Rundown Results:
Dark Match - Chandler/Alexander/Star b. Shadow/Danger/Coquette
Nykk/Fox b. Bloodlust
Sara Del Rey b. Lisa Letty
Pyro Twins b. Huh/Delirious
Eddie Crowe b. John Walters
("Planet Hell" opening.)
David: Go Time has come to Greenville, South Carolina, and I hope you're all ready for some MECCA action! I'm David Mills, along with Dick Broccoli, and in the main event the tag team titles will be on the line as the Briscoes defend against the Consulate and it's Anything Goes!
Dick: Also, it's all on tonight if Ronin Fox wants to challenge Anubis for the World Title at Liberty or Death. If he can get past Bryan Danielson and get on the Contender Star, he'll get his title shot. Plus a Toughman Title defense and much more tonight.
("Bad Reputation" hits and Nikki Chandler makes her way to the ring.)
David: We're starting things off with the ladies' division, and Nikki Chandler looks to work her way up the rankings right here.
Dick: It's going to be quite the test tonight for the self-professed hooligan from the United Kingdom.
("Pretend We're Dead" by L7 hits and Kelly Schweickart makes her way to the ring.)
David: I hardly recognize Kelly from the perky, enthusiastic girl she was before her injury. This female competitor is looking mean and stone-faced.
Dick: She's still a former Ladies' Champion, and she wants that title back. She turned on Naomi Leach at Punked Out and is upset with the MECCA fans because she feels they didn't treat her properly when she was out for a year.
(FINISH: Kelly hits a hardway suplex and goes to the top rope for the Kelly Cyclone. However, she flips off the fans and jumps down from the turnbuckles. Chandler rolls her up for a two count, but Kelly kicks out. Nikki hits her with forearms and whips her into the ropes, hitting a dropkick. She drives Kelly's head into her knee and then goes for the C4, but Kelly elbows her and then grabs her in a reverse chinlock. She pulls her over in a reverse headlock takeover, keeping the chinlock applied. After a few moments, Chandler taps out.)
Winner: Kelly Schweickart
David: A successful return to singles action for the new Kelly Schweickart, though we've yet to see if that includes improved.
Dick: She has her sights set on the Ladies' Title, and she's apparently come back well prepared.
(Naomi Leach comes out with some officials holding her back as she tries to get to the ring. Kelly tells her to bring it on, but the officials won't let her through.)
David: Naomi Leach is ready to go right now, and you have to believe these two are on a collision course sometime in the near future.
(Naomi suddenly breaks free and chases after Kelly, who hightails it out of the ring. Naomi chases her over the guardrail and into the crowd, with the officials in hot pursuit. Suddenly, Shadow comes through the curtain and makes her way to the ring.)
David: Now what? We're trying to take a break, we've got a Toughman Title match up next as Delirious defends against Dusty Schneble, but what is Shadow doing out here?
(Shadow grabs a mic.)
Shadow: Naomi, you and Kelly can fight all you want, but you still have something that belongs to me. And I'm going to get it or certain people will rue the day they denied me. So Katie Piehl, get the hell out here right now!
("I've Got the Power" hits and Katie Piehl makes her way to the ring.)
Dick: Katie is marching to the ring with a purpose. I get the feeling she's sick and tired of Shadow, who has been whining and complaining to her for literally years now.
(Katie gets a mic.)
Katie: Shadow, you do not speak to me that way. As the Executor of MECCA, I...
Shadow: Shut up, Katie. I'm going to make this real simple. Either you give me my title rematch or I'm going to beat you into the dirt. How are you going to executize anything in MECCA if you're laid up in the hospital?
Katie: You're coming out here and threatening me? Shadow, I've had it up to here with you. All I've heard from you for the past three years is "Where's my title shot?" "When's my rematch?" and when you've been champion you've done everything in your power to avoid challengers. But you have the double distinction on my s&$* list because you're also a member of the House of Lords. So what I'm going to do is give you that title shot next week here on Go Time. But if you don't win the belt, it's tough luck. You don't get another title shot, not just until Naomi loses the belt, but ever. Not as long as I'm around. So if you lose, you can feel free to leave and try your luck elsewhere once your contract's up, because you won't be on top of our ladies' division ever again!
Shadow: I won't need another title shot, because I'm winning that belt next week. That's all I wanted, Katie. I'll leave you alone now.
(Katie turns to leave, but Shadow blindsides her with the microphone. She rains forearms down on her head and then starts stomping her. She kicks her in the ribs and then picks up the microphone.)
Shadow: By the way, Katie. I tend to lie.
(She throws down the mic and exits the ring.)
David: What a cowardly attack by what could be our future Ladies' Champion. Things are escalating at a rapid rate between Shadow and our Executor.
Dick: But if Shadow doesn't win next week, where does that leave her? She'll have no title to contend for here in MECCA.
David: We'll have to see if that's the case, but we'll be right back after this break!
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Burning Times" hits and Dusty Schneble makes his way to the ring.)
David: We're back, and with the Pyro Twins on the outs right now as far as tag title shots go, it looks as if Dusty Schneble is going to attempt to win some singles gold for the House of Lords.
Dick: Both Pyro Twins are also dangerous on their own, but Dusty better not underestimate his opponent tonight.
("Hybrid Stigmata" hits and Delirious makes his way to the ring.)
David: Delirious managed to get the pinfall on Alan Mayse at Punked Out, proving that he is indeed capable of being Toughman Champion. But word is that Alan is still looking to regain that belt.
Dick: You know that he's going to be keeping a close eye on this one.
(FINISH: Delirious slams Dusty down off a fireman's carry and hits a senton across the back. He goes for the Cobra Stretch, but Dusty stands up and maneuvers him into a teardrop suplex. He says that's it and goes for the Rope Burn II. However, Delirious hangs onto the top rope and slides to the apron as Dusty crashes to the mat. He goes up top for Shadows Over Hell, but Dusty gets his knees up. He lifts Delirious for a slam, but he escapes and hits a cobra clutch backbreaker. He backs up and punts Dusty in the face as hard as he can. Dusty gets to his feet and Delirious hits a flying kick to the face, knocking him out. The ref calls for the bell.)
Winner: Delirious
David: Delirious just knocked out a Pyro Twin and has retained his title!
Dick: Delirious is quite the scrapper when it comes right down to it, and he's definitely proven that he's not really such a goofball after all.
(Alan Mayse comes out onto the stage with a mic.)
Alan: Hey! Delirious! I don't know how you did it you damn gecko, but somehow you walked out of Punked Out with my Toughman Title! But rest assured, it won't be for long. The beauty about the Toughman Title is I can have a number of opportunities to win the belt if I want, and I want one more for Liberty or Death. But this time, I want a match where there will be no fluke pinfalls, and the only way to win is to do what you just did. I want a Last Man Standing Match!
David: A Last Man Standing Match? All Alan has to do is use that Anklebreaker, and Delirious won't be getting up. Is that his plan, just like with the Ladder Match?
(Delirious gets a mic.)
Delirious: Osouy tanwa chitwham no ONE TWO THREE nad no TAP TAP TAP TAP? Stanalm gindanst? Delirious thaccepst halcgleen. Bah, bah, bah, bah!
Alan: Is that a yes? It's a yes? Good. Because I promise you I'm going to end this more ways than one, because after Last Man Standing at Liberty or Death, you won't be able to walk out under your own power and I'll never have to look at you again. I'll see you July 19, Kermit!
(Alan exits.)
David: We're going to see Delirious against Alan Mayse for the Toughman Title in a Last Man Standing Match at Liberty or Death in ten days. What a match that will be. And we're about to find out if we have a main event when MECCA comes to Boston, because up next Ronin Fox goes for his title shot against Bryan Danielson.
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Did My Time" hits and Ronin Fox makes his way to the ring.)
David: It was at Punked Out that Ronin Fox scored the victory for his team against the Killer Kanines, but since he pinned the Wild Wolf that wasn't quite enough to get him a shot at Anubis. Tonight, he has the chance to earn that shot if he can get on the Contender Star.
Dick: Nykk has already failed to regain the title for the House of Lords, and now he's backing his friend, a former World Champion himself.
("The Final Countdown" hits and Bryan Danielson makes his way to the ring.)
David: Bryan Danielson is already on the Contender Star, and he would love to get another shot at Anubis after what happened last week, and he may get it with a victory tonight.
Dick: It was Danielson who won the World Title from Fox last September, and Fox hasn't forgotten about that. He knows he has a tough match in store for him.
(FINISH: Fox misses the Foxfire, and Danielson immediately goes into the lethal elbows. Fox manages to escape, but Danielson ducks a clothesline and nails a roaring forearm. He hits a Regalplex, but Fox kicks out at two. Danielson segues into Cattle Mutilation, but Fox manages to get a foot on the bottom rope. Danielson tells the ref he has till five, and picks Fox up. Fox rakes the eyes and then hits a spinning heel kick. He goes for the Tail End, but Danielson sets him down on his feet and rolls him up with a small package for a close two count. As Fox makes sure it was two, Danielson nails him with a flying kick and then locks in a triangle choke. Fox doesn't give up, so Danielson starts nailing him on the top of the head with elbows. However, Fox is too close to the corner and kicks off the second turnbuckle into a modified jackknife pin, hooking the ropes with his feet for the three count.)
Winner: Ronin Fox
David: Fox just scored the pinfall, though he had to use the ropes for desperation, and now he's going to Liberty or Death.
Dick: What a counter by Fox, and cheating or not, the former champion should prove to be a tough challenge for Anubis on July 19.
(Danielson argues with the ref and then gets out of the ring, allowing Jamie Chan to run down and attack him from behind. Danielson starts fighting back and they brawl into the crowd. Officials try to separate them, but Danielson shoves them out of the way and starts hitting Chan with European uppercuts. He moves out of the way of a kick and Chan accidentally nails a fan. He ducks a roaring forearm from Danielson and he nails another fan. Security tries to get between them but they brawl out of the arena.)
David: All hell has broken loose out here! Fans are getting hit, Danielson and Chan are going at it once again, so you'll have to bear with us until we can restore order!
(Backstage, Nykk and Fox are in the catering area.)
Nykk: Good job, I told you that you could beat Danielson. Now you've got a chance to right the wrong he did you last year and win back the World Title for the House of Lords.
Fox: That belt's coming home. I don't care how big that damn mummy is, I'm going to take back what's rightfully mine and the House of Lords will have the power once again!
Nykk: Right. Now hit the showers. We have to go out and celebrate.
(Fox exits, and the Wild Wolf enters and stands behind Nykk. He slowly turns around.)
Wolf: Hello, Nykk. I saw what just happened out there, and it looks like you managed to get one of your other guys a shot at Anubis, since you couldn't take the title from him yourself. But just like I neutralized Fox when you had a title shot, expect no less from me this time. I will not let you screw this up, so I went and got a match signed with you for Liberty or Death. Katie requires that you stop by and sign the contract in her office. She said it will give you something else to worry about that night.
Nykk: You're nothing but a little pup and always have been. You're a minor annoyance, Wolf, but I'll gladly step into the ring with you in Boston. You see, I'm onto you. You pretend to be watching your partner's back, yet you keep getting matches with the likes of myself and Fox, just hoping that you can work your way onto the Contender Star. I wonder if your partner realizes you're planning to go after him.
Wolf: That's not true at all, but if it was, I know my buddy would welcome the challenge. But at Liberty or Death, I will embarrass you in front of the world and walk away with my hand raised high.
(Wolf exits.)
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Lava" hits and the Surgeons make their way to the ring, along with Prince Nana.)
David: We're back with tag team action as Prince Nana leads the Surgeons to the ring. He has a tag title match coming up later with Necro and Yago, but I'm sure he would love the Surgeons to be in contention for the belts as well.
Dick: The Briscoes have big targets on their backs, and lately it's been the Consulate trying to make their names on them.
("The Walking Dead" hits and Irish Airborne make their way to the ring.)
David: This match came about after the events that transpired last week. Jake and Dave Crist saved the Wild Wolf from a beating from the Surgeons, and Nana wasn't too happy.
Dick: Irish Airborne already have a big victory over the Pyro Twins under their belts. A win here would do great things for them in the tag team division.
(FINISH: Dave gives Walters a hammerlock back suplex and Jake goes for a bulldog on Stryker. He pushes Jake into the ref, who goes down in a heap. Jake ducks a clothesline from Stryker and he gets kicked by Dave. Jake gives him a boot to the head, and Dave follows up with a senton. They set him up for the Irish Air Raid, but the Pyro Twins suddenly run out. They get in the ring and attack the Crists. Jake manages to send Dusty down with an enzugiri, but Jay pulls Dave in and hits a belly-to-belly suplex. Jake attacks, but Stryker and Walters come in from behind and beat him down. The Pyro Twins give Jake Final Darkness, and the Surgeons give Dave the Human Error. Nana slaps the ref to wake him up as Walters covers Dave for the three count.)
Winners: The Surgeons
David: The Consulate wins it after blatant interference from the Pyro Twins, and this has to be retaliation for Punked Out.
Dick: The Pyro Twins didn't take losing to the new guys very well, and I guess they'll even associate with the Consulate to get their revenge.
(The Pyro Twins shake hands with Nana before leaving, and the Surgeons celebrate.)
(In the locker room, Epsilon Epsilon Epsilon is walking around, with Huh towing their bags for them.)
Huh: You guys, why am I walking around with your stuff? None of you are even wrestling tonight!
Ryan: Shut up, pledge! Here, take my bag too.
(Ryan puts his bag around Huh's shoulders and he staggers under the weight. EEE laughs at him.)
Huh: I'm really tired...
Robbie: Oh, you want a rest? You're our pledge. That means you're our bitch, and we decide when you get to rest.
(He puts another bag on Huh, who can barely stand.)
Gary: Now we've got a kegger to go to tonight, so we need to leave now. Huh, get our stuff to the car.
(Huh tries to move forward but finally collapses. EEE laughs at him again.)
Cubby: Look at you. You're pathetic!
Omar: You better get up, dawg, or suffer the consequences.
Huh: You guys... I can't...
(Robbie starts kicking him.)
Robbie: Get up!
(Ryan starts stomping him as well, and the other members of EEE join in.)
Robbie: If you can't walk, then you had better crawl!
(Huh manages to start slithering across the floor, getting a stomp every so often sending him back down.)
(Commercial Break)
(Backstage, Bill Bicknell is standing by with Katie Piehl, who is holding her ribs and has an ice pack to her head.)
Bill: Ms. Piehl, tonight you granted Shadow one more opportunity against Naomi Leach next week, and then she viciously attacked you when your back was turned. How are you feeling?
Katie: You know, I am not a trained wrestler. And Shadow, you took advantage of that fact. But I promise you, you will get yours, and next week is only the beginning. But what I want to announce is that after next week, we need a new number one contender to the Ladies' Title. So at Liberty or Death, there will be a Four Corners Match, which Shadow will not be in no matter if she wins the belt or not, and the winner faces the Ladies' Champion at Summertime Showdown on August 30. And my other piece of business is with Bryan Danielson and Jamie Chan. Those two went too far tonight, and fans got hurt. That's not just bad for them, that's bad for MECCA. And our officials have lost track of them and we don't know where they are right now or if they're still fighting or what. But the fact is, they need to cool down. They'll be here next week, but for Liberty or Death, they will not be there. They will be suspended for the night, and they would do well to take that lack of payday and think on if this rivalry of theirs is really worth it. Because I can go a lot further if I have to.
(In the arena, "Drugs" hits and the Necro Butcher and Yoshiaki Yago make their way to the ring, along with Prince Nana.)
David: It's time for our Anything Goes MECCA Tag Team Title Match, and here comes the Consulate contingent.
Dick: This type of match plays right into their hands, and...
(The Briscoes run down the aisle behind the challengers and attack them. They brawl around ringside until Jay and Yago finally get in the ring and the bell sounds.)
David: The tag champs aren't waiting for this one to start. They're ready for a fight!
(FINISH: Mark tries some karate thrusts on Yago, but he retaliates with some real martial arts kicks and knocks him loopy with a roundhouse. He turns around and gets blasted in the head with a chair from Jay, but then he gets nailed with a garbage can by Necro. Necro puts the can over Jay's head and then hits it multiple times with the chair. He goes outside and tries to put a table in the ring, but Mark baseball slides into it and nails Necro. Mark sets up the table and puts Yago on it, but Yago fights his way free. He goes to the second rope, but Mark hits a dropkick as Jay and Necro pound on each other with furious rights. Mark goes up with Yago and sends him tumbling off the top rope as Necro gets on the table and pulls Jay up with him. He tries a tiger driver, but Jay breaks free and headbutts Necro below the belt. The Briscoes give him a Spike Jay Driller through the table, and Mark pulls him away from the wreckage and covers for the three count.)
Winners: The Briscoes
David: The Briscoes have done it, and Nana's dreams of gold have washed up!
Dick: What a main event here on Go Time, but give credit to Necro and Yago for taking it to Jay and Mark despite not being a regular team.
(The Briscoes celebrate in the aisle, saying the belts are going nowhere as Nana berates a fallen Necro in the ring.)
David: That's all for this week, so be sure to... wait a minute. We're getting word that Danielson and Chan have been found, and they're fighting outside! We have a camera out there already, so let's go to that!
(Outside the arena, Chan and Danielson are still going at it, and officials are arriving on the scene as fans exit the building and see the fight. Chan rams Danielson into the wall and lays in some kicks, but Danielson grabs his foot and gives him a dragon screw into the wall. He hits Chan with a European uppercut and then rams his face into the hood of a nearby car. Chan picks up Danielson and rams him into a pole as officials finally manage to get between them.)