short, spikey hair? Me?�(the internal dialogue before she started cutting, and then after)
Before�
1. I�m not sharon stone
2. my face is huge and I�ve got a really long jaw line that resembles Jay Leno�s
3. my mom is going to kill me
4. I�ve been trying for months to grow it in to the alley sheedy �high art� look, and that�s not short and spikey
5. does this mean I�m gay?
6. my brother�s coming to visit in a week-will he tell on me when he goes back home?
7. it�s SO hot in Tucson!
8. is this low maintenance?
9. the last time I tried this I ended up looking like a shrunken head�
10. agh-who cares?
After�
1. wow�I�m a dyke
2. wasn�t my hair blonde?
3. I don�t ever want to wash my hair again because I�ll never be able to do with my hair what she did with my hair
4. how much gel is too much gel?
5. softball? No, I don�t play softball
6. when she said �we�ll keep it soft and feminine,� was she being sarcastic?
7. will my cats recognize me?
8. �wow, it�s really short!� -was that a compliment?
9. I wonder if I can spike my eyebrows to match�
10. I�m not sharon stone