My Pointless Ranting and Valuable Opinions

LOVE RANT
Well here I am bitching about the most irritating word ever: Love. There are several aspects of love I will be bitching about: True love, love at 1st sight, internet relationships, bah the list goes on. I'll start it off by saying this: It is by FAR easier to hate everyone than to love even just one. Though I do both at times. I'm such a fuckin' hippocrite. Anyways, love at 1st sight. It has another name: being horny. You don't look at a person walking down the street and think "Damn! Look at the morales on her!" or "I bet HE'S loyal..." No. That's the thing, it's about looks. Hence the term lova at 1st ***SIGHT***. Love is about personality. You get a crush, you get to know this person, THEN maybe, MAYBE, you fall in love.You may never fall in love considering most people fucking SUCK. But if you do ever find 'true love', you'll most likely fuck it up in the long run. Don't love, you'll only be so hurt in the end that all the memories and happiness you once had won't ever be even close to being worth it. Now I've been lucky enough to fall in love twice. But was fucked over each time. So how is that lucky? 'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. Yeah, ever try it? Anyways, on to the next topic: cyber sex. That has to be the simple most pathetic thing ANYBODY can do. Does it mean anything? No. You'll most likely never talk to that person again, online or not.Cyber sex is for ugly, useless people who can't get any otherwise. Ooh! Look at me! I typed in 'cock' and she replied in a sentance using the word 'puusy'! Look at me! I'm having sex! Fags... EHEHE! I'm getting off to fuckin' WORDS ON A SCREEN! I'm soooo cool! Pathetic. Which leads me to my next topic: phone sex. At least with that you hear something. I mean, cyber is juat lame (sorry for jumping back, but GOD!) and I feel sorry for anyone who does it. Ok, back to phone. I guess it's on the border of acceptable since sound is added. But it's still kinda sad, don't you think?Oh well. There are all sorts of people in this fucked up world. Like people who cheat. n my opinion, cheating is the worst, followed by abusing women, then murder. People who cheat are worse than people who cyber. Sure both have multiple partners, biut what harm can cyber cause? It just shocks and disgusts me that people can lose faith so easily. If you can't fucking decide who to love, do the world a favor and shoot yourself in the face with a .457 magnum. Or at least piss off until you can.. Know what elsae is stupid? Internet and/or long distance relationships. What's the point? Inside, both ends know that it will never work out. Hope is what keeps you going. But hope fucking sucks. I have been in one before and I did enjoy it at the time. But they are still pointless. Even if you do go out there or they come to see you, it will eventually end. Though I was willing to wait as long as possible to be with her. But it's gay. Fuck you. Go to Hell. Don't judge me on my own crude judgements. I've realised the truth. Now the next topic: actual sex. Oh my God, we're moving up the scale now. I think sex is a good thing. It's fun, excercise, feels good and shows you're partner how strongly you feel about them. But for fuck sakes, teen pregnancy! FUCK if I got my girl pregnant, I don't know what I'd do. Probably seizure. But yeah, unless you want a bunch of little creatures swarming around your feet for the rest of your life at age 14, chill. Or get a cat. Maybe you're wondering why I'm so down on everything. Well I'm not. A relationship can be good if both parties are willing to co-operate. Oh and before I forget, every-long term couple needs a song. One with significant meaning. You can't just turn and say "Our song is 85 Bucks An Hour by ICP because it's funny. K, sweetie?" It doesn't work that way. Cyber is gay, phone sex is pushing it and intercourse is ok by me. Anyways, that's my love rant for today. Feel free to e-mail me your opinion of this at: [email protected]
~~~~~~Slayer

Steve's two cents:
Well, I have to agree 100% with everything said in this rant, unfaithful chics fucking suck fucking dick. Stupid bitches who are just out to get laid make me fucking sick. I got a new girl now, who's hot, faithful, and super nice, and she won't play me like some people I have encountered. Stupid fucking cheating bitches who are just out to be told someone loves them, pathetic, if you need to be told by everyone you come across that they love you, you are pathetic. Long distance relationships have been ruined for me, thank fucking god, they suck, you get nothing out of them but stress and agrrevation and lies. I'll never fall into a fucking emotional trap like that again. as for fucking Cyber, that's nasty, the phone is nasty too. Fuck in real life, or don't fuck at all. I also hate bitches who's lives revolve around sex and sex based stuff, I hope all you dirty, filthy bottom feeding trashbag whores get aids, or gonerreah or something just as nasty, and have your genitals rot and waste away with disease. This is supposed to be 2 cents, it turned into steve's thousands of dollars, but whatever, I fucking hate the shit I went through, and now that I am of sound mind, I am goig to display my feelings 100%, cuz I fucking hate people 'cept my TRUE friends, and my soon to be chic. Fuck off posers amd L8r Fiends
-A.D. (Steve in case your brain is damaged from being fucked in the ear)

NEW CAR RANT
Ok I hate new cars. Like anything from 1990 to present because there are like only 2 types: the rounded off kind and the boxed edge type kind... ok lemme explain. The first category, rounded, includes such subdivisions as the Saturn, new Malibu, Mercury, etc. The boxed kind... Well, like the Bonneville or ummm.... Station Wagon. Stuff without the rounded edges. Usually ugly (with the exception of the Bonneville). But I can't believe it. They all look the same now. The only cars that keep their unique style are the Jaguar, Corvette, Beetle and PT Cruiser. But PT Cruisers are stupid and ugly attempts at being '30s cars, which they aren't. And whats up with the 'New Car' smell?.Like is it really that good of a smell? I think gasoline smells better myself, why dont they make gasoline air fresheners? Oh wait... More accidents. FUCKING ugly modern cars. Saturn and Hyundai. Take of the logo and fuck if I could tell the difference. OOH one's longer dude. So now instead of judging a car by it's over-all appearance, one car can be better looking if it's a milimeter longer. Oh ok I get it. Ok you probably think this rant is shit next to the love rant, but I have a point: People have lost their creativity. And to cover it up, they put out ugly-ass shitboxes like the PT Cruiser. But we can tell. There is no thought into it. Nobody looks at a Crysler and says "Ooh that's original. I've never seen anything like it before!" New cars suck, end of story.

ps: Don't give me this fuel-injected shit, I know they run better, but if looks could kill, the population of Earth would be zero..

IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO ONE OF MY FRIENDS
So here we are. Which is where exactly? What I thought. Nowhere. So what's the deal then? Are we friends or what? Well let's define 'friend', shall we? A friend is someone who you can trust. A friend is someone you can rely on for support. A friend is also someone who is there when you need them. Now let's define what a friend isn't, and what friends DON'T do. First of all, a friend isn't someone who figures that I will be on their side in the long-run by calling me, oh say, once every two months (and if more often it's because you did something to upset them). See, maybe if certain people even bothered to keep contact, they wouldn't be so hated. Friends also don't spread bullshit rumors about you, like "Oh he jerks off on the phone with me" or "He sent me a picture of his cock". Friends also don't play mind games with you or your friends, like: "Oh I love you Logan. Hang on, I have a beep... Hello? Oh hi, I love you Steve. Hang on, someone messaged me on MSN. Hi Piedro, I love you". They also don't turn friends against eachother: "But Steve, I can get him to say it" "No we've fought enough already." "Come on!" or "Logan I miss you and still love and Steve treats me like shit and only talks about guitars". Also, if somebody cares enough for you to check in and see how you are doing after an accident, they obviously worry about you and consider you a friend. Now if this happened, a friend would return the call, even if just to let you know that she is in fact ok. Now, what did you do? A friend is also someone who can keep a secret, instead of telling the whole world that you fucked your first girlfriend, they should keep it to themselves. Now these are the traits of a true friend. Wait... Hold on.. You know what? You seem to be adding up wrong... That's all negative so far, this can't be! Unless... Unless you aren't a true friend?? Well golly-gee wow, could it be? Maybe this indevidual cared about you once, but as for now, he couldn't give a flying fuck less. So, friend, if you can still call yourself that, I'll talk to you later. Was I harsh? Nah. I'm just speaking the pure, gospel truth hun. Love it or suck my cock. ;)

SOLVING THE VAL/LOGAN/STEVE PROBLEM IF IT WERE STILL A PROBLEM THROUGH NEW ORDER
In A Lonely Place, I wipe the Angel Dust off Your Silent Face as we watch the Sunrise, glistening like Crystal. The Temptation grows at This Time Of Night, as you lie Face Up My heart was beating 60 Miles An Hour. Behind Closed Doors, you gave me the Perfect Kiss, so Love Less it was Spooky. Not that I Regret it, but the whole World is ahead of us, Let's Go not All The Way, we can still have a Fine Time without the Confusion. It may be Special, but I have Doubts Even Here. I mean you can be so Brutal... You are a Liar and this is one Broken Promise too many. I get Hurt easily, and I'm not sure one night of Ecstasy is worth it. And besides, Times Change. As Lonesome Tonight as I am, I feel it would be best if you just Leave Me Alone. This is some sort of Bizarre Love Triangle we have going here, let's figure out where We All Stand before we go any further. You know I have True Faith. I'd have put the World In Motion for you. But here you've got me going Round & Round. And do you know what this is, my Guilty Partner? It's called Procession. And because of you I'm Ruined In A Day. You'd think Someone Like You would have the Senses to admit the Truth: you have a Vicious Streak. Don't feel sad, if there is any love between us at a Chosen Time, look to the future, because Dreams Never End.