Rundown Results:
Bryan Danielson b. Matt Stryker
Coquette/Magenta b. Martinez/Alexander
Allison Danger b. Heather Star
Tristan Lee b. Kavian
Anubis b. John Walters
("Planet Hell" opening.)
David: MECCA has come back to Chicago, Illinois, as we present Go Time! I'm David Mills, along with Dick Broccoli, and tonight the Ladies' Title will be on the line as Shadow defends against Sara Del Rey!
Dick: And we understand that Alan Mayse is finally going to make his challenge for the Toughman Title.
David: Plus we'll hear from the new MECCA Tag Team Champions, Jay and Mark Briscoe!
("Dead is the New Alive" hits and Kavian makes his way to the ring, along with Medea Knight.)
David: Here comes one half of the newest team in MECCA, Bloodlust, as Kavian will compete in singles action tonight.
Dick: His partner didn't last too long against the Wild Wolf last week, but maybe he'll do a bit better.
("Pajamarama" hits and Huh makes his way to the ring.)
David: Huh had better stay focused on this match, and not the fact that he has been chasing Joey Sprinklers for weeks now trying to get him into a match, and Joey has yet to accept.
Dick: Huh desperately wants some payback for all the months of teaming, traveling and I hear on one sad occasion, sharing a hotel room with Joey.
(FINISH: Kavian hits a flapjack and then goes for a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Huh ends up landing on top of him instead, and then goes up for the moonsault. Kavian moves out of the way and bounces off the ropes. Huh sidesteps a kick and hits a jawbreaker. He gives Kavian a sitout gourdbuster and covers for the three count.)
Winner: Huh
David: Huh wins it, and Kavian may want to stick to tag team wrestling for now.
Dick: Huh is a seasoned competitor here in MECCA despite his tendency to be a little clumsy, and Kavian is still new here so it's not that surprising.
(Huh gets a mic.)
Huh: For weeks, Joey Sprinklers, you've been running from me. But this is MECCA, the home of the tough, and if you're not tough enough to face me, then you don't deserve to be here! I want you in this ring and I want it to happen in Atlanta at Melee! Accept my challenge if you've got the guts.
David: Well, Huh just issued a formal challenge to Joey Sprinklers, and we'll see if he responds at some point tonight. We'll be right back with a word from the Briscoes!
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, Katie Piehl is standing in the ring and "Gimme Back My Bullets" hits. The Briscoes make their way to the ring.)
David: Katie Piehl is very proud of the fact that the Briscoes were finally able to get the MECCA Tag Team Championship away from Nykk and Fox when they beat them in the middle of the ring last week.
Dick: Jay and Mark have been chasing those titles since they got here, and it's been a week of celebration for the brothers from Sandyfort, Delaware.
Katie: Jay, Mark, congratulations on your victory last week and becoming the new MECCA Tag Team Champions! I knew when I brought you guys in last summer that you were the ones who could finally end the House of Lords' dominance over the tag titles, and you have proven me right.
Jay: Thank you, Katie, and House of Lords... we told you boys to man up, and you did that in a big way last week. But Mark and I are the best tag team in the entire world, and now we've got the belts to prove it!
Mark: And Pyro Twins, don't think we're done with you boys. Way back at Scared Stiff, you beat us in the middle of the ring, and we got our payback by beating you at Ignition. But we definitely want one more match to settle up, and now that we've got these belts, we expect to be hearing from you real soon.
Jay: But in the meantime, there is one more thing I want to address. When we beat Nykk and Fox last week and won the titles, something else happened. I'm the one who got the win over Nykk. I pinned the MECCA World Heavyweight Champion. So Nykk, as far as I'm concerned, you don't have to worry about making it to the MECCA Challenge, because I consider myself the number one contender to the World Title, and I want a shot so that I can be the one to face Anubis in the main event!
Katie: I think that you and Nykk for the World Title sounds like a wonderful idea, Jay. And since I can make that happen, I believe that...
("Third Reich from the Sun" hits and Nykk and Ronin Fox make their way onto the stage. Nykk has a mic.)
Nykk: Hold on one minute here, Katie. MECCA was and is built on a contender system that makes sense. If you want me to put my title on the line, you're going to have to come up with a challenger that is actually relevant in singles competition. Notwithstanding the fact that they cheated their way to the top and stole our belts last week, Jay Briscoe, you have not earned a shot at this belt. You aren't even on the Contender Star!
Katie: Nykk, you are so right, but videotape evidence tells the truth, and it did seem that your shoulders were pinned to the mat by Jay last week. With that said, Jay, you are not on the Contender Star. However, I am giving you an opponent tonight, someone who is on the Contender Star, and if you can win, then I'm making the main event for next week right now. It will be Nykk vs. Jay Briscoe with the MECCA World Championship on the line!
Jay: Katie, I accept that offer, and Nykk, you better...
(The Pyro Twins suddenly enter from the crowd and attack the Briscoes from behind. They fight back, but Nykk and Fox make their way down to the ring and help them put the boots to the Briscoes. After a few moments, Delirious and Matt Sydal run to the ring, with Delirious carrying two chairs. He throws them into the ring, and the House of Lords takes a powder. As Nykk backs up the ramp, Katie Piehl gets back in the ring with the mic.)
Katie: We're so wrapped up in the title picture, I almost forgot that we have new tag champs and they need to defend their belts. So Nykk, Fox, if you want your rematch for the titles, why don't you come back out here in the main event. Because a tag title shot for Melee will be on the line tonight, and you two will be taking on these gentlemen... Delirious and Matt Sydal!
(Nykk and Fox say that's fine, they can beat Delirious and Sydal again easily. The House of Lords exits the arena.)
David: A big tag team main event tonight! Delirious and Sydal vs. Nykk and Fox. Who will challenge the Briscoes at Melee?
(Katie signals to the back, and "Hit That" hits and Joey Sprinklers skateboards his way to the ring.)
David: Well, here comes Jay Briscoe's opponent. Somehow Joey Sprinklers is on the Contender Star, but he's putting his spot on the line right here.
Dick: We still haven't heard if Joey accepts Huh's challenge or not.
(FINISH: Joey hits a back suplex and signals for Da Sprinklanator. He gets Jay up, but gets kneed in the face. Jay goes for the Jay Driller, but Joey counters with a hurricanrana, sending Jay into the middle rope. Joey tries to jump down across the head, but Jay moves and Joey crotches himself. Still on the ropes, Jay kicks the middle rope up into Joey's groin, and then delivers the Jay Driller, getting the three count.)
Winner: Jay Briscoe
David: Jay wins it, and we have a main event for next week as Jay Briscoe will challenge Nykk for the World Title!
Dick: Nykk is not getting an easy road to the MECCA Challenge IV, as Katie Piehl is obsessed with getting all the titles away from the House of Lords.
David: We'll be right back with our Ladies' Title match, as Shadow defends against the American Angel Sara Del Rey!
(Commercial Break)
(Backstage, Katie Piehl is in the office.)
Katie: Real quick, fans, before we return to the action... I'm sure many of you saw what took place last week with the Necro Butcher, and I must stress that we cannot allow that type of behavior to continue here in MECCA. Both Necro and his handler have been reprimanded, and at this time the Necro Butcher has been suspended as a result of his actions last week and since he first appeared here in MECCA. Thank you and enjoy the rest of the show.
(In the arena, "Alcoholocaust" hits and Sara Del Rey makes her way to the ring.)
David: Here we go with our Ladies' Title Match, as the American Angel looks to capitalize off her momentum defeating Lisa Letty last week and take another title away from the House of Lords.
Dick: She has been training hard all week for this opportunity, including with her mentor Bryan Danielson, who knows a thing about taking away titles from the House of Lords.
("Gangsta Bitch" hits and Shadow makes her way to the ring.)
David: Shadow is not happy about this match taking place, as she realizes that Del Rey outclasses her in virtually every way, except maybe the cheating.
Dick: Shadow is in for the fight of her life in this one, and she's in a must-win situation. Katie Piehl has stated unless this match has a clean finish, she is stripping Shadow of the Ladies' Title.
(FINISH: Del Rey whips Shadow into the ropes and puts her head down. Shadow kicks her in the face and goes for the Interceptor, but Sara blocks it and takes her down with a big boot. She bounces off the ropes to deliver two more big boots and then puts Shadow into the Royal Butterfly. She tries taking her over with the powerslam, but Shadow hooks her feet on the ropes. As the ref separates them, Shadow thumbs Del Rey in the eye. The ref checks on her, and Shadow produces a pair of brass knuckles from her tights. The ref sees her and takes them away, but Shadow pulls a chain out of her boot. She wraps it around her fist, but she's not fast enough and nails Sara right after the ref turns back around. She calls for the bell as Shadow drops the chain in surprise.)
Winner: Sara Del Rey
David: Shadow got caught, and she's been disqualified once again! Sara Del Rey isn't the champion, but that belt has been vacated!
Dick: Shadow tried to pull a fast one to get by Del Rey, but it backfired big time.
(Katie Piehl storms out to the ring and grabs a mic as Shadow hugs the title to her chest, sensing what's coming.)
Katie: Shadow, I told you I wasn't having this anymore! Don't even try to explain, because I made sure you knew the deal last week! Ms. Alvarado, please remove the belt from the former champion. As of now, I'm declaring the MECCA Ladies' Championship vacant!
(Referee Nikki Alvarado tries to take the belt from Shadow, but she holds on. As Shadow struggles, Katie grabs the belt away from both of them. Shadow tries to go after her, but Alvarado holds her back.)
David: For the first time in MECCA history, a title has been declared vacant. One can only imagine how we're going to crown a new Ladies' Champion. We'll be right back with more MECCA action!
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Lava" hits and Matt Stryker makes his way to the ring, along with Prince Nana.)
David: We're back with the Consulate in action, as Matt Stryker, one half of the Surgeons, is ready for singles action.
Dick: Nana was very happy with his guys' performance as a unit in the Six Man Apocalypse, even though they didn't win. He has to feel his Ghanaian Consulate is coming together nicely.
("Ballroom Blitz" hits and Tristan Lee makes his way to the ring.)
David: Tristan Lee is out for revenge after being turned on by the newest member of the Consulate, Jamie Chan, during their tag match. He couldn't get him in a match here tonight, so he has to settle for Stryker.
Dick: Austin and Tristan Lee were both jumped by the Consulate last week, and you have to think that Austin will be keeping his eye out for any trouble from Nana's extras.
(FINISH: Shortly into the match, Tristan escapes a Stryker Driver and hits a release German suplex. He gets up and signals for the cross legged brainbuster, but suddenly "Pump It Up" from PCU hits and Ryan and Robbie make their way onto the stage, each pulling a pallet from the opposite side. On the pallets are several other men and several hot looking women, as well as beer kegs.)
David: What the hell is this? That's Ryan and Robbie up there, but we have a match going on. Is this the Epsilon Epsilon Epsilon fraternity that they were rushing for last week?
(EEE make their way down to the ring, and when the ref protests, he gets tossed out of the ring by Robbie as Ryan gets a mic.)
Winner: No Contest
Ryan: This is the wrestling fraternity of Epsilon Epsilon Epsilon, and we have just turned this ring into our own personal frat party! You can see our lovely sorority sisters here... but let me introduce you to the main crew. Of course, you all know the idea man, the guy who put all this together, Robbie!
(He puts his arm around a chubby man, who is chugging a cup of beer.)
Ryan: This party animal is none other than Cubby!
(He points to a black man who is dancing with a couple of the sorority sisters.)
Ryan: In another life, he sold concessions and now according to the ladies, he is the concession. This is Omar!
(A short guy drunkenly stumbles into Ryan.)
Ryan: And of course, the high-flying wonder himself, Gary! And of course I'm Ryan, your party host, the blue chipper of EEE, one of the co-founders and the guy...
(Tristan interrupts Ryan's promo to tell him to get lost, that he's ruining his match. Ryan signals to Cubby, and he forearms Tristan from behind. He goes down, and EEE pounces on him as sorority sisters scatter. Robbie gets one of the beer kegs and slams it down across Tristan's back. However, Austin Lee suddenly runs out with a chair, and EEE scatters. Austin throws it at Robbie, who is regrouping everyone in the aisle. Austin checks on his brother.)
David: The grand entrance of EEE was not enough to stand up against Austin Lee and a chair. You can't just interrupt this program to throw a party in the middle of the ring.
(Stryker and Nana get back in the ring and attack Austin from behind. Jamie Chan and John Walters run out to join them, and they beat down Austin Lee. Chan puts him in the Chan Lock, and Nana bounces off the ropes, dropping his elbow on Austin's back. Walters grabs the chair and slams it into Austin's back twice before officials come out to stop them.)
David: And look at that, once again the Consulate have attacked from behind, and the Lees are left laying.
Dick: Tristan came into this match expecting some payback, but I don't think any of us thought we would see the debut of EEE disrupt things.
David: We'll be back with our main event. Nykk and Ronin Fox battle Matt Sydal and Delirious to be the number one contenders to the MECCA Tag Team Championship!
(Backstage, Cynric barges into the House of Lords dressing room. He finds Nykk lacing up his boots.)
Nykk: Hey, Cynric! It's good to see you conscious after that beating your brother gave...
Cynric: You shut the hell up! Where is he?
Nykk: Fox is busy at the moment. If you have something to say to him, you can say it in front of all of us.
(The Pyro Twins enter the room and cross their arms, standing behind Nykk. But before Cynric can speak, Fox emerges from the showers, dressed to wrestle.)
Fox: No, it's okay, Nykk. Cynric, I already embarrassed you in front of our family, came this close to ending your career and you still haven't taken the hint. What's up, former brother?
Cynric: Yeah, you embarrassed me in front of our own mother. You beat me down far beyond what was necessary in winning a match, and scarred her emotionally perhaps for life. For that, I will never forgive you, but I will be damned if that's the last note I go out on. I'm here because I want you on MECCA's biggest stage in Los Angeles... April 26... and I want you in THE match in MECCA... the MECCA Challenge!
Fox: You and me... in the MECCA Challenge? Will this get you out of my business once and for all? In that case, I accept and trust me, Mark, what I'll have in store for you will make Bloody Valentine seem like a walk in the park.
Nykk: Hey, you know you don't have to wait until then, Fox. We have Melee coming up, you know.
Fox: Yeah... I'm going to have to think of something real special for you in the meantime, Cynric.
Cynric: All I wanted was you and me in the MECCA Challenge, where there will be no backing down, no sneak attacks, and no family members to watch me cripple you for life. Jim, I would leave it all in the ring if I were you, because that's exactly where your soul will leave your body!
(Cynric shoves past the Pyro Twins and exits the locker room.)
(Commercial Break)
(Backstage, Bill Bicknell is with Alan Mayse.)
Bill: Alan, for weeks you've been attacking your rival Eddie Crowe, and making a lot of noise about challenging for the Toughman Title. When are you going to make it official?
(Eddie Crowe enters.)
Alan: Whoa, whoa there, Eddie, settle down.
Eddie: I want to know that too, Mayse. Please enlighten us all on when I can rip you limb from limb in front of the world, because I'm getting sick of getting attacked from behind and I'm going to settle this once and for all.
Alan: I was just getting to that, Eddie. Next week, you and me for the Toughman Title. It's official now... hey...
(Eddie advances on him, and Alan steps out of the shot.)
Eddie: You see, Bill, when you stand up to the bullies, they always back down. Alan, I know you can still hear me even if you are down the hall now. Next week, you and I hook it up with my Toughman Title on the line and I'm going to school you on just what a goddamn champion is.
(In the arena, "Third Reich from the Sun" hits and Nykk and Ronin Fox make their way to the ring.)
David: Here we go with our number one contenders' match for the MECCA Tag Team Championship! Of course, Nykk's double title reign came to a crashing halt last week against the Briscoes, and on top of that, next week he will be putting his World Title on the line against the man that pinned him, Jay Briscoe!
Dick: And now Ronin Fox is without a title, and he desperately wants to get back in the hunt. However, he may have bigger problems as we saw he accepted his brother's challenge for the MECCA Challenge match on April 26.
("Hybrid Stigmata" hits and Delirious and Matt Sydal make their way to the ring.)
David: This will be a rematch from December 12, when Delirious and Sydal lost the tag titles to the duo of Nykk and Fox, and they never did receive a rematch for those belts.
Dick: They have the chance to rectify that right here tonight if they can get past these two, and we've seen the Briscoes and Sydal and Delirious tie it up before. What a match that would be.
(FINISH: Delirious goes for the Chemical Imbalance #2 on Fox, but Nykk clips the knee and Fox lands on top of him, getting a two count. Nykk tells Fox to go to the top rope for the Dead End. He puts Delirious on his shoulders and Fox goes up, but Sydal crotches him on the top turnbuckle. Delirious gives Nykk a reverse rana and tags Sydal as Nykk staggers back into the corner. Sydal hits a flying knee strike and then sends Nykk to the outside with an enzugiri. Delirious dives through the ropes with a tope, taking out Nykk. Fox goes for the Tail End on Sydal, but he gets set back on his feet and Sydal hits a snapmare driver, rolling him up with a 3/4 nelson for a close two count. He goes for the Slice, but Fox escapes and kicks Sydal, hitting a stump piledriver. He covers for a two count, and then signals for the Tail End once again. However, he gets thrown off once again, and Delirious comes off the top rope with Shadows Over Hell. Sydal dives into Delirious, who lifts him wheelbarrow style and throws him over backwards for a moonsault onto Fox. Sydal covers and gets the three count as Delirious baseball slides into Nykk.)
Winners: Matt Sydal and Delirious
David: Sydal and Delirious are victorious, and they've just earned themselves a shot at the Briscoes!
Dick: What a match we've just witnessed, and these fans in Chicago are going nuts for Delirious and Sydal.
David: We'll see you next week on Go Time with Nykk vs. Jay Briscoe for the World Title and much more. Until then, fans!