Rundown Results:
Eddie Crowe b. Wild Wolf
Anubis b. Torea, Alan Mayse, Bryan Danielson
M. Briscoe/Stone b. Chan/Walters
Martinez/Alexander b. Coquette/Magenta, Star/Melissa
Pyro Twins b. A. Lee/Cynric
("Planet Hell" opening.)
David: MECCA has returned to the Lone Star State, as we present Go Time from Austin, Texas! I'm David Mills, along with Dick Broccoli, and in the main event tonight, Jay Briscoe will challenge Nykk for the MECCA World Title!
Dick: We'll also finally see Eddie Crowe and Alan Mayse go at it for the Toughman Title.
David: Plus Austin and Tristan Lee take on the Surgeons and much...
Fox: Hold on, hold on one minute, Mills!
(Ronin Fox appears on the stage with a mic and walks toward the ring.)
Fox: I know you've got a card to run down for the people at home, but I have something to say concerning my brother. Or should I say, my ex-brother, because I've pretty much disowned that piece of trash. Cynric, your audacity never ceases to amaze me. I've carried your ass for five years now, probably the only younger brother in the history of wrestling tandems to do so, and what thanks do I get? You continually interfere in my and the House of Lords' business. And I thought that the absolute beating I gave you at Bloody Valentine would be enough to clue you in with what kind of uphill battle you're fighting, but apparently being sent to the hospital only to come back and be the first eliminated in the 6MA wasn't good enough. So last week, you challenged me to the ultimate match in MECCA, the MECCA Challenge. A match where there are no rope breaks, chokes are legal, and the only way to win is by knockout or submission. Cynric, you don't have a prayer in Los Angeles. It will be my pleasure to dump this baggage off my back and let my career rise to even greater heights come the MECCA Challenge IV. And with you beaten down and hurt, it will be even easier to beat you this time. So come out here right now, Cynric, because I've got something to say to you!
("Soul Creation" hits and Cynric makes his way to the ring.)
David: Cynric is on his way out here, and Fox mentioned last week that he had something special in mind for Melee.
Dick: You never know what's up with Fox, but the guy is a former World Champion, and a former tag champ, including once with that man right there, his own brother. He's proven time and time again that he can back up what he says, and considering what he wants to do to Cynric, that's pretty scary.
Fox: Now Cynric, I know you don't want to wait until April 26 to get your hands on me, so here's what Nykk and I concocted after your little tantrum last week. At Melee, in Atlanta, we will step into the ring together. However, let's make it a dream partner tag match. I'll pick whoever I want, and you go right ahead and pick whoever you want. Maybe then you'll see it doesn't matter, that you are the weak link no matter what you try to do and always will be!
Cynric: That's an interesting suggestion, Fox. I'll tell you what... I'll take you up on that offer, but since you say it's so easy to beat me, let's see you put your money where your mouth is. I want a restriction on your partner in that it cannot be anyone from the House of Lords. Let's see if you're as great as you say you are!
Fox: No House of Lords? I can't have my tag team partner Nykk, or either of the Pyro Twins? I'll agree to that. It's going to be a pleasure embarrassing you once again at Melee, and then at the MECCA Challenge IV, you and me, I'm holding nothing back. You will be leaving the arena in an ambulance.
Cynric: After what you did to me in front of our family in Dayton, trust me, I vowed to never ever let that happen again. In the MECCA Challenge, your ass is mine, and if you try to pull anything like what you did at Bloody Valentine, I may indeed be leaving in an ambulance, but you, brother, will be leaving in a bodybag.
(Cynric tosses the mic aside and tries to leave the ring. Fox attacks, but Cynric senses it coming and fires back with chops and martial arts strikes. Fox tries a clothesline, but Cynric ducks and hits a spinning heel kick, sending Fox to the outside. "Soul Creation" plays as Cynric yells at Fox.)
David: Cynric has actually gotten the better of Fox, and could this be a turning point in their blood feud?
Dick: Fox looks surprised as hell, and he may have just talked himself into a very long month stepping into the ring with Cynric.
David: We'll be right back with our opening contest here on Go Time!
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Lava" hits and the Surgeons make their way to the ring, along with Prince Nana.)
David: We're ready for tag team action as Matt Stryker and John Walters, two members of the Consulate, are led to the ring by Prince Nana.
Dick: The Consulate has only gotten stronger and stronger, and if they can pull off a big tag win tonight, that would definitely propel the Surgeons up the rankings.
("The Way I Am" hits and Austin and Tristan Lee make their way to the ring.)
David: The Lees have both been viciously attacked by the Consulate the past two weeks here on Go Time, and they are looking for some payback.
Dick: They better be on the lookout for Jamie Chan, as they are still at a three on two disadvantage, even if he isn't out here yet.
(FINISH: Austin and Tristan go for the Spike Degenerate Driver on Stryker, but Walters hits an enzugiri on Austin, and then counters with a powerbomb on Tristan when he dives off the top. They go for the Human Error on Tristan, but Austin catches Walters on his way down and Tristan escapes. Austin plants Walters with a back suplex as Tristan hits a reverse rana on Stryker. He gives Stryker his cross legged brainbuster and covers for the three count.)
Winners: Austin and Tristan Lee
David: The Lee Brothers pull out the victory, but look out, here comes Chan!
(Jamie Chan comes out and springboards in, hitting Tristan with a side kick. Austin attacks, but the Surgeons overwhelm him. They whip him into the ropes, but Austin hits a double flying kick to Stryker and Walters. He gives Chan a flying elbow, and then Tristan jumps into him wheelbarrow style. Austin lifts him up, and they both drop down with a double legdrop across Chan. Nana is on the apron, and they go after him, but he quickly drops to the floor and regroups his guys on the outside.)
David: The Consulate wasn't going to get the Lees again. Austin and Tristan are standing tall!
Dick: What a surprise, as they did not let the numbers overwhelm them this time.
David: We'll have Alan Mayse and Eddie Crowe for the Toughman Title when we return.
(Backstage, Shadow, Lisa Letty, Sara Del Rey, Heather Star, Zoe Alexander, Mercedes Martinez, Coquette and Magenta are crowded into the office with Katie Piehl.)
Katie: All right, ladies, as you all know I decided to vacate the Ladies' Championship last week, and I'm sure you all have the same question, which is how to I plan to crown a new champion? Well I'm sorry, but the only answer I have now is that I've got nothing. Maybe I'll have something next week, or the week after, but until then I've signed a four-way tag team match tonight, so you all have about an hour to pick your partners. Good luck to you.
(The ladies file out until only Shadow is left.)
Shadow: Bravo, Katie. You got me in big trouble with the House of Lords and you took away my title. You had no right to do that, and I'm demanding right now that however you crown a new champion, I'm going to be a part of it.
Katie: After the disgrace you've been over the last couple of months, I have absolutely no obligation to you. There will be a new champion, and I can guarantee that it will not be you.
Shadow: We'll see about that.
(Shadow storms out.)
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "This is Not My Life" hits and Alan Mayse makes his way to the ring.)
David: We're back and it's time for the Toughman Title to be on the line.
Dick: This match has been a long time coming, as Alan Mayse is going for the belt that he made mean something here in MECCA.
("Noots" hits and Eddie Crowe makes his way to the ring.)
David: Eddie won that belt on Go Time: Championship Edition a month ago, and he has been a fighting champion, including this past Friday on Rundown when he beat the former champ the Wild Wolf in a rematch from that night.
Dick: It's a hectic schedule defending that Toughman Title, but Eddie held the World Title for thirteen months, so I'm sure he's up to the challenge.
(FINISH: Shortly into the match, Eddie and Alan are chain wrestling when "Pump It Up" hits and Epsilon Epsilon Epsilon makes their entrance, with the party pallets and their sorority sisters. As they make their way to the ring, Eddie and Alan stop wrestling, not believing what they're seeing.)
David: We're trying to have a title match here, and these EEE goofs are out here trying to start up a party again.
Dick: The fans have been waiting a long time for this match, but now there approximately fifty eight people in the ring, and I think the referee is just going to call this one.
(Robbie gets a mic.)
Robbie: Austin, are you ready for a party? This arena has become the party zone of Epsilon Epsilon Epsilon! Before we get this thing started, let me introduce you to my frat brothers... from Long Island, New York, he is my co-founder, my cohort and my co-conspirator, Ryan! From Springfield, Ohio, he is the man who can defy the laws of physics, Gary! From Hershey, Pennsylvania, he is every woman's favorite chunky, beer-loving drunkie, Cubby! And from the mean streets of North America, he is tired of waiting for his time and is back in MECCA for his wrestling education, Omar!
David: Could you be a bit more specific? It's a big continent, North America.
Robbie: And of course, the lovely, vivacious sorority sisters that always turn up at an EEE party, they want to get so drunk and crazy that you can take them upstairs and...
(Eddie snatches the mic away from him.)
Eddie: Okay, Robbie, I know you and Ryan. But who in the hell are the rest of these idiots? This is not a party. This is a wrestling ring, so if you come out here and interrupt our match, an important match in the history of the Toughman Title belt, then you had better be here to wrestle. I came here for a fight, and I've barely gotten one. Alan, did you come here for a fight?
Alan: I definitely came here for a fight!
Eddie: Then since this match is bust, why don't two of you step into the ring with us and we'll show you what the true meaning of schooling is?
(EEE brings it in for a huddle, but Eddie and Alan don't want to wait and dropkick them all into each other. They start hitting anything that moves as a black-haired girl among the sorority sisters directs them all out of the ring. Eventually it ends up with Eddie and Alan against Ryan and Robbie.)
David: I guess Alan and Eddie have united temporarily, and they'll be taking on Ryan and Robbie from EEE. Remember that Eddie and Alan are former MECCA Tag Team Champions.
(FINISH: Robbie gets Eddie on his shoulders, and Ryan tries to springboard in, but Alan catches him with a dropkick. Eddie turns it around on Robbie with a hurricanrana into the turnbuckles, and Alan takes him down with an exploder. He puts Ryan in a bow-and-arrow, and Eddie jumps to the second rope, trying the Eddie Dive. However, Gary frees Ryan from the outside and he moves, and Eddie ends up splashing Alan. Eddie helps Alan to his feet, but Alan shoves him away, berating him. Eddie says he didn't mean to do it, but Alan is pissed and exits the ring, heading up the aisle. Eddie tries to go out after him, but the black-haired girl from before gets on the apron and kicks the middle rope up into Eddie's groin. That allows Robbie to put him back on his shoulders, and Ryan springboards in with a blockbuster. He covers and gets the three count.)
Winners: EEE Alpha Chapter
David: Ryan and Robbie pick up the victory thanks to Alan walking out and whoever that one sorority sister is at ringside. She's been directing traffic amongst everyone at ringside since she got here.
Dick: It didn't take much to set Alan off, and his feelings on Eddie Crowe are still quite clear. This will be a situation to keep an eye on.
David: We'll be back with more MECCA action!
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Filthy/Gorgeous" hits and Coquette and Magenta make their way to the ring.)
David: We're back on Go Time, and the ladies of MECCA are going to compete here in a Four Corners tag match.
Dick: Coquette and Magenta are looking to get more spots here on the main show, and they could do it by winning this match.
("Dance Commander" hits and Heather Star and Zoe Alexander make their way to the ring.)
David: Two fan favorites here in MECCA, Star and Alexander are definitely interested in the Ladies' Title situation.
Dick: Without a doubt, this could be their chance to propel themselves into the title picture.
("Third Reich from the Sun" hits and Shadow and Lisa Letty make their way to the ring.)
David: The House of Lords team is not happy about Shadow being stripped of the title, and Nykk even warned her about that a couple weeks back.
Dick: If she can somehow get Katie Piehl to let her back in the title picture, that would go a long way in appeasing her stable mates, but as of now the House of Lords is down to one title where they used to have three.
("Alcoholocaust" hits and Sara Del Rey and Mercedes Martinez make their way to the ring.)
David: Sara Del Rey came close to becoming the Ladies' Champion last week before Shadow got up to her usual tricks, and she was one of the first to inquire about the status of the belt tonight.
Dick: Mercedes is also looking for more opportunities here in MECCA, and she and Del Rey should make a pretty strong team in this match.
(FINISH: Del Rey gives Shadow the Royal Butterfly Powerslam, but before she can cover, Coquette and Magenta pull her out of the ring. They fight with her on the outside, but Mercedes dives through the ropes with a tope, taking them all down. Lisa gives Heather the Clockstopper in the ring, but Zoe ducks a clothesline and plants her with the Zoetrope. Shadow breaks up the cover, and ducks a right hand, rolling her up with a cradle and hooking the tights for the three count.)
Winners: Shadow and Lisa Letty
David: The House of Lords pull out the victory after some of the usual shady tactics from Shadow, who didn't get caught this time.
Dick: She wants to show Katie Piehl that she still deserves to be Ladies' Champion, but I'm not sure that was the best way to do it.
David: We'll be right back with more action as Kevin Stone teams with Bryan Danielson to take on the Pyro Twins!
(Backstage, Jay and Mark Briscoe are in the locker room.)
Mark: Man, Jay, tonight you got a shot at the World Title! You can be a double champion just like that buckeye bastard Nykk. You need to go out there and show all these people what I already know. The Briscoes are winners, and it's time for you to man up!
Jay: You think I need to man up?
Mark: You know it. Man up! When you get out there...
(Matt Sydal and Delirious enter.)
Sydal: Sorry to interrupt, guys, but as I'm sure you saw, last week we earned a shot at the MECCA Tag Team Championship. Jay, good luck tonight, but regardless of whether you win or not, you have to deal with the two of us, and we're taking our title shot at Melee on March 22.
Jay: You want the big title shot at the PPV? That's fine, you boys got it. Bring it in Atlanta.
Sydal: Just remember, we already beat you guys when we were champions. Come Melee, the belts are finally coming back to us.
(Sydal leaves, and Delirious crawls over to the Briscoes.)
Delirious: Benabahala. Melee. Akto. Sydal and Delirious. Belak. Briscoes. Man up! Bah!
(Delirious scurries away.)
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Burning Times" hits and the Pyro Twins make their way to the ring.)
David: We've got tag team action here, and we now know that it will be Sydal and Delirious vs. The Briscoes for the tag titles at Melee, but after that, it's anybody's ball game.
Dick: The Pyro Twins have unfinished business with the Briscoes, and now the belts will be on the line should they face them.
("The Final Countdown" hits and Bryan Danielson and Kevin Stone make their way to the ring.)
David: Danielson and Stone have come close to tag gold before, and they may be thinking that now will be a ripe opportunity to establish themselves once again and go after the Briscoes.
Dick: They have to get through this roadblock that is the Pyro Twins, however. They better realize they're in for a fight tonight.
(FINISH: The Pyro Twins go for Final Darkness on Danielson, but Stone spears Dusty and Danielson hits Jay with a roaring forearm. He gives him a Regalplex for a two count, and Stone whips Dusty into the ropes. He lifts him for the Stone Cutter, but Dusty escapes and forearms Stone. He goes for a teardrop suplex, but Stone escapes and pushes him into a European uppercut from Danielson. Danielson picks up Jay and elevates him for a Stone Cutter from Kevin. He covers and gets the three count.)
Winners: Bryan Danielson and Kevin Stone
David: Danielson and Stone win it decisively, and this will not sit well for the House of Lords, or their plans for the tag titles!
Dick: Danielson and Stone will certainly be looking into any tag title opportunities, and if they can keep up big wins like this, they'll deserve it.
(As Danielson and Stone exit, Tristan Lee comes down to the ring and gets a mic.)
David: Wait a minute, what's Tristan Lee doing out here? He and his brother Austin were successful earlier against the Surgeons and managed to fight off the entire Consulate in the process.
Tristan: I've never asked for much, only that I be left alone and allowed to pursue my dreams in my own way. Nana, you should have listened when I said no the first time, and Chan, I put my trust in you and you betrayed me for money. And if you think I'll let you get away with that, you're dafter than I thought. So I'm demanding a one on one match, and I want it at Melee!
Dick: A challenge laid down for March 22!
(Prince Nana comes out onto the stage with a mic.)
Nana: Hold on just one minute, my friend. You want to continue to get in our business after what we have been doing? It is none of my business if it is your dream to be destroyed. Jamie Chan is in the back right now, getting iced up after your vicious attack earlier, but do not worry. He will be in Atlanta for Melee, and your challenge is accepted. But I would watch your back if I were you.
(Nana leaves.)
David: Another match confirmed for Melee, as Tristan Lee will take on Jamie Chan in a big grudge match. We'll be right back with our World Title main event!
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Gimme Back My Bullets" hits and Jay Briscoe makes his way to the ring.)
David: One half of the MECCA Tag Team Champions, Jay and Mark won those belts two weeks ago by beating Nykk and Fox in Indianapolis. Jay pinned Nykk in that match and requested a title shot, and Katie Piehl gave it to him as a result of him getting on the Contender Star last week.
Dick: Can Jay withstand the pressure of holding two titles? It got to Nykk after only a month, and the Briscoes have Sydal and Delirious to worry about at Melee.
("Destroy" hits and Nykk makes his way to the ring.)
David: The MECCA World Champion has the 6MA winner, Anubis, to worry about at the MECCA Challenge IV should he get past Jay tonight. The leader of the House of Lords has been in top form lately despite losing the tag titles.
Dick: Nykk has done what he could over the last few months to keep the House of Lords a relevant threat in MECCA, and he's even stronger now that he has that World Title.
Jared: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Go Time main event, and it is for the MECCA World Championship! Introducing first, the challenger... from Sandyfort, Delaware, and weighing in at 210 lbs... he is one half of the MECCA Tag Team Champions... Jaaay Briscoooooe! His opponent... from Bellbrook, Ohio, and weighing in at 225 lbs... he is representing the House of Lords, and he is the current reigning and defending MECCA World Heavyweight Champion... Nyyyyyyykk!
(FINISH: Nykk goes for Howling Moon II, but Jay escapes and pushes him into the ropes. He lifts Nykk in a military press and drives him down with a DVD. He goes to the top rope, but Nykk gets to his feet and intercepts him. He goes up and tries the Nykkochet, but Jay blocks it. He hits a sitout gourdbuster from the top and covers Nykk for a close two count. He signals for the Jay Driller and sets it up, but Nykk drops to a knee and lifts Jay into a fireman's carry, hitting the rolling Samoan Drop. He goes for the Cedarleaf, but Jay rolls Nykk through, and he charges right into a big boot. He goes for the Jay Driller and lifts Nykk, but he escapes behind him and hits the Trinity. He bridges on the dragon suplex, but Jay barely kicks out. He whips Jay into the corner, but Jay reverses and hits a charging clothesline. He goes for the half-and-half, but Nykk escapes and floors Jay with a roaring polish hanmer. He picks him up and gives him Howling Moon III, covering for the three count.)
Winner: Nykk
David: Nykk beats Jay Briscoe, but what a fight one half of the tag champs put up in there.
Dick: That flurry from Nykk was just too much for Jay, but he's still on the Contender Star, so there could be more opportunities for him in the future.
(Nykk stands over Jay with the belt and says that he was a fool for thinking he could take the title from him. He starts slapping Jay around, and then prepares to hit him with the belt, but Mark runs out and jumps in the ring. They slug it out, and Nykk whips Mark into the ropes. Mark slides beneath his legs and hits him with some thrusts to the throat and then with a leg lariat to the back of the head. He throws him at Jay, who sets Nykk up for the Jay Driller. Mark goes to the outside and springboards in, driving Nykk into the mat. The Briscoes hug and then leave the ring.)
David: Mark Briscoe wasn't about to stand by and let Nykk attack his brother after the match, and they have just laid out the MECCA World Champion. The Briscoes have a big match coming up against...
Katie: Hey, Nykk!
(Katie Piehl comes out onto the stage with the mic, as Nykk staggers to his feet in the ring.)
Katie: Nykk! I told you once that I'm not playing when I say I want to get rid of the House of Lords, and I will stop at nothing to get that title off of you. Jay couldn't get past you tonight, but we've got one more pay-per-view before the MECCA Challenge, and since you're still the champion, that means you'll be defending the title that night. And since there is no challenger lined up right now, I decided the best way to go is just to draw a name out of a hat. It's a little unconventional, but sometimes it works. Just ask Ron Simmons.
(A stagehand comes up with a hat, and Katie draws a piece of paper.)
Katie: So, at Melee, in Atlanta, you will be defending the World Title against... Eddie Crowe!
(Nykk throws a tantrum and demands a mic.)
David: Eddie Crowe, the Toughman Champion! I can think of no one who deserves a rematch for the belt than the longest reigning MECCA Champion in history!
Nykk: Hold on a minute, Katie. We have a Contender Star for a reason. It prevents random events like this from happening. As the World Champion, I have some say in the matchmaking if I feel I'm being treated unfairly, and I demand that you draw another name from that hat right now!
Katie: You want me to draw another name? Well, you're right, that is a little unfair, so just this once, I'm going to acquiesce to your wishes. (draws another name) So your opponent in your title match at Melee will be... Eddie Crowe! What? Another one? All right... (draws a name) the man you will be facing is the guy you and Fox screwed out of the MECCA Championship almost a year ago, Eddie Crowe! As you can see, Nykk, every name in this hat says Eddie Crowe, and I've already spoken with him and he's agreed to this. You will defend that title against him at Melee, or I swear I will strip you of that belt just like I did Shadow. I'll see you at Melee!
(Katie Piehl exits as Nykk seethes in the ring.)
Dick: Katie Piehl just laid down the law, and basically said that Nykk's going to have to do what she wants, and what she wants is for him to lose that MECCA Championship.
David: Eddie Crowe vs. Nykk will happen at Melee, and we have one more Go Time to go, fans. We'll see you next week!