Blast to the Past, Part 4

Fruit-Slinging Rebels, Fairies, and Demon Horses - Oh My!

<T-BoneKnight> ::as they ride along, suddenly reins in his horse:: Razor...
<LadyJessie> ::issa sitting near a tree, softly crying to herself as well as thinking of a few things as to why Trina seemed familiar to her::
<SirRazor> ::pulls on the reins, horse dancing a tad below him:: What is it?
<T-BoneKnight> ::is taking off his helmet::  I can't very well ride in there in this armor and not get shoot...
<SirRazor> ::thinks, then tosses him his:: Will it help?
<T-BoneKnight> ((<Razor> Not get what? And, why shoot?  Step in something?))
<LadyJessie> ::shakes her head whispers:: crud what's happening here?
<LadyJessie> ((ROFLLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!))
<SirRazor> ((::dies::))
<Jason> Lady Jessie? ::steps over there::
<T-BoneKnight> Actually... ::tossing it back and sliding his own into a saddlebag::  ... why don't you just ride behind me and pretend I'm your prisoner until we can explain that I'm... defecting I guess...
<SirRazor> ::blinks:: Um... sure. We c'n do that...
<LadyJessie> ::looks up gasps a bit:: S-Sir Jason? ::blinks quickly rubs the tears off ::
<Jason> You made it... ::gives her a hug::
<T-BoneKnight> I don't suppose they'll believe the captain would try to go in as a spy...
<SirRazor> I'll just tell them that I knocked you out...
<T-BoneKnight> Uh-huh...
<T-BoneKnight> ::dryly::
<SirRazor> :grins:: What? You don't think I can do it?
<T-BoneKnight> ((<Razor> ::to T-Bone:: Tell them I hit you!  ::a la ID-4::))
<SirRazor> ((:dies:))
<T-BoneKnight> No.  Now, c'mon..  ::rides in front...  pausing to give Razor his sword::
<T-BoneKnight> ((<Razor> Oh, right...  I need your weapon.  <T-Bone> Yeah, that too.  Actually, I just thought it was getting heavy.))
<SirRazor> ((::DIES!!!!::))
<SirRazor> Oh, you hurt me so... ::razz::
<T-BoneKnight> ::razzes back and rides ahead::
<LadyJessie> ::smiles and blushes as she is hugged:: I did... but.. Sir Jacob got captured... ::hugs back.::
<SirRazor> Nyeh. ::rides behind...... and gets nailed by a head of lettuce, nearly falling off:: What was THAT for?!
<T-BoneKnight> ((<T-Bone> ::gets knocked off his horse by a flying log::  Hey!  I'm a prisoner here!  I surrendered!  I'm being good!  <Jase> Yeah.. But, we like to soften 'em up before interrogation...))
<SirRazor> ((::DEAD!!!::))
<T-BoneKnight> Huh?!  ::twists around in the saddle::
<LadyJessie> ((ROFLDEAD!!!!!!!!))
<Jason> Captured?!
<LadyJessie> ::nods::
<SirRazor> ::cabbage nears T-Bone::
<T-BoneKnight> ::jerks his horse to the side to avoid it::
<T-BoneKnight> What is this?!  A food war?!
<SirRazor> ::tries to clean it off:: I don't know...
<T-BoneKnight> ((<Peasants> ::think the food is non-organic and laced with chemicals so they're throwing it back at their oppressors... and since it was so much fun, at everyone else too::))
<Rebels> ::leap outta the bushes, attack with yet more fruit....... and mayonaise... they're fighting with the largest coleslaw there is::
<LadyJessie> ((ROFLDIES!!!!!!))
<SirRazor> ((ROFL!!!))
<T-BoneKnight> Hey, hey!  I give!  I give!
<T-BoneKnight> ((<T-Bone> Goodness, no!  Not the coleslaw!))
<LadyJessie> he... he told be to... get away... and... and find you and the queen... I..
<LadyJessie> ((DIES!!))
<SirRazor> ::eyes are wide:: Hold on! We're with the queen!
<Rebels> ::pay no attention and attack sommmore::
<LadyJessie> ((<T-Bone>  NO NOT THE BBQed CABBAGE!!!!!!!))
<SirRazor> ((ROFL!!!))
<SirRazor> ::is nailed with broccoli, and falls off his horse:
<T-BoneKnight> ::rides his horse close enough to grab one rebel around the neck with one arm:: Would you people lay off!
<Rebel> Help me!!
<Jason> ::tries his best to comfort her:: He'll be okay...
<T-BoneKnight> Oh, stop whining.  I'm just keeping you from braining me with that cantaloupe.
<Rebels> ::a few go for T-Bone....and Razor gets tied up::
<SirRazor> T-Bone! Get out while you can!
<T-BoneKnight> ((<Rebel> But, whhhhhhyyyyyyyyy?!!!!!  I'm having fuuuuuuunnnnnnn!))
<SirRazor> ((::DIESDIESDEADDEADDEAD!!!!!!!!!!!::))
<LadyJessie> I hope so Sir Jason.. I'll never forgive myself for running...
<LadyJessie> ((ROFLDIESDIESDEAD!!!!!!!!))
<T-BoneKnight> No way, bud.  ::drops the rebel and sends the horse charging Razor's way::
<Jason> Did he tell you to?
<SirRazor> T-Bone, don't worry about me! Just go!
<T-BoneKnight> ::wishes he still had his sword...  but... he has...  a boot knife!::
<LadyJessie> ::nods:: y-yes... <AIY.. stop it!! no crying now!! not in front of him!! >
<T-BoneKnight> ::reining the horse in sharply by Razor.. so sharply it rears screaming before coming back down::  No way.
<SirRazor> ((Awwww... he could just BOOT them.... BOOT to the head! ::shwonk!:))
<Jason> Then you did what you had to.... ::holds her tight::
<T-BoneKnight> ((::DIES!DEADDEADDEAD!::))
<SirRazor> ((Mua!!))
<LadyJessie> ((::snorks!!::))
<Rebels> :do their best to get T-Bone off the horse::
<T-BoneKnight> ((<T-Bone> ::rides among the rebels kicking out with one foot or the other::  Boottothehead!  *schwonk!*))
<LadyJessie> Sir Jason... y-you know Sir Jacob.. he.. he ...always tells me to... run when there is ...danger... ::is blushing::
<SirRazor> ((::DEADDEADEAD!!::))
<T-BoneKnight> ::spins the horse's rear around to face them::
<SirRazor> ((<Rebels> OOOOOOOwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.....mmmmmmmmmmm))
<T-BoneKnight> ((::dies!::))
<Rebels> ::attack sommore with de' fruit::
<LadyJessie> ((DIESDIESDEAD::!!!!!!))
<T-BoneKnight> ::signals the horse while they're still outta range to be injured and has it kick out backward:
<Jason> I know... But, he's the Queen's favor.... I highly doubt they'd do anything...
<T-BoneKnight> ::Ooooo... it's a real, trained warhorse, just like a Lippizzan...  drooooool....::
<SirRazor> ((::SNORK::))
<Rebels> ::try their best to stay back::
<T-BoneKnight> ::loooooove Lipizzans... the dancing horses...  tho' their dance is actually ancient fighting moves::
<SirRazor> T-Bone! Just forget about me! Get out while you can!
<LadyJessie> they would... just for t-that reason... ::is trembling lightly:: j-just because he's the Queen's favor.. they'd...
<T-BoneKnight> ::acting on instinct, whispers something in the horse's ear, then quickly dismounts by Razor:
<Rebel1> Give it up, evil knights!
<T-BoneKnight> ::hurries to untie Razor::
<Horse> ::spins around to face them.... coal black, monstrous-sized horse... snorts and paws the ground::
<SirRazor> They're not gonna stop at anything, bud... If I remember my history...
<T-BoneKnight> ((<Horse>  ::all he needs is the headless horseman riding him, mwah!::))
<Jason> Shhh.... it's okay...
<SirRazor> ((::dead::))
<LadyJessie> ((::DIESDIESDEAD!!!!!::))
<T-BoneKnight> They're insane? Bad water?
<Rebels> ::a few wuzzes flee::
<T-BoneKnight> ::as he quickly cuts Razor free::
<SirRazor> No, they're upset...
<Horse> ::charges::
<Rebels> ::scream::
<LadyJessie> ::shuts her eyes doesn't say anything:: <how come I couldn't throw my sword at that guy?>
<T-BoneKnight> ((<Razor> They're... disgruntled... <T-Bone> Good Heavens!  You don't mean....?!  <Razor> Yes... In our time, they were postal workers...))
<Jason> It's okay.... ::strokes her hair::
<LadyJessie> ((DIES!!))
<SirRazor> ((::DIESDIESDIESDEADDEADDEAD!!!!::))
<Trina> ::inna mask:: Enough! ::fires a couple arrows at the tree just above their heads::
<LadyJessie> ::is blushing like an idiot now, tries to stop trembling but is hard to do::  <Crud...>
<T-BoneKnight> ((<T-Bone> ::pauses:: Eh... But, they don't have semi-autos?  <Razor> ::shrugs:: You don't have to have skill to use one of THOSE... The only Dark Age weapon that can be used without skill is... well, fruit...))
<SirRazor> ((::is DEAD::))
<LadyJessie> ((::DIES!!!!!!!!!::))
<T-BoneKnight> ::still hassa shield, covers himself and Razor with it::
<Jason> ::just hugs her, ready to let go if she wants::
<Horse> ::is generally terrorizing the populace::
<LadyJessie> ::accepts the hug and is still blushing but needs someone to hold on to now::
<T-BoneKnight> ::whistles::
<Jason> ::is blushing a tad himself:: <Now.... when did this happen?>
<T-BoneKnight> ::his horse and Razor's, which had also joined the fray, come thundering over::
<Trina> ::from a tree:: Give it up! You're surrounded!
<SirRazor> ::other random rebels pop out...with arrows this time::
<T-BoneKnight> ::nudges Razor:: Talk to them!
<Horses> ::sorta have the Boys surrounded themselves, eyeing the rebels balefully::
<SirRazor> They already thought I was evil... ::sighs:: Why meeeeee???? ::steps in front::
<SirRazor> Um.... we're not here to attack you!
<LadyJessie> ::whispers:: please be okay Razor...
<T-BoneKnight> ((<Razor> ::tries to get past horse::  Move, wouldja!  C'mon...  Over.  Get your fanny out of my face or I'll have your systems reformatted as soon as you're a jet again!))
<Trina> You lie. ::eyes narrowed:: You've been trespassing the sacred grounds of ((Insert Random Frier's Name Here))
<T-BoneKnight> ((Frier?))
<LadyJessie> ((::DIESIDESDEAD!!!!!!::))
<T-BoneKnight> ((Or Friar?))
<SirRazor> ((::DEADDEAD!!!!::))
<SirRazor> ((Typo...no fast food jokes!))
<LadyJessie> ((typos!! heh he))
<T-BoneKnight> ((Iiiiiiit's... Friar Frier!  Makes the best home-style fried chicken in the Hundred Acre Wood!))
<SirRazor> ((::Beats head against desk... just DIES::))
<LadyJessie> ((<Trina> you've been traspassing the sacred grounds of the McDonalds frier!))
<T-BoneKnight> ((::dies::))
<LadyJessie> ((DIESDIESDEAD!!!!!!!!!!!::))
<SirRazor> ((Aiy!! lemme alone!! ::IS soooooooooooo dead!!::))
<T-BoneKnight> We come seeking Queen Callista!
<LadyJessie> ((neeener neener!!))
<Trina> For whatever reason? ::motions to the others to stand their ground::
<T-BoneKnight> ((<Trina> Yes...:;eyeing his uniform:: For the PastMaster...  <T-Bone> Hey, look... When the teams got picked, I wasn't given an option... No other way I'd be on the same team as a guy that scrawny...))
<SirRazor> We've escaped the Pastmaster! He's taken over Megalith!
<LadyJessie> ((ROFLDEAD))
<SirRazor> ((::DEAD!!!:: <Razor> ::WHAPS him one::))
<Trina> ::motions to the rebels:: Take them.
<T-BoneKnight> ((<T-Bone> Hey!  ::at Razor::  I know you're good at basketball! Gotta have one little, fast guy to run around the big mooses... But, Pastie.. Have you ever SEEN him try to shoot?))
<SirRazor> ::backs up:: But, you don't understand!
<SirRazor> ((::DEAD::))
<T-BoneKnight> Dangit...  ::pats his horse so it'll calm down::
<Rebels> ::surround them::
<LadyJessie> ::sighs a bit too loud:: <Don't you dare do anything stupid now!>
<Jason> You gonna be okay? ::just looks at her::
<Trina> ::leaps down from the tree:: You have a lot of nerve to be trespassing, especially when Callista's army has fallen...
<SirRazor> We're seeking help!
<T-BoneKnight> He's FROM Callista's army!  ::pointing to Razor:: He wears her crest and her favor!
<LadyJessie> ::nods uncertainly:: y-yeah... I'll I'll be okay... ::looks away::
<T-BoneKnight> ((<Razor> I also wear her temper...  See the boot mark on my rumpus?  I wasn't moving fast enough...))
<LadyJessie> ((DIES!!))
<Jason> Hey... ::pulls her chin a tad to look at her anew:: We'll get him back.
<SirRazor> ((DEAD))
<T-BoneKnight> ((<T-Bone> Callista wears boots?!  <Trina> Treason!  Slander! The infidel says the Queen wears army boots!  <T-Bone> I did NOT! Stop twisting my words around!))
<SirRazor> ((::is deaddeaddead!!!::))
<LadyJessie> ::blinks, blushes anew doesn't say anything::
<LadyJessie> ((DIES!!!!!!!!))
<Katney> ((<Trina> 'Tis hard not to.  We're in a comic book.  All I have to do is grab the words in the bubble and give 'em a twist.  Tastes great with my tea.))
<SirRazor> ((::DEAD, Kat!::))
<T-BoneKnight> ((::DIES!::))
<LadyJessie> ((<T-Bone> I didn't say ARMY boots.. just said boots... ))
<LadyJessie> ((ROFLDEAD!))
<Trina> ::eyes the crest, then glares at Razor:: The Queen's favor leave his fellow knights behind?
<SirRazor> This is gonna be harder than I thought...
<Katney> ((<Trina> She wears boots, she leads an army.  Therefore they are ARMY boots.))
<T-BoneKnight> They were locked in the dungeon!  I had him brought to me for questioning!
<SirRazor> And, he let me go!
<LadyJessie> ((<T-Bone> she doesn't LEAD the army herself.. he does!! ::points at Razor::))
<Trina> ::finds this to be one of the most bizarre stories she's heard:
<Jason> ::looks at her, then looks out, hiding the redness in his face::
<Katney> ((<Trina> Then HE's wearing Callista's pink boots with the little bows and sparkly things?))
<SirRazor> ((::dead::))
<LadyJessie> ((DIES!!!!!!!!!!!))
<T-BoneKnight> ((<T-Bone> :;does too.. but his cousin running around inna mask leading rebels is pretty wild too::  <Trina> YOU run around inna mask... <T-Bone> Yeah, but I don't have rebels...  Just Razor and he's pretty law-abiding.))
<SirRazor> ((::ROFL!!!::))
<Katney> ((<Razor> Yeah, aren't they the CUTEST things?! ::fashions them off::))
<T-BoneKnight> ((::DEADDEAD Kat!::))
<SirRazor> ((::is dead::))
<LadyJessie> <uh-oh...don't ya date faint now!!> I'm...
<LadyJessie> ((DIES!!))
<Katney> ((::bows:: I may have a few jokes in me after all today.))
<Jason> Hmm?
<T-BoneKnight> ((<T-Bone> ::wants to know how on EARTH Razor got his humongous tomkat feet in Callista's petite lil' boots...  then realizes that Callista wears a size 39::))
<SirRazor> ((DEAD))
<Katney> ((::notices Jessie's typo:: <Jason> But I LOVE my faint!))
<T-BoneKnight> Uhm... Couldja just take us to Callista?
<LadyJessie> Uh..
<Trina> ::smirks:: You seem so willing...
<Katney> ((<Razor> It's the miracle of cartoons!  Stretch the shoe wide enough, then SLAP 'em on!))
<Jason> ::looks at her::
<T-BoneKnight> ((<T-Bone> But, nice kitty... The little shoe is too small for your fat feets!))
<SirRazor> ((ROFL!))
<LadyJessie> ::looks away is unable to stop blushing:: n-nevermind..
<T-BoneKnight> ((<T-Bone> ::is being "Mr. Director" now::))
<LadyJessie> ((LOL))
<Katney> ((I love that cartoon!))
<SirRazor> ::looks at T-Bone:: I think they're asking for it...
<T-BoneKnight> Asking for what?
<SirRazor> ::looks at them surrounded by rebels:: Then again... a fight wouldn't be such a hot idea...
<T-BoneKnight> ((<Razor> An Oscar.. ::sighs:: Oy! Extras...))
<LadyJessie> ((DIES!!!!!!!!!!!))
<SirRazor> ((::dead::))
<T-BoneKnight> No.  It wouldn't.
<LadyJessie> ((<Razor> already got a hangar full of 'em!! no more place!!!!))
<T-BoneKnight> ::to Trina:: We yield, fair lady.  Just please take us to the Queen.
<SirRazor> ::sighs, then nods:: Yes, we yield.
<T-BoneKnight> ((<Razor> "Fair lady?"  <T-Bone> D'oh... Dark Age stuff still in my head...  I meant, "Trina, you nut, let us go!))
<LadyJessie> ((DIES!!!!))
<Trina> ::eyes narrowed anew, then nods:: You take your horses with you.
<SirRazor> ((::DEAD::))
<T-BoneKnight> Okay...
<T-BoneKnight> ::thought the rebels would commandeer the horses::
<SirRazor> ::grabs the reins of his horse::
<SirRazor> ::the horses scared the rebels::
<T-BoneKnight> ((<Razor> They can't take the horses...  <T-Bone> Why?  <Razor> My security system, 'member?))
<SirRazor> ((ROFLDEADDEAD!))
<LadyJessie> ::looks at Sir Jason for the first time:: sorry I'm letting it all out on you..
<LadyJessie> ((DIES!!))
<T-BoneKnight> ((<T-Bone> Razor... The horses can't zap people like the jet... <Razor> No, but can they kick!))
<Jason> ::shakes his head:: No matter... I'm in the same boat as you are...
<T-BoneKnight> ::stands and takes the reins of his own horse::
<LadyJessie> ((DIES!!!!!!!!))
<Trina> Keep your eyes on them. ::to the Boys:: This way. ::puts away her bow and arrow on her back, leads towards the camp::
<T-BoneKnight> ::goes where she says::
<LadyJessie> t-thanks... T-h-hanks for listening to me...
<SirRazor> ::follows, then looks at T-Bone:: She.... look any familiar to you?
<T-BoneKnight> ((<T-Bone> ::but insists on skipping the whole way and singing "We're off to seeeee the wizard" just to bug her::))
<SirRazor> ((::DEADDEADDEAD!!!!::))
<LadyJessie> ((DIESDIESDEAD!!!!!!))
<Jason> Hey... You were there when I lost my sister in that battle... it's the least I could do...
<Katney> ((<T-Bone> ::skipping:: We're off--::clunk of the visor::--to see--:clunk::--the Wizard--::clunk::--...))
<SirRazor> ((::DEAD::))
<T-BoneKnight> ((::dies!::))
<LadyJessie> ((ROFLDEAD))
<Katney> ((::bows again::))
<LadyJessie> ::gasps as she remembers::  I... uh guess so...
<Jason> ::small smile::
<T-BoneKnight> ::arrives at camp, patting his horse::
<LadyJessie> Oh crud... I hope Jacob's gonna be ok... ::as she starts trembling a bit::
<Trina> Please wait here. ::goes towards the center of the camp:: We may have dinner guests!
<T-BoneKnight> ::looks to Razor:: Is that good or bad?
<Katney> ((::is a Pixie Stix fairy, and is closed for business.  Nyeh!::))
<T-BoneKnight> ((<Trina> ::has 'em bring out two giant spits:: <Razor> Bad, I think...))
<SirRazor> I sure hope it's good... ::pauses:: Does she...look any familiar to you?
<LadyJessie> ((<Katney> ::sooo didn't want to be the "odd one out in the sugar crazies bit" ::))
<SirRazor> ((::DEAD::))
<T-BoneKnight> Yeah... She does...
<LadyJessie> ((DIES!!))
<SirRazor> ::eyes narrowed::
<T-BoneKnight> ((<T-Bone> You're all special... Try to levitate something and scare the natives...))
<SirRazor> ((DEAD))
<Trina> ::goes to bow before Callista:: Your highness?
<T-BoneKnight> ((<Razor> Riiiiight... I'll just use my powers in the Farce and lift a jet...  <T-Bone> Size matters not.))
<SirRazor> ((::DIES::))
<LadyJessie> ((DIES))
<Katney> ((<Razor> ::uses "the Farce" to lift the jet... then sneezes and drops it on T-Bone::  Whoops...))
<T-BoneKnight> ::stands, waiting... eyeing Trina and patting the horse:
<Jason> ::lifts Jessie's hand and gives it a small peck:: Thank you, m'lady. ::small grin::
<T-BoneKnight> ((::dies!::  <T-Bone> ::pained:: Razor.. Getitoffame!))
<SirRazor> ((::is just dead::))
<LadyJessie> ((DIES))
<LadyJessie> ::blushes is onna edge of fainting:: uhm... I er..
<Katney> ((<Razor> Say it first... <T-Bone> Fine!  I can't drive stick!))
<Katney> ((<Audience> ::gasp!!!::))
<Callista> ::is.. wherever she is:: yes?
<T-BoneKnight> ((::snorks::  <T-Bone> But, I can drive an automatic like nobody's business!  <Dark Agers> ::have no clue what they're talking about::))
<Trina> We've come back with two other knights. One of them claims to be your favor.
<Callista> Sir Jacob?
<T-BoneKnight> ((<Razor> ::finds a car and shows it to them::  <Dark Agers> ::cluster around and poke at it.. start the radio playing some funky '80s music::))
<LadyJessie> ((DIES))
<Trina> If.... that's what who it happens to be... You'd have to see for yourself, m'lady...
<Callista> allright.. where is he?
<Jason> ::small smile:: Sorry about that...
<Trina> At the camp's entrance.
<T-BoneKnight> ::is trying to remember what he told the horse to send it onna rampage::
<LadyJessie> I uh... it's... it's ok... I .. guess.. ::Returns the smile::
<T-BoneKnight> Razor.. you find anything... odd... about these horses?
<SirRazor> ::just grips the reins on his::
<LadyJessie> ((<Jessie> ::Faints in response::))
<Callista> well bring him here!
<SirRazor> What? That they're huge, frighten the populace...
<Callista> ::Can't be bothered to walk there herself I know... ::
<T-BoneKnight> Yeah...  And, identical....
<Trina> ::bows:: At once. ::goes. May be a rebel, but she respects her Queen::
<SirRazor> I know... ::thoughtful gaze::
<T-BoneKnight> ::gets snuffled by his:: Hey... Cut it out.
<SirRazor> ::cracks up:: Have any sugar I don't know about?
<T-BoneKnight> ((<Horse> ::nibbles at his headfur::))
<T-BoneKnight> No.  ::patting the horse::
<SirRazor> ((<T-Bone> ::needed a trim anyway::))
<LadyJessie> ::is feeling rather uncomfortable there...::
<LadyJessie> ((DIES!!))
<LadyJessie> ((<T-Bone> but not *this* way!!!!!))
<Jason> Come. Let's go get dinner, shall we?
<Katney> ((<T-Bone> ::gives his pony some Pixi Stix if he stops eating his hair.:: <Horsie> ::SLURP!!!::))
<LadyJessie> ::silently nods tries not to faint..::
<Trina> ::to Razor: OKay. The Queen wishes to see you. I beg you leave your sword and your horse here.
<T-BoneKnight> ((<T-Bone> Augh!  Horse germs!))
<T-BoneKnight> ::wants to go too::
<SirRazor> ::looks at T-Bone:: What about him??
<Katney> ((Or rather... <Horsie> ::INHALES/SNORTS STIX!::))
<Trina> He'll be okay. That's a promise.
<T-BoneKnight> ((<T-Bone> ::eyes tear up...  lower lip quivers:: But, I waaaa-aaaa-nnaaaaa go tooooooooo!))
<SirRazor> ((::DEAD!!::))
<LadyJessie> ((<Razor> if he won't I'll kill you!!))
<T-BoneKnight> ::just nods to Razor::
<LadyJessie> ((DIES!!!!!!!!!))
<T-BoneKnight> ((::ain't gonna let that "fine whine" die...::))
<SirRazor> ::shakes his head suddenly:: The Queen needs to see him, too...
<Callista> ::taps fingers onna nearest tree waiting... yes mun has nothing to do..::
<Trina> ::sighs:: If he must. I just beg of you two to leave your weapons here.
<T-BoneKnight> ((<Trina> Fine.. But, take the horses! They're scaring small children.... Loudest animals I ever saw...))
<SirRazor> ((ROFL!))
<Katney> ((<Callista> ::is getting a manicure, hair perm, etc. and she's still bored::))
<LadyJessie> ((DIES))
<LadyJessie> ((ROFL Kat!!))
<LadyJessie> ((<Callista> ::gotten 3 haircuts while waiting::))
<T-BoneKnight> ::nods...  removes his boot knife...  aaaand... checks in case he has any he doesn't know about...  dumps out some kinda funky mirror thing... blinks at it and leaves it::
<LadyJessie> ((<Callista> ::gotten 3 haircuts, 5 manicures, and yadda while waiting::))
<Trina> This way. ::leads them back to the Queen::
<T-BoneKnight> ((<Callista> ::but never fear!  she's like that haircut Barbie and just grows more hair!::))
<SirRazor> ((DEAD!!!))
<T-BoneKnight> ::follows... brings the horse:::
<Katney> ((<Callista> More yadda!  GIVE ME MORE YADDA!!))
<SirRazor> ::follows with the horse::
<SirRazor> ((<SirRazor> Why should we?! That's MY Yadda!! You can't have it!! MINE!! ALL MINE!))
<Callista> ::Face lightens up as she sees Razor:: Sir Jacob.. you're alive!!!
<LadyJessie> ((DIES!!))
<Katney> ((<Servant> More yadda for the queen!))
<T-BoneKnight> ((<Trina> You're so attached to these horses... What are their names?  <T-Bone> Uh... Turbo and Kat, I think...))
<LadyJessie> ((<Yadda> ::out of stock!!::))
<T-BoneKnight> ((::dies Kat!::))
<SirRazor> ((::DEAD!!!::))
<LadyJessie> ((DIES!!!!!!!!!!!))
<SirRazor> My queen? ::bows::
<T-BoneKnight> ::bows too::
<T-BoneKnight> ::issa behind Razor::
<Callista> ::notices T-Bone:: who is that?
<Trina> ::bows herself outta respect::
<LadyJessie> ((<Razor> my new.. horse...))
<SirRazor> He's... he's with us, your highness.
<T-BoneKnight> ((<Bored Rebel> Leap frog! ::noticing all the people bowing down... runs over to jump over them all::))
<Katney> ((<Callista> ::gets crabby if she doesn't get more yadda:: Off with whoever got the last yadda!! <Servant> That would be you, my Queen.  <Callista> Off with my--! Eeeps!))
<LadyJessie> ((<Callista> my my I thought your tastes were better than that...))
<SirRazor> ((::snorks at all three::))
<Callista> well if you say so Sir Jacob.. ::trusts him enough::
<T-BoneKnight> ((::is sooooo dead::))
<LadyJessie> ((ROFL))
<T-BoneKnight> Your Highness... I pledge myself to your service...  ((And, wanna go out on Friday night?))
<SirRazor> ((DEAD!!!))
<Trina> ::stands up a bit::
<Callista> allright.. it is time we overthrow the Pastmaster!!!! round up the others! ((DIES!! <Callista> sorry I'm all set with him.. ::means Razor::))
<T-BoneKnight> ((BTW, do you have contacts all the way back here in the Dark Ages?  <Callista> No, moron..  I have servants read for me.))
<SirRazor> ((ROFL!))
<T-BoneKnight> ((<T-Bone> ::gives Razor a look:: Traitor!))
<Katney> ((<Callista> Sorry, have a war to fight on Friday.  How's Saturday? <T-Bone> Nah, got some guys to kill Saturday.  Sunday? <Callista> Well, I got a barn to burn, but I think I can sqeeuze you in.))
<SirRazor> ((<Razor> ::had no idea:: Bu...but...!))
<T-BoneKnight> ((::dies!::))
<SirRazor> ((::dies::))
<LadyJessie> ((DEAD!!))
<Katney> ((Thank you my slained audience.))
<T-BoneKnight> ((<T-Bone> Monday?  <Callista>  Uhm...  I think someone's being executed... Want to accompany me?  ::as executions were social events in those days::  <T-Bone> I'd be honored...))
<LadyJessie> ((::snorks.. LOUD::))
<T-BoneKnight> ::blinks at her suddeness::
<T-BoneKnight> ::looks to Razor::
<SirRazor> ::blinks himself, looks to T-Bone:: Weren't you supposed to be... you know... 'knighted'? ::mouthed::
<Katney> ((<T-Bone> I'd love to watch someone die with you.  In fact, I'd DIE with that guy who's dying so long as I can die with you! <Callista> ::blank look:: Huh?  <T-Bone> I dunno what I said either))
<T-BoneKnight> ::shrugs, they're among rebels, he's already a knight, does it matter?::
<LadyJessie> ((LOL))
<T-BoneKnight> ((::DIESDEAD!::))
<SirRazor> ::excuses himself from the queen, goes::
<T-BoneKnight> ((<T-Bone> But, it was.. noble and self-sacrificing, right?))
<T-BoneKnight> ::ditto::
<Katney> ((<Callista> Yeah, good enough))
<Callista> ::will knight him later.. as mun forgot things like that were customary back then...::
<T-BoneKnight> ((<Callista> I dub thee...  ::WHAMS T-Bone with scepter::))
<SirRazor> ((::dead::))
<T-BoneKnight> ((<T-Bone> ::rubbing his head:: Thought I was being knighted, not crowned.))
<LadyJessie> ((ROFLDEAD!!!!!!!!!))
<SirRazor> ((::is sooooooooo dead::))
<Katney> ((<Callista> Like to retire? <T-Bone> Sure.  Send me my last paycheck via horseman.))
<T-BoneKnight> ((::dead Kat::))
<SirRazor> This is just too odd... ::as he pats his horse::
<T-BoneKnight> Yeah...
<T-BoneKnight> So... Callie's Callista... No doubt about that..  Tho' she's acting kinda funny... ::this coming from the guy who was Pastie's captain::
<SirRazor> Funny? ::nevermind he's noticed a couple odd things::
<T-BoneKnight> We're going to war pronto?  No passing go, no bothering that we've only got you, me, and a buncha fruit-slinging rebels?
<Katney> (("We've got a ton of rotten fruit and a poifect aim." ::quotes "Newsies" from "The World Will Know."::))
<SirRazor> ::nods:: That's unlikely... I'd think Callista would be one to avoid war as much as she could...
<T-BoneKnight> Odd... But... Pastie's got his hand in everybody's mind around here...
<SirRazor> That's what scares me..... I mean, I don't think the rebels woulda killed us... They're attacking with bad fruit...
<Katney> ::something buzzes around their heads:
<T-BoneKnight> ::blinks and swats at it idly::
<SirRazor> ::sighs:: Mosquitoes?
<T-BoneKnight> Yeah... They're kinda... crazy...  Recognize any?  Aside from the masked leader?
<Katney> ::fairy voice:: Watch who you're calling mosquito, knave!
<SirRazor> Hrm... ::looks about:: Well... that Little John wannabe looks a lot like... ::eyes squint, then bursts out laughing::
<Katney> ::lands on Sir Razor's nose:: Watch it, I'm not all gumdrops and sunshine.
<T-BoneKnight> Huh?!  ::first at Razor's laughter, then the thing on his nose::
<T-BoneKnight> What is that?  ::leaning in::
<SirRazor> :blinks at the fairy:: What in?
<T-BoneKnight> ((<Kat fairy> ::tugs on T-Bone's whiskers:: Don't breathe on me, LardBelly.))
<KatneyFairy> Never seen a fairy before?
<T-BoneKnight> Uhm... no.
<KatneyFairy> ((T-Bone's not fat))
<T-BoneKnight> ((To anything that small, he'd look huge. And, no, he's not.))
<KatneyFairy> ((Ah-huh))
<T-BoneKnight> ((Besides, I was outta insults.))
<SirRazor> ((::Noddles::))
<SirRazor> Not really...
<KatneyFairy> Hmph.
<KatneyFairy> Shows how popular we are.
<T-BoneKnight> Okay.... You're a fairy... ::thinks it's a familiar fairy::
<SirRazor> ::holds his hands up::
<T-BoneKnight> ((<Kat> I'm your sister! D'oh!  <T-Bone> I'm not related to a fairy!  <Kat> Sure you are!  You just got all the tall genes... and I got the magic powers, so nyeah.))
<KatneyFairy> ::wings flutter a bit::
<SirRazor> ((ROFL!!!))
<SirRazor> Um... you... mind getting off my nose... You're makin' it itch...
<Horses> ::are eyeing the fairy too...  one snorts at her::
<KatneyFairy> ::gets blown off Razor's nose::
<T-BoneKnight> ((<Kat> Eeek!  ::falls off, shrieking fairy epithets at the horse::))
<SirRazor> ((ROFL!))
<SirRazor> ::blinks:: Um...
<T-BoneKnight> ::moves the horse's nose:: Bad.
<SirRazor> You okay? ::to the fairy::
<KatneyFairy> ::flaps wings, drops some fairy dust on the horse's nose, a sock--clean mind you--end up on the horse's nose::
<Horse> ::snorts loudly and shakes his head::
<KatneyFairy> Hmm... odd, but it worked. ::shrug::
<T-BoneKnight> ::pats it 'til it calms:: Sorry about that... So... uhm...  what are you doing here?
<SirRazor> ::just gapes::
<T-BoneKnight> ((<Kat> Drat... I was trying to turn him into a frog.)))
<KatneyFairy> Doing fairy nonsense.
<T-BoneKnight> ((<T-Bone> Cool!  ::rips that sock off:: I've been wanting one! These boots are rubbing horribly... Can you make another?))
<T-BoneKnight> Oooookay...
<SirRazor> Riiiiiiiight...
<KatneyFairy> You two seem familiar to me.
<SirRazor> Huh?
<T-BoneKnight> Yeah... Well, you're kinda familiar too... Tho' I seem to think you should be bigger.
<KatneyFairy> ::glare:: Fairies are SUPPOSED to be small.
<SirRazor>  ::looks closer:: You know... you *are* familiar..
<T-BoneKnight> Yes, but I don't remember you small.
<KatneyFairy> More popular than I thought.
<SirRazor> So...what's yer name?
<T-BoneKnight> ((<T-Bone> Really?  I thought fairies were like huuuuuge... and ugly... and not fond of sunli...  <Kat> ::flings fairy dust up his nose:: That's TROLLS, you idiot!))
<SirRazor> ((ROFL!!!!!))
<KatneyFairy> Katarina.
<SirRazor> Katney?? ::holds out a hand::
<T-BoneKnight> ::wonders what HIS name is SUPPOSED to be in this world::
<T-BoneKnight> Kat?!
<KatneyFairy> Hmm?
<SirRazor> ::holds out a hand for her to land on::
<KatneyFairy> ::lands::
<SirRazor> Kat? What happened to you?!
<T-BoneKnight> ((<T-Bone> Oh, yes!  She's tiny now!  I can just put her in a jar and...  <Kat> ::grabs a whisker and twists painfully:: Don't even think it.))
<SirRazor> ((ROFL!!!))
<T-BoneKnight> No kiddin'.
<KatneyFairy> ::taps her foot:: What's it look like?  I'm a fairy.
<KatneyFairy> I like the wing attachment though.
<SirRazor> Um... I'm aware of that...
<T-BoneKnight> Do you... do you know what happened?
<SirRazor> What he said?
<KatneyFairy> Uh-uh.... is that armor heavy?
<T-BoneKnight> Yes and no.  I think I'm still under the spell enough to be adjusted.
<KatneyFairy> Tsk tsk.
<SirRazor> I think she's mockin' you, bud...
<KatneyFairy> ^_^
<KatneyFairy> ::even looks cuter as a fairy:
<T-BoneKnight> ::doesn't think she was ever cute, but he's not one to ask::
<SirRazor> ((::dead::))
<T-BoneKnight> Yeah, yeah.  I *know* she is.
<KatneyFairy> I'm the little sister.  ::glare:: Don't start on the short jokes.
<T-BoneKnight> Right, right.  Look, have you seen anyone else?
<T-BoneKnight> And, is ANYbody else in their right mind?
<SirRazor> ::sighs:: <Why do I have a feeling I'm gonna be inna middle of sibling war?
<SirRazor> >
<KatneyFairy> I've been under that spell too.  Didn't pay much attention.
<T-BoneKnight> ::sighs:: How'd you get out?
<KatneyFairy> Inhaled some of this pixie dust and I think it snapped me out of it.
<KatneyFairy> ::holds up a little pouch::
<T-BoneKnight> Does that work on just anybody?  Or ought we not go doping people up with pixie dust?
<KatneyFairy> Haven't tried it.
<SirRazor> ::snorks at "doping":: As long as they snap outta it...
<KatneyFairy> Most people who pass by try to swat me with their shoes or whatever.
<T-BoneKnight> ((<Razor> ::tries it onna rebels::  <Rebels> ::snap back to being disgruntled postal workers::  <Razor> I think we were better to start with...))
<SirRazor> ((ROFL!!!!!!))
<KatneyFairy> Then I turned one into a frog.
<T-BoneKnight> ((<T-Bone> No wait!  They're HAPPY postal workers now!  <Kat> Added some Pixie Stix...))
<SirRazor> Was that necessary?
<T-BoneKnight> Kat!
<KatneyFairy> I could've turned him into Feral!
<T-BoneKnight> Now, THAT... would be evil.
<SirRazor> I think a frog's okay...
<T-BoneKnight> ::nods to Razor:: So long as we can find a way to end ALL this craziness...
<KatneyFairy> It wears off if you don't dust them too much.
<T-BoneKnight> Good.
<KatneyFairy> ::flutters in the air, crosses arms across chest, nods:: Mmm-hmm.
<SirRazor> That's great... Let's see if we can have this work...
<T-BoneKnight> What this?
<KatneyFairy> What he said.
<SirRazor> The fairy dust... maybe we can have people snap outta it..
<T-BoneKnight> ((<Razor> This...  ::stalks a rebel and then smacks him inna schnoze with Kat's fairy dust::))
<KatneyFairy> Hmm...
<SirRazor> ((::dies::))
<T-BoneKnight> Okay... Who do we try it on? And,.. will it make them completely useless?  I mean.. having this Dark Age knowledge in my head helps...
<SirRazor> :thinks this over::
<T-BoneKnight> ((<Razor> Not if their sword turns into a blaster!  <T-Bone> Or their cabbage...))
<SirRazor> ((ROFL!!))
<T-BoneKnight> I'd look like an idiot with this sword if I hadn't had how to use it zapped into my head...
<SirRazor> Well, who'd be our first victim?
<T-BoneKnight> ::looks around::
<KatneyFairy> ::thinks:: Hmm...
<T-BoneKnight> ((<T-Bone> ::finally figures the horses out:: The horses!))
<KatneyFairy> ::sits on a horse's nose, thinks::
<SirRazor> Anybody stubborn enough?
<T-BoneKnight> Stubborn?
<SirRazor> Anybody who'd wanna kick our tails?
<KatneyFairy> How about your horse?  ::hisses at the one who breathed on her::
<SirRazor> ::eyes narrowed into thought: I don't think that would be a good idea...
<T-BoneKnight> If that horse changes into a kat... I'll be a monkey's uncle.
<KatneyFairy> No, I figured you might need the Turbokat.
<T-BoneKnight> Do what?
<SirRazor> She's right... I think our little modes of transport are the jet...
<T-BoneKnight> ::loooooks at his horse::
<KatneyFairy> ::flutters in front of the horse:: What do you say, big guy? ::produces a BIG sugar cube.  Normal to the others, but it's BIG to her.::
<SirRazor> Odd as it seems, but yeah... ::pats his horse onna side::
<Horse> ::takes the sugar... then nudges T-Bone affectionately::
<SirRazor> ((<Horse> ::SHONK!! at sugar...taking Kat with it: <Kat> AHHH!!! LEMME OUT!!! BAD BREATH!! BAD!!!!))
<KatneyFairy> ((<Horse> ::SLURPS sugar cube... and Katney:: <Katney> LEMME OUT!!))
<T-BoneKnight> ((::DIES!::))
<KatneyFairy> ((<Horse> :lets her out:: <Katney> Do NOT go in there. ::to horse:: When was the last time you went to the dentist?))
<SirRazor> ((::DEAD!!!:: Ain't saying it...))
<T-BoneKnight> Well... ::rubs the horse's nose::  I never knew the ol' TurboKat was so affectionate...
<SirRazor> ::chuckles::
<T-BoneKnight> ((::DIESDEAD::))
<SirRazor> But, I don't think it's a good idea... we get the Turbokat here and we'll freak everybody and their brother...
<KatneyFairy> Chance, the way to treat it, she thinks you're her daddy.
<T-BoneKnight> It's a MALE horse, Kat.
<KatneyFairy> ::lands on his nose:: You usually referred to it as a girl.
<SirRazor> <Hoo boy... here it comes...>
<T-BoneKnight> The jet, yes. But, the horse IS a boy.
<KatneyFairy> ::pulls down her eye, sticks out her tongue:: Nyeh!
<T-BoneKnight> ::flicks her off::
<KatneyFairy> ::flies back a bit, flutter her wings via hummingbird, almost red in the face::
<T-BoneKnight> ((<Kat> ::SQUEEEEAL, shriek bad fairy language and curses::))
<T-BoneKnight> ((<T-Bone> ::ends up eight kinds of frog::))
<SirRazor> ((DEAD))
<KatneyFairy> Don't tick me off, bro.
<KatneyFairy> ::taps her foot in the air::
<T-BoneKnight> Sorry.  Look, Razor.. Pick a rebel and nail him.
<Trina> Um... if you so wish to eat, they're cooking dinner.
<SirRazor> Nail a rebel... not like I wasn't nailed with... ::pauses to look at Trina, then at T-Bone::
<KatneyFairy> ::blinks::
<T-BoneKnight> ::loooooks back, grins::
<T-BoneKnight> Thank you, Lady.
<SirRazor> ::face twists into a grin::
<T-BoneKnight> ::whisper:: Kat, gimme that fairy dust...
<T-BoneKnight> ((<Kat> Where you want it?  ::smirk::))
<KatneyFairy> ::whispers: Only fairies can handle the dust.  Where do you want it? ::smirk::
<T-BoneKnight> Right on her head.
<SirRazor> ::nods:: Um.. is it of any incovenience to ask what we're having?
<T-BoneKnight> ::is still whispering::
<Trina> Chicken.
<KatneyFairy> ::evil grin, flutters over to Trina, takes some dust, drops it on her head::
<SirRazor> As long as it isn't vegetables...
<Trina> ::pauses, squints her eyes, coughs like crazy::
<KatneyFairy> Sorry, Katrina.  Was for your own good.
<T-BoneKnight> ((<Trina> ::breaks out in hives.. is still under the spell:: Tie these... wizard wannabes up and get me some aloe!))
<SirRazor> ((::DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!::))
<SirRazor> How much didja give 'er??
<KatneyFairy> A pawful.
<Trina> ::coughing fit brings her to her knees::
<KatneyFairy> She just can't take it.  Must be allergic.
<T-BoneKnight> ::goes over to kneel by Trina and pat her onna back::
<T-BoneKnight> ::uhm... this could be bad... he's not wearing a mask, y'know::
<SirRazor> Musta been a pretty big pawful... ::goes to see if she's okay::
<T-BoneKnight> ((<Razor> Who's paw?!  Yours or Paul Bunyans?!))
<SirRazor> ((It could be Chance for the moment.. he's not wearing the SK symbol, is 'e?))
<T-BoneKnight> ((::snorks:: That'd hardly be on the armor of Pastie's knights.. Unless it had a circle with a line across it!))
<KatneyFairy> A fairy paw a big pawful?
<SirRazor> ((DEAD!!!!))
<Trina> ::sits back, takes in a few deep breaths::
<KatneyFairy> After all, I dropped it on her head, not up her nose.
<T-BoneKnight> Trina? Are you okay?
<KatneyFairy> ((<Katney> Trina, this is pixie dust. Not pixie stix!))
<Trina> What?
<T-BoneKnight> Are you okay?
<Trina> ::rips off her mask and rubs her eyes:: I... I think so....
<KatneyFairy> Sorry about that.
<T-BoneKnight> ::pats her back sommore::
<SirRazor> ::looks at her, then at Chance::
<Trina> ::pauses, looks at the kat beside her:: Chance?
<T-BoneKnight> Hey, Trina. ::grins::
<KatneyFairy> Hello, Lt. Korat. ::lands on her shoulder::
<Trina> What...are you doing... wearing an armor... ::pause: Lemme rephrase that... What is going on?
<SirRazor> ::I'd guess he'd be maskless...would he?:: Pastmaster attack...
<KatneyFairy> Don't let me explain.  I'll get a headache.
<T-BoneKnight> ::tries to think how and why Chance Furlong would know this:: Well.. That sorceror guy.. the PastMaster...  has turned everything back to the Dark Ages...
<Trina> ::picks herself up:: How did he do that?
<T-BoneKnight> I don't know..
<SirRazor> We haven't got a clue...
<KatneyFairy> ::flutters over to the chicken:: ::hungerly:: Is it done yet?
<T-BoneKnight> But.. uhm... You're supposed to be leading some rebels... and we're part of the Queen's army out to stop this guy.
<Trina> I'm just lost... ::rubs her eyes anew:: If I'm supposed to be leading a group of rebels...
<SirRazor> ::grins:: They attack with bad fruit.
<Trina> Then I'm doing a lousy job.
<T-BoneKnight> Uhm... Trina.. Might some of the rebels be your men and all?
<KatneyFairy> Where do they come up with this stuff. ::lands on horse's nose again::
<T-BoneKnight> ((<Trina> ::notes the one rebel lingering by the stewpot:: Well, that's Furklaw alright.... Where's Graypaw and Pawlur?  They oughta be fighting him for that pot.))
<Trina> Sounds reasonable. Speaking of which... where's Jason?
<SirRazor> ((ROFL!!!!))
<T-BoneKnight> We haven't... seen him... ::looking to Razor::
<KatneyFairy> Nor I.
<SirRazor> ::thinks this over:: All we know is that he's part of the Queen's army...
<T-BoneKnight> He is?
<SirRazor> He was fighting with me and Lt. Clawson back at the castle... I think he took Callista into a woods for a safer place...
<T-BoneKnight> That'd be here then.
<KatneyFairy> I don't go near Callista's castle myself.
<T-BoneKnight> Why?
<KatneyFairy> ::shrugs:: I can't that far and fast.
<T-BoneKnight> Ahhh...
<Trina> Okay... this is just odd. What we gotta do is get a hold of Pastmaster and stop him once and for all...
<KatneyFairy> I'm for that.
<T-BoneKnight> Yeah. But, first, we need everyone else back to normal...
<T-BoneKnight> Although... Can you still handle your bow?
<KatneyFairy> ::lands in front of them, sits, tired sigh:: Fluttering gets to be so tiring.
<Trina> I don't know... ::takes it out, and adds an arrow to the quiver:: If I poke someone's eye out, shoot me. ::aims towards a tree::
<T-BoneKnight> ::watches::
<SirRazor> ::backs up a tad::
<T-BoneKnight> ((<T-Bone> Sure.. I"ll just.. "shoot" you with this sword...))
<KatneyFairy> ::gets outta the way!::
<Trina> ::closes an eye and lets it go.... arrow lands onna tree dead on:: Oo-kay...
<T-BoneKnight> Yes!
<KatneyFairy> Niiice.
<SirRazor> Well, the fairy dust didn't kill her aim. ::grins, high fives Trina::
<T-BoneKnight> ::doesn't figure it's too odd that he's into this...  he WAS an Enforcer::
<T-BoneKnight> ::too odd to Trina that is::
<T-BoneKnight> So, we can dust everybody and they'll still be able to fight...  Tho'... I'm not sure if they'll be able to bring themselves to lob rotten fruit once they're back to normal...
<Trina> I highly doubt it... we'd need to storm that castle and their weapons...
<SirRazor> Which is why we're gonna need everybody in these woods...
<T-BoneKnight> ::grins::  I might still be able to get into the castle...  I'm...  Sorta the captain of the opposing army...
<SirRazor> And it'll provide them with enough of a distraction... ::grins::
<KatneyFairy> ::in kidding tone:: I'm so ashamed of my brother.
<T-BoneKnight> ::smirks at her:: Alright...  We need to lay out a plan here...
<KatneyFairy> Hmm.
<Trina> Then let's get back to the camp and figure things out...
<T-BoneKnight> ((<T-Bone> ::draws lil' stick figures inna dirt:: Okay... Trina, you're here.. ::points to the moat where her figure is being menaced by a huge fish::  Razor.... You move in from over the wall...  ::Razor's figure is coming over a spike-topped wall::  Kat... you distract them by buzzing around their heads... ::shows this blur making guys with fly-swatters dizzy::))
<T-BoneKnight> Right.
<SirRazor> ((DIES!!!!!!!!!!!!))
<KatneyFairy> ((<Katney> And what are YOU gonna do? <T-Bone> Supervise, of course.))
<SirRazor> ((::dies, is dead::))
<T-BoneKnight> ::heads that way... his horse following w/o him touching it::
<T-BoneKnight> ((::dies Kat::))
<SirRazor> ::follows::
<Trina> ::goes with::
<KatneyFairy> ::sits on one of their shoulders::
<T-BoneKnight> ::to Razor, whispering:: Figured out what I said to the horse earlier...
<SirRazor> Oh? What?
<T-BoneKnight> "Autopilot."
<KatneyFairy> ::snickers::
<SirRazor> ::face is blank, then grins:: You know 'er all too well, bud.
<T-BoneKnight> ::just grins and pats his horse... then Razor's too::
<T-BoneKnight> ((<Razor> Paws off my weapons console man...))