkRazor> ::cocks his head then nods to what Jessie said:: That is my... ::pauses at Razor:: I HAVE free will.
<Sharpshooter> yeah.. he doesn't care about your well being.. all he cares about is you do his job....
<DarkRazor> But, it is a part of my being that I obey my master. It is how I was programmed.
<RazorSK> ::smirks:: No, you don't...
<Sharpshooter> Obedience isn't free will..
<Sharpshooter> Never is..
<DarkT-Bone> ::groans and pick himself up::
<T-Bone> ::spins to check on his twin::
<DarkRazor> This debate has grown pointless... It is my mission to destroy you.
<Sharpshooter> Then why won't you?? ::cocks her head::
<Sharpshooter> ::sorta inna challenging tone even::
<RazorSK> ::looks at Jessie..and smirks:: Good question...
<DarkRazor> ::hands glow brighter than the rest of him as he faces Razor:: I was merely hoping to have some questions answered...
<DarkT-Bone> What...?
<RazorSK> Such as?
<T-Bone> ::bending by him:: You took a beating.... Sorry to say it wasn't me...
<Sharpshooter> Such as??
<DarkRazor> The existance of others like me in your world. It would be interesting to meet another of my kind.
<DarkT-Bone> ::blinks anew, sees his twin:: You... waitaminute...it wasn't you who nailed me...
<T-Bone> No... It was your possessed partner.
<RazorSK> There might be... then again, I'm not one to talk...
<Sharpshooter> ::walks over to Razor, whispers:: Whatever happens DON'T let 'im know about Sy.
<DarkT-Bone> ::growls:: Where is that little doublecrossin'...?
<RazorSK> ::gives her that nod of approval::
<Sharpshooter> ::smiles::
<DarkRazor> Clever. Hoping to keep me curious so I'll keep you alive? Unfortunately, my personal whims are of secondary importance to my orders... ::levels a blast at Razor::
<T-Bone> ::hearing something:: Get back to ya' on that.
<RazorSK> Gah!! ::ducks::
<DarkRazor> ::aims another, using his builtin targetting::
<Sharpshooter> ::growls:: *that* is not a good point towards your side buddy... ::tackles Razor::
<DarkT-Bone> ::picks himself up::
<Sharpshooter> ::to Razor:: come on we gotta get cover...
<RazorSK> ::is tackled::
<DarkRazor> ::starting to fire again, pauses as Jessie's inna way::
<T-Bone> ::watching, debates anything he can do... notes the pause::
<Sharpshooter> ((<Jessie> ::is torn between two twins...a good one adn an evil one:: ))
<RazorSK> ::forces his way in front of Jessie... this guy ain't hurting her::
<Sharpshooter> Uhm Razor you woudn't happen to have a... gun or something? the guy took mine when I got here...
<RazorSK> Sorry...
<DarkRazor> ::tries to fire now that Razor's in front... gets stuck there too now::
<DarkT-Bone> ::shakes his head to clear it::
<RazorSK> ::narrows his eyes::
<Sharpshooter> ::sigh:: allright.... AIY watch it.. ::grabs him outta the way::
<DarkRazor> ::moans:: Stop that... Why.....
<Sharpshooter> don't ya save me now... he's after you not me..
<DarkRazor> ::is confused now, solidfying::
<Sharpshooter> what the...?
<RazorSK> ::stands his ground:: Don't worry, Jess...
<DarkT-Bone> ::walks over...sorta staggering:: Razor, you little...
<DarkRazor> I... ::talking aloud because it helps him hold his control over D Razor's speaking ability:: What... is... this?
<Sharpshooter> Razor I don't want you to get hurt.. ::bends down gets a small gun that was in her leg holster:: forgot about that...
<RazorSK> Jess... don't... I think I know what's going on...
<DarkRazor> I... you couldn't control me with your anger... So easy to curb.... why.... this....
<Sharpshooter> what *is* going on?
<T-Bone> ::tackling his twin:: The other Razor's fighting back.
<RazorSK> I think... good ol' "Razor's" trying to take over...
<DarkT-Bone> ::is tackled:: What?!
<Sharpshooter> I missed most of the fight... stuck in the closet... ::as she covers her wrists with her unform:: O'course... has to be it.. but why?
<DarkRazor> STOP!!!!!! I can't... I....
<DarkRazor> ::collapses to his knees, shivering::
<Sharpshooter> ::winces a bit since inna sense it is still her twin screaming...::fight it!! fight it!!
<RazorSK> ::boldly takes a step forward:: Don't let 'im control you, Jake!
<Sharpshooter> ::sinks to her knees beside him:: fight it bro fight it.... you can do it..
<DarkRazor> ::suddenly looks up at Razor through the mask with a set of very familiar blue eyes:: But... I don't... want to... die....
<T-Bone> ::holds his twin down::
<DarkRazor> ::was the "Ething" talking::
<Sharpshooter> if he did it.. ::motion to Razor:: you can do it too... come on.
<RazorSK> ::eyes narrowed at the E-thing:: Then stop trying to kill all of us...
<DarkT-Bone> ::eyes are narrowed, just watches, tail twitching::
<DarkRazor> I... I.... I'll... stop.
<Sharpshooter> Leave him..leave him you can live without controlling someon'es body..
<DarkRazor> I can't get out! I... I'm....
<RazorSK> You're...trapped...
<Sharpshooter> stuck? ::looks at Razor::
<DarkRazor> ::looks up at him:: Yes... ::is getting pulled farther and farther in::
<Sharpshooter> Raz.. can we do something?
<RazorSK> Hold 'im by the shoulders...
<DarkRazor> ::is shivering violently::
<Sharpshooter> ::nods..does so gently but not too gently just in case::
<Sharpshooter> hang on.. hang on... it's gonna be ok...
<DarkRazor> Going to... absorb me... no... will enough to fight..... ::eyes are huge and terrified... a terror beyond programmed self-preservation::
<Sharpshooter> ::is holding D Razor by the shoulders a bit tighter tries to stop him from shivering:: come on hang in there...
<RazorSK> ::looks at him into the eyes:: Jake...can you hear me?
<DarkRazor> He... can..... hear.....
<Sharpshooter> ::whispering:: Hang on Jake.. hang on.. Razor what's your plan?
<RazorSK> I need to talk to him...
<DarkRazor> Can't... ::his power over D Razor's speech is all he has left::
<DarkRazor> ...let.... go.... Falling....
<Sharpshooter> ::nods:: ok.. you want me to leave?
<RazorSK> ::sighs: You and he have to come to peaceful terms...
<DarkRazor> ...hates.... me...
<Sharpshooter> ::nods:: you've gotta.. if not then you won't survive...
<RazorSK> ::nods to what Jessie said:: Either one of you is gonna die if you don't...
<DarkRazor> ::closes his eyes::
<Sharpshooter> ::holds him by the shoulders still:: if both of you want to survive.. come to peace terms witheachother,, it's hte only way...
<DarkRazor> ::shivers uncontrollably for several long minutes::
<RazorSK> C'mon...
<DarkRazor> ::then, opens his eyes long enough for them to roll up in his head as he passes out... both of him::
<Sharpshooter> ::is still holdin' him:: crud..
<T-Bone> Is it over?
<RazorSK> I don't know... ::as he tries to tap him awake::
<Sharpshooter> Razor? ::as she sets the other one onto her knees for some reason feels like screaming or crying or something:: can he survive this?
<DarkT-Bone> ::for a minute, concern begins to fill within' him:: What happened?! ::as he runs to his partner's side::
<T-Bone> ::lets him go::
<RazorSK> ::sighs, runs a hand though his fur:: It all depends if he comes in terms with that CyberDemon....
<DarkT-Bone> Razor!! ::tries to shake 'im awake::
<Sharpshooter> guess you're right..::gently strokes D.Razor's face:: come on.. do it.. you can do it...
<DarkRazor> ::eyes open slowly, still blue.... looks up at all of them with muzzy eyes:: He's... asleep....
<Sharpshooter> but hey you did it.. and he *is* your twin so I guess he can do it too.. I hope...
<Sharpshooter> d-did you come to terms with him?
<DarkRazor> ::nods weakly::
<Sharpshooter> ::smiles:: good...now you get a rest as well..
<DarkRazor> I... need to get out...
<Sharpshooter> can you get out?
<DarkRazor> Too... weak...
<Sharpshooter> then recharge and try to get out later..
<DarkT-Bone> ::looks on...then says it:: Can you merge into ME at least?
<DarkRazor> But, I promised I'd leave....
<RazorSK> ::rubs his eyes:: <This is too confusing...>
<DarkRazor> ::blinks at Dark T-Bone:: Possibly... He... You're his friend. ::as though remembering something::
<Sharpshooter> We believe you... and you don't have to leave leave.. you can always stick around in your own form..
<DarkT-Bone> ::head goes into a nod::
<RazorSK> ::exchanges looks with T-Bone::
<DarkRazor> ::smiles:: Alright... He trusts you anyway... ::has clearly seen something of the DSKs before they went bad::
<T-Bone> ::grins at Razor a little::
<Sharpshooter> ::just wants to scream for some reason, settles for just shaking her head instead::
<RazorSK> ::smiles back::
<Sharpshooter> ((<Jessie> ::Screams:: <building> ::collapses:: <Jessie> whoops.. shouldn't have taken those singing lessons back then..))
<DarkT-Bone> Then...go ahead...
<DarkRazor> ((::snorks!::))
<RazorSK> ((ROFL!!))
<RazorSK> ((<Razor> And, here Mom said she needed them... What was she thinking?! She could'a made millions at the demolition company!))
<DarkRazor> Alright... ::lays D Razor's hand on D T-Bone's arm and it starts to glow::
<DarkRazor> ((::DEAD!::))
<Sharpshooter> ::hands are shaking as she is sholding D. Razor is trying to control them but is getting hard to::
<Sharpshooter> ((::DIES!!!::))
<DarkT-Bone> ::is afraid, but doesn't show it::
<Sharpshooter> (( hence the reason she never screams..))
<Cyber... Kat now> ::zaps in there::
<DarkRazor> ::is awake long enough to look incredulously at his partner before his eyes slowly close... a smile just touching his lips::
<DarkT-Bone> ::blinks at it all::
<CyberKat> ::gently settles in a corner of his mind and "curls up"::
<DarkT-Bone> ::caught that...and smiles back::
<Sharpshooter> ::doesn't notice the smile is sort of looking into space lost in her thoughts::
<T-Bone> ::grins at them both::
<RazorSK> ::tosses his partner a thumbs up::
<T-Bone> ::returns it::
<CyberKat> <I'll leave as soon as I have the strength... You have my word... ::mental sincerity::>
<Sharpshooter> ::snaps outta it... is concenred:: i-is it over?
<DarkT-Bone> <Stay as long as you can if needed...>
<RazorSK> Oh, I'd say it is... ::highly doubts Dark T-Bone's out to kill anybody at the moment::
<Cyberkat> <Thank you.>
<Sharpshooter> ((<Jessie> ::is lucky.. has 2 twins now!!::))
<T-Bone> ::nods::
<Sharpshooter> ::sigh:: good... I guess... ::pulls the uniform sleeves over her wrists:: so what's gonna happen now?
<DarkT-Bone> <::tosses him a mental grin::>
<CyberKat> ::pauses and adds:: <I know you from your partner's mind, Chance. But, you don't know me.... I'm Sypher.>
<DarkT-Bone> <How...how long have you...?>
<Sypher> <Have I what?>
<RazorSK> Now we check your arms and get you at sick bay...
<RazorSK> ::to Jess::
<Sharpshooter> no need for that bro.. I'm ok..
<DarkRazor> ::waking up a litle, looks at Jess:: I'm sorry....
<DarkT-Bone> <I...How long have you've stayed in there...to find out about my partner's past?>
<RazorSK> ::sighs::
<Sharpshooter> ::smiles:: It's ok...
<Sypher> <I've been in your partner's mind since I merged with him back when Dark Kat first tried to kill you.... I... It wasn't until today that I saw his past... I've avoided his emotions. His memories.>
<DarkRazor> ::tries to sit up::
<Sharpshooter> And Razor... those are just rope-cuts...nothing serious.. no need to get me to sickbay... ::tho her paws are still shaking::
<Sharpshooter> ::holds him down gently:: Take it easy for now..
<DarkRazor> ::just blinks at her being so nice to him::
<DarkT-Bone> <So...you saw...everything? The Enforcer issue...us?>
<DarkT-Bone>::is sorta lost in this coversation with the Sypher from their world::
<Sharpshooter> ::smiles at him:: get some rest...we'll find you a place to live later
<Sypher> <Today... everything. I know him now... every part of him...>
<DarkRazor> A... a place to live?
<Sharpshooter> well sure... ::grins:: yu gotta live someplace *other* than this.. ::motions aroung her::
<DarkRazor> But.... aren't you sending us to jail?
<DarkT-Bone> <What's..he like?>
<RazorSK> Whatever for? You haven't stolen anything...as far as we know...
<Sharpshooter> whatever for?
<Sypher> <You know him... Look. You'll recognize it. ::shows him... what his Jake is::>
<DarkRazor> ::blinks at them... as a tear slides out from under his mask::
<T-Bone> ::hassa hunch what his twin's up to, but waves a hand in front of his eyes anyways::
<Sharpshooter> No one needs to know that you attacked me...cause if they will know then I'm dead meat.. ::Grins:: now get some rest
<DarkRazor> I.... I saw it all just then... Everything that happened.... Everything T-Bone and I have done... Me and him... Sypher... The... "Ething" you called him....
<DarkT-Bone> <That's...him.... ::pauses to curl himself into a ball as he sits:: What've we become?>
<Sharpshooter> ((<T-Bone> ::has a twin:: <Razor> ::has 2 twins now!!:: <Jessie> ::has 2 twins!!! gets them both worried everytime::))
<Sypher> <Something you're not. ::pauses:: But, I think you can set it right....>
<Sharpshooter> Deep down inside you're still a good guy.. I know my brother...whatever happens there will *always* be some amount of good left in him... ::is trying to control herself tho"
<DarkT-Bone> <::trembles:: H...How?>
<DarkRazor> I know... I realized that was what I *wanted* to be... Just couldn't get past my anger.... Not until he tried to kill you... That's what stopped him... Anger couldn't stop him...
<Sypher> <Go back to who you were... I can find it and show it to you if you want....>
<Sharpshooter> ::just holds him close::
<T-Bone> ::nudging Razor:: Ought we worry about a Sypher created from your twin?
<RazorSK> :thinking this over:: The way they're going, I'm beginning to doubt it's a threat...
<DarkT-Bone><I...please do...>
<Sharpshooter> I know one thing.. if you would've hurt him::motions at Razor:: I would have some trouble hurting you.. since inna sense you're still my bro..
<Sypher> <::gently sifts his memories, pulling him back to that time::>
<DarkRazor> ::smiles a little at her:: Thanks...
<Sharpshooter> ::smiles:: no thank you for coming to yoursenses/..
<DarkT-Bone> <::nods:: I see them...I...> Razor... ::says this outloud::
<Sypher> ::and pauses himself to marvel at it all::
<DarkRazor> ::looks up at his partner::
<DarkT-Bone> ::looks at him from his position;; I'm....I'm...I'm sorry...
<DarkRazor> I'm sorry too, Bud....
<Sharpshooter> ::wipes away the tears before anyone can see her cry::
<DarkRazor> Sorry for a lotta years of bein' an idiot.
<DarkT-Bone> ::small chuckle:: Same here...Buddy.
<DarkRazor> Still friends? ::hesitantly::
<T-Bone> ::is already mouthing an answer for his twin::
<DarkT-Bone> ::finally stands, and shakily walks over to Razor, and holds out a hand:: All th' way...
<Sharpshooter> ::is more or less able to control her trembling paws now as she is still holidng D Razor and listening to the two talk::
<DarkRazor> ::stands himself, gently getting away from Jessie and meets T-Bone's hand::
<Sharpshooter> ::sighs then shakes her head...stands up herself:: Razor...thanks...
<RazorSK> ::just grins, puts a hand on his partner's shoulder::
<Sypher> <I'm going to let you two be... I think I'm strong enough...>
<T-Bone> On one hand... I wouldn't have believed it...But, I guess they are us...
<DarkT-Bone> <Where would you go?>
<RazorSK> ::chuckles:: That's kinda hard to change...
<Sypher> <Just out of you.... One second...>
<DarkT-Bone> <O..okay...>
<Sypher> ::zaps out to solidify as himself... appearing with dark, dark fur and pale brown hair:: Ooo.... Bad idea... ::sorta staggers over::
<Sharpshooter> ::sinks back onto the floor, sighs as she is once again lost in thought...is controlling her feelings and trmbling as she is listening to the others talk::
<DarkT-Bone> ::goes to catch him::
<RazorSK> ::walks over to Jessie:: Out of all this... are you okay?
<Sypher> ::is caught:: Thanks.... I'm still kinda weak...
<Sharpshooter> ::grins, looks up at him is still controlling herself:: y-yeah.. 'm fine... thanks
<DarkT-Bone> Maybe you shoulda stayed a bit longer...
<RazorSK> ::sighs:: What am I gonna do with you? ::grins, is kidding::
<Sypher> Probably... But... I just wanted to be... me... for the first time in my life.
<DarkRazor> ::grinning:: Yeah. Get your own and stop bumming off mine. ::is kidding::
<Sharpshooter> How did you guys find this place?
<DarkRazor> Just poked around... ::looking over at her::
<Sharpshooter> ::grins to Razor:: don't know... what *do* you want to do with me?
<Sharpshooter> ((<Razor> lock you up and throw away the key!!))
<RazorSK> Lock you up in the nearest room and wrap you up in cotton with "extra fragile" stickers all over you...
<DarkRazor> ((<Razor> Put you in the rubber room...))
<Sharpshooter> ::to D. Razor:: heh...
<RazorSK> ((::dead::))
<Sypher> ::suddenly looks to Razor:: So... Are there more like me here? Or... ::face falls:: ...more like I *was*....
<Sharpshooter> aww extra fragile? me? since when?
<Sharpshooter> ((DIES!!!))
<RazorSK> Since now.
<DarkRazor> ((<Razor> Since now. 'Cause I said, so there.))
<Sharpshooter> y' can try bro.. but I wont stay ther for long..
<RazorSK> ((::dead::))
<Sharpshooter> ((DIES!!))
<RazorSK> ::to Sypher:: As a matter of fact... ::looks at T-Bone::
<T-Bone> Hmm?
<Sharpshooter> ::hugs Razor:: how did you find me anyway?
<Sypher> ::looking up:: I did it. I wanted all the SWAT Kats, so I made him keep your tracer.
<RazorSK> ::to Sypher:: There's a couple...
<RazorSK> ::as he hugs Jessie back::
<Sypher> ::practically on top of his answer to Jess:: There are?! Like me?
<Sharpshooter> ah... you kept it.. ::smiles::
<RazorSK> There's...one like you here...and another one...
<DarkRazor> ((<Razor> Yeah... Then, there's Static... We don't know WHAT she's like...))
<Sharpshooter> that explains how you guys found me so fast...
<Sypher> Only one.... free.... like me?
<RazorSK> ((::Dies:: <Matrix> You don't know?! YOU DON"T KNOW!?!? She's the Maniacal Hugger from Bob!!))
<Sypher> ::has meant another souled Ething, not his twin::
<DarkRazor> ((::DIESDEADDEADDEADDIGTH'HOLE!::))
<RazorSK> ::pauses to think this over...and shakes his head:: No....
<AltSypher> ::cocks his head::
<RazorSK> You...have a twin here...
<T-Bone> ::ambles over:: I radioed them... ::to Razor::
<RazorSK> ::nods to T-Bone:: Right-o.
<AltSypher> Like your twin? ::nods:: That would make sense...
<DarkRazor> ::talking with his partner:: So, what now?
<DarkT-Bone> I... I don't know...
<Sypher> ::zaps in abruptly, looking around - T-Bone didn't tell him much::
<DarkRazor> I don't even know a way.. "home"...
<Matrix> ::zaps in with him:: Where's the fire?!
<AltSypher> ::just blinks at them both::
<AltSypher> ((<Trix> C'mon! I gotta whole bag of marshmellows here and I mean to toast 'em!))
<RazorSK> ((DEAD))
<RazorSK> Um... ::to TB:: Didja specify?
<DarkT-Bone> Do they...even want us back home?
<T-Bone> ::grinning:: Nopes... ::leans back::
<DarkRazor> ::hangs his head:: Who would?
<AltSypher> ::steps forward:: Hello....
<RazorSK> ::murmured:: Fiend... ::grins::
<T-Bone> I do so try...
<Matrix> ::blinks:: Sy, you didn't tell me you had a twin...
<RazorSK> Infidel...
<Sypher> I didn't know anyone had a twin... ::noting the extra SKs... then notes their helmets:: <That's... the SWAT Kats' evil twins... I think...>
<DarkT-Bone> If we could... go back and...fix things?
<T-Bone> Thank you.
<RazorSK> You're welcome.
<DarkRazor> I don't know that there's enough duct tape in the world for that....
<DarkT-Bone> ::small chuckle:: I know...
<Matrix> So what're they doin' standing around for?! ::eyes go blue...ah, Trix..always the first to react and the last one to know::
<AltSypher> ::seeing Trix:: No! They're okay now.
<AltSypher> ::stepping between Trix and the DSKs::
<AltSypher> ::looks to "his self" pleadingly::
<Matrix> Do what?
<Sypher> Easy, Trix... Hear 'im out.
<Matrix> ::looks at Alt Sy::
<AltSypher> They've reformed. They were never evil.
<DarkRazor> ::has slumped to the floor... it's been quite a day::
<DarkT-Bone> ::slumps beside him::
<Matrix> The CyberKat's lost...
<Sypher> <Easy there... ::linking with his twin:: Just send the info, eh?>
<AltSypher> ::blinking, does so... the whole story::
<T-Bone> ::pads over by the DSKs:: How you guys doin'?
<Matrix> ::receives it:: Ahhhh...
<DarkT-Bone> Tired...
<DarkRazor> Exhausted.... But... kinda good, y'know?
<RazorSK> ::has taken Jessie to the T-Kat to look at her wrists, despite the yelling and screaming::
<AltSypher> ::blinks more as Sypher sends im back more on himself and Trix and CyberKats::
<T-Bone> Yeah... ::sits by them::
<DarkT-Bone> Yeah... ::lays a hand on his partner's shoulder:: I got my best friend and partner back...
<T-Bone> ::grins:: Now, you take care of 'im...
<DarkT-Bone> ::grins:: You bet I will...
<AltSypher> ::is just staring at Sy and Trix:: So... What do I do now?
<AltSypher> ((<Trix> Join us. With three of us the odds of my getting grabbed by that demon go down.))
<MatrixSK> ((::DIES!::))
<MatrixSK> Um... protect the innocent? Get a job?
<AltSypher> ((<Trix> Nag, nag, nag. Get. A. Job!))
<MatrixSK> ((::dies::))
<AltSypher> Here? With two of me/
<AltSypher> ?
<MatrixSK> I meant in yer other dimension...
<AltSypher> Oh....But, I don't know a way back...
<AltSypher> And... ::vaguely like Sy was there to start... knows he'll be the only CyberKAT in that universe::
<MatrixSK> ::mulls this over:: Maybe... you can become a SWAT Kat in their world...
<AltSypher> I wouldn't mind staying with them... I... "know" them now...
<MatrixSK> ::grins:: Then, I'm pretty sure they'll take you in...
<AltSypher> Yeah... ::a little sadly:: Maybe someday I'll find you there, Matrix....
<AltSypher> ::picked up how close Sy and Trix were::
<MatrixSK> ::pauses, smiles:: I'm pretty sure you will...
<MatrixSK> ((<Matrix> Particularly cuz the muns already side-plotted that solution...))
<AltSypher> ::nods::
<AltSypher> But, we have no way back...
<MatrixSK> ::looks at Sy, grins::
<Sypher> What, Mr. Cheshire?
<AltSypher> ((Are we sending them back? Or are they staying a while?))
<MatrixSK> ((Hrm...ought we send them back for the time being and bring them back inna later plot?))
<AltSypher> ((<DSKs> ::join the MBI... fit right in fighting with the best of 'em for the donuts::))
<AltSypher> ((Hmm... Mebbe just leave 'em for now? And, end soon as it's vewy late....))
<MatrixSK> ((::DIES!!::))
<MatrixSK> ((::chuckles:: Kay okay))
<MatrixSK> What say...we test that little "program" we installed in the CyberKat?
<AltSypher> ((<Jase> ::showing the director the ranks:: And, these are our two SWAT Kats.. We got the spares... Here's our energy-sucking kitsune.. Don't shake her hand - I don't care how sweetly she smiles. This is Mr. Lennox. Lennox, chill - you're setting the carpet on fire.... ::pauses:: And, these are our CyberKats... Uh... playfighting... and... Agent Furklaw... Okay, they're wrestling over a donut... Well,... moving along...))
<Sypher> Which one?
<MatrixSK> ((::DIESDIESDIESDEADDEADDEADDEAD!!!!!!!!!:: <Mark> ::rubs his eyes:: At least... I know you've handled your patience well...))
<MatrixSK> The interdimensional one...
<AltSypher> ((<Jase> They're positively lethal in a fight... <Mark>::arches a brow:: <Jase> We give them donuts if they do good. It seems to work. <Mark> Uhm... I think we should investigate Mama Bates... Those donuts aren't normal...))
<MatrixSK> ((::DEAD!!!!!!!!!!::))
<AltSypher> Oh, that. Hmm... How's about letting them settle first though?
<MatrixSK> Oh, alright. We'll let 'em settle fer a few... ::looks about:: What say we get them outta this crazy place?
<AltSypher> ::sending a mental, "I'll be back," trots over to the DSKs::
<Sypher> And,... take them to the Garage?
<DarkT-Bone> :looks up at Alt Sy::
<MatrixSK> If Jake and Chance approve...
<AltSypher> I... Er... That is... I'm... homeless now and... I was wondering....
<Sypher> Yeah... ::looks to Razor::
<DarkT-Bone> ::small grin:: You..wanna stay with us?
<AltSypher> Yeah... If it's okay... I know you and...
<DarkT-Bone> ::looks at his partner::
<DarkRazor> It's cool. ::grins:: No hard feelings.
<DarkT-Bone> ::grins, looks at Sy:: Welcome to the family.
<AltSypher> Family?
<Razor> ::to Sypher:: What's up? ::as he walks back in, took Jessie home::
<Sypher> The gang over there needs a place to stay.
<Sypher> Matrix and I would offer our room... but it's "rented" you know and not very comfy for the average kat...
<Razor> Well, they're us... who're they gonna spill it to? We'll take them back to the hangar.
<AltSypher> ::wondering if you can rate three reformed villains "family"... okay, so Sy didn't reform, he just got a soul::
<Sypher> ::nods:: Right. We'll zap 'em over.
<Razor> Then, let's do it now... the Enforcers are on their way...
<Sypher> ::steps over by the gang::
<DarkT-Bone> ::looks up::
<MatrixSK> ::goes with Sypher::
<AltSypher> ::looks up to see him:: Time to go, guys...
<AltSypher> ::reaches down to take Dark Razor's hand:: I'll "carry" you.
<AltSypher> ::grins:: We're taking the fast train to your twins' place.
<MatrixSK> ((RPG Off...unless something should be added))
<AltSypher> ((Uh.... They went home and fell into bed.))
<MatrixSK> ((The End. ;) ))

So, it's over?! The Dark SWAT Kats have reformed and that's it?  Nah... That wouldn't be any fun, now would it? Read on to find out what does come next! If you do, I'll stop. -- Join Me on the Dark Side... of the Farce!, Part 3
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