Authors Note: This wasn’t meant to be posted! I sent it to Sue C for a giggle one night after I’d been listening to said song, and these words just jumped into my mind. Sue persuaded me to post it. Thanks Sue!
Here comes Malcolm
Sexy eyes and sexy sway
Here comes Malcolm
I’m gonna grab my boy and run away
Here comes Malcolm
I wanna snog him everyday
Oh let the sun shine bright
on my happy armoury guy
Well, work's not so bad
but Malcolm's better!
Give me more time to shag my guy!
We'll walk through the 'dors
'neath the glowing lights,
and when we kiss, he sets my heart on fire
It’s Malcolm
Feel his lips so close to mine
Here comes Malcolm
When we meet our hearts entwine
It’s the greatest
I want Malcolm all the time
Oh let the sun shine bright
on my happy armoury guy
Here comes Malcolm
Almost time for us to hug
Here comes Malcolm
He's my main man, not some thug
Chiselled features
Lots more time to hold him tight
Oh let the sun shine bright
on my happy armoury guy
Well, I wanna hold my guy beside me,
everywhere on Enterprise that we go
We’ll sit in the 'pod till one or two
And dream of our love, our love that’s true
It’s Malcolm
He'll be with me all the way
Here comes Malcolm
He'll be mine, forever and a day
If he's willing
We’ll get married right away
Oh let the sun shine bright
on my happy armoury guy!
Oh let the sun shine bright
Well here comes Malcolm Reed, at last!
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