| 50 Reasons Why Girls Suck |
| 1. They cry over nothing 2. They get easily heartbroken 3. They lie 4. They put too much effort into their appearance 5. They act like vally-girls around their friends 6. They go to the bathroom in pairs 7. They think all men are pigs 8. They get pregnant 9. All they think about is sex, and they refuse to tell you that 10. They're immature 11. They're sexist 12. They're full of themselves 13. They act as if you are dumber than a pile of bricks 14. They're self-centered 15. They don't appreciate anything we do for them 16. They send you out to buy pads 17. They think cotton candy perfume turns guys on (it doesn't) 18. They think it's ok if they check out other guys but not if you check out other girls 19. They're too hyper 20. They get so drunk they fuck other guys when they have a boyfriend 21. They don't listen 22. They're disrespectful 23. They use PMS to cover up for just plain being a bitch 24. They're cock-obsessed 25. They're breast-obsessed 26. They're emotion-obsessed 27. They're cleanliness-obsessed 28. They make annoying sounds (examples: high pitch squeals, snorting, tee-hee) 29. Every time you talk to them in a romantic tone, they assume you've done something wrong 30. Any time you accidently brush up against them it's sexual harassment 31. They pretend not to be racist when they are 32. They are offended by everything imaginable 33. They're just cold-hearted bitches 34. They're stupid 35. When you're in the mood they arent. 36. When they're in the mood, the NHL Playoffs are on 37. They always insist that they are capable of a man's job (when they aren't) 38. Their egos are bigger than Jupiter 39. They are always right in their heads no matter what they say. So frustrating. 40. They play head games 41. They never mean what they say 42. They think gays are disgusting, but lesbians are cool even if they themselves aren't lesbian 43. They can have multiple orgasms while we're stuck with just the one 44. If gays are gross, howcome they want anal sex? 45. They're players 46. They can't keep a goddamn fucking secret 47. They flirt with all your friends 48. They think sex is sacred, even though most have had one-nighters 49. They never call. Period. 50. THEY DON'T LIKE WAR MOVIES :P |
| And there we have it, gentlemen, 50 reasons why girls suck!!!!!! |
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| Many thanks to Kelsey to helping me with this:) |