------------------------------- Uh we're not sorcerers!!! we sort of caught a ride here... (( But, don't mess with us! We have great power! Like what? I shall make the sun go out today at noon! Puh-lease... That's an eclipse.)) ------------------------------ ::cocks his head:: Mad Kat? I've never heard of this... Mad Kat... not a good guy.. (( But, I've met a few loonies in my time... And, Chancellor here looks possessed when you steal his teddy bear...)) ------------------------------- Uh...I take it you're knights? Of course. ::thought it was obvious:: ::nods: It is obvious but I just wanted to clear things up, Sir jacob, (( I'm wearing armor and carrying a sword! What else would I be?! A nut who robbed a Renaissance fair?)) ---------------------------- ::nods to SirJ, makes a motion to have them be on their way:: ::kicks his horse lightly and off they go at a gentle trot... as the mun wonders if they posted in those days:: ((hey! I'm Dr. Suess!)) ((I thought you were Trina...)) ----------------------------- Ah! De' she-kats! How's it goin', babes? ::has that attitude from Hercules' Hades going on:: (( Fabulous hair, Trina... Is that the "I got it done in a stable look?")) ::fires her gun:: don't call me babe!! --------------------------- ::pats his horse, and gets on:: Let's just hope we're not too far... ::nods:; ::leaps onto his horse, offering a hand to Trina:: ::takes it...with her good arm anyway...:: ::in her mind 'now I know how Razor felt like when they almost=started to plant trees on the Turbokat:: hmm... ::reaches out a hand to Jessie:: (( Wait! We're doing this all wrong! ::leaps onto his horse and forces it to rear:: Hi-ho Silver! AWAY!)) ((::DIES!!::)) ------------------------ ::smiles back:: You ready? ::to SirC:: ((::SirC talkinto himself???)) Yes! ::digs his heels into the horses sides and... awaaaay they go!:: (( ::beats head against desk::Aiy....SirJ, even)) ((::dies::)) ::hangs on:: (( ::has that problem... unfortunately, there are no drugs for schizophrenia yet::)) ::rides after:: ((::dies::) ((::dies!::)) (( ::so, is it a hostage situation if he threatens to kill himself? If there are two of him?::)) ((::dies::)) ((::dies::) ((::dies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!::)) ((::DIES!!!!::)) ((are you guys really dead???)) ((I'm reviving...)) --------------------------- What were they...? ::does so:: More of Pastmaster's happy water creeps... (( Dunno... Thingies... with wings... sorta... Ahhh.. supliporus abidoricus! Huh? Small dragons.)) ----------------------- ::blinks:: How am I supposed ta' kill you then!? ((Try weedkiller..)) (( You think I would *tell* you?!)) (( just dont kiss it!!!!!)) ::another "hand" flicks him off:: ::tumbles thru the air and lands heavily in the mud:: ::runs to J:: You okay!? ::Still climbing has reached the mid stomach area:: if you fall Trina I'm gonna kill you (( ::kisses thing...:: ::shrieks:: ::turns into a handsome prince:: You've saved me! Be my queen! ::hugs Trina:: Urk...)) ----------------------- It's gotta have a weakness *somewhere.... Well, it sure isn't the head... ::still climbing almsot reached Trina, occasionally ducks as a 'hand' passes by:: ::shakes his head:: That only works with dragons, wyverns, and some sorcerors... ::looks up:: Well...what's a plant's weakest point? (( Legs? Works on cyclops... Ears? That's for demon snakes... ::continue::)) ((::DIES!!!)) Usually the roots, but this thing's got roots like iron... ::assuming they haven't discovered steel yet....:: (( I know how a bout akiss?? that's on frogs..)) ((LOL!!!)) ((::dies!::)) -------------------------- ::runs under Trina to catch her:: (( I got ya'! I got ya'! ::runs in circles... Trina lands behind him:: I don't got ya'...)) -------------------------- ::looks on worriedly, grabbing the horses reins as they reappear, walks over, leading them:: You were knocked out...::softly:: (( ::looks around for his horse:: Come back here, horse... You coward...)) ((ROFL!!)) ((::dies::)) ((Lil' Dragonheart quote... Couldn't resist!)) ::rubs her head:: uh...::tries to get to her feet:: (( Thunder! Uhm...Lightning!...Um...Blacky!...::growls:: STUPID!! I'm warnin' you! I'll get another horse!)) ((::dies!!!!!!!::)) ((::DEAD::)) --------------------------- (( ::loses her gun:: ::gives her a sword:: You know how to use this? Of course. The pointy end goes into the other man.)) --------------------------- ((Hey, you c'n thwap 'im fer all I care...he's just another member of my family.... HEY!!)) ((::dies::)) (( In fact, thwap *all* my family members! Hit Rave in the head!)) ((::DEAD::)) ((NAw I like 'im...)) ((::dies::)) ((Rave? You don't know Rave! He's an evil creature from the planet Noose! Came to this planet to torment me!)) ((The planet Noose? Are you sure? I thought he was from Bob....)) ((oops...)() ((okay people??????? er kats???)) ((::DIES, Kris!::)) ((Right, right. Dark Ages?)) ((Well...he was raised in Bob...then he went to Noose to finish his torment training)) ----------------------------- :to Pasty:: Do you always have a tendency of scaring your brides to be? Not that yer face isn't enough... we better get there fast.... I resent that wise guy.!! ::arrives at the entrance, hops off to clear the bushes:: ::leaps off his horse as well, turning to help Trina:: Bride? I'll never be yer bride!! ::holds up the medallion:: Resent? What is there to resent? I thought it was a compliment to you 800 year old dudes... ::is helped:: Thanks. hey I may be old but I am still in good shape!!!! ((Pastmaster:: I exercise everyday..!!)) ::clears the bushes, then turns to help Jessie down:: The horses are not gonna make it through... ((exercising and taking these tablets has helped me to stay young and goodlooking for over 800 years)) thanks.. ((::is dead::)) (( With good results! Look at ya' All skin and bones!)) ((::dies:: )) They'll wait for us. ::lays the reins over the saddle and slaps his horse lightly on the rump:: ((that's the side effect of them supplements)) --------------------------- ::does the same, leads the way:: C'mon! ::draws out his sword:: ::nods:: roger. ::draws her gun and proceeds with cautiong:: ((Erm...SirC up there..)) ::brings up the rear, pulling out his own sword:: ::takes out her handgun, ignores her arm:: ((as far as I remember you don't have any swrord Trina..)) ((like I said, it was SirC up there. ;) )) ((unless ya swiped it off SirC)) Y'know...I wouldn't blame 'er if she actually rejected ya' at the wedding...at least, she wouldn't promise to wash the dishes... ((::dies::)) (( ::knicks SirC's sword, can sell it for millions back home - ancient sword in good condition::)) ------------------------------ Well, congratulations! ::to Pasty:: You blew it. < blew what?? those two she kats shouldn't be here.. (( My nose? Why, of course, I did!)) (( I have a cold, okay?!)) ((::dead::)) ((::DEAD::)) -------------------------------- ::growls softly, whips his sword around and sends a blast of magic energy - from the sword - flying at the nearest one:: (( By the power of Greyskull!!)) ((::DEAD::)) ((::dead::)) ((I hadta'...)) (( ::is He-Kat!:: ::is his lion/tiger thingie - mwahaha!::)) ((::dead::)) ((:LOL::) ::fires a few shots at the nearest one:: (( ::sweatdrop:: Least I'm not "She-Kat"....)) ((Hey I resent that!!!!!!!!)) (( Well, it's all fine for you, but I'm a boy!)) ((::is dead::)) ((::Dies::)) ------------------------------------ ::dragon dissolves... and Sir J falls:: Ack! ((uh I WAS on that thing too....)) ::falls off as well:: ((All of us were..)) ::lands on his duff with an oof:: ::loads a grappling hook and fires to teh castle:: ((ah...goodie...)) ::lands onna... parapet atop the castle, not too far down:: ::catches Jessie as she dangles:: ::and nearly rolls off into the courtyard below:: Ah! ::grabs onto the stone flagging:: ::falls......somewhere far..:: ::clings to a flagging himself:: (( Oh fine.. Kill the thing while we're all riding on it... *Brilliant* plan... ::hissing to SirJ::)) Hang on! ::to Jessie, begins to swing them both:: ((DEAD)) ((::DEAD::)) ::spots a cart full of hey, lets them both go to fall on top the hay:: like I have a choice!! (( ::and does it to the tune of "Swing, Swing, Swing" too!::)) ((::Dies!!!!!!!::)) ((DEAD!!))) ::clambers up onto the parapet and looks for the girls and Pastie:: (( Where could they be? ::looooks around... as Jessie and Trina fall, screaming, behind him:: ::turns to Chance:: I don't see them.)) ------------------------------- Welcome. ::grunts with the effort as he pulls Sir C up:: Where are the ladies? You okay? ::as she clambers out:: (( I dunno... Why? We defeated the dragon! It's time to find some girls and live happily ever after, of course!)) --------------------------------- ((I'm gonna change my species)) (( ::comes in as a turkey:: Food! ::charge with forks and knives::)) --------------------------------- (( ::Lysia flies overhead:: A Gargoyle creature! ::Charizard follows:: A dragon creature! ::a windmill moves:: ANOTHER DRAGON! ::faints::)) dangit? I told ya I hate that guy.. You really gotta work on yer aim, Pasty...the age is showing... ((When's good time for me to fly in?)) ((::DEAD:: ARH!!!!!! ::attacks the windmill first::)) ((::is dead at both::)) ---------------------------------- Hey honey...isn't this where we meet? ::hearts in his eyes:: A gargoyle? ::is pulled out by SirC:: Great... ::growls, takes a swipe at his hat:: (ah goodie..)) (( Wow... When her eyes glow red like that... Man, is she cute! ::hearts, gets punched... loses teeth:: And, what a punch! What a woman! ::falls over::)) ------------------------------ ::files up to MK, aims a flamethrower at him:: Neither do we... ::debates a good next move:: What now? ::to SirJ:: ::is still climbing hopes MK doesn't notice her..:: (( Awww... What a cute lil'... ::gets his face singed... coughs out smoke:: I take it he doesn't like me?)) Aww...lookie the li'l firefly! ::takes the Pokemon in one hand:: ((::giggles more::)) ------------------------------- Wait! I didn't recite my poem to you! ::puts a hand to his heart: What light on yonder window breaks???? ((::dead::)) ::is trying for a closer shot:: ((::DEAD::)) ::is being squished, he WAS in MK's other hand:: ::roars:: (( Ew... ::brushes the squished dragon off:: ::lands, wounded... snarls, bites MK's nearest toe::)) OOps! Sorry! ::lets him go: ---------------------------------- ::is suddenly dressed inna tux:: Come! we must Tango! ::stick a rose in between his teeth:: ((::DEAD Sage!::)) ((::dead::)) Hard to... "tango" when thou art so much taller than I. hey MAd Kat darnit... ((I'm sorry, Kat...I'm really hyper at the moment...^-^;;)) ((I gotta store that sugar away from you)) Really? Oh...I c'n arrange that...::is suddenly back to normal size, but looming about the castle:: Now my dear...where were we? ----------------------------------- Crawl back under the rock you came from, Mad Kat! ::glances up at Sir C and Jessie:: But...you're breakin' my heart... If only I could do that much. ::grins that T-Bone grin:: Anytime...::pulls her up onto the tower:: ::takes one flap, shouts, grips onto wing again:: That means dinner at the Cracker Barrel's out? ::walks away from him:: ::smiles:: come on lets get him.. ::pulls himself up:: Yes, let's...once and for all... (( Wait! My love! ::dashes to catch up to her, grabs a hand and kisses it profusely:: My apologies! I meant.. some expensive French restaurant!)) ------------------------------------ Ack!! ::as he figures it out:: Oh no! I'm meltin'!! Meltin'!! I can't get that movie scene outta my mind! That witch was my hero!! I'm meltin'!! Meltin'!!! ::goes down, becomes Ringtail once more:: you stupid!!!!!!!!!!! could've made more bells!!!!!!! ---------------------- * LysiaSK eats a leg of lamb or whatever by a fire. Charizard rests by her ((Eating inside scene?)) ((::shrug:: Forgot where we were.)) (( ::gets a sudden attack of the munchies whilst in battle::)) ((::dies::)) (( What?! The sun'll be up soon and I haven't eaten all night!)) (( ::uses her weapon against the enemies:: Me smash!! ::hits them with her leg o' lamb::)) (Broadway copy-gargoyle!)) ((::DIES!::)) ((He did that the first episode!)) ((::dies::)) ((MUA HA HA HA!!!!!! ^_^)) ((::bows:: Thank you, thank you, my slain audience)) ((::giggle::)) ((LOL)) ------------------------------- (( ::sighs, burdened by a befuddled mun::)) -------------------------------- ::nods:: How many are left? ((DEAD)) (( er just you and me buddy)) I do...Jase is just as overprotective..but he knows when to give me my space... Be grateful thou art still alive at least. My clan was destroyed and I am the last of my kind. At least thou may have a chance to return to your home. I have no one but my dragon. ::growls:: ((BRB)) (( :sobs!:: We're the last of our species! What? Katus Knightus!)) Jake knows when to give me my space too, but he says I need someone to watch over me.. ((::DEAD()) Counting ourselves....I'd say....about 15.... ((:DEADDEADDEAD!::)) ((::giggle::)) ((er are we knights???????female knights in the Dark Ages...man that's history..)) (( ::"Someone to Watch Over Me" starts playing in background:: ::growls::)) ((::DEAD::)) ((ROFLDEAD!!)) ((rolling on the floor laughing dead? good one..)) ------------------------------ ::shivers a bit:: If the Queen is willing... You know she despises King Brand... He wants her hand as badly as the PastMaster.. ::grins:: ::growls:: I know...as much as I hate to admit it... (( And, his idea of date is even worse than Pastie's too.. I mean, candlelight dinner in the torture chamber?)) ((::DEAD!!!::)) ((::Pastmaster/:: ah so he takes her out for a candlelight dinner in the torture chambers?? no matter..I shall do better..I'll take her out to MY torutre chamber ::laughs::)) ::nods:: Let us. ::begins to turn towards the castle:: ((::dies!:: ::has even more horrible tortures! beams, shows 'em to Callista:: Excuse me.. ::bolts for bathroom::)) ((::DEAD::)) ---------------------------------- ::watches them go, says nothing:: ::trails after up the narrow staircase:: wonder what they're up to? ::has a nagging feeling of doubt:: ::to Trina:: I have no idea... (( We're getting to the head of the pepper stew line! Neh! Last one there's a rotten egg!)) ::is now perched up on a castle tower, watching 'em:: ((::DEAD)) ------------------------------------- ::trots along behind him:: ((::is dead::)) ((oh now how can SIrJ trot along beside you??)) ::yawns, mumbles:: What an evening... (( ::means to hide behind Sir C:: Oh, no ya' don't! Get up here! Women like your cute little mug and we're using it for all it's worth!)) (Hey, it's better than skippin'!)) ((I mean like a jog... )) ::makes his way up to Callista's throne room:: ((I mean after yer's dead..)) ((::DIES, MAX!!!::)) ((Those visors keep makin' those CLUNK sounds every time they skip up down up down...)) ((LOL)) ((LOL Kat!)) -------------------------------------- Now go. round up the others and get me a horse! Yes, my Queen... ::grab Chancellor, scurry...:: ::stands:: Yes, your highness ::bows afore he leaves:: call me when everything is ready!! ::and dragged by Jacob:: ::scurry like a good, and hurried little knight:: ::follows:: We need to inform King Brand... ::watches as the two leave:: those two always leave in a strange manner... (( ::are even stranger today...tap dance outta the room::))) ((::DEAD)) (( Yes, my Queen! ::as is dragged:: And, I want the hair dresser up here too! ::in distance:: Yes, my Queen! And, my dressmaker! I want to look good when I tell him no! ::even further away:: Yes, my Queen!)) (( Inform them? How? We'll FOX them!!)) ((::dead, Max!)) ((::DEAD)) (( That's SOOOO 11th Century. We shall DRAGON them!!)) ---------------------------------- I'll be healed when the rise rises. (( ::waits and waits and waits... whatever the rise is, it refuses to rise:: Typo, I know ;) )) ------------------------------------- ::kinda cocks her head, not used to clothes having pockets:: ::smiles, then becomes serious:: When exactly do we attack? ::doesn't need to be asked for help..she's there no matter what:: (( What be this? See... with these no one can steal your pouch/purse/whatever you people carry... Aye... They'll steal your pants instead.)) ((::DEAD!!!!::)) ((::DEAD)) ((::giggles!::) -------------------------------------- ::Is eating... is always eating:: ::runs into the throne room:: My king! ::bows:: ::bored:: What is it? ((