Connor Trinneer
An actor called Connor Trinneer,
Played Starfleet's Chief Engineer,
Getting pregnant and dying,
On a desert world frying,
He's a talented actor that's clear.

Jonathan Archer
Star Trek's new Captain called Jon,
Is going where no man has gone,
First contacts, ship's tours,
To temporal cold wars,
And saving an angry Klingon.

A Threesome Limerick
Dominic, Connor and Scott
Have definately shown what they've got
From showers to decons
And underwear recons
Between them they've got quite a lot.

Malcolm Reed
Armoury officer Reed
One of Starfleet's finest indeed
Phase cannons, hull plating
And rescue plans making
Gives Archer the protection he needs

Porthos
Canine companion Porthos
Was never to be at a loss
When he's wanting some cheese
Gives those puppy dog pleas
And Archer a piece would then toss.

Phlox
An alien physician called Phlox
Was the Enterprise's new Doc
Curing lot's of diseases
And Malcolm Reed's sneezes
In medical matters he's tops.