It all started off one lovely day when I decided to have Steve over. So, yeah. I called him up and he started to head over. Then I recieved a phone call from James, who indicatede that Travis was over. After news of Steve coming by, he decided today was the right day to have a large group smoke-up. So when Steve arrived, James and Travis were already here. So, seeing as I had three people over already, I decide to call Joey and Frank to see if they wanted to do smething. Well boy did they ever! So, Frank drove himself and Joey over. Then, after loading the six of us into the van, Frank drove off at a snail's pace to Cory's place. There, we discovered Cory had a friend and possibly his girlfriend over. So Frank attempted to roll a joint. But he sucks at that. But I'm even worse at it, so I didn't attempt. So we got someone who COULD roll to roll one. We passed it around. After the first joint, Joey decided to play guitar. At this time, they (Frank, Cory and friend-of-Cory) were taking the res out of a pipe someone didn't realise they had until AFTER the trying to roll. Figures eh? Anyways, so yeah. Joey was playing guitar. And I was blasting a new CD I had burned the previous week in my diskman. So, then on came Kittie - Charlotte. So I told Joey to figure it out, which he did (he's a wicked guitar player), and then I was taught. I love that song. Ok, anyways, time goes by, we smoke the res joint. WHOA. Harsh. But good. Then, Cory pulls out this tape. Which has Frank TOTALLY wasted on it. HAHA Oh God. It was great.He couldn't stand up and was mumbling some weird shit. Anyways, you'd have to see it to appreciate how funny it was. Ok. After that, we found a porno. And looked in awe at the cover (being so stoned we didn't think of popping it into the VCR) for about an hour. Finally, it was time for Steve to go home. So, again, we piled into the van and Frank raced off at the speed of a sea-cucumber passing a gallstone. James and Travis decide to go to Garden City, so I decide to tag along. They drop us off and we head inside, where there are so many ugly people it's disgusting. And being baked, they seemed unusually ugly. So, together we 'discovered' that it was some sort of conspiracy to get rid of all the attractive people. Quickly, we 'escaped' (hehe) and headed to the Wal-Mart across the street. So, we head in. Then we go to the McDonalds by the front doors. Travis says he'd buy me a milkshake. So we get in line. James ends up buying (yes buying...) a cup of water. After leaving Wal-Mart, we decide to head to Staples, where we met up with Amanda.Who was there with her parents buying computer shit. But she decided to say hi to me and my obviously-stoned companions. We stared at the cool lamps arguing over which way the fish went against the background. I was mostly staring at her breasts the whole time though. I think she caught on, because she adjusted her bra strap. Then she left. We continued staring at the fiish-lamps for another 10 minutes. Then we left for Future Shop. We went in tere and listened to some Marilyn Manson CDs. Then left. The air outside smelled like vultures and there were lots of dogs hiding in the shadows. On the way home, James 'reminded' me that I had raped Amanda. I wanted to turn myself in to the cops, but they wouldn't let me and convinced me that she wouldn't mind the next morning. We walked home having a deep discussion about how the street lamps should be tesla-coils instead and how it would be cool if the night sky was lime green instead of purpley-black. Then, we reached the McDonalds in front of school, where we kept hearing whispering. Which turned out to be an old lady talking to herself. So we finished our milkshakes and wakled to my street, where we headed our seperate ways. When I got home, I can't remember who, but I talked on the phone with some chick for 6 hours. The End.
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