| This is How We Talk In The O.C., Bitch! |
| "God, you're a really... good... barbequetionist." ~That Seth Cohen is truly a verbal genius. "Moooom. Don't say underpants!" ~How come mom's always have to talk about stuff like underwear anyway? "You want to play Grand Theft Auto? You can steal cars and stuff. Not that that's cool. Or uncool. I don't know." ~Said to the attractive, car-stealing Ryan. "Sup foo?" ~If you don't already know, we don't think it's worth it to tell you. "I was really drunk. Yeah... and I think I still am a little bit." ~Seth is nothing if not honest. Even if his mommy doesn't appreciate it. "Would you help a brother out?" ~Bahaha, just because Seth wants to party with "dancers." "I really have to learn to knock...in case there's a threesome going on in the bathroom." ~Those crazy kids and their threesomes :P "Wow. Cocaine. That's awesome." ~Wow. Seth. He's so cute. "I know! Fifth grade, when you two got your mack on during our class trip to the museum of tolerance. Classy Lady." ~In response to Marissa saying she didn't know when she started dating with Luke. "So she says, 'Blow on these,' and clearly she's talking about... those. But I being a total gentleman, blow on the dice, of course." ~Maybe if Summer spent less time in her bra, there wouldn't be such confusion. "Welcome to a life of insecurity and paralyzing self-doubt." ~Hey, we'd put up with anything to get to live with Seth. "They're like puppets and I'm the puppet master." ~Too true, parents are just play things to be manipulated at our whim. "It's fate. It's destiny. Look! We both like burritos!" ~And that, folks, is when you know it's true love :P "Salsa verde, agressive. Pico de Gallo, that's classic. Holy jalapeno, somebody came to play!" ~Hee, hee, hee :) "Oh. Well, if by 'skirts' you mean 'girls' -- in your outdated cowboy-speak -- I have a little news for you. Turns out, somebody has a date to your party." ~They should teach outdated cowboy-speak in the schools. It could come in handy on a cattle drive. Or when speaking to one's grandfather. |
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