Rundown Results:
Huh b. Joey Sprinklers
Cubby/Omar b. Delirious
Danger/Letty/Shadow b. Leach/Star/Martinez
Wild Wolf b. Torea
Crowe/Lee b. Mayse/Necro
("Planet Hell" opening.)
David: We are in Charlotte, North Carolina, and MECCA presents another edition of Go Time! I'm David Mills, along with Dick Broccoli, and tonight's main event will be a special singles Wild Card Gauntlet. Six men not currently on the Contender Star will draw random numbers and compete in a series of matches for a future title shot!
Dick: Also, Nykk will take on the partner of his opponent Anubis for the MECCA Challenge, the Wild Wolf!
David: Plus Naomi Leach and Heather Star will team up against Shadow and Lisa Letty, and much more.
("Pump It Up" hits and EEE make their way to the ring, playing a game of Ultimate Frisbee. Ryan throws the disc to Stephie down at ringside, and she snags it and earns a point for her team.)
David: We've got tag team action with Ryan and Robbie, but it looks like we have our own match going on right here.
Dick: It appears to be Robbie, Gary and Omar against Ryan, Cubby and Stephie, and Stephie's cleaning up!
("Hybrid Stigmata" hits and Delirious and Matt Sydal make their way to the ring.)
David: Last week was supposed to be a Four Corners match involving these two teams, but Delirious was attacked by EEE and Gary took his place in the match. Then it was only a matter of time before Sydal was overwhelmed and pinned by Robbie.
Dick: Sydal and Delirious want some payback, so they requested this match for right here tonight.
(FINISH: Robbie and Ryan hit their springboard blockbuster on Sydal, but Delirious hits Ryan with BAM! Robbie knees him in the midsection and whips him into the corner, but Sydal intercepts him on the charge with an enzugiri. Delirious gives him the Bizarro Driver, and then they hit their wheelbarrow moonsault onto him. Ryan clotheslines them both from behind and then whips Sydal into the ropes. Sydal gives him a flying headscissors into the corner, and Delirious hits the Panic Attack. He goes up top, and they hit the Slice/Shadows Over Hell combo. Delirious covers and gets the three count.)
Winners: Delirious and Matt Sydal
David: Sydal and Delirious get their revenge on EEE, and you would have to think that this would impair their Ultimate Frisbee skills for the remainder of the night.
Dick: I would imagine that it's back to the frat house for EEE this week.
(Backstage, Bill Bicknell is with Bryan Danielson and Kevin Stone.)
Bill: Kevin, Bryan, last week you came close to getting some payback on the Pyro Twins but were unable to pull out the victory.
Danielson: That's right, but we're not giving up, Bill. The Pyro Twins may want those tag titles, but so do we. We may not be getting our shot right now, but in the future...
(The Briscoes enter.)
Jay: Hey, sorry to interrupt.
Stone: Don't worry about it, man. We actually wanted to thank you two for coming to our aid last week.
Mark: No problem, man. Actually, we've got an offer we think you should hear.
Jay: We commend you guys for wanting to keep the House of Lords away from these belts, but the Pyro Twins did win the chance to face us, and they accepted our challenge for April 26. But we've got nothin' between now and then, so next week right here on Go Time, we were wondering if you would like to challenge us for these belts.
Danielson: You know me, Jay. You already know what my answer to that is going to be.
(Danielson and Stone shake hands with the Briscoes.)
Stone: Thank you, guys. We really appreciate it, but that was the worst mistake you could have made. You can let us worry about the Pyro Twins, because it's going to be us facing them at the MECCA Challenge with those belts on the line, not you.
Jay: We'll see about that. We'll see you fellas next week.
(The Briscoes exit.)
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "This is Not My Life" hits and Alan Mayse makes his way to the ring. He motions to the back, and Prince Nana leads Necro Butcher out to the ring, and he struggling against chains.)
David: We have more tag team action here, as Alan Mayse will team with the newest member of the Consulate, the Necro Butcher.
Dick: And of course as per the agreement Nana made with Katie to lift Necro's suspension, he has to wear those chains when not wrestling to avoid any incidents involving fans or other innocent bystanders like we've seen in the past.
("Noots" hits and Eddie Crowe and Austin Lee make their way to the ring.)
David: Eddie Crowe will be defending the Toughman Title against Alan at the MECCA Challenge, but tonight they'll be on opposite sides of this tag match.
Dick: Of course, Austin wants to get his hands on the Consulate, and so would his brother, but Tristan is going to be in that Gauntlet series later tonight.
(FINISH: Alan and Eddie brawl out into the crowd, drawing out the ref. In the ring, Austin moves to finish Necro with the Degenerate Driver, but the Surgeons run down. Austin forearms Stryker, but Walters gets him with a lung blower. Stryker hits the Stryker Driver on Austin and Necro applies the Asiatic Spike. Austin passes out by the time the ref gets back into the ring, and he drops Austin's arm three times before calling for the bell.)
Winners: Necro Butcher and Alan Mayse
David: Necro and Alan win it, thanks once again to a numbers attack on Austin Lee by the Consulate!
(Nana tells the Surgeons and Necro to keep going on Austin, but Tristan Lee runs out. He dropkicks Necro out of the ring and then ducks under a double clothesline from the Surgeons and takes them down with a springboard moonsault. Necro starts going crazy on the outside, and the Consulate is forced to stop what they're doing and get him back in his chains.)
David: Tristan Lee came out for the save, but you have to believe that he would have ended up the same as his brother, with it being four on one, since his brother hasn't moved.
Dick: The Lees are fed up with the Consulate, and they desperately want to get them in a situation where the odds are even.
(As the Consulate leaves, the Wild Wolf makes his way to the ring. Austin is starting to wake up, and Tristan helps his brother to the back as Wolf gets a mic.)
Wolf: You know there are few things on this earth that annoy me, but last week was one of them. For the second week in a row, my partner Anubis was about to put away a member of the House of Lords, and he was attacked by Nykk. And I've got this match with him up next, but first I want Nykk to come out here because I have something to say to him.
("Destroy" hits and Nykk makes his way to the stage with a mic.)
Nykk: We've got our match up next, Wolf, and you just interrupted my pre-match stretching. What do you want?
Wolf: Yeah, we've got our match up next, but I want to make this more interesting. I know you've got my partner in a couple weeks, but I've been here in MECCA for over two years now, and I've never had a title shot. I want you to put that belt on the line right here tonight!
Nykk: Me, put the belt on the line against a peon? I have to admit, you've got guts, kid. Not only are you challenging me, but you're trying to usurp the spotlight from your partner. I like that. It reminds me a little bit of me. You're not on the Contender Star, and we've got our Wild Card match later, but I'll tell you what: I'll put the belt on the line, because I don't sweat you. Then you can go back and tell your partner what's in store for him at the MECCA Challenge.
Dick: We have a MECCA Championship match right now! Nykk just agreed to put the belt on the line against the Wild Wolf!
Jared: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is for the MECCA World Championship! Introducing first, the challenger... from Detroit, Michigan, and weighing in at 227 lbs... he is a former MECCA Tag Team and Toughman Champion... the Wild Wooooolf! His opponent... from Bellbrook, Ohio, and weighing in at 225 lbs... he is the current reigning and defending MECCA World Heavyweight Champion... Nyyyyykk!
David: We'll have this impromptu title match for you when we come back!
(Commercial Break)
(FINISH: Midway through the match, Nykk sends Wolf right into the ref to take him out. He puts down Wolf with a running back elbow and then gets a chair. Before he can swing, Anubis runs down and takes the chair away from him. The match continues with Anubis at ringside. Toward the end, Wolf reverses a whip on Nykk, and he suddenly baseball slides into Anubis at ringside. However, Wolf ducks under the Roaring Hammer and hits a full nelson lung blower. He prepares for the Twig Snap, but Anubis gets in the ring, enraged, and takes down Nykk with the Ankh Smash. The ref calls for the bell.)
Winner: Nykk
David: Wait a minute, Anubis is attacking the World Champion and that will be a disqualification as Nykk retains!
(Anubis continues to pound away on Nykk as Wolf pull him off. He is furious, and shoves Anubis as Nykk scurries away. Anubis realizes what he did and tries to apologize to Wolf.)
Dick: I think Anubis just lost his head there, but it ended up costing his partner a great opportunity to be the MECCA Champion.
David: I think Nykk got a little more than he bargained for with the Wild Wolf, and was taking any opportunity to end that match without him losing the title. We'll have ladies' tag action when we come back, but right now Katie Piehl is going to draw another team for the Four Corners tag!
(In the office, the ladies' division except for Sara Del Rey and Zoe Alexander are gathered around Katie Piehl.)
Katie: Okay, you all know the deal. There are six spots left in that Four Corners tag match at the MECCA Challenge. Now it's time to find out the second team.
(She draws a name.)
Katie: Oh, wonderful... the first person on this team is Lisa Letty.
(Lisa is jubilant to Shadow, who has her arms crossed, looking disgruntled.)
Lisa: And Shadow had better be my partner!
(Katie draws another name.)
Katie: Naomi Leach!
Naomi: No way!
Lisa: I've got to team with her!?
Katie: Those are the breaks, ladies. Win the match and you can tear into each other all you want, but I suggest finding some common ground. That's it for this week, but we'll draw another team next week here on Go Time!
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Third Reich from the Sun" hits and Shadow and Lisa Letty make their way to the ring.)
David: We're back on Go Time, and once again Shadow has failed to make the drawing for the Four Corners tag at the MECCA Challenge. However, her partner Lisa Letty did.
Dick: The House of Lords will be split up during that match, and that makes the playing field even.
("Fall Behind Me" hits and Naomi Leach and Heather Star make their way to the ring.)
David: Heather Star is coming off a tough loss to Allison Danger in a Falls Count Anywhere Match, and her name hasn't been chosen yet either. Lisa's partner will be Naomi Leach, and they are on opposite sides of this tag team match tonight.
Dick: Those two are not going to see eye to eye, no matter what. But they may have to in order to advance and face each other at New Dawn.
(FINISH: Shadow drop toeholds Naomi onto the second rope, but Lisa doesn't want her to hurt Naomi, since she needs her for the Four Corners match. As they argue, Naomi gets up and tries a clothesline on Shadow. She ducks and Naomi nails Lisa. Naomi sets Shadow up for the Leach Hold, but Lisa tackles her and takes her to the outside. Heather tags in and goes to the top rope. Shadow takes her out in midair with an Interceptor and covers for the three count.)
Winners: Lisa Letty and Shadow
David: The House of Lords wins this tag match, and interestingly enough, Lisa didn't want Naomi injured going into the match at the MECCA Challenge together.
Dick: Shadow managed to get the victory, but she still hasn't been chosen for the match. However, if she does she could now lose her job in MECCA if she ends up taking the fall in the match.
(In the office, Katie Piehl is talking with Prince Nana.)
Nana: Those Lee Brothers are really starting to make me angry, Ms. Piehl. I am trying to do something worthwhile, and get this Consulate thing started, but I need to get them out of my way. Is there anything you can do?
Katie: Well, I'm sure the Lees would be more than happy to get their hands on you and your guys. As a matter of fact, Tristan was just in here wanting to get his hands on Stryker and Walters specifically, so here's what I'm going to do. At the MECCA Challenge IV, we're going to have a tag team match. The Surgeons against the Lees. And keep it fair, Nana. I don't want to see Chan or Necro anywhere around ringside.
Nana: I will be at ringside. I am a licensed manager, and I will be out there with my guys.
Katie: That's fine, but I don't want any shenanigans from you either. I'm giving the Lees an opportunity to settle this, and trust me, if they don't get that chance, there will be consequences to pay.
(Commercial Break)
(Backstage, Katie Piehl is in her office.)
Katie: Hello, fans of MECCA. As you know, in just a couple of weeks we present the fourth annual MECCA Challenge, live from Los Angeles, California, on pay-per-view. With it being the biggest show of MECCA's calendar year, I have been petitioned by a number of MECCA competitors who do not yet have a match. Therefore, I have come up with a match that should satisfy everyone. Since MECCA is all about toughness, we're going to call this match the Battlebrawl. Sixteen men in the ring, anything goes. Eliminations occur by pinfall or submission. The winner will stand out among his peers and will certainly be looked at for title opportunities in the future. So witness the spectacle April 26, live on pay-per-view. Thank you, and enjoy your main event.
(In the arena, "Gimme Back My Bullets" hits and Mark Briscoe makes his way to the ring.)
David: Here we go with our main event, a Wild Card Gauntlet series to determine who gets a future title shot.
Dick: One half of the tag champs, Mark Briscoe is on his way out here, and he would love to get his hands on either of the Pyro Twins, who are also in this.
("On the Speedway" hits and Jamie Chan makes his way to the ring, along with Prince Nana.)
David: We just found out that we'll have the Lees against the Surgeons at the MECCA Challenge, and of course they are also members of the Consulate.
Dick: We saw them try and take out Austin Lee earlier, but Chan was conspicuous by his absence. I guess Nana didn't want him to risk getting hurt.
(FINISH: Mark goes up for a shooting star press, but Chan rolls out of the way. He hooks Mark in the Chan Lock, and Mark has to tap out.)
("Ballroom Blitz" hits and Tristan Lee runs down to the ring and attacks Chan.)
David: Tristan Lee has entered the Gauntlet, and Chan is already worn down!
(FINISH: Chan goes up for the Falling Dragon, but Lee crotches him on the top turnbuckle. He goes up, but Chan somersaults over him with a sunset flip, putting his feet on the ropes for two. He goes for a suplex on Lee, but he escapes and rolls up Chan, bridging back and hooking the ropes for a three count.)
("Burning Times" hits and Jay Crowe makes his way to the ring.)
David: Turn about is fair play for Chan, and now one half of the Pyro Twins makes his way down.
Dick: He's concentrated on the tag titles right now, but he would love another shot at that World Title.
(FINISH: Jay hits a belly-to-belly suplex and signals for the Overhaul. He lifts Lee, but he escapes and rolls up Jay for two. Jay headbutts him in the midsection and then bounces off the ropes, but gets a knee to the gut. Tristan hits a cross legged brainbuster and covers for the three count.)
("At the End of the Rainbow" hits and Kevin Stone makes his way to the ring.)
David: Lee has survived two opponents, but the MECCA Monster is on his way down with a purpose.
Dick: He's fresh as a daisy, and this does not bode well for Tristan Lee.
(FINISH: Stone counters the Degenerate Driver with a backdrop, and then bounces off the ropes, flooring Tristan with a big boot. He covers, but Tristan kicks out. Stone tries a clothesline, which Lee ducks. He also ducks the following northern lariat and staggers Stone with an enzugiri. He bounces off the ropes and hits him with a flying shoulder tackle, and then sweeps the legs to finally bring him down. Lee hits a standing moonsault and covers for two. He brings Kevin to the corner for Diamond Dust, but Stone throws him off. Lee gets up and charges, but Stone lifts him high into the air and brings him down with the Stone Cutter. He covers and gets the three count.)
("Burning Times" hits and Dusty Schneble makes his way to the ring.)
David: Now we're in the same situation as Melee. Stone's team came in second to last and made it through, and the Pyro Twins were the final team and ended up taking the whole thing.
Dick: We'll have to see if history repeats itself between these two old rivals.
(FINISH: Dusty goes for the Rope Burn, but Stone grabs the ropes and drops a leg across Dusty's chest. He whips him into the ropes, but Dusty ducks a clothesline and hits a teardrop suplex. He goes up top for the kneedrop, but Stone gets a foot up into the face. He whips Dusty into the ropes and hits the Stone Crusher, covering for the three count.)
Winner: Kevin Stone
David: Stone didn't fail again like at Melee, and he's just earned himself a title shot!
Dick: He and Danielson also have that tag title match next week, so all of a sudden Kevin Stone is the heir to the throne here in MECCA.
David: We'll have that match next week, and thank you for joining us, fans. We'll see you... wait a minute...
(Dusty gets up and attacks Stone again. He fights back, but the House of Lords comes out to join him. Anubis and the Wild Wolf run out to help clean house, and eventually Fox is left all alone in the ring. He kicks Wolf off the apron into Jay at ringside and plays to the crowd, until Cynric comes in from the opposite side and slides into the ring. He takes down Fox with a spinning heel kick and lays into him with right hands.)
David: Cynric is here, and he's paying back his brother for the comments he made last week!
Dick: Cynric's last match will be against Fox at the MECCA Challenge, but he's not waiting that long.
(Fox tries to crawl out of the ring, but Cynric grabs him by the leg. Fox calls for help, but his friends are busy battling Stone and the Killer Kanines. Fox tries an enzugiri, but Cynric ducks and gets on top of his brother, pounding away. Finally, Dusty breaks free and manages to pull Fox to safety.)
David: We may have seen the end of Fox right there if it wasn't for Dusty, but I guess he'll live to fight another day. We'll be back next week with more Go Time action!