Stealing Harvard
Staring Jason Lee and Tom Green, this movie was truly pathetic. The only funny moment in the entire movie was in the toy store, where Tom and Jason are buying toy guns to hold up a liquor store. When they can't find any realistic-looking guns, Tom suggests a slingshot."A slingshot isn't a real weapon!" Jason whines, but Tom simply cocks back a shot in the toy and replies "Define 'weapon' when this plastic doll head blows through your temple at 180 miles per hour!". That was hilarious. But now that I've ruined the entire movie for you, you have absolutely no reason to go see it! So don't! Go see Ecks vs. Sever.
White Blood Cells is a masterpiece in old school rock & roll, and the White Stripes are the most original band I've seen in a long time. They're the most original band I've seen on MTV in a LONG, LONG, LONG, LONG, LONG time. They bring back rock and roll like it was in the 60's and throw in a little pop and blues. The band is made up of Jack and Meg White, who claim to be brother and sister. There have been rumors that they are actually ex-husband and wife, but if the mournful expression that they always seem to display on their faces is any indication, they probably are siblings. The image to the right is the cover for White Blood Cells and I have absolutely no idea what it means, but if you've ever heard their music, you kind of understand that it's their kind of thing. Tracks that stand out the most are Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground, which is the story of a man who comes home to find that his woman threw a big party and trashed the house before leaving him, Hotel Yorba which is a country-infused foot stomper about a simple man who wants to live by the lake with his wife, and Fell in Love with a Girl which is a slamming garage band song about.... well you can probably guess, but it's not a generic love song like most of that disposable crap on TV. You need to check it out for yourself to get the full experience. You might also check out iFilm.com and search for "The White Stripes". There are videos of Fell in Love with a Girl and Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground. However, if you have a slow connection, don't even bother. To sum it up: MTV = generic crap, White Stripes = orginal rock, 56k = don't go to the link above. Seeya next time.Con Air
The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys (soundtrack)
