C Ex FAQ:

Q: What does C Ex mean?
A: In the distant past, it stood for “Castrating Executioner”.  Shortly after I realized that no one knew the story behind it, I simply removed its meaning and it’s now just C Ex.  It was the nickname we came up with when I joined a band.

Q: Why do you always wear black clothing?
A: It’s just what I feel comfortable in.  I’m not trying to be goth at all, in fact, I’m totally different than any goth that I’ve ever known.

Q: Why the long hair?
A: Anyone who remembers d’ C with short hair needs no explanation.  But for those of you who don’t remember/know the old C Ex, the reason is simple.  I was a complete pussy before the hair.   A small breeze could kick my ass.  It’s kinda like Samson and his hair.  Without the hair, I’m nothing.  It hardcores-me-up.

Q: How long is your hair?
A: Long

Q: Why are you communist?
A: First of all, let me start of by stating one thing.  I am a true communist, not a modern day communist.  I am communist because I believe it would solve soooo many problems.  To understand more on this subject, I will be placing a document explaining more about my communist views.

Q: What does albinoshakazulu mean?
A: First off, everyone knows what an albino is.  So what’s with the shaka zulu, huh?  Shaka was seen as the greatest leader of the tribe of peoples called the Zulu.  The Zulu were a South African tribe of peoples, so obviously, they were black.  So it’s meaning is made to be that of, “What the fuck?”

Q: What does medieval warlords mean?
A: Uhh… just an extremely cheesy screen name I made last second to make sure that I encompassed all the facets of my personality while being as cheesy 80’s-heavy-metal style as I could.

Q: Why such support of the confederate flag?
A: Well, it’s rather rebellious if you ask me.  Plus, I still believe that the South had every right to leave the Union, even though I don’t approve of their reason for wanting to break away.  It’s in no way a pro-slavery statement.

Q: Are you a professional wrestler?
A: Noooooo………….

Q: Did you really light your driveway on fire?
A: Well……. Yes.  After the last day of 8th grade, I had a party in my back yard to celebrate being released from that prison of a school.  Several of the guys at the party, including me, were going through our pyro stage in life.  We filled a soda can with anything flammable that we could find and lit it up.  At one point the can was filled to the brim with lighter fluid.  We lit the can over the driveway and it was glorious.  That is, until I decided to tip the can over, spilling burning lighter fluid all over the driveway, coming damn close to the garage.  My dad heard our cries of awsomesness and discovered what we had done.  There were some reproductions which I’ld rather not discuss right now.

Q: How big is your wiener?
A: That’s for me, my girl, and God to know; and for you to not find out (unless I’m drunk some night and happen to rock out with my cock out)

Q: What shampoo/conditioner do you use?
A: Ehh…. Nothing special.  I usually just use VO5 or Suave.  I find that any scent with the word “mango” in it is always good.

Q: How did you meet your girlfriend, Jamie?
A:  She was a waitress at the restaurant where I went to eat while on vacation down in Louisiana.  We went on one date the day before I left for home and that was that.

Q: What do you plan to do with your life?
A: I don’t know.  What do you plan to do with yours?

Q: Why do you drive a teal LeBaron?
A: I saw it on a used car lot when I was hunting for a car.  I took it for a test drive and it felt comfortable.  As for the color, it’s totally 80’s and so am I.