| Once upon a time, in the magical land of Winnipeg, Bart decided to invite me over. So he did. Through a magical phone call, with help from the magical phone company MTS. ANYway. He came to pick me up in his car (he recently got his full liscence and I can't spell), but ended up staying for about an hour. I played him my new Crazy Train remix and a bunch of sample New Order drums melded together. Then we gathered the Corporate Mix CDs and headed out. We finally arrived and ate our traditional hot dogs. Then, he was told (by his mother and/or father) to drive his sister to Wal-Mart and Zellers because she had the same backpack as some chick in her school. Whatever. So he takes off, and I wait in his basement and play Mega Man on Nintendo and listen to the Corporate Rammstin Mix. When he finally arrives back, there's a glow in his eyes and a bounce in his step. "There's a sign..!" he exclaims, and we quickly venture out, tools in hand, to Jefferson, where it was located. When we finally arrive, we see that traffic is rather thick. And it was right on the bullivard (?)... So we went to A&W and bought two orders of large fries. And we ate them. Then we walked to IGA to see if there were any drinks there, but it was closed so we each put a french fry into the mailbox in front. Well hey, mailmen have to eat too. Then we happen upon a video store, which is still open. And we go in. And we buy a Vanilla Coke. Cuz we weren't smart enough to buy a drink while at A&W. Then we looked at movies and made fun of Orgasmo until we finished the fries and Coke. THEN, we had already wasted about 40 minutes, so we head back to the sign. Failing at dismantleing it, we drag it accross the street (for about 20 minutes, becase of traffic) and kick it under a fence into a schoolyard where we then run off like greasy Frenchmen to the shadows to disassemble it. Success! Then we found a hole cut into the schoolyard fence, so we went through it. After pissing, we found a really creepy area.. It was all wooden fence up until now, where there was a huge hole in the fence. A board was sticking out, and below it, there was a huge hole in the ground. It looked like something escaped and burrowed under the ground. And creepier still, this being a residential area, when we looked through the hole in the fence it looked like a densely populated forest. So we came to the conclusion that it had either been raptors or a large slimey yet furry mole-creature from the 80's horror films. After that, we got to another street. Where we found two branches. After taking most twigs off, they looked incredibly like a scythe and a battle axe. So we play-fought in the middle of the street while we lay the sign upside down so that nobody could see it. Hooray. And we then decided that it looked SOOOO cool that we'd have to film it in the morning. The walk to his place, which would normally take about 20 minutes took about an hour and a bit because of traffic. But we finally made it back to his place, where we stored the sign and sticks behind his garage. Then we went inside, and designed "Grand Theft Street Signs" in the footsteps of Grand Theft Auto. The game looks great so far. After that, we went the fuck to sleep cuz it was goddamn late as a bastard. When we woke up, we added to the game and went back outside to look at the sticks. Which were a fuck of alot less impressive than they were the previous night.I guess that's about it, cuz I went home after that I think. |