Rundown Results:
Dark Match - Shadow b. Ashley Lane, Coquette
Eddie/Lees b. Huh/Omar/Cubby
Lisa Letty b. Sara Del Rey, Allison Danger
Eddie Crowe b. Jamie Chan, Alan Mayse
Robbie/Ryan/Gary b. Wolf/Bloodlust
("Planet Hell" opening.)
David: MECCA returns to Atlanta, Georgia, just three days away from Liberty or Death for Go Time! I'm David Mills, along with Dick Broccoli, and tonight we will see a Ladies' Title rematch from Punked Out as Naomi Leach defends against Shadow.
Dick: We'll also be seeing tag team action as the Consulate once again enlists the services of Alan Mayse. He'll team with Jamie Chan to take on Bryan Danielson and Delirious.
("Gimme Back My Bullets" hits and the Briscoes make their way to the ring.)
David: The Briscoes are not scheduled to be here tonight, but it looks like the tag champs have something to say.
Dick: They just vanquished a challenge from Necro Butcher and Yoshiaki Yago last week in a brutal Anything Goes match. You would think they would take the week off and rest a bit.
(Jay gets a mic.)
Jay: You know, after the knockdown drag-out last week, we were given the week off by Katie Piehl. But that just don't work for the Briscoes! We understand that there's a pay-per-view in a few days called Liberty or Death, but so far neither Mark or I have gotten a call saying what our match is. So we'll tell you what we're going to do. We'll be at Liberty or Death in Boston, and these tag team belts will be on the line. All we need is a couple of challengers.
Mark: So what we're saying is anyone in the back who wants a shot at the champs, you boys man up and come out here right now and we'll grant you a title match. We're issuing an open challenge!
David: An open challenge from the tag champs, and we'll have to wait and see who steps up to the brothers from Delaware.
Jay: Come on, boys, we may kick, punch and chop, but we don't bite. Man up!
("Pump It Up" hits and Robbie and Ryan make their way to the ring.)
David: It's Epsilon Epsilon Epsilon, and it looks like Robbie and Ryan may be accepting this open challenge for Liberty or Death.
Dick: The two co-founders of EEE certainly make a good team, and they're also a team the Briscoes have not beaten yet.
(Robbie gets a mic.)
Robbie: You want someone to man up? If there's one thing we can't stand, it's a couple of townies who think they're all that when they couldn't be bothered to better themselves by enriching their minds like EEE have. But don't worry, the world needs ditch diggers too, and when we're finished with you at Liberty or Death, that's the only way you'll be making a living, because we're taking those belts and you'll be running scared of EEE!
(The Briscoes get in their faces, holding up the belts and saying to bring it to Boston. Jay piefaces Ryan, and then the Briscoes leave the ring. Robbie helps Ryan up.)
Robbie: That's real nice, Briscoes. Way to act civilized and represent this company as tag team champs. But don't worry, we'll fix that soon enough. But right now, we have other business to attend to. For the past month, we have been pledging Huh and his Hell Month is finally over. Guys, get that big load out here.
("Pump It Up" hits and Gary, Omar and Stephie make their way to the ring. Stephie is walking Huh on his leash, and the others are kicking him in the butt trying to make him crawl faster. Omar then picks him up and pours a bottle of liquor down his throat.)
David: Huh is out here drunk as a skunk, and will we see a new member of EEE here tonight?
Dick: Huh's done everything they asked of him, and has survived all the hazing and abuse. I hope it's worth it for him.
Robbie: Now Huh, for the past month you have been pledging to the wrestling fraternity of Epsilon Epsilon Epsilon, and you have done well. When you first started with us, I thought you were a pudgy, worthless cretin. And a month later, I still think that! However, you have done what we asked of you, and you are close to being a member of EEE, but we have one more task before we initiate you. Cubby!
(Cubby makes his way down to the ring, carrying a keg.)
David: Cubby has a keg, and what is that smell? Either that keg reeks or Cubby has been on a three day bender without a shower.
Robbie: Beautiful, beautiful, set it down right here. You've already imbibed enough alcohol to stun a bull elephant, but Huh, we want to give you one more drink.
(Gary pours some liquid from the keg into a plastic cup and offers it to Huh.)
Dick: That looks like raw sewage!
David: Huh wouldn't do this would he? He is pretty drunk. Who knows which of his five senses isn't functioning by now.
(Huh takes the cup but smells the sewage and blanches.)
Robbie: You wanted to be in EEE, and you knew we would put you through hell before we accepted you. Take a drink, you moronic bastard.
(Huh shakes his head and hands the cup to Robbie, saying it's not worth it.)
Robbie: It's not worth it? For the past month, we have been wasting our time on you, and you're going to spit in our faces and tell us it's not worth it? I thought you wanted to be a part of Epsilon Epsilon Epislon! The parties, the girls! I would reconsider if I were you.
(He offers the cup to Huh, who thinks about it. He reaches for it, but then takes his hand back, saying he can't. Robbie splashes the contents of the cup into Huh's face and EEE attacks. They beat him down with stomps and forearms.)
Robbie: You stupid son of a bitch! Like we would ever let you in EEE! You're the one who's not worth it. We were just having a laugh at your expense, you moron! Who would want you?
(Austin and Tristan Lee hit the ring and start duking it out with EEE. Austin sidesteps Cubby as he spears Robbie, and Tristan dropkicks Gary over the top rope. Austin backdrops Omar to the floor as Tristan sends Ryan down with a back elbow. They hit their wheelbarrow legdrop on him, and then Robbie and Stephie pull him to the floor. Tristan checks on Huh as Austin gets the mic.)
Austin: Even though I've got a date with destiny at Summertime Showdown, where I will win the MECCA World Championship, I haven't forgotten about the thorn in my side that is EEE!
(He helps Huh to his feet.)
Austin: Huh, you and I have never really seen eye to eye, but you showed some fortitude putting up with their crap these last few weeks. And I know you've felt abandoned without a team or a faction here in MECCA, but this wasn't the answer. You need to stand on your own two feet. But I realize you can't stand up to the entire EEE by yourself. Myself and Tristan have requested a six-man tag against them this Saturday in Boston at Liberty or Death. The only problem is, we don't have a partner yet. So if you want to show the world a new Huh, I say team up with us and we'll teach those yuppies a lesson they'll never forget.
(He extends his hand and Huh shakes it. He shakes hands with Tristan as well.)
David: We have a six-man tag for Liberty or Death, as the Lees will team with Huh against the remaining members of EEE, Gary, Omar and Cubby. However, up next the challenger for the World Title this Saturday will warm up for his match with Anubis by taking on his tag team partner, the Wild Wolf!
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Everyday Combat" hits and the Wild Wolf makes his way to the ring.)
David: We're set to kick off the action here on Go Time, and the former Toughman and Tag Team Champion the Wild Wolf is ready to go.
Dick: He's got a match with Nykk this Saturday at Liberty or Death, and he plans to make sure that Nykk is too concerned with him to worry about the title match between Fox and Anubis.
("Did My Time" hits and Ronin Fox makes his way to the ring.)
David: Fox finally gets his shot at regaining the MECCA Championship this Saturday, and it will be in the main event against the champion Anubis.
Dick: Fox has his work cut out for him facing the dominant champ, but both Fox and Wolf would like some momentum going into Liberty or Death.
(FINISH: Wolf goes for a small package driver, but Fox counters into a victory roll for two. He goes for the Tail End, but Wolf throws him into the corner and charges in with a running boot. He goes for a suplex, but Fox counters into a stunner. He bounces off the ropes and plants Wolf with the Tail End, covering for the three count.)
Winner: Ronin Fox
David: Fox picks up the victory heading into the title match in Boston, and what a clash between the champ and the former champ that should be.
Dick: Wolf will need to pull it together if he wants to beat Nykk, and that pair of matches should make this a memorable summer event.
(Nykk comes down to the ring to celebrate with Fox and then starts stomping away on Wolf. They give him a reverse DDT/spinebuster combo, and then Fox goes to the top rope. However, Anubis runs out and shoves Fox off the top. He clotheslines Nykk and then pounds away on Fox in the corner, but Nykk attacks from behind. They beat down Anubis and then whip Wolf into the ropes. They try a double clothesline, but Wolf dives onto their linked arms, causing them to run headlong into each other. Anubis then floors them both with a double flying clothesline. Nykk and Fox roll out of the ring, and Nykk gets a mic.)
Nykk: Whoa, whoa, whoa! It's time to simmer down and look at this realistically. Anubis, you can attack us from behind all you want, but the bottom line is on Saturday Fox is taking back the title he never should have lost to begin with! And he has been a real man about it, stepping into the ring tonight just three days away from the biggest match of his career. So why don't you do the same, Anubis? The so-called unstoppable champ... step into the ring with me tonight. As a matter of fact, I'll bring the Pyro Twins with me and you can bring whoever you want, and we'll make it a six-man tag for the main event. What do you say?
(Anubis tells Nykk to bring it on.)
Nykk: Good, good. Because I've got your little buddy in three days too, and I'll have all the momentum in the world when I finally beat you in the middle of the ring right here tonight!
David: We have a six-man tag for your main event, as Nykk has just challenged the World Champion. He'll be teaming with the Pyro Twins, but we don't know who Anubis's partners will be just yet. We'll be right back with our Ladies' Title match!
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Gangsta Bitch" hits and Shadow makes her way to the ring.)
David: We're back, and we're about to witness all or nothing for Shadow. This is her last shot at the Ladies' Title forever, as long as Katie Piehl is in power here in MECCA.
Dick: Katie has finally had enough of Shadow's words and actions over the last three years, and she's effectively ending it tonight.
("Fall Behind Me" hits and Naomi Leach makes her way to the ring.)
David: Naomi is proud to be Ladies' Champion, and if she can get past Shadow tonight, she will have a new contender to worry about, because there will be a Four Corners Match at Liberty or Death, with the winner getting a title shot at Summertime Showdown.
Dick: Naomi wants to put Shadow away once and for all tonight. I think she's more than ready to move past the House of Lords.
(FINISH: Shadow tries to get a pin with her feet on the ropes early, which causes Katie Piehl to come out to ringside to point out any cheating to the ref. Shadow gets control and tells Katie this one's for her. She tries the Interceptor, but Naomi blocks and counters into a swinging neckbreaker. She hits Shadow with forearms and whips her into the ropes, hitting a back body drop. She sends Shadow down with a back elbow and then hits a flapjack. She goes to the top rope, but Shadow intercepts her and beels her back to the mat. She hits the Skullbuster and goes for the Dragon Sleeper, but Naomi turns over and hits an inverted atomic drop. She goes for a DDT, but Shadow escapes and tries the Interceptor again. Naomi ducks and kicks her, taking her down with the Leach Hold. Shadow manages to get a foot on the ropes, but before the ref can see, Katie knocks her foot away and Naomi rolls over, taking her to the middle of the ring with the hold. Finally, Shadow taps out.)
Winner: Naomi Leach
David: Shadow has tapped, and Katie Piehl just screwed Shadow out of ever having another title shot again!
Dick: This is just going to incite Shadow further against Katie Piehl. Authority or not, Katie is going to have to settle this rivalry with Shadow sooner or later.
(Shadow pounds the mat in frustration, throwing a tantrum. Katie tells her from ringside that she does not ever put her hands on her and think she's going to get away with it. Katie raises Naomi's hand and Shadow throws another tantrum.)
David: Shadow is hot. What will she do now, without a title to contend for? We'll be back with tag team action, but right now Bill Bicknell is with Eddie Crowe.
Bill: Eddie Crowe, as of right now you're not scheduled for a match at Liberty or Death this Saturday, but I understand you have a message for one Alan Mayse.
Eddie: That's right. Alan, you've got your big rematch for the Toughman Title this Saturday, and I won't be there. However, I will be here next week, and I've decided it's time to settle this issue between us once and for all, title or not. Katie Piehl was nice enough to grant me one more match with you right here on Go Time next week, and if you win the Toughman Title, you can rest assured I'll be taking my title shot. So you can bet I'll be watching your Last Man Standing Match real close, because next week I may just be taking that belt from you, but regardless, I will prove that I am the better man.
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Drugs" hits and Alan Mayse and Jamie Chan make their way to the ring.)
David: We're back with tag team competition, and we just found out that Alan Mayse will be facing Eddie Crowe when Go Time comes to New York City next week, and if Alan is the Toughman Champion, the title will be on the line.
Dick: But for tonight, Alan Mayse is once again working closely with the Consulate to take on their respective enemies.
("The Final Countdown" hits and Bryan Danielson and Delirious make their way to the ring.)
David: Danielson and Chan have been suspended from competing at Liberty or Death after their big brawl last week, when a couple of fans got clocked in the midst of that melee, but they have the chance to tear into each other once again tonight.
Dick: These guys can't seem to keep it in the ring, and at the end of the show last week, they had actually made their way outside and were fighting in the parking lot before security was finally able to break it up after we went off the air.
(FINISH: Delirious clotheslines Chan over the top rope, taking them both to the outside. In the ring, Danielson hits Mayse with a roaring forearm and then hits a snap butterfly suplex. He goes up for a diving headbutt, but Alan moves out of the way. They get to their feet as Delirious and Chan get back up on the apron. Nana grabs Delirious's ankle, causing him to fall and strike his head on the apron. Danielson ducks a clothesline from Alan and gives an atomic drop. Alan nearly runs headlong into Chan, but stops at the last moment. He moves out of the way, and Danielson charges into a kick from Chan. Alan clotheslines Danielson and then puts him in a bow-and-arrow lock. Chan goes up and hits the Falling Dragon on Danielson's exposed torso and covers for the three count.)
Winners: Jamie Chan and Alan Mayse
David: Chan once again gets a pinfall over Danielson, this time in tag team action.
Dick: He's getting closer and closer to that clean one on one win over the American Dragon that will prove that he can beat his adversary. Danielson is not going to be happy about this.
(Alan, Chan and Nana celebrate, but when Danielson regains his bearings he grabs a chair and heads back into the ring, clearing it out. As his opponents retreat, Danielson grabs a mic.)
Danielson: Jamie Chan... once again you got one over on me, but it ends here. We may be banned from the building in Boston, but I'm going to use the weekend off for something constructive. And next week on Go Time, I'm going to have a real good idea about what to do with you. Because even though it won't be this weekend, sooner or later I'm going to get my payback on you and the entire Consulate!
David: Strong words from the former MECCA Champion, and we'll be back with more MECCA action right after this.
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Pump It Up" is playing, and Cubby is getting ready in the ring.)
David: We're back on Go Time, and set for one on one action.
Dick: It's a rare appearance in singles competition from Cubby, a member of EEE. Usually these guys don't come out here unless there's at least a few of them.
("The Way I Am" hits and Austin Lee makes his way to the ring.)
David: Here comes the winner of Eight-Man Throwdown, the man who will be getting a World Title shot at Summertime Showdown, Austin Lee. And we found out earlier that Lee will be at Liberty or Death, teaming with his brother Tristan and former EEE prospect Huh, against Cubby, Omar and Gary.
Dick: It was the Lees who earlier helped out Huh after he was humiliated by the group he was trying to join, Epsilon Epsilon Epsilon.
(FINISH: Austin hits the Rerun Neckbreaker and covers for a two count. He signals for the Degenerate Driver, but Cubby drops to a knee and lifts Austin for Go 2 College. Austin blocks the knee strike and backs up, folding up Cubby with a flying kick. He hits the Degenerate Driver and covers for the three count.)
Winner: Austin Lee
David: Austin Lee wins one for his side, and look out, here comes EEE!
(Robbie, Ryan, Gary and Omar run down to the ring and attack Austin. That prompts Tristan out of the back, but the numbers quickly overwhelm them. Huh runs out and jumps into the ring, shoving EEE away. He helps up Austin and Tristan, but suddenly punches Austin in the face. He goes down, and EEE attacks Tristan before he can respond. EEE high fives Huh, saying he'll have a chance with them yet for this.)
Dick: It was a swerve, David! Huh is EEE after all!
David: I can't believe what we're seeing here...
(Ryan and Gary raise his arms, but Huh suddenly pulls his arms inward, causing them to strike heads. He clotheslines them both, and Austin and Tristan get up and take it to the rest of EEE, sending them fleeing.)
David: No, it's a double swerve! Huh is going to fight against these jerks!
(Austin tells Huh that was a nice shot, and then he and Tristan raise his arms for real.)
David: Huh comes for revenge against EEE this Saturday, but up next is our main event. Nykk and the Pyro Twins will take on Anubis and two mystery partners when we return.
(Backstage, Sara Del Rey, Lisa Letty, Zoe Alexander, Stephie and Ashley Lane are in Katie Piehl's office, all talking at once.)
Katie: Ladies, ladies, please! Okay, I know you're all here because you all think you deserve a shot at Naomi Leach and the Ladies' Title. So I figure this Saturday at Liberty or Death, we're going to have a Four Corners Match, and the winner will get a title shot at Summertime Showdown on August 30.
Lisa: Katie, as a former Ladies' Champion, I deserve more than anyone to be in this match. After the way you screwed Shadow out of ever getting another title shot tonight, you had better give this spot to me before the House of Lords sues you for everything you've got!
Katie: As much as it pains me to admit it, Lisa, it's true you are a former three-time Ladies' Champion and you will be in this match. And even though she's currently on the run from our champ, Kelly Schweickart is another former champion, so I think she deserves to be in the match as well. Now, for the third competitor, I think that should go to the woman who came so close to winning the title right before it was vacated... Sara Del Rey.
Del Rey: Thank you, Ms. Piehl. This match won't be a problem for me.
Stephie: But what about the fourth participant? I want my title shot!
Katie: Who are you, Shadow Jr.? With all due respect, you've only wrestled a couple of matches so far, but that does give me an idea. Let's make this interesting and include someone who is an unknown factor here in MECCA. But wins and losses do count here, so the fourth spot will go to the lady who beat you last week, Stephie... Ashley Lane!
Ashley: Me? Seriously?
Katie: Seriously. We're all about opportunity here in MECCA, so make sure you make the most of this one. Now I've got some work to do, ladies. I'll see you all later.
(The ladies file out, and Stephie is staring at Ashley with hatred.)
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Third Reich from the Sun" hits and Nykk and the Pyro Twins make their way to the ring.)
David: It's main event time, and this should be a donnybrook. Nykk tried to ambush the Wild Wolf earlier during his match with Ronin Fox, which prompted Anubis to come out, and Nykk made a challenge for this match later tonight.
Dick: We have no idea who Anubis's partners are going to be, but even if he couldn't find anyone, this match is happening.
("Kobrakai" hits and Anubis makes his way down the aisle. He stops just after the entrance ramp, and the music changes to "Gimme Back My Bullets." The Briscoes make their way out, and they charge the ring, brawling with the Houses of Lords.)
David: Anubis has found two of the best partners you could ask for, the MECCA Tag Team Champions Jay and Mark Briscoe, and it's on already!
(FINISH: Nykk goes to the top rope, but Mark crotches him on the top turnbuckle. He goes up for a superplex, but Dusty intercepts him and puts him on his shoulders. However, Jay Briscoe spears him, and Mark catches Jay Crowe with a clothesline as he falls. They whip Dusty into the ropes, but he ducks a double clothesline and baseball slides into Anubis. Mark sends Dusty down with a big boot, but gets taken out by the Roaring Hammer from Nykk. Jay Briscoe sends Jay Crowe through the ropes with a dropkick and then tries to clothesline Nykk. Nykk blocks, but gets caught in the half-and-half as the ref tries to get the excess people out of the ring. That allows Ronin Fox to run out and grab a chair. He gets on the top rope and takes Briscoe out with the chair. Nykk applies the Cedarleaf, and the ref turns around to see Jay out. He drops the hand three times and calls for the bell.)
Winners: Nykk and the Pyro Twins
David: The House of Lords wins it after the challenger for this Saturday, Ronin Fox, lent his... er... seat to his teammates.
Dick: He wants that title back in the worst way, and he just showed how sneaky he can be.
(Nykk won't let go of the hold, and Anubis tries to get back in the ring. However, Fox rams the chair into his back, and Nykk comes over to stomp on him. The Wild Wolf tries to run out, but Dusty intercepts him in the aisle and they brawl out of the arena, along with Mark and Jay. Nykk and Fox pick up Anubis, but he starts to fight back with right hands. Fox drops the chair, and Anubis takes them down with a double clothesline. He moves in on Fox, but Nykk traps his leg with his own legs, and picks up the chair. He tosses it to Fox, and Anubis finally gets loose. But Fox cracks him over the head with the chair, bringing Anubis to his knees. He tries to get up, but Fox blasts him again and Anubis falls unconscious to the mat.)
David: Anubis just got knocked the hell out by Ronin Fox, and that will make Fox's job a whole lot easier if he has to battle a guy with a cracked skull on Saturday!
Dick: Now we see why Nykk wanted this match. This was a trap for our World Champion.
(Nykk and Fox set up a spike piledriver on the chair, but officials finally make it to the ring and break it up.)
David: Thank goodness for our officials, or I'm sure the House of Lords would make sure that Anubis was too hurt to be effective at Liberty or Death. That's all for this week, fans. Please join us this Saturday on pay-per-view, and next week right here on Go Time!