Rundown Results:
Dark Match - Lisa Letty b. Ashley Lane
Dark Match - Ronin Fox b. Tristan Lee
Delirious b. Omar, Dusty Schneble, Wild Wolf
Danger/Stephie b. Alexander/Star
Danielson/Briscoes b. Chan/Yago/Walters
("Planet Hell" opening.)
David: MECCA has come to Buffalo, New York, and tonight on Go Time we will have a big tag team main event as Nykk and Ronin Fox will team to take on Austin and Tristan Lee!
Dick: The House of Lords has something to prove heading into the tag team battle royale next week where the winners get a shot at the Briscoes at Summertime Showdown.
David: Also, as a result of what happened last week, the Irish Airborne have demanded that Yoshiaki Yago face some retribution, so it will be Yago taking on Jake Crist one on one.
Dick: We'll also hear from Eddie Crowe, our World Champion Anubis and much more.
("Pump It Up" hits and Cubby makes his way to the ring.)
David: We're kicking things off with Epsilon Epsilon Epsilon, but where are the rest of them?
Dick: They're usually all out here, and it frightens me when they aren't because you know that they're planning something.
("Pajamarama" hits and Huh makes his way to the ring.)
David: Huh was unsuccessful against Gary last week due to interference, but tonight he has the man who pinned him at Liberty or Death, Cubby.
Dick: Huh can't keep taking these guys on by himself. I know he's reluctant to trust anyone after all his former teams and stables deserted him and the way EEE treated him, but he just can't fight all of them by himself.
(FINISH: Huh hits an avalanche in the corner and goes for a bulldog, but Cubby pushes him into the turnbuckles. He goes for Go 2 College, but Huh blocks the knee strike and hits a spinning clothesline. He goes up top and hits the moonsault, getting the three count.)
Winner: Huh
David: Huh picks up the victory, and surprise, surprise that he would be successful when there aren't five other people out here.
Dick: Good for Huh, and he certainly has to feel a little vindicated after the six-man at Liberty or Death, but bigger game is still out there.
(Omar runs out and tries to attack Huh from behind, but he senses him coming and hits him with right hands. He whips Omar into the ropes and Omar tries to dive into him for a wheelbarrow bulldog, but Huh turns it into a wheelbarrow suplex. Omar scurries from the ring.)
David: There was a little chicanery there from EEE, as Omar tried to avenge his buddy's loss, but Huh seems to be wise to these guys now.
Dick: It would be the first time in his life Huh has been wise about anything, so good for him.
David: Up next, Sara Del Rey will take on Zoe Alexander, but first Bill Bicknell has a word with Eddie Crowe.
(Backstage, Bill Bicknell is with Eddie Crowe.)
Bill: Eddie, last week you won the feud with Alan Mayse, decisively beating him in the middle of the ring. In the past here in MECCA, you have held every title you're eligible for, so what's next for our first triple crown winner?
Eddie: I have to give credit for Alan. He's really pushed me to my limits these past few months, but once again, I came out on top. I am the best that MECCA has to offer, and it's time I started proving that again. So what's next for Eddie Crowe? I think it's time I started looking toward regaining that MECCA Championship. So whether it's Anubis or Austin Lee after Summertime Showdown, there will be no rest, because I'm coming to get what I deserve.
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "TKO" hits and Zoe Alexander makes her way to the ring.)
David: We're back with the ladies here on Go Time, and Zoe Alexander is certainly always ready for action.
Dick: Big opportunity for her tonight, as she could propel herself up the rankings with a win.
("Alcoholocaust" hits and Sara Del Rey makes her way to the ring.)
David: Sara Del Rey is another competitor looking to make her way up the rankings. She fell to Kelly Schweickart last week, but is looking to rebound and possibly get another shot at the Ladies' Title in the near future.
Dick: The fans love the American Angel, and she would certainly love to represent them as their champion.
(FINISH: Zoe goes for the Zoetrope, but Del Rey rolls through with a sunset flip for two. Zoe is to her feet first and kicks Sara. She bounces off the ropes, but Sara sends her down with a boot. She puts her in the Royal Butterfly, and Zoe taps out.)
Winner: Sara Del Rey
David: Death Rey picks up the victory, but a good effort from Zoe Alexander.
Dick: She got the decisive victory, and she could be the next challenger after Summertime Showdown.
(As Del Rey leaves the ring, "Pump It Up" hits and Epsilon Epsilon Epsilon make their way to the ring.)
David: We weren't scheduled for EEE to be out here right now, but here they come. Of course, they have this ongoing feud with Huh, but they've managed to raise the ire of not only the Lee Brothers recently, but also the Wild Wolf and Anubis, the World Champion.
Dick: It should be interesting to hear what they have to say after last week.
Robbie: Sorry, we just could not sit in the back and watch everyone on this show continue to hype Summertime Showdown. Anubis vs. Austin Lee as your main event... I say no! Last week, I got the pin over Austin Lee in that tag team match. I beat the number one contender, so as far as I'm concerned, that makes me the number one contender! So Anubis, get out here right now because I want my title shot!
("Kobrakai" hits and Anubis makes his way to the ring.)
David: I'm not sure about Robbie's logic there, but the World Champion is on his way to the ring, and he looks ready to go.
Dick: Anubis isn't going to back away from a fight, even if he is scheduled to face Austin Lee next month.
(As Anubis steps into the ring, Omar, Cubby, Ryan and Gary swarm over him. Anubis powers out, sending all EEE members flying, and tells Robbie to bring it.)
David: I guess we've got ourselves a title match, and we'll have it for you when we return.
(Commercial Break)
(FINISH: Robbie hits some knees to Anubis's face and then bounces off the ropes. Anubis gives him a spinebuster and then goes up for the Sphinx Splash. Omar distracts the ref as Ryan crotches Anubis on the top rope. Robbie DDTs Anubis off the ropes and covers for a two count. He picks up Anubis for a slam, but he escapes and hits a backdrop driver. Both men get to their feet, and Anubis hits Robbie with right hands. He whips him into the ropes and tries the Ankh Smash, but Robbie sidesteps it. Anubis hits the opposite ropes and turns Robbie inside out with a lariat. He covers and gets the three count.)
Winner: Anubis
David: The World Champion retains after an impromptu challenge, and I think Robbie may want to come back another day.
Dick: Anubis looks ready for his big challenge from Austin Lee next month, as he was very dominant in there against Robbie.
(EEE regroups on the outside, and Robbie gets a mic.)
Robbie: Hold on there a minute, Anubis. Yeah, you're all big and bad, and you beat me tonight. But what do you say you take another title match, against one of the other members of EEE? Come on, if that was so easy, let's do this!
(Anubis tells Robbie to send in whoever he wants.)
Robbie: You just made the biggest mistake of your life. (holds up his ring) Beer!
Ryan: Girls!
Omar: Music!
Cubby: Food!
Gary: Condoms!
Captain Epsilon: By your powers combined, I am Captain Epsilon!
(The Captain Epsilon theme hits and he makes his way to the ring.)
David: I guess we've got another title match, and EEE has just summoned their muscle, Captain Epsilon!
Dick: I'm not sure this is a wise decision by Anubis, taking a fresh challenge just after having a match against Robbie.
(FINISH: Captain Epsilon goes for a wrist clutch exploder, but Anubis elbows his way out of it and bounces off the ropes to hit a lariat. He only gets two this time, and picks up Epsilon only to receive an inverted atomic drop. Epsilon hits the wrist clutch exploder and covers, but only gets a two count. He whips Anubis into the ropes, but Anubis pulls him in to hit a spinebuster. He goes to the top rope and hits the Sphinx Splash, covering for the three count.)
Winner: Anubis
David: Anubis wins the second challenge to his World Title tonight, and he has just been owning Epsilon Epsilon Epsilon out here.
Dick: Austin Lee has got the toughest challenge of his life in store for him if he wants to dethrone the World Champion.
David: It all happens August 30 when MECCA debuts in Las Vegas! We'll be right back, as Yoshiaki Yago will take on Jake Crist.
(Commercial Break)
(In the office, Alan Mayse is talking to Katie Piehl.)
Mayse: Katie, I know you're tired of hearing this, but I want another shot at the Toughman Title. Yeah, I lost in the Last Man Standing Match at Liberty or Death, but it was a technicality. I was not down, my feet were tied up in the ropes, and the ref should have released me so I could continue the match. Delirious proved nothing with that win.
Katie: That's fine, Alan. Anyone can try for the Toughman Title, but even I have my limits. If you want Delirious, you've got him at Summertime Showdown, but this will be your last chance against him.
Mayse: Thank you.
(He exits, and Katie addresses the camera.)
Katie: As for other requests, I do agree that this Danielson/Chan feud needs to be settled. So I'm going to go with Bryan's idea and make their match at Summertime Showdown a Falls Count Anywhere Match. You two can brawl into the stands, the back, even into the casinos, but it ends there. And speaking of the PPV, Shadow... I'm sure you're wondering how I'm going to retaliate for what you and Lisa did last week. Don't worry, I know exactly what I'm going to do, and I'll reveal it to the world next week here on Go Time.
(In the arena, "Drugs" hits and Yoshiaki Yago makes his way to the ring, along with Prince Nana.)
David: What news from the office of Katie Piehl, as Danielson vs. Chan at Summertime Showdown will be a Falls Count Anywhere Match, and now Alan Mayse has one last chance against the Toughman Champion Delirious. She also has something in store for Shadow, apparently.
Dick: You know Nana should be happy about this being a Falls Count Anywhere Match. He has free reign to do whatever he wants to the American Dragon.
("The Walking Dead" hits and Jake Crist makes his way to the ring.)
David: Jake Crist is one half of the Irish Airborne, and he and his brother Dave have been sticking it to groups like the House of Lords or the Consulate whenever they try to play unfairly.
Dick: That's made them a lot of enemies, but they have also had a lot of early success in the tag team division.
(FINISH: Jake goes for the Double Shot, but Yago blocks it and gets a roundhouse kick to the midsection. Jake ducks the kick to the head and rolls up Yago for two. He gives him a standing enzugiri and then goes to the top rope. He tries a flying bodypress, but Yago catches him and throws him into the air, kicking him on the way down. Jake gets to his knees, and Yago gives him a roundhouse kick to the head. Jake goes down, and Yago covers for the three count.)
Winner: Yoshiaki Yago
David: Yago wins it for the Consulate, and that's a good way to rebound after losing his shot at the tag titles a couple of weeks ago.
Dick: Nana gains some measure of revenge for the Crists sticking their noses in his affairs, and he looks like he had bad intentions.
(Nana tells Yago to beat up Jake some more, and Yago obliges. He grabs Jake in a cravate and gives him knee strikes to the face. He then sends him back down with a palm strike to the chest. He applies an STF as Dave runs out. He beats on Yago and whips him into the ropes, hitting a leg lariat. Necro Butcher runs out as Dave goes for a springboard dropkick, and gets caught with a hard right. Necro throws Dave to the outside and takes him over the guardrail, where he starts piling fans' chairs on top of him. Finally, security arrives and puts a stop to it.)
David: The Consulate is having their way with the Irish Airborne, and you know their sense of justice won't let them take this lightly. We'll be back right after we get things under control out here.
(Commercial Break)
(Backstage, Bill Bicknell is with Kelly Schweickart.)
Bill: I'm here with Kelly Schweickart, and at Summertime Showdown you will get your opportunity to regain the Ladies' Title when you take on Naomi Leach.
Kelly: It's been over a year in the making, Bill, because I never should have lost that title to begin with, and when I step into the ring... hey...
(Naomi Leach enters.)
Naomi: You think you can turn on me and get away with it? I put my trust in you, and you stabbed me in the back. Yeah, you've got your shot on August 30, but I'm not waiting until then to get my hands on you!
(Naomi goes after Kelly, but Sara Del Rey suddenly steps between them, holding her back.)
Del Rey: No, Naomi, it's not worth it!
Naomi: What do you mean it's not worth it? This is none of your business, Sara...
(Sara suddenly clotheslines Naomi, and she goes down in a heap. She puts her in a full nelson and stands her up to face Kelly.)
Kelly: No, you see, this is Sara's business, because my business is now her business. I thought you might try to come after me, so I hired a little protection. So say hello to my new associate, Sara Del Rey.
(Kelly smacks Naomi in the face and Sara releases her. They walk off together as Bill checks on Naomi.)
(In the arena, "Third Reich from the Sun" hits and Nykk and Ronin Fox make their way to the ring.)
David: I can't believe what we just saw. Sara Del Rey just followed in Kelly's footsteps and turned her back on the fans and our Ladies' Champion. There will be hell to pay when Naomi Leach finally gets her hands on Kelly Schweickart, but right now it's our main event.
Dick: The House of Lords were seeking a tag title shot last week, and Katie Piehl said that they would get an opportunity to earn one when we have a big tag team battle royale next week in Dayton.
("The Way I Am" hits and Austin and Tristan Lee make their way to the ring.)
David: The Lee Brothers are looking to get into that tag team battle royale also, and I understand if they win, they'll get their title shot at a later date, since Austin has that big World Title match against Anubis at Summertime Showdown.
Dick: Tonight it's all about momentum, and Austin wants to show the world that he is capable of taking that title from Anubis.
(FINISH: Fox tries to slingshot in with a headscissors on Tristan, but he holds him, allowing Austin to kick him in the ribs. Tristan gives Fox the cross legged brainbuster, and then Nykk plows into him with the Roaring Hammer. Austin kicks Nykk and goes for the Degenerate Driver, but Nykk drops to a knee and lifts Austin into a fireman's carry. He gives him a rolling Samoan drop, but Austin holds on and takes Nykk back over for a crucifix for two. Nykk rolls to his feet, but Austin turns over and kicks his legs out from under him. He then hits the Degenerate Driver and covers for the three count.)
Winners: Austin and Tristan Lee
David: The Lee Brothers pick up a huge victory over former tag team champions, and Nykk and Fox can't count on momentum next week when they enter that battle royale!
Dick: What a showing by these two teams here in Buffalo, and Austin has shown that he is ready for his shot at being World Champion.
David: That's all for this week. Be sure to join us again next Wednesday when we return home to Dayton!