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Hi, my pants are sagging, do you have any� [Nope, no pants splints, sorry.]
Hey, am I dying?
First aid station. Yum, latex!
Hey, can I get a band aid, I gotta cut right here, (points to elbow) no, wait, I don�t. Just kidding. [Yeah, funny.]
Is he breathing? [practicing taking pulse on an EMT] He looks like resusci-annie, you should go for it!
You guys are really hot� [sees uniform] oh, but I only *#^@* civilians.
There�s the first aid tent. They do surgery there.
Hi, can you tell me where the information booth is? [Sorry, we don�t give directions, you�re going to need to ask at information.]
I hope I can try to remember where this place is tomorrow. I might be exhausted.
AUUGGHH! I need a band aid! Auggghh�..It�s actually not that big a deal.
Hey, that�s not food, that�s first aid! If you ate some of the first aid stuff you�d probably need first aid, and that�d be convenient �cause it�s right here.
Do you have any diapers? [No, we just stick the kid in a bio bag and tie it around the neck.]
Do you guys have antiseptic? No, I don�t have a cut, but just incase. Don�t wanna get an infection. [If you do get a cut, you can come back here and we�ll clean it out.] What, you mean I gotta come back here if I get a cut? What if it�s like a long way?