Rundown Results:
Wild Wolf b. Jack Fletcher
Jay Crowe b. Jay Briscoe
Haze/Star b. Coquette/Magenta
Lee Brothers b. Huh/Sprinklers
("Neocon" opening.)
David: It's time for MECCA to take over your television, as we come to you this week from Louisville, Kentucky. It's Go Time! I'm David Mills, alongside Dick Broccoli, and tonight is a big night as two titles will be on the line. Bryan Danielson will defend the MECCA World Title against Jay Crowe, and Matt Sydal and Delirious defend the tag titles against the Briscoes!
Dick: Not only that, but we'll hear from Austin Lee later tonight.
David: We'll also hear from the new Toughman Champion the Wild Wolf, and so much more.
("Fall Behind Me" by the Donnas hits and Naomi Leach makes her way to the ring.)
David: Last week, Naomi Leach showed up out of nowhere and targeted the MECCA Ladies' Champion Shadow. Tonight, she'll make her in-ring debut right here on Go Time.
Dick: Naomi returns to both many friends and enemies here in MECCA. The last time we saw her, she was running amok in the ladies' division in RCW.
("Filthy/Gorgeous" hits and Coquette makes her way to the ring.)
David: The French Fashion Plate has drawn the task of facing Naomi in her MECCA debut, and she looks above the task, as always.
Dick: Coquette better not underestimate Naomi just because she's new, or she'll be sent back to the locker room with her tail between her legs.
(FINISH: Coquette hits an inverted atomic drop and goes for a clothesline, but Naomi blocks it and hits a neckbreaker. She gives Coquette a brainbuster and segues into the Leach Hold. Coquette quickly taps out.)
Winner: Naomi Leach
David: Once Naomi locks in that Guillotine Choke, what she calls the Leach Hold, there is not a lady that can stand against her.
Dick: She has the Ladies' Title on her mind, and if she can get a few more wins like that, she could be challenging for it sooner than Shadow would like.
(Backstage, Bill Bicknell is standing by with Katie Piehl.)
Bill: I'm here with the executor of MECCA, Katie Piehl, and everyone wants to know just who will get the next title shot at No Regrets. Your thoughts, Ms. Piehl?
Katie: Well, I...
(Cynric and Alan Mayse enter.)
Alan: Hold on here, hold on. Katie Piehl, before you go on another one of your discriminatory anti-House of Lords tirades, I have to point out that no matter how much you want to keep us away from the title, the House of Lords occupies four out of five spots on the Contender Star. That means you have to give one of us a title shot, because you have no choice. And I would like to point out that I've come close on two occasions in the past few months to winning that title, and I think it should be me in the ring for the belt at No Regrets.
Cynric: With all due respect, Alan, you've had your shots at the title. I want to know when I'm going to get my chance.
(Anubis enters.)
Anubis: I think both of you better shut up now, because I said last week that I was coming for singles gold of my own. And the only spot on the Contender Star not held by a House of Lords member is held by yours truly. Ms. Piehl, give me the shot at No Regrets, and I promise you I won't disappoint.
Katie: Well you are right, Anubis, I don't want the House of Lords near the title, but it can't be ignored that they do occupy most of the Contender Star. I think a Triangle Match later tonight would be the way to settle this. You guys go prepare, because the winner will meet the MECCA Champion at No Regrets on November 24.
(Katie exits, as Anubis, Cynric and Alan stare each other down.)
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Problems" hits and Andy Nathans makes his way to the ring.)
David: Before the break, it was just announced that we'll have a Triangle Match for the title shot at No Regrets later tonight
Dick: It will be interesting to see who comes out on top out of those three, and I really have to like Anubis's chances right now.
("On the Speedway" hits and Jamie Chan makes his way to the ring.)
David: Jamie Chan was the winner of the Stiff Strike Challenge back at Scared Stiff, and he said last week that he only wants the best competition MECCA has to offer in order to prove himself.
Dick: He definitely drew a seasoned competitor this week in Andy Nathans, and if he gets a win here, I can only imagine that he'll get his wish.
(FINISH: Nathans goes for a neckbreaker, but Chan fights out of it and gives him a spinning heel kick. He goes to the top rope, but Nathans punches him in the midsection and goes up for London Bridge is Falling Down. Chan elbows his way out of it and pushes Nathans to the mat. He hits the Falling Dragon and covers for the three count.)
Winner: Jamie Chan
David: Chan picks up the victory with the Falling Dragon, and this kid is on a roll.
Dick: A solid victory, but Chan's road gets tougher from here on out as he looks for MECCA to offer him the best.
(Backstage, Bill Bicknell is standing by with Naomi Leach.)
Bill: Naomi Leach, congratulations on winning your debut match tonight, and I would have to assume that now your attention goes toward Shadow and the Ladies' Title.
Naomi: That is absolutely correct, and I just want to say what a joy it is to be back with all my old friends here in MECCA. But some of my old nemeses seem to be hanging around too, and Shadow, you're right at the top of that list. I came here for one reason only, and that's to become the Ladies' Champion, something that I'm very good at doing. When I...
(Shadow enters.)
Shadow: Please, Naomi, I heard enough of you running your mouth last week. I'll admit, you caught Lisa and me off guard when you came out, but we've had some time to think about it since then, and I just want to say welcome. Because it's going to be a real pleasure beating you in the middle of the ring with this belt on the line. But I'd say that's way down the line, because you just got here. We don't just hand out title shots here in MECCA, you have to earn them.
(Daizee Haze enters.)
Daizee: Excuse me, Shadow, but I couldn't help but overhear. It seems to me that as a former Ladies' Champion myself, I'm entitled to a rematch. But I haven't heard a peep out of you since Scared Stiff.
Shadow: Listen, about that, I've got Del Rey and Martinez breathing down my neck, so you can both go screw yourselves. I'm out of here.
(Shadow leaves, and Naomi and Daizee share a glance.)
(Commercial Break)
(In the locker room, the Briscoes are getting ready for their match.)
Jay: Yo, Briscoes here, Jay and Mark. Tonight, we've got a tag title match with Delirious and Matt Sydal. Boys, you better be ready, cause we stated right from the start that we're gonna be MECCA Tag Team Champions, and ain't nothin' gonna stand in our way.
Mark: And once we win them belts tonight, Pyro Twins, you boys can have a shot at our titles. So get ready to man up.
Jay: Man up, Pyro Twins!
Mark: And that Matt Sydal can man up, too!
Jay: What about Delirious? Isn't he supposed to be a lizard or somethin'?
Mark: Then I guess he can just lizard up or whatever!
Jay: Yeah, lizard up, bitch! The Briscoes are comin' for your gold tonight!
(In the arena, "Burning Times" hits and Jay Crowe makes his way to the ring.)
David: The Briscoes are full of confidence for later tonight, but right now the World Title will be on the line as Jay Crowe gets a chance to bring the belt back to the House of Lords.
Dick: He had to give up the Pyro Twins' rematch for the tag titles, which is why the shot is going to the Briscoes, but you know that Jay and Dusty will be hot on the heels of the tag champs regardless of what happens tonight.
("The Final Countdown" hits and Bryan Danielson makes his way to the ring.)
David: If Danielson gets past Crowe tonight, he'll have the winner of the Anubis/Mayse/Cynric Triangle Match later on for No Regrets on November 24. This schedule is anything but easy for the World Champion.
Dick: Danielson wants to take down the House of Lords, and with four of them occupying spots on the Contender Star, he has plenty of opportunity to get in the ring with them.
Jared: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is for the MECCA World Championship! Introducing first, the challenger... from Bellbrook, Ohio, and weighing in at 185 lbs... he is one half of the Pyro Twins, Jaaaay Croooooowe! And his opponent... from Aberdeen, Washington, and weighing in at 190 lbs... he is the current reigning and defending MECCA World Heavyweight Champion... the American Dragon Bryaaaan Danielsoooooon!
(FINISH: Jay hits a belly-to-belly suplex and signals for the Overhaul. He gets Danielson up, but he counters into a crucifix for a two count. As Jay rolls back, Danielson starts laying into the side of his head with elbows. Jay manages to escape and gives Danielson a hard clothesline. He goes for a vertical suplex, but Danielson escapes and runs Jay to the ropes, rolling him up, but then rolls him all the way back into camel clutch. Danielson lays in the elbows from that position, and the ref pulls Danielson off and calls for the bell.)
Winner: Bryan Danielson
David: Those deadly elbows did it for Jay Crowe, who was not in a position to escape, and thus the referee stopped the match for fear of his safety. Danielson is still the World Champion.
Dick: Jay put up a good fight, but Bryan Danielson is on a roll as champion, and I can't see anyone stopping him right now.
David: Someone will get the chance to when we come back. Anubis takes on Cynric and Alan Mayse in a Triangle Match, with the winner getting the next title shot when we return!
(Commercial Break)
(Backstage, Eddie Crowe and Kevin Stone are standing in a hallway.)
Eddie: Anyway, so we both failed against Bryan Danielson in the past few weeks, but you can rest assured as soon as I get done with the House of Lords, I'll be back in his face again, friend or not.
Kevin: I was thinking the exact same thing. For too long now I've been without the MECCA Championship, and a few weeks ago I was so close, but...
(Nykk enters.)
Nykk: Sorry to interrupt this coulda, woulda, shoulda party, but if you're banking your hopes for the MECCA Championship on being done with us, you're in for a long wait. The House of Lords will never be done, and soon we will rule over MECCA once again. Kevin, I'm disappointed in you. You joined Danielson and the Lees in resistance against us, and what's worse, you've dragged poor little Eddie into it now.
Eddie: Poor little nothing. Why don't you and I go discuss it in the ring sometime? I would be more than happy to...
(Joey Sprinklers and Huh attack Stone and Eddie from behind. Nykk joins in on the attack, and Eddie gets whipped into a vending machine. As Huh lays in right hands, Nykk slams a trash can over Stone's head, and Joey gets a chair, cracking him across the skull.)
Nykk: I repeat, the House of Lords will never be done. And after tonight, we'll be getting the title shot against Danielson for No Regrets. The rest of you can fight for scraps for all I care.
(Nykk, Huh and Joey walk away.)
(In the arena, "Soul Creation" hits and Cynric makes his way to the ring.)
David: What a blatant setup by Nykk, as the House of Lords just ambushed Kevin Stone and Eddie Crowe.
Dick: They saw an opportunity to take two of their enemies out and they took it. But they're right, they stand a good chance of getting the title shot at No Regrets.
("Seven Nation Army" hits and Alan Mayse makes his way to the ring.)
David: This winner of this Triangle Match will face Bryan Danielson at No Regrets, now that Jay Crowe failed earlier to regain the title for the House of Lords.
Dick: What an opportunity for Mayse, who came close on two occasions in the last few months of becoming MECCA Champion. Could a third time be the charm?
("Kobrakai" hits and Anubis makes his way to the ring.)
David: Anubis wants some singles gold of his own after his partner the Wild Wolf took the Toughman Title from Cynric at Scared Stiff, and he's going after the biggest prize in MECCA.
Dick: But is he truly facing Cynric and Mayse on even ground, or are they going to work together against the big man?
(FINISH: Mayse and Cynric work together for the most part, and manage to throw Anubis from the ring. The ref tells them they have to wrestle, so they start going through basic chain wrestling in slow motion. After a few exchanges, they both nip up like they had some kind of great standoff. However, that allows Anubis to slingshot into the ring with a double clothesline. He sends both of them down with right hands, and then gives Cynric a big boot. Mayse tries a cross body, but Anubis catches him and throws him into Cynric with a fallaway slam. He charges in, but Mayse gives him a drop toehold into the second turnbuckle. He and Cynric work over Anubis and Cynric tells Mayse to lift him for the Tiger Bomb. They go for the Tiger Bomb/Shock Cannon combo, but when they get him up, Cynric shoves Anubis down on top of Mayse and rolls him off, covering Mayse for a two count. Mayse gets up and slaps Cynric across the face, so Cynric levels him with a roundhouse kick. However, he turns around right into a spinebuster from Anubis. Anubis signals for the Sarcophagus, and lifts Cynric. Ronin Fox runs down to ringside and gets on the apron. Anubis drops Cynric and goes after him, but that allows Cynric to vault off of Alan's back into a modified Lift Off. Anubis falls out of the ring, but Mayse schoolboys Cynric and grabs the tights for the three count.)
Winner: Alan Mayse
David: Alan Mayse is your winner after Fox gets some payback for his loss at Scared Stiff.
Dick: Mayse took advantage of his own teammate right there, and the House of Lords did exactly what they said they would do.
(Cynric and Alan argue in the middle of the ring, but Fox makes them shake hands. Cynric then goes to the outside and throws Anubis back in the ring. They start triple teaming him, until Austin Lee runs out with a chair. Fox, Cynric and Mayse scatter, while Lee gets a mic.)
Austin: You three wankers had better run, because I have no problem taking you out after what your friends just did to Eddie and Kevin in the back. Fox, that may have given you free reign to interfere in this match, but let me tell you this... next week I have your ass signed to a match. Oh yeah, I've been waiting for this one for months. And after I beat you in the center of the ring, you tell your friend Nykk that I'm coming for him next.
David: Austin Lee will take on Ronin Fox next week, and what a match that will be! When we come back, it will be main event time. Delirious and Matt Sydal take on the Briscoes with the tag titles on the line!
(Commercial Break)
(Backstage, Bill Bicknell is standing by with the Wild Wolf.)
Bill: I'm here with the new Toughman Champion, the Wild Wolf, and everyone wants to know when will we be seeing your first title defense?
Wolf: Very soon, Bill. As great as it's been being a tag team champion with my partner Anubis, for the first time I have some glory all to myself, and it feels great. I promise I will be a fighting champion, and it's going to start next week. Joey Sprinklers, I hear you want "your" belt back. Well, you're real tough when you can jump people from behind with the numbers in your favor, but as I recall you were a disgrace to this belt when you had it. So it will give me extreme pleasure to accept your challenge for next week, and I'll show everyone that I am the real deal when I beat the former champ one, two, three.
(In the arena, "Gimme Back My Bullets" hits and the Briscoes make their way to the ring.)
David: Another match for next week, as the Wild Wolf will defend the Toughman Title against Joey Sprinklers, but is tonight the night the Briscoes realize their goal of becoming MECCA Tag Team Champions?
Dick: Jay and Mark were hyped earlier on, and they've got a world of confidence and ability on their side.
("Hybrid Stigmata" hits and Delirious and Matt Sydal make their way to the ring.)
David: Delirious and Sydal have worked long and hard to become champions here in MECCA, but they are still a relatively inexperienced team when you take into account guys like the Briscoes, but thus far they have worked very well together.
Dick: They've put away several established teams, but this has to be their biggest challenge since they won the belts from the Pyro Twins.
(FINISH: Sydal tries his twisting moonsault to the outside on both Briscoes, but they catch him. Delirious dives over with a somersault plancha to take out the pile. Sydal rolls Jay back into the ring and goes for Here It Is, but Jay escapes and elbows Sydal, taking him over with a half nelson suplex. Delirious comes in and dropkicks him from behind into the corner and goes for the Panic Attack, but Jay rolls to avoid it and puts Delirious on his shoulders. Mark springboards in with a Doomsday Device, and covers, but Sydal breaks up the pin with a Shooting Sydal Press from the top. Jay then gives Sydal the Jay Driller and covers, but Delirious rolls onto him and takes him over with an Oklahoma Roll, getting the three count.)
Winners: Delirious and Matt Sydal
David: What a save by Delirious, and he and Sydal remain tag team champions!
Dick: What an incredible tag team encounter, but on this night Sydal and Delirious as unorthodox a combo as they are, were able to pull out the victory.
(As the two teams shake hands, the Pyro Twins emerge from the crowd and converge on them. Jay clotheslines Sydal and Delirious, while Dusty dukes it out with the Briscoes. Jay gives Delirious a belly-to-belly, and then gives Sydal the Overhaul. The Briscoes beel Dusty out of the corner, but Jay hits them with a double dropkick. He and Dusty give them a pair of Final Darknesses, and Dusty rushes over to kick Delirious in the face to keep him from getting back up.)
David: The Pyro Twins have ambushed these two teams, and it was Jay who gave up his right to a tag team title rematch for his World Title shot tonight, but he and Dusty still feel that they are the rightful number one contenders for those belts.
Dick: The House of Lords has stood tall tonight, and I wouldn't be surprised if Jay and Dusty got their rematch at No Regrets.
David: We'll have to wait and find out, because we're out of time. We'll see you next week, fans!