Rundown Results:
Mark Briscoe/Sydal b. Stryker/Reno
Leach/Martinez b. Coquette/Magenta
Bryan Danielson b. Ryan Andrews
Jamie Chan b. Tristan Lee
Pyro Twins b. Jay Briscoe/Delirious
("Neocon" opening.)
David: MECCA has returned to Cleveland, Ohio, just before we head to New York City for No Regrets. But before that, it's Go Time! I'm David Mills, along with Dick Broccoli, and the main event tonight will pit the participants in the Four Way Dance for the World Title against each other in a tag team match. Anubis teams with the World Champ Bryan Danielson against Cynric and Alan Mayse.
Dick: Also, the Ladies' Title will be on the line as Shadow defends against Sara Del Rey, the American Angel.
David: Plus the Briscoes will gear up for the Three Way Dance for the tag titles in three days when they take on Huh and Joey Sprinklers and the UK Wrecking Crew in a Triangle Match.
("On the Speedway" hits and Jamie Chan makes his way to the ring.)
David: We're kicking things off with Jamie Chan, who we understand in the wake of the Toughman Gauntlet that was supposed to take place last week and didn't, made his claim for a Toughman Title shot, and he'll now be going against the Wild Wolf at No Regrets.
Dick: Chan won the Stiff Strike Challenge last month, and he's looking to capitalize on that victory.
("Ballroom Blitz" hits and Tristan Lee makes his way to the ring.)
David: Tristan Lee scored a big win last week as he got the pin over Ronin Fox in that tag match, leading to victory for he and his brother.
Dick: This will be a rematch from Rundown, where Chan managed to come out on top, but I would imagine if Tristan wins tonight and Chan goes on to defeat the Wild Wolf, he'll be the first to challenge for the Toughman Title.
(FINISH: Tristan ducks under a spinning heel kick and manages to hit a back heel kick of his own. He jumps to the second turnbuckle and vaults backwards into a flying bodypress, but Chan gives him the spinning heel kick in midair. He goes to the top and tries the Falling Dragon, but Lee rolls out of the way. Chan lands on his feet and rolls, then dropkicks Tristan in the knee. He goes down and Chan applies the Chan Lock to get a submission.)
Winner: Jamie Chan
David: Chan wins another one, and he's definitely looking to be a tough challenge for the Wild Wolf this Saturday.
Dick: What an event No Regrets is going to be, and even now there are still quite a few spots on the card available, and we understand several matches will be made tonight, and speaking of that, Bill Bicknell is standing by with Eddie Crowe.
(Backstage, Bill Bicknell is with Eddie Crowe.)
Bill: Eddie, last week you were once again jumped by the House of Lords, and though your partner Kevin Stone couldn't make it tonight, we were told you have a message for your attackers.
Eddie: That's right, Bill, I have made it my personal mission from this point on to make the House of Lords' lives a living hell, and it starts with you, Joey Sprinklers. You want to drive me down into a steel chair? You wouldn't dare touch me if you didn't have three others backing you up. I say show up in NYC. Leave your buddies in the back. We'll see how long it takes for me to destroy you.
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Problems" hits and Andy Nathans and Jack Fletcher make their way to the ring.)
David: We just had the first of our potential matches made for No Regrets before the break, as Eddie Crowe has challenged Joey Sprinklers one on one.
Dick: No doubt Eddie is still feeling that Sprinklanator on the chair last week.
("Hit That" hits and Joey Sprinklers and Huh make their way to the ring.)
David: I can't imagine Kevin Stone not making some sort of similar challenge if he were here this week, but two ambushes in two weeks have taken their toll on the big man and he has been given the night off.
Dick: And Joey Sprinklers had better be looking over his shoulder for Eddie Crowe.
(Joey gets a mic.)
Joey: So Eddie wants ta challenge me to a match at No Regrets? I'm Joey Sprinklers! I never back down from anybody, and Eddie, once I beat ya I can finally break away from this hump of a partna and go on to bigger and betta things! So bring it to No Regrets, cause I got some knee breakin' to do!
("Gimme Back My Bullets" hits and the Briscoes make their way to the ring.)
David: Jay and Mark Briscoe are going to No Regrets to finally settle this three-way rivalry with the Pyro Twins and Delirious and Matt Sydal, all in the name of finally becoming the tag team champs.
Dick: They plan on warming up for this match by competing right here in a Triangle Match on Go Time, but they're up against a formidable team and Huh and Joey.
(FINISH: Joey hits Da Sprinklanator on Mark and covers, but Fletcher breaks up the pin. He takes Joey to the ropes, but Huh charges with a shoulderblock, taking all three of them through the ropes and to the floor. Nathans whips Jay into the ropes, but Jay reverses and kicks him in the midsection. Mark goes to the outside, and they hit the Spike Jay Driller. Mark covers and gets the three count.)
Winners: The Briscoes
David: The Briscoes are looking strong heading into their tag title opportunity at No Regrets, and what a match that should be.
Dick: All three of those teams have been wrestling each other in tag team matches, Triangle Matches and singles matches for months. Now the question of who truly deserves to be champions will be settled.
(As Joey and Huh jaw with the Briscoes from the floor, the Pyro Twins enter the ring from the crowd and attack from behind. Dusty gives Mark a teardrop suplex, and they give Jay Briscoe Final Darkness. However, Delirious and Sydal run down to the ring, clotheslining Huh and Joey as they go. Sydal slides in first and gets pounded by the Pyro Twins. He gets whipped into the ropes and lifted into the air, but counters with a hurricanrana on Dusty as Jay Crowe gets BAM! from Delirious. The Pyro Twins roll out of the ring as Sydal and Delirious help the Briscoes up. Suddenly, Mark pulls Delirious in and gives him a head and arm suplex, and Jay Briscoe whips Sydal into the ropes, delivering a big boot.)
David: There are no friends in this one, even if Delirious and Sydal did come out to assist the Briscoes. It's all about those tag team titles, and it goes down this Saturday at No Regrets in NYC.
(Backstage, Bill Bicknell is with the Wild Wolf.)
Bill: Wild Wolf, as Toughman Champion you have to be ready to defend the title against anybody who wants a shot. One man has stepped forward for No Regrets, and his name is Jamie Chan.
Wolf: True, Jamie Chan is a fine competitor, but I seriously doubt that he has the toughness to take this from me. Chan, I've worked long and hard to win my first singles title, and there is no way I'm losing it this quickly to the likes of you. I remember just earlier this year, when you sought to help bring sports entertainment to MECCA and me and my partner fought against you. Well, karma is a bitch, and at No Regrets you will be hit with it in full force. And then when my partner Anubis wins the World Title, you'll be looking at the most dominant tandem in MECCA history, whether we're together or alone.
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Alcoholocaust" hits and Sara Del Rey makes her way to the ring.)
David: We're set for our Ladies' Title match here on Go Time, and Sara Del Rey has been waiting a long time for this one.
Dick: Finally, the American Angel gets another shot at the Ladies' Title, and of course you know the Ladies' Title is the only belt the House of Lords have left, so Katie Piehl would love to see a title change right here tonight.
("Gangsta Bitch" hits and Shadow makes her way to the ring.)
David: The Ladies' Champion won the title for a third time back at Scared Stiff when she beat Shelirious, aka Daizee Haze.
Dick: This will be her first defense of that title, and it's against one of the toughest women on the MECCA roster.
(FINISH: Del Rey ducks under the Interceptor and hits a German suplex with a bridge for at two count. She then puts Shadow in the Royal Butterfly as Lisa Letty runs down to ringside. She slides in and catches Shadow as Sara takes her over with the powerslam, putting her back on her feet. Del Rey tries to get at Lisa as the ref separates them. Shadow takes a chain out of her boot and wraps it around her fist. She spins Sara around and nails her in the face with it as the ref is distracted. She throws the chain out of the ring and covers Del Rey, getting the three count.)
Winner: Shadow
David: No! Del Rey had the match won until Lisa Letty came out here. Once again, the House of Lords has screwed someone out of a title.
Dick: We know that when Shadow is the Ladies' Champion, she will use any means to keep possession of that title, and that's exactly what we saw tonight.
(Shadow gets a mic as Lisa shoves the ref down and starts stomping on Del Rey.)
Shadow: Why do you even bother, Sara? This belt is mine, and I just did what no one thought I could do and beat the mighty American Angel! Where's your girl Naomi? You think she wants any of this? I don't think she's...
(Naomi Leach runs down and slides into the ring. She tackles Shadow and hits her with rights, but Lisa comes over to put a stop to it. She and Shadow beat down Naomi, but after a few moments Daizee Haze runs out. Lisa attacks her as she comes in and tries to whip her into the ropes, but Daizee reverses and pulls her in to hit the Mind Trip. She goes after Shadow, but Shadow begs off and slides out of the ring. Daizee gets a mic as Naomi gets to her feet. Officials come out to tend to Sara Del Rey.)
Daizee: Naomi... I don't really know you, but I think that anyone who hates the House of Lords is a friend to me. And since I'm sure this is the last we'll be seeing of a Shadow title defense for as long as she can avoid it, that means that none of us have anything going on for No Regrets. So what I'm asking you, is how about you team with me against those two?
Naomi: Daizee, it would be an honor to team with you, if those two bitches have the guts to accept.
(Shadow and Lisa nod their approval from the aisle, and Shadow holds up the belt, saying she'll take on anyone.)
David: We have another match for No Regrets. Ladies' tag action will see Daizee Haze and Naomi Leach take on Lisa Letty and Shadow! We'll be right back with more MECCA action.
(Commercial Break)
(Backstage, Bill Bicknell is standing by with Nykk and Ronin Fox.)
Bill: Nykk, Fox, last week you two were embarrassed in your old stomping grounds of Dayton when the Lee Brothers, Austin and Tristan, beat you in the middle of the ring. I understand you have a message for them.
Nykk: Austin and Tristan Lee, two of the best that London has to offer. Tristan, you're nothing more than a nuisance, a fly buzzing around my head, a boil on my butt! And Austin, I thought I saw the last of you long ago, but it looks like you want another round. Well, after last week I'm inclined to give you the fight you're so desperately looking for. So I got the match signed for No Regrets: a rematch between you and us. And this time, we won't be messing around. We're going to hurt you bad and make you regret ever stepping foot on this side of the Atlantic.
Fox: It's real simple, Austin, you couldn't hang with us then, and you can't hang with us now. We were the dominant force in RCW, and you were always fighting for table scraps. Even though the event is called no regrets, you will rue the day you dragged your brother into this. And after we're done with you... I just want to say good luck to my brother, and Alan as well, but if either of them don't win the World Title... I'm telling you right now, Danielson, you'll be seeing me again.
(In the arena, "Pajamarama" hits and Huh makes his way to the ring.)
David: Another tag match has been signed for No Regrets, a rematch from last week's classic between the Lee Brothers and Nykk and Ronin Fox. Right now, Huh is out here to make an impact.
Dick: His regular partner Joey already has his match against Eddie Crowe at No Regrets, and I guess Huh wants to sort of follow in his footsteps, even if he has wrestled already tonight.
(Huh gets a mic.)
Huh: Joey, there's no way you're showing me up. And I don't think you're beating Eddie Crowe either! But I can. I'm main event status! And I'm going to prove it right here tonight. So anyone in the back who wants to try and prove me wrong, get out here so I can kick your ass back through that curtain!
("The Way I Am" hits and Austin Lee makes his way to the ring.)
David: I don't know about this one, Huh. Austin Lee is way higher on the totem pole, and he still has to be seething over that attack from Nykk and Fox last week, even if he did beat them in a tag team match later.
Dick: He may be looking to take out some of that aggression on Huh right here.
(FINISH: Lee whips Huh into the corner and charges, but Huh gets a boot up. He goes for a bulldog, but Lee pushes him into the ropes, delivering a flying kick. He then gives Huh the Degenerate Driver and covers for the three count.)
Winner: Austin Lee
David: Austin Lee disposes of Huh, and now will go on to No Regrets to team with his brother Tristan against Nykk and Ronin Fox.
Dick: So much for Huh's main event status.
David: Austin Lee just made some momentum for himself, but when we come back, it's our tag team main event. The participants in the World Title match at No Regrets go at it as Anubis and Bryan Danielson take on Cynric and Alan Mayse.
(Commercial Break)
(Backstage, Joey Sprinklers comes upon Eddie Crowe in the catering area, and quickly attacks from behind. Eddie fights back, but Joey sends him down with a headbutt and upends a table full of food on top of him. He traps Eddie's body under the table and sits down on it, coming face to face with Eddie.)
Joey: You think I'm some kinda joke, Eddie? Like you're just gonna run over me at No Regrets? I'm a former Toughman Champion. I put my life on the line against Low Ki and came out unscathed. You may be lookin' past me tryin' to get in the title picture and tryin' to get to my boss, but this Saturday I'll show Nykk why I deserve to be in the House of Lords when I take you out for good!
(He smacks Eddie in the face and gets up, walking off. Eddie throws the table off of his body and seethes.)
(In the office, Katie Piehl is standing in front of her desk.)
Katie: Good evening, fans, and before we get to the main event, I just want to make one quick announcement. Most of the card is set for this Saturday, but I do have one more match to add to No Regrets. I'm not going to let Shadow get away with not defending the title like a true champion, like the fans of MECCA expect from their competitors. So Shadow if you want to play dirty, I'll just go ahead and book your next title defense now. You've got your tag match this Saturday, but I'm adding a Four Corners match to determine a number one contender. The participants will be none other than the woman you "beat" tonight, Sara Del Rey... Coquette... her friend Magenta... and the Latina Sensation herself, Mercedes Martinez. And the winner will take you on for the title right here on Go Time in two weeks. Have a nice day, Shadow. And good luck. I think you'll need it to remain the Ladies' Champion.
(In the arena, "Third Reich from the Sun" hits and Alan Mayse and Cynric make their way to the ring.)
David: We've got the card for this Saturday at No Regrets set, as in NYC we will see the Lee Brothers take on Nykk and Ronin Fox. Shadow and Lisa Letty take on Daizee Haze and Naomi Leach. A Three Way Dance for the tag titles as Delirious and Matt Sydal defend against the Pyro Twins and the Briscoes. The Wild Wolf defends the Toughman Title against Jamie Chan, Eddie Crowe takes on Joey Sprinklers and just announced, a Four Corners match to determine a number one contender for the Ladies' Title.
Dick: We've got one half of the Four Way Dance main event for the World Title out here right now as Cynric and Alan Mayse will be friends here, but at No Regrets they'll both be competing for the same prize.
("The Final Countdown" hits and Bryan Danielson and Anubis make their way to the ring.)
David: Likewise, Anubis and Danielson will be against each other as it's every man for himself on Saturday.
Dick: Anubis wants to win his first singles title here in MECCA, but both these men want to keep the belt away from the House of Lords.
(FINISH: Danielson gives Mayse a tiger suplex with a bridge, but Cynric makes the save. Anubis takes Cynric down with a spinebuster and then picks up Mayse. He goes for the Sarcophagus, but Mayse rakes the eyes. He escapes and drops to all fours, allowing Cynric to leap off his back for a modified Lift Off to the back of Anubis's head. He shoots forward into Danielson, taking him down, and then Mayse gives Anubis a Tiger Bomb with Cynric's assistance. Mayse goes for the cover, but Cynric shoves him away and gets the cover and pin himself.)
Winners: Alan Mayse and Cynric
David: The House of Lords picks up the victory, but it looks like Cynric wanted the momentum going into the Four Way Dance, because he just rudely shoved his teammate aside so he could get the three count.
Dick: They may be on the same side, but they both want the same prize and that's the MECCA World Title. There's got to be some friction there.
(Cynric motions to Danielson that he's going to be the new champion, but Danielson tells him that he's the best wrestler in the world and holds the belt up in the aisle. Mayse spins Cynric around and argues with him about the finish.)
David: Mayse is hot, but we're out of time. We'll see you in NYC for No Regrets!