Rundown Results:
Dark Match - Letty/Shadow b. Alexander/Star
Dark Match - Alan Mayse b. Huh
Sara Del Rey b. Stephie, Allison Danger, Magenta
Surgeons b. Bloodlust
Fox/Pyro Twins b. Danielson/Wolf/Delirious
("Planet Hell" opening.)
David: Welcome to Go Time, presented by MECCA, and we are coming to you from Indianapolis, Indiana. We've got two qualifying matches for Eight-Man Throwdown on the card tonight, which will determine the last three participants on June 28.
Dick: One of those will be double or nothing, as the Briscoes put their tag titles on the line against the Surgeons.
David: Also, in preparation for her title shot against Naomi Leach at Punked Out, Shadow plans to make an example out of someone, but she didn't mention who. We'll also hear from the Wild Wolf and the MECCA Champion Anubis, the Killer Kanines, later on about their big tag match against Nykk and Fox on pay-per-view.
("Drugs" hits and Prince Nana makes his way onto the stage with a mic.)
Nana: That is enough, my friends. We have a lot of partying to do later tonight, when the Surgeons defeat your beloved Briscoes and not only qualify for Eight-Man Throwdown, but bring home those MECCA Tag Team Titles. Then the entire Consulate will be a part of that match at Punked Out, and even more so than you peons think. Because I have acquired a new addition to my Consulate, ha ha ha. And tonight I introduce him to all of you, as he will sweep through Bryan Danielson and make it into Eight-Man Throwdown. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Yoshiaki Yago!
(Yoshiaki Yago comes out and makes his way to the ring with Nana.)
David: Yoshiaki Yago a new member of the Consulate? That could mean at the end of the night we'll have five Consulate members in Eight-Man Throwdown in St. Louis!
Dick: That would certainly give Nana the edge, no matter whose team his guys ended up on.
("The Final Countdown" hits and Bryan Danielson makes his way to the ring.)
David: The American Dragon is not amused by the Consulate, especially after he was attacked after beating Jamie Chan fair and square at New Dawn.
Dick: He knows that Chan is already in Eight-Man Throwdown, but what would happen if they ended up on the same team?
(FINISH: Yago takes Danielson down with some kicks, and then nails him with a big roundhouse to the side of the head, knocking him out. Yago goes to pick Danielson up, but he springs into an inside cradle for a close two count. They get to their feet and Danielson blocks another kick, nailing a roaring forearm. He gives Yago a Regalplex for two, and then applies Cattle Mutilation. Before Yago can tap, Jamie Chan runs down and gets on the top rope. He hits the Falling Dragon onto Danielson's exposed torso, and the ref calls for the bell.)
Winner: Bryan Danielson
David: Yago was giving Danielson a tough fight, but the American Dragon was just about to win it! Once again the Consulate is putting the boots to Bryan Danielson!
(Chan holds Danielson for Yago, who lays in some more kicks and palm strikes to Danielson. Danielson breaks free and tries to fight off both men before Nana nails a low blow. Danielson goes down, and they each give him a big stomp before exiting the ring and avoiding the swarm of officials that are down.)
Dick: Well, nonetheless this means that Danielson is in Eight-Man Throwdown, joining Chan, Necro Butcher, Eddie Crowe, Austin Lee and Robbie. And Nana still has the Surgeons up for qualification as well as the tag titles later on.
David: We'll be right back with more MECCA action.
(Commercial Break)
(In the office, Katie Piehl is standing between Alan Mayse and Eddie Crowe, who are arguing.)
Katie: That's enough, you two. I'm sure you're wondering why I asked you here.
Alan: What I want to know is why have I not gotten the title rematch I deserve for Punked Out when this guy cost me the title two weeks ago?
Eddie: If anyone deserves a match for the Toughman Title, it's me, the former champion, the guy who beat you at the MECCA Challenge and was the first triple crown winner in MECCA history.
Katie: That's why I want you two here. You both have claim to a title shot, but only one of you can have it for Punked Out. So here's what I'm going to do... tonight, in the main event, it will be Alan Mayse vs. Eddie Crowe vs. Delirious in a non-title Triangle Match. If either of you can beat Delirious, you will get the shot for Punked Out. However, if Delirious beats either one of you, that man will not get a title shot against Delirious at all. Ever.
Alan: You know, I think I'm going to enjoy this. I get to take care of both my problems in one match. I'll see you out there.
(Alan leaves.)
Eddie: Katie... sooner or later, Toughman Title or not, I'm going to have to finish this with him. You can either book the match or I may just settle it outside the confines of the ring, if you get my drift.
(Eddie leaves.)
(In the arena, "Gangsta Bitch" hits and Shadow makes her way to the ring.)
David: It's time for the ladies of MECCA here on Go Time, and Shadow will be getting her title shot against Naomi Leach at Punked Out, as we found out last week. It was because of Shadow being a dishonorable champion that this whole thing with the title being vacated started.
Dick: There's a danger of going right back to square one should Shadow prevail on June 28.
(Shadow gets a mic.)
Shadow: It just ten days, I will reclaim my title from the false champion Naomi Leach. Naomi, you've never beaten me for that title, nor has anyone in MECCA. And that will continue for the rest of my days. And just to drive that point home, I have a warm up opponent in mind, so play her music and get her out here so that I can show Ms. Leach what's in store for her!
("Misery Business" hits and Ashley Lane makes her way to the ring.)
David: We're seeing the debut of Ashley Lane here on Go Time tonight, and she's going right to the top of the pack by going against Shadow.
Dick: Ashley wants to make a name for herself, and if she can get a win over Shadow tonight, that would immediately propel her into title contention.
(FINISH: Ashley hits a flying elbow on Shadow and then ducks under a clothesline and takes her down with a reverse DDT, covering for two. She picks Shadow up and goes for the Ashfall, but Shadow elbows her way out of it and nails Ashley with the Interceptor. She yanks her up by the hair and locks in the Dragon Sleeper. She applies the bodyscissors, and Ashley taps out.)
Winner: Shadow
David: A good showing by Ashley Lane, but Shadow showed her just why she is a former three-time Ladies' Champion.
Dick: Still the uncrowned champion, according to her.
(Shadow refuses to let go of the hold, despite the ref trying to make her. Finally, Shadow lets up but when Ashley tries to get to her feet, Shadow boots her back down to the mat. As she slaps her around, Naomi Leach runs out and throws Shadow off of her. She hits Shadow with some rights in the corner, until Lisa Letty comes out and attacks Naomi from behind. As they beat down Naomi, Kelly Schweickart suddenly jumps the guardrail and gets in the ring. She takes Lisa over with a hurricanrana and ducks the Interceptor from Shadow, giving her an enzugiri. Naomi gives Lisa a DDT, and lays her right next to Shadow. Kelly goes up and hits a double Kelly Cyclone, sending Lisa and Shadow scurrying away.)
David: I don't believe it. Kelly Schweickart has come to the rescue! It's been almost a year since she went out with a knee injury!
Dick: She certainly picked an opportune time to make her return. She just saved the Ladies' Champion from the House of Lords!
(Kelly and Naomi shake hands as "Take It Off" plays.)
David: Kelly Schweickart is back in MECCA, a former Ladies' Champion, and Lisa Letty and Shadow had better watch their backs. When we return, it's double or nothing as the Briscoes go against the Surgeons with the tag titles and two spots in Eight-Man Throwdown on the line.
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Lava" hits and the Surgeons make their way to the ring, along with Prince Nana.)
David: It's double or nothing right now, with two spots in Eight-Man Throwdown on the line as well as the MECCA Tag Team Championship.
Dick: The Surgeons came the closest of anyone to defeating the Briscoes at New Dawn, but Jay and Mark were barely able to get by them. This is their chance to show that match was a fluke, and they deserve to be champs.
("Gimme Back My Bullets" hits and the Briscoes make their way to the ring.)
David: The Briscoes have been dominant in the tag team division since winning the titles, but if they can get into Eight-Man Throwdown, one of them could be going to Summertime Showdown to take on the MECCA Champion.
Dick: Can you imagine if both Briscoes wound up on the same team at Punked Out? What an advantage that team would have right off the bat.
(FINISH: The Briscoes go for the Spike Jay Driller on Stryker, but Walters shoves Jay and Stryker away and catches Mark with an inverted atomic drop. He hits a lungblower, but gets a big boot from Jay. Stryker manages to give Jay the Stryker Driver and covers, but Mark breaks it up. Walters nails Mark with some chops and whips him into the ropes, and he and Stryker give him Bad Medicine. Stryker lifts Jay for the Human Error, but Jay slips off the shoulders and kicks back at Walters's midsection. Mark bowls into him, sending him through the ropes as Jay puts Stryker on his shoulders. Mark hits the Springboard Doomsday Device and covers Stryker for the three count.)
Winners: The Briscoes
David: The Briscoes successfully defend their titles again, and they're going to Punked Out as part of Eight-Man Throwdown!
Dick: Nana is not going to be happy about this, but he does still have Jamie Chan and Necro Butcher in that match.
David: We'll be right back with more action, and still to come, a non-title Triangle Match for the main event as Eddie Crowe takes on Alan Mayse and the Toughman Champion Delirious.
(Backstage, some rap music is playing and EEE is having a party, along with the sorority sisters.)
Ryan: All right, Robbie, it's all on you. You're in Eight-Man Throwdown at Punked Out, and I know you can win this thing and take that title at Summertime Showdown!
(Robbie notices the camera.)
Robbie: Hey, you're not drinking, are you?
(Ryan holds up his underage bracelet.)
(Cubby tries to come up to them, but accidentally spills both his beers all over the place.)
Omar: Oh! You know what this means!
Gary: Get the shoe! Stephie!
Stephie: What? Not my shoe!
(Ryan takes off one of his shoes and Omar fills it with beer.)
Gary: You spilled it, now you gotta chug it, man!
(Cubby takes the shoe and chugs the beer out of it. Everyone cheers, and starts dancing when Huh wanders in, doing a dance of his own.)
Huh: Yeah, all right. A party! Whoo!
Ryan: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Cut the music! What in the hell do you think you're doing? Who invited you?
Huh: Uh... Dave.
Ryan: Oh, okay, it's cool then.
Robbie: Wait a minute... what the hell's going on? Are you supposed to be here?
Ryan: It's cool, he knows Dave.
Robbie: Oh, okay.
Stephie: Hey, morons, in case you haven't noticed, there's no one in our group named Dave!
Robbie: You're right. Huh, what the hell are you thinking? Like we're going to fall for that one.
Huh: No, okay, I mean I just want to party with you guys.
(EEE bursts out laughing.)
Gary: Are you saying that you... you... want to be a brother in Epislon Epsilon Epsilon?
Huh: Yeah. You guys are the hot new group, right?
(EEE snickers.)
Robbie: You want to be a part of our group, okay... no, no, guys, wait a minute. Huh, I'll tell you what. You come and find us later... I've got some ideas. Come back later, and we'll talk.
Huh: Later?
Robbie: Right. You can't party with us unless you're a member. But come back later, and we'll think of something.
(Huh exits.)
Stephie: What are you doing? We can't have someone like him in EEE!
Robbie: Just work with me here. I've got an idea.
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Dead is the New Alive" hits and Torea makes his way to the ring, along with Medea Knight.)
David: We're back here on Go Time, and we've got singles action coming up as Torea makes his way down.
Dick: One half of Bloodlust is going to try his hand at singles competition tonight.
("On the Speedway" hits and Jamie Chan makes his way to the ring, along with Prince Nana.)
David: It was Chan and Necro Butcher who qualified for Eight-Man Throwdown over Bloodlust, so Torea has a chance not only for payback, but to get on the Contender Star.
Dick: Of course, we already saw Chan once tonight as he cost his fellow Consulate member Yoshiaki Yago his qualifying match against Bryan Danielson, and then proceeded to beat down the American Dragon. Those two will be in the same match on June 28, but we don't know if they'll be on the same or opposing sides.
(FINISH: Torea hits an overhead belly-to-belly suplex and then whips Chan into the corner. Chan reverses and charges, but Torea gets a boot up. He goes for a sunset flip, but Chan rolls through and gives him a roundhouse kick to the head, followed by a dropkick. He locks in the Chan Lock, and Torea taps out.)
Winner: Jamie Chan
David: Jamie Chan picks up the victory and stays on the Contender Star, and of course he could be getting a guaranteed title shot after Punked Out.
(Chan and Nana exit the ring, with Nana holding the ropes open. However, Bryan Danielson comes in through the crowd and gets on the apron. He pulls up the second rope, crotching them both. Nana rolls out of the ring, and Danielson gets in with Chan and starts nailing him with European uppercuts. He clubs on Chan with forearms and then nails him with a knee strike. He locks him in a triangle choke and starts nailing him with elbows, but Nana gets back in the ring. Danielson lets go and goes after Nana, but Nana slips out of his grasp and he and Chan make it out of the ring. They retreat up the aisle as Danielson looks on.)
Dick: Danielson wanted some revenge, and he wasn't able to get it the way he wanted thanks to Prince Nana. We talked about how having both Briscoes on the same team at Punked Out would definitely give that team an advantage, but you have to think that Chan and Danielson on the same team would be a major disadvantage given how they feel about each other.
David: We'll be back with our Triangle main event, but first Bill Bicknell is standing by with the Killer Kanines.
(Backstage, Bill Bicknell is with the Killer Kanines.)
Bill: I'm here with the Wild Wolf, and of course the World Champion Anubis. Guys, in just ten days you step into the ring together one more time, to take on the House of Lords, Nykk and Ronin Fox, at Punked Out.
Wolf: House of Lords, you were going to try to pull a fast one on my partner last week, but guess what? The big man here is still MECCA Champion. Fox, I got into it with you while trying to watch my partner's back, but not only will I be gunning for you at Punked Out, but I've got your ass in a match next week, and I've got some real special stuff planned for you.
Anubis: Nykk and Fox... first with Nykk. I've already beaten you twice. You're done challenging for my title. Fox, you seem to be waiting in the wings, hungry as ever, but you still have to earn a shot at this belt. There is no way I'm letting anyone from the House of Lords take this belt when I worked so hard to leave your group beaten and broken. That doesn't change at Punked Out, even though the title isn't on the line. We're the Killer Kanines, and we're going to take a bite out of the House of Lords.
(Commercial Break)
(Backstage, EEE is with Huh.)
Robbie: Okay... Huh, or whatever your name is. So you want to be a part of Epsilon Epsilon Epsilon? Well, normally we only take pledges in the fall, but we decided we can make an exception for you. The problem is, we only see each other once a week, so we can't have a Hell Week. Instead, it's going to be a Hell Month for you if you want to be a part of EEE. If you're up to the challenge, we'll let you know if you made the cut at the end of July.
Huh: Seriously? Of course I'm up to the challenge!
Ryan: Fine, fine. You just run along now, and next week we'll have some tasks for you to complete.
(Huh exits.)
Huh: Thanks again, guys.
Gary: We are so going to destroy this guy.
Ryan: Absolutely.
(In the arena, "Noots" hits and Eddie Crowe makes his way to the ring.)
David: It's main event time, a non-title triangle match with big stakes. Eddie Crowe wants to get his hands on Alan Mayse, but he also wants that title shot against Delirious.
Dick: Eddie was so angry with Alan that he cost him the belt in his first defense, but if he beats Delirious here, we understand that he'll get his shot on July 2, here on Go Time. If Delirious beats him, however, Eddie will never get a title shot against him.
("This is Not My Life" hits and Alan Mayse makes his way to the ring.)
David: Alan fought for months to win back the Toughman Title, and when he finally did, he lost the title thanks to Eddie Crowe. He wants Eddie, and he wants his rematch against Delirious.
Dick: If Alan can get the win over Delirious, he'll get his title shot at Punked Out. But again, if Delirious beats him he won't get a rematch with him.
(Alan and Eddie start arguing in the middle of the ring, and it doesn't take them long to come to blows. Finally, "Hybrid Stigmata" hits and the lights go out. When they come back on, Delirious is on the top rope and he takes them both out with a double BAM!)
David: Delirious is in the ring, and he's ready to get this match started!
(FINISH: Delirious hits Shadows Over Hell on Eddie and covers, but Alan grabs him and slides him under the bottom rope to the outside. He goes for the Tiger Bomb on Eddie, but Eddie escapes and knees Alan in the midsection. He lifts him for the running brainbuster, but Delirious is back in the ring and charges Eddie, headbutting him in the midsection. Eddie releases Alan, who lands behind Delirious and rolls him up and segues right into the Anklebreaker. Delirious taps out before Eddie can break it up.)
Winner: Alan Mayse
David: Alan Mayse will get his rematch for the Toughman Title, and it will be on June 28 at Punked Out!
Dick: Alan Mayse showed the wherewithal to take advantage of the momentary confusion, and now he'll be coming to get that belt back in St. Louis.
David: We've got one more Go Time to go before Punked Out, fans. Please join us again right here next week!