Rundown Results:
Ronin Fox b. Huh
Naomi Leach drew Allison Danger
Killer Kanines b. Bloodlust
Cynric b. Joey Sprinklers
("Planet Hell" opening.)
David: We are in San Antonio, Texas, as MECCA presents Go Time, just three days away from Melee, live on pay-per-view! Tonight, we will see Jamie Chan take on Cynric in one on one action.
Dick: Plus Allison Danger battles once again with "Heavenly" Heather Star.
David: All that and more right here tonight!
("Clavicle" hits and Matt Sydal and Delirious make their way to the ring.)
David: The former tag team champs are on their way down for action in order to warm them up for their tag title match at Melee, as they challenge the Briscoes.
Dick: Ordinarily with a World Title match on the card that would go on last, but MECCA officials see such potential in this tag title match that it is going to be the main event of Melee.
(Before Sydal and Delirious can get in the ring, Nykk, Ronin Fox, and the Pyro Twins run out and attack them from behind. They roll Sydal and Delirious into the ring as Fox gets a chair and Nykk gets a mic.)
Nykk: Don't think for one minute that you two are going to waltz into Melee and take the title shot that belongs to two of us! We're going to make sure you two are too hurt to do anything about going after titles, and Eddie Crowe, watch real close because on Saturday, the same thing's going to happen to you.
(He hits Delirious with the mic, and the Pyro Twins lift Sydal by the arms. However, the Briscoes run out and start pummeling Nykk and the Pyro Twins. Sydal and Delirious join in, and Delirious clotheslines Jay Crowe over the top rope. Sydal takes down Dusty with a headscissors and he rolls out, as Mark knocks the chair back into Fox's face with a leg lariat. They converge on Nykk, but Dusty pulls him out of the ring and into the aisle. Jay Briscoe gets a mic.)
David: The Briscoes have seen enough of the House of Lords, and they've come out to help Delirious and Sydal clean house!
Jay: Sydal, Delirious, you boys may be our competition, you may be two of the toughest sons of bitches we've ever faced, but we don't have to worry about you until this Saturday. Until then, why don't we team up to put these bastards in their place? How about it, Nykk? Let's see an eight-man tag later, bitch. Man up!
Nykk: Nobody gets in our business like that! Briscoes, you want an eight-man tag? I accept, because there's no way anyone's going to beat us while we're in full force. I swear we will put you in the hospital and I'll show you four who the real main event of Melee is going to... wait, wait...
(The Briscoes, Delirious and Sydal go after the House of Lords but they scurry back up the ramp.)
David: An eight-man tag for later on, as the House of Lords will take on the Briscoes, Matt Sydal and Delirious, two teams who will face each other for the tag titles at Melee!
Dick: What an exciting match to have practically on the eve of the pay-per-view.
David: We'll be right back with the women of the ladies' division.
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "AtoZ" hits and Allison Danger makes her way to the ring.)
David: We're set to go to the ring finally, as Delirious and Sydal's match was scrapped thanks to the House of Lords, but we'll see them team with the Briscoes later on in an eight-man main event.
Dick: Right now, one of the most heated rivalries in the ladies' division will take center stage as Allison Danger prepares for the challenge of Heather Star.
("Dance Commander" hits and Heather Star makes her way to the ring.)
David: Danger beat Star in her debut match in MECCA, but then lost to her a few weeks back. That infuriated Danger enough to attack Star after the bell, and Star wants some payback.
Dick: These two just don't like each other, and at any time, this one is just seconds away from breaking down.
(FINISH: Star goes for Greetings from Heaven, but Danger kicks at her and escapes behind her. She rolls her up, but Star kicks out. However, that allows Danger to hit the Shimmering Warlcok and cover, but Star is too close to the ropes. She picks Star up, but gets slapped in the face. Danger gives her a vicious forearm, and they start duking it out. Finally, Star ducks a right hand and kicks her in the midsection and gives her a kneelift. Danger rolls out of the ring, and the ref stops Star from going after her. Danger grabs a chair and sneaks in as Star argues with the ref. She rams the edge of the chair into Star's neck, and the ref calls for the bell.)
Winner: Heather Star
David: This is uncalled for. Danger has to know that Star has had neck problems over the last couple of months, and that's right where she went with that chair.
Dick: This match didn't settle anything, and Danger is still going after her!
(Danger chokes Star with the chair, but Naomi Leach and Sara Del Rey run out. As they confront Danger, Shadow and Lisa Letty come out and attack them from behind. Danger directs traffic and they whip the two into the ropes. Del Rey and Leach lock hands and give Allison a double clothesline and then hit simultaneous dropkicks on Shadow and Lisa. Heather is back up, and tackles Danger, hitting her with right hands, and Del Rey and Leach have to pull her off as Katie Piehl comes out with a mic.)
Katie: Just hold on, all of you. Stop fighting for a minute! I have something to say about the Ladies' Championship! Now, as you all know, I have vacated that title and I have decided what I'm going to do to crown the new champion, and I will have that announcement next week. But in the meantime, we've got Melee coming up, and since we seem to have a bit of a melee in the ladies' division right now, I'm going to make a match. Allison, you're going to team with Lisa and Shadow, and Heather, you will team with Naomi and Sara. We're going to have a six-woman tag in Atlanta this Saturday, and then next week I'll announce how we're going to crown a new champion. So until then, if you all want to fight, we'll settle it in the ring.
David: Wow, a six-woman tag this Saturday at Melee.
Dick: That should be a good one, but I'm very interested in how we're going to crown a new Ladies' Champion as well.
David: We'll have more on that next week, but we have to take a quick break. More action coming at you when we return!
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Dead is the New Alive" hits and Bloodlust make their way to the ring, along with Medea Knight.)
David: It's time for some tag team action here on Go Time, as Medea makes her way down with her new charges, Kavian and Torea, known as Bloodlust.
Dick: These guys may take this vampirism thing too seriously, but they are impressive in the ring.
("Everyday Combat" hits and the Wild Wolf and Huh make their way to the ring.)
David: Both Wolf and Huh have beaten Bloodlust in singles matches recently, and that embarrassed Medea so much that she immediately requested a tag team contest to show what her guys can really do.
Dick: I don't think Huh and the Wild Wolf have teamed before, but due to the rookie nature of Bloodlust, I would still think they have an advantage.
(FINISH: Wolf and Huh hit a modified Dog Catcher which is a reverse superplex/moonsault combo on Kavian, but Torea comes off the opposite corner and gives them both a hurricanrana takeover. Joey Sprinklers is out and drags Wolf to the floor, pitching him into the guardrail. In the ring, Huh nails Torea with a clothesline and jaws with Joey. He sets up for a bulldog in the corner, but Torea pushes him into a spinning heel kick from Kavian. They give Huh the Bloodletting and Kavian covers for the three count while Torea baseball slides into Wolf.)
Winners: Bloodlust
David: Bloodlust's teamwork pays off and they gain the victory. But Joey Sprinklers certainly did his fair share of damage for Huh and the Wild Wolf.
Dick: Still a victory for Kavian and Torea, and they should try to use this victory to get some matches against more established teams and work their way up the rankings.
(Huh tries to get at Joey, but Bloodlust accosts him again and give him a double kneebreaker on the mat, followed by simultaneous enzugiris to the face and neck. Joey gets a mic and stands over Huh.)
Joey: Huh... you have been in my business for too long, and I'm not runnin' scared anymore. You want me at Melee? You got me!
(Joey slaps Huh before exiting the ring.)
David: Joey finally summoned the courage to accept Huh's challenge, but of course he couldn't do it alone.
Dick: This means we'll see Huh vs. Joey Sprinklers at Melee, and hopefully that will be the end of it.
(Backstage, Anubis is in front of the camera.)
Anubis: You know, it's been a long journey for me, but the last month has been worth it. Winning the 6MA and getting in the main event for the title at the MECCA Challenge IV is an unbelievable feeling. Whether it's Nykk or Eddie Crowe, I am the rising star of MECCA, and I am going to take that belt to heights it has not even seen yet.
(The Wild Wolf enters.)
Anubis: Hey, Wolf. What's up?
Wolf: I think that's the last time I team with anyone but my partner. Did you see what happened out there? I know we've both moved on, but I kind of miss the days when it was me and you with the tag team belts.
Anubis: I know what you mean. And I've been thinking, with all that's happened recently, I really don't have anything specific booked until the MECCA Challenge IV. What do you say me and you go after those belts again and after the MECCA Challenge, then I will be a double champion, just like Nykk and Eddie both were.
Wolf: That sounds great to me. I lost my title to Eddie and I would love to see...
(The Pyro Twins enter.)
Jay: Whoa, whoa, back it up for a minute. If there was ever a definition of polar opposite views, it's this. First of all, no one is beating Nykk for the MECCA Championship at Melee or the MECCA Challenge, and second of all, why should you two get a shot at the tag titles? We are the Pyro Twins, we've beaten the current champions and we deserve to have our belts back!
(Kevin Stone and Bryan Danielson enter.)
Danielson: So correct me if I'm wrong, but if you've beaten the current champions, and we beat you last week, what does that make us? I would say it makes us the number one contenders, isn't that right, Kev?
Stone: Plain and simple, Pyro Twins, you're just going to have to wait in line because you're looking at your next MECCA Tag Team Champions.
Dusty: I think you'd better step off right now before...
(Katie Piehl enters.)
Katie: Gentlemen, let's not get out of hand. I already had to put out one fire tonight, and it looks like I'm going to put out another. True, we've got Sydal and Delirious vs. The Briscoes for the titles on Saturday, but I would say most of the other teams in MECCA have a legit claim to a title shot after that. So here's what I'm going to do. At Melee there will be a Tag Team Invitational Gauntlet. The winners of that match will be the new number one contenders, so I would start worrying about how you're going to survive until the end should you get an unlucky draw. I hope to see all six of you in Atlanta.
(Katie leaves, and the Pyro Twins walk off in the opposite direction, muttering about how they shouldn't have to win a gauntlet. Stone, Danielson and the Killer Kanines stare each other down before walking off in opposite directions.)
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Pump It Up" hits and Epsilon Epsilon Epsilon make their way to the ring, along with the party pallets, the sorority sisters and beer kegs.)
David: We're supposed to have Cynric against Jamie Chan right now, but of course EEE can't seem to follow a format and they're interrupting our broadcast once again.
Dick: These guys may be having fun, but TV time isn't cheap, you know.
David: You notice how the members of EEE stay the same every week, yet they have different "sisters" every time?
Dick: Except that short, black-haired girl. She helped Ryan and Robbie win a tag team match last week and she's back out here.
(Robbie gets a mic.)
Robbie: You know who we are by now. We are the wrestling fraternity of Epsilon Epsilon Epsilon! I am Robbie, your party host... that's Ryan, my co-founder... you all know the big party animal Cubby... the dangerous urban man Omar... and the high-flying wizard Gary! And of course, our head sorority sister and party coordinator... the lovely Stephie! Now, are you all ready to party? Because grab yourself a beer, we're going to dance the night away and maybe do a little more than that! Tonight is the night, that for once, every wrestling fan in San Antonio gets laid! Hit the music!
(Some dance music starts playing as Cubby and Omar start pouring beers at ringside and handing them to fans.)
David: Okay, this is getting ridiculous. They're going to get MECCA in trouble handing out alcohol to people who are underage, I know it.
Dick: Is Ryan even old enough to drink? Isn't he 20 years old?
(The music suddenly cuts off and changes to "The Way I Am" as Austin and Tristan Lee make their way to the ring. They wave to the back, and Eddie Crowe comes out to back them up.)
David: Wait a minute, just about everyone that EEE has pissed off in the last couple weeks is on their way to the ring. In addition to the Lees, the longest reigning MECCA Champion Eddie Crowe, the man who will once again be challenging Nykk for the belt on Saturday, is with them.
Dick: EEE might want to think about moving the party elsewhere, because these guys cannot be happy to see this going on in their ring.
(Cubby offers Eddie a beer at ringside, but Eddie grabs it and throws it back in his face before getting in the ring as Austin gets a mic.)
Austin: You blokes think because there are a lot of you now that you can do anything you want? Two weeks ago, you caused myself and Tristan to once again be assaulted by the Consulate. If you thought we wouldn't drop what we were doing to take care of you idiotic pillocks, you've got another thing coming.
Eddie: This Saturday, I have a World Title shot against the man who screwed me out of the belt in the first place, Nykk. And I plan on taking that belt and picking up right where I left off, including running right through you at the MECCA Challenge, Anubis! But I digress... you five want to come out here and interrupt the show that we helped build with these shenanigans. You'd better have a match in you to back it up, because you may be a wrestling fraternity, but this is still a wrestling show. So who wants to see a six-man tag?
(EEE confers with each other and they finally say they're going to accept the challenge. Ryan and Robbie get ready, but Eddie shakes his head.)
Eddie: No, no, no. I had enough of you two last week. I want the three that haven't wrestled yet. Let's see what they've got.
(Gary tries to make peace, but gets slapped in the face by Eddie. The other members of EEE want to fight, so finally Ryan and Robbie relent and exit the ring, leaving Gary, Omar and Cubby.)
David: We have an impromptu six-man tag as Eddie Crowe teams with the Lee Brothers to take on Cubby, Gary and Omar, representing EEE. They want to show them that they can't just come out here and interrupt a wrestling program with their tomfoolery.
(FINISH: Eddie gets the hot tag from Tristan and sends all three EEE members down with clotheslines and back elbows. He whips Gary into the ropes and hits a spinning heel kick, and then hits a backslide bomb on Omar. Cubby blindsides him with a forearm and he and Omar elevate Gary into Eddie. He gives him a hurricanrana into a double clothesline from his partners. Gary covers, but Austin makes the save. Tristan comes in and the six men brawl. Austin and Tristan hit the Spike Degenerate Driver on Cubby, and Eddie lifts Omar into a fireman's carry. The Lees also lift Gary onto Eddie's shoulders and he gives them both a rolling Samoan drop. He hits a double Eddie Dive and covers Gary for the three count.)
Winners: Eddie Crowe and the Lee Brothers
David: Eddie Crowe and the Lees just took the new members of EEE to school, and Eddie was definitely looking in top form in there.
Dick: This party didn't go quite as EEE planned, but I guess there's always next week.
David: We'll be right back, and we will have Cynric against Jamie Chan when we do!
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Soul Creation" hits and Cynric makes his way to the ring.)
David: We're back, and we have a contest between two martial artists coming up, as Cynric makes his way to the ring.
Dick: He's got that dream partner tag match against his brother Ronin Fox coming up at Melee, and he has a chance to get some momentum going into that match.
(Cynric gets a mic.)
Cynric: I know you're all wondering, just who is going to be my partner at Melee? Well, I'm going to reveal that right now. You all just witnessed him in action... and more importantly, he's a guy who used to frustrate my brother in RCW... my partner for Melee is none other than Austin Lee!
David: Wow, a team of Austin Lee and Cynric for Melee!
(Ronin Fox comes out onto the stage with a mic.)
Fox: Wait a minute, Cynric. You know as well as I do that I used to beat Austin Lee as many times as he beat me. But that doesn't matter, because I've chosen my partner as well. You challenged me to find a partner not in the House of Lords, and what I've done is select a man who can combat the martial arts you possess. He's a former kickboxer from Japan, and you're about to see him in action right now... courtesy of DDT Promotions, Yoshiaki Yago!
(A brief video airs of Yoshiaki Yago in action in Japan.)
Fox: So good luck this Saturday, my ex-brother... you're going to need it to beat this combination.
("On the Speedway" hits and Jamie Chan makes his way to the ring along with Prince Nana, as Fox leaves.)
David: Ronin Fox and Yoshiaki Yago... I don't know a lot about the guy, but I guess we'll find out all we need to know at Melee. Right now, we've got Jamie Chan, who will be going against the man he betrayed at Melee, Tristan Lee.
Dick: He will be representing the Consulate in this match, and Cynric had better keep an eye on Nana.
(FINISH: Cynric goes for the Lift Off, and Chan ducks the knee. Cynric kicks back at Chan's head and covers for a two count. He goes for the Shock Cannon, but Chan rakes the eyes. He gives Cynric a spin kick and then goes to the top. Cynric follows him and goes for a superplex. Chan lands some shots and gives Cynric a thrust to the throat to send him to the mat. Chan hits the Falling Dragon and covers for a three count.)
Winner: Jamie Chan
David: Whoa, Jamie Chan just pinned Cynric clean with that devastating double knee drop!
Dick: This has to be considered an upset, as Cynric is a former tag team and Toughman Champion, and has competed for the World Title. What a victory for the Consulate!
David: We'll be right back with our eight-man main event!
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Third Reich from the Sun" hits and Nykk, Ronin Fox and the Pyro Twins make their way to the ring.)
David: The House of Lords has a busy night ahead of them at Melee. Of course, we already talked about Fox's dream partner tag match, and we just found out he'll be teaming with Yoshiaki Yago from DDT Promotions in Japan. Nykk will be defending his World Title against Eddie Crowe, and the Pyro Twins have chance to earn a shot at the tag titles.
Dick: They need to put their individual goals aside for the moment, as they'll have to be a unified force in this match.
("Gimme Back My Bullets" hits and the Briscoes, Matt Sydal and Delirious make their way to the ring.)
David: Though they're allied for the moment, Sydal and Delirious will be challenging the Briscoes for the MECCA Tag Team Championship this Saturday, but it's more of a competitive rivalry, as the Briscoes did save Sydal and Delirious earlier.
Dick: But they are divided by the prospect of being the MECCA Tag Team Champions. The advantage in this match has to go to the House of Lords.
(FINISH: The Briscoes go for the Spike Jay Driller on Nykk, but Fox pulls Nykk down on top of Jay, and the Pyro Twins intercept Mark with Final Darkness. Delirious dropkicks Dusty from behind and he goes to the floor. Sydal dives on top of him with a twisting moonsault, but Jay Crowe hits Delirious with a belly-to-belly suplex. Jay Briscoe lifts Fox in a military press and drops him into a death valley driver. Jay Crowe clips the knee, and meanwhile Nykk crawls over to Mark and applies the Cedarleaf. After a few moments, Mark taps out.)
Winners: The House of Lords
David: The House of Lords win this eight-man tag, but these eight are not done with each other!
(The two Jays brawl on the outside as Fox and Dusty take on Delirious and Sydal. They brawl up the aisle as Nykk gets up in the ring. He holds his belt high, but Eddie Crowe runs in from the crowd, wearing the Toughman belt. He gets behind Nykk and then kicks him, delivering a Gutwrench Driver. He snatches up the World Title, and then holds both the World and Toughman belts high over Nykk's body.)
David: Nykk has just been laid out by his opponent this Saturday, Eddie Crowe, and could this be a premonition? No one has ever held both the World and Toughman Titles before!
Dick: It was thanks to Nykk that Eddie's World Title reign came to an end almost a year ago. He wants back what he feels is rightfully his.
David: We'll see you at Melee, fans!