Rundown Results:
Bryan Danielson b. Robbie Reno
Jamie Chan b. Ryan Andrews
Daizee Haze b. Coquette, Shadow
Delirious/Sydal b. Surgeons
("Neocon" opening.)
David: MECCA is back in Atlanta, Georgia, and we present Go Time, right here on FSN! I'm David Mills, along with Dick Broccoli, and tonight we have a huge tag team match as the Briscoes take on Andy Nathans and Jack Fletcher of the UK Wrecking Crew!
Dick: Plus in perhaps his toughest challenge to date, Cynric defends the Toughman Championship against Anubis.
David: We also have six-woman tag and much more to come right here tonight!
("Burning Times" hits and the Pyro Twins make their way to the ring.)
David: The Pyro Twins managed to outlast both the Briscoes and the UKWC this past Saturday, and are still the tag champs.
Dick: What a contest it was, but Jay and Dusty can't rest on their laurels. Now is the time for the other teams in MECCA to step up and try to get their title match.
(Jay gets a mic.)
Jay: I think that, especially now, we can all agree that the Pyro Twins are the best damn tag team in the world today! You fans may not like it, but we are two-time MECCA Tag Team Champions, and no team has even come close to taking the gold away from us. The UK Wrecking Crew, the Backseat Boyz, the Briscoes, we've burned through them all! But the reason we're out here is we want to let it be known that this is the top of the mountain right here. And though any team that comes into MECCA may get to the top, none of them will stay at the top like we do.
Dusty: It's really very simple... since we are the kings of the tag teams here in MECCA, we want each and every one of you fans to bow before us right now. And if you don't, well, there isn't going to be a show tonight. We will burn this ring to the ground right here!
(Dusty throws down the mic and takes a lighter out of his pocket. Jay pulls out a container of blue, gooey gel from his pocket, but before they can do anything, "Clavicle" hits and Matt Sydal makes his way onto the stage with a mic.)
David: Thank goodness the Pyro Twins were interrupted, but what is Matt Sydal doing out here? He had a brutal Toughman Title match with Cynric this past weekend, but I don't think he's ready to face the Pyro Twins by himself.
Sydal: Jay, Dusty, before you do anything, I have something to say. You see, for a year and a half, I have been desperate to win some gold here in MECCA. Things haven't worked out exactly the way I planned, but I feel like I'm right at the edge and ready to break out. It didn't happen in Miami against Cynric, but since you two retained your titles and your schedules seems wide open right now, I thought I would come out here and state that I'm throwing my hat into the ring for a tag title shot!
(Jay and Dusty start laughing.)
Jay: You, get a title shot against us? We're the Pyro Twins. We dominate MECCA, we dominated RCW before that, and you, who haven't earned anything, want a shot against us? Why should we give you a tag title shot?
Sydal: It's true, I haven't been active in the tag team scene, and under normal circumstances I haven't earned a tag title shot... but my partner has.
("Hybrid Stigmata" hits and Delirious makes his way out to the stage.)
David: It's Delirious! And yes, he won his match against Nykk and Lisa Letty on Saturday, thus earning him any title shot he wants, whenever he wants!
Sydal: So in case you haven't guessed, Delirious is using his guaranteed title shot tonight against you two, and he's picked me as his partner. So I say we do this thing in the main event tonight!
(The Pyro Twins are fuming, and Jay throws down the mic again. He and Dusty get out of the ring and charge up the ramp. Sydal and Delirious meet them, and they brawl back toward the ring.)
David: A tag team title match tonight? I guess Delirious is going to cash his shot in right here on Go Time!
(Nykk, Ronin Fox, Alan Mayse, Joey Sprinklers and Huh run out to help the Pyro Twins get the upper hand on Delirious and Sydal. However, that prompts Kevin Stone, Bryan Danielson, Austin Lee and Tristan Lee to run out and even the odds. The two factions continue to brawl.)
David: It's broken down out here in the arena. We're going to take a quick break to separate these men, but we'll be right back with our Toughman Title match!
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Kobrakai" hits and Anubis makes his way to the ring.)
David: We're back on Go Time, and look at who is challenging for the Toughman Title!
Dick: The big man Anubis is quite a dominating figure, a former two-time tag champ, and even challenged for the World Title before. He certainly fits the bill for what a Toughman Champion should be.
("Soul Creation" hits and Cynric makes his way to the ring.)
David: Cynric has been a dominant Toughman Champion, though his knockout streak was ended by Matt Sydal this past Saturday, but Cynric still managed to gain the victory.
Dick: Anubis should be a different type of challenge for Cynric, but what a coup it would be if Anubis could take yet another title away from the House of Lords.
(FINISH: Cynric goes for a front kick off the top, but Anubis clotheslines him to the mat. He gives Cynric a fallaway slam and then signals for the Sphinx Splash. He goes to the top rope, but Cynric rolls out of the ring. He grabs a chair from ringside, but the ref tries to take it away from him. Cynric shoves the ref away, but gets a big boot from Anubis. Anubis whips him into the ropes and Cynric rolls beneath his legs. He lays some kicks into Anubis's midsection, but Anubis catches his foot. Cynric staggers him with an enzugiri, and then hits a spinning roundhouse, sending Anubis careening into the corner. Anubis staggers out, and a jumping crescent kick brings him to a knee. Cynric delivers three roundhouse kicks directly to the head, but Anubis pounds on the mat and starts to get up, until Cynric grabs the chair and hits him over the head with it. A second chairshot finally fells Anubis as the ref calls for the bell.)
Winner: Anubis
David: Cynric has been disqualified, but he will retain the title. As you fans know, there are no foreign objects allowed in a standard Toughman Title match. It's supposed to be limbs only.
Dick: Cynric was getting frustrated that he couldn't get the knockout victory on the big man, so I guess he decided to do whatever it took to put him down.
(Cynric blasts Anubis across the back with the chair several times before the ref takes the chair away.)
David: Cynric is angry, but he didn't beat Anubis, so I wouldn't be surprised if we see this match again very soon.
(Backstage, Katie Piehl is in her office when Nykk barges in, holding a tape.)
Nykk: Katie, I hope you're not busy, because I have something you need to see.
Katie: No, I'm just trying to run a show, keep you and your entourage in line, not busy at all.
Nykk: Good. First of all, I hear you plan on giving Eddie an automatic title shot at Scared Stiff, and there is no way he should get a shot at Danielson before Fox.
Katie: I assume you have a reason for that idea.
Nykk: As you know, last week I revealed to the world that Fox did not in fact lose that match to Danielson. And now that the footage from two weeks ago is archived, I'm going to show you video proof on this conveniently placed television set.
(Nykk puts the tape in the VCR at Katie's desk, and it shows the final moments of Danielson/Fox on the monitor. The ref is dropping Fox's hand three times, and Fox can be seen moving his head and yelling.)
Nykk: You see? The purpose of the referee dropping a wrestler's hand three times is to confirm that they have in fact lost consciousness and are unable to break the submission hold. However, you can clearly see that Ronin Fox has not lost consciousness. Danielson was squeezing his arms so tight that they had gone numb. Therefore, I suggest that you scrap this Eddie/Danielson match and name Fox number one contender in his place, as clearly a rematch is the least you can do!
Katie: Nykk... when I came back to MECCA, I believe I said that I wasn't playing around anymore. If you want to play dirty with all your lackeys, then I'll fight right back. The truth is, I don't really care if Fox was still conscious or not. The referee's decision was that he was unable to break the hold and he awarded the match to Danielson. This messed up the title shot Eddie had been promised against Fox, so I went ahead and moved his title match back a month. My decision stands.
Nykk: Yeah? Well, don't expect that Eddie Crowe and Bryan Danielson are going to get away scot free. Not on my watch. You'll be sorry, Katie. The House of Lords is the only force in MECCA, and we will have that title once again, and if we can't get a title match, then we'll just have to acquire a champion.
(Nykk storms out.)
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Serve the Shame" hits and Lisa Letty, Shadow and Mercedes Martinez make their way to the ring.)
David: We're back with six-woman tag action, but what did Nykk mean before the break that he's going to have to acquire a champion if the House of Lords doesn't get a title opportunity?
Dick: Knowing him, nothing good can come of this.
("Sensi" hits and Daizee Haze, Sara Del Rey and Heather Star make their way to the ring.)
David: It was this past Saturday at At Your Own Risk where Delirious and his partner "Shelirious" beat Nykk and Lisa Letty. Shelirious used her title opportunity to challenge Lisa right there, and after using some very familiar moves, pinned her and won the title.
Dick: Well, we know that Shelirious was in fact Daizee Haze. Nykk and Lisa knew it, Katie Piehl knew it, but unfortunately for the House of Lords there isn't a thing they can do to touch her, due to the fact that they banned Daizee from being Delirious's partner, not Shelirious.
(FINISH: Daizee goes for the Mind Trip on Lisa, but she trips Daizee and tags Shadow. They whip Daizee into the ropes, but she ducks a double clothesline, and Heather hits them with a flying bodypress off the top. Mercedes floors her with a hard clothesline. She gets on the apron as Sara charges Shadow. She backdrops Sara onto the apron, where she gives Mercedes a big boot to send her to the floor. However, she gets knocked to the floor after an Interceptor from Shadow. She tries one on Daizee but gets caught and heart punched. Daizee charges Lisa and nails her with a Yakuza Kick, and then gives one to Shadow, covering for the three count.)
Winners: Daizee Haze, Sara Del Rey and Heather Star
David: What a victory for the contingent of Daizee Haze, Sara Del Rey and Heather Star, but we haven't heard from the new Ladies' Champion Shelirious yet.
Dick: And I doubt you will, as long as Daizee is within eyesight.
(Shadow and Lisa argue with Mercedes in the ring as Daizee, Sara and Heather go through the curtain. The camera follows them and Bill Bicknell approaches Daizee.)
Bill: Excuse me, Daizee, I just wanted to congratulate you on winning the Ladies' Title this past Saturday, but I didn't see you bring the belt out with you.
Daizee: Bill, as much as I would like to claim that victory for myself, I'm not the Ladies' Champion, Shelirious is. Shelirious congratulations on doing what I wanted to do for so long and that's drive that little brat's face into the mat and walk away with the Ladies' Championship. House of Lords, I can only hope that proves that when you mess with Daizee Haze or Shelirious, you get smoked right to the dome!
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Problems" hits and Andy Nathans and Jack Fletcher make their way to the ring.)
David: We're back on Go Time and getting ready for tag team action between the two teams that failed to take the MECCA Tag Team Championship from the Pyro Twins at At Your Own Risk.
Dick: Nathans and Fletcher were the first tag champs here in MECCA, but whoever wins this match is going to get some momentum back and keep in the running for another shot at the titles.
("Gimme Back My Bullets" hits and the Briscoes make their way to the ring.)
David: The Briscoes may have only recently arrived in MECCA, but they are already making an impact. Just the fact that they were already challenging for the tag titles speaks volumes about their abilities.
Dick: Jay and Mark are the epitome of the new age of tag team wrestling, and I don't think the Pyro Twins are going to know what hit them if they get in the ring again.
(FINISH: The UKWC go for the Wrecking Ball on Jay, but Mark takes Fletcher down with a shoulder tackle before he can make contact. Nathans forearms him from behind to send him to the floor and picks Jay up. He whips him into the ropes, but Jay reverses and pulls him into a back elbow. He gives Nathans a half-and-half as Mark takes down Fletcher with a big boot on the outside. Mark gets on the apron and springboards in and they hit the Spike Jay Driller. Jay covers and gets the three count.)
Winners: The Briscoes
David: Huge victory for the Briscoes, over a team who have a lot of history here in MECCA!
Dick: The Briscoes continue to be a dominating force, and if the Pyro Twins can get by Matt Sydal and Delirious later on, I would say we have quite a fight on our hands.
(Backstage, Bill Bicknell is standing by with the Surgeons.)
Bill: I'm here with Matt Stryker and John Walters, and this past Saturday you finally beat the Killer Kanines in that Tag Team Tables Match, but unfortunately, your manager Medea Knight suffered the consequences of her betrayal and was put through a table. How is she doing?
Stryker: Medea is out of action this week, but rest assured, she will return soon. But cheap shots aside, At Your Own Risk will go down as the day the Surgeons put their issue with the Killer Kanines to bed once and for all. Now it's time to move on to bigger and better things.
Walters: Quite simply, the Surgeons have taken their game to the next level, and the next step is the MECCA Tag Team Championship. So once Medea is back, we're throwing out names out there. We're the Surgeons and we'll take apart anybody we have to, all with the goal of becoming the best tag team in wrestling.
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "On the Speedway" hits and Jamie Chan makes his way to the ring.)
David: It's time to continue with the action here on Go Time as Jamie Chan makes his way into the arena.
Dick: Still to come, the tag team titles will be on the line, but right now Chan will attempt to break out against a former World Champion.
("Noots" hits and Eddie Crowe makes his way to the ring.)
David: Eddie Crowe is gearing up for his shot at the MECCA Championship at Scared Stiff, a shot he was supposed to get against Ronin Fox this past Saturday, but Bryan Danielson derailed those plans when he won the title here on Go Time a few weeks back.
Dick: Eddie has had the longest title reign of anybody in MECCA, and feels that he was robbed of the title unjustly, but he finally gets his chance to regain it on October 27.
(FINISH: Chan hits Eddie with a back heel kick off the top rope and then tries to lock in the Chan Lock. Eddie reaches the ropes, and Chan has to break. He picks Eddie up, but Eddie fires back with forearm shots. He whips Chan into the ropes, but Chan takes him down with a hooking clothesline. He goes to the top rope again, but Eddie gets up and crotches him. He gives Chan a superplex from the top and turns him over into the Crowe's Nest. Chan is forced to tap out.)
Winner: Eddie Crowe
David: Eddie Crowe wins it, though I think Chan put up more of a fight than expected. This kid is definitely on the cusp of breaking out here in MECCA.
Dick: No doubt, though tonight was not the night to get a victory over Eddie Crowe.
(Eddie gets a mic.)
Eddie: It all comes down to Scared Stiff on October 27, fans. That is the night that I step into the ring with Bryan Danielson for the MECCA World Championship! You know... I'm 2-0 against the American Dragon here in MECCA, and it would be him challenging me right now if my title reign hadn't been interrupted by the House of Lords. But I promise you, on that night, I show exactly why I was the MECCA World Champion for thirteen months. I show the world exactly why that even the best wrestler in the world couldn't beat me. Danielson, I'll show you who truly rules MECCA, and when I regain my MECCA Championship, I take that belt to even higher plateaus of greatness and cement my legacy forever!
David: Strong words from Eddie Crowe, who has been patient as a saint while waiting for his title opportunity. When we come back, it's the main event for the MECCA Tag Team Championship!
(Backstage, Anubis knocks on the office door and goes in to find Katie Piehl on her laptop.)
Katie: Anubis, to what do I owe the pleasure?
Anubis: You saw what happened with me and Cynric earlier, right? I had that title won, the House of Lords was about to go bust on the Toughman Title, but I had the rug pulled out from under me. Give me one more chance, Ms. Piehl, and I guarantee you that I'll take one more title from the House of Lords.
Katie: I agree with you absolutely, Anubis, and in fact, I'm going to make that rematch for next week. And furthermore, to ensure that a referee's decision can't save Cynric or his title, I'm making it a No DQ Match!
Anubis: That is the best news I could have hoped for. I won't let you down, Katie. I'm taking that Toughman Title, and the only way Cynric is getting it back is if I decide to stuff it down his throat.
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Clavicle" hits and Matt Sydal and Delirious make their way to the ring.)
David: It's main event time on Go Time, and this odd combination of Sydal and Delirious will challenge for the tag titles right now. Of course, Delirious by way of his victory at At Your Own Risk earned any title shot he wished, whenever he wished, and we found out at the top of the show he chose Matt Sydal as a partner to go after the tag titles.
Dick: Delirious came within a hair of being half of the first MECCA Tag Team Champions with Spanky as his partner back in 2005, and since has teamed regularly with Dreamo and the Human Tornado. Is this the combination that finally gets him that elusive title victory?
("Burning Times" hits and the Pyro Twins make their way to the ring.)
David: Jay and Dusty were not expecting a title defense tonight after their hard fought win over the Briscoes and the UKWC this past Saturday. But who would have expected Delirious to request this match when he could have gone after the World Title?
Dick: We already saw one title change come out of that mixed tag when Shelirious won the Ladies' Title from Lisa Letty, and could lightning strike twice?
(FINISH: Delirious and Sydal hit the Chemical Imbalance/Here It Is on Jay, but Nykk comes down to ringside and pulls the ref out of the ring at the two count, knocking him out. Kevin Stone runs out and attacks Nykk, and Ronin Fox, Cynric, Alan Mayse, Joey Sprinklers and Huh quickly come to Nykk's aid. Austin Lee, Tristan Lee and Bryan Danielson run out to even the odds and the two groups brawl out of the arena. In the ring, Sydal and Dusty fight next the ropes. Jay charges, but Sydal backdrops him onto the apron. Delirious charges Dusty but also gets backdropped onto the apron. Dusty clotheslines Sydal and he and Jay give Delirious Final Darkness on the apron. Delirious falls to the outside, and Jay gets back in the ring. Sydal takes him over with a headscissors, but Dusty gives him a uranage suplex. Jay goes to the top rope, and Dusty lifts Sydal into a powerslam position. He climbs up the ropes for a double team move with Jay, but Sydal slips out of his grasp. He jumps up with a hurricanrana on Dusty, and the motion causes Jay to crotch himself. Sydal hits the Cyclorama on Jay, but hurts himself and rolls out of the ring as Delirious comes back in the ring and kicks Dusty in the face. He covers Jay as the ref wakes up and makes the three count.)
Winners: Delirious and Matt Sydal
David: I don't believe it! Once again, new champions are crowned on Go Time, and it's the tandem of Matt Sydal and Delirious as your new MECCA Tag Team Champions!
Dick: What a surprise that the seemingly invincible Pyro Twins have been taken down by an inexperienced combo like Delirious and Sydal! That means that the House of Lords only has control of one title now!
(Delirious and Sydal celebrate in the aisle as Dusty and Jay fume in the ring.)
David: We're out of time for this week, fans, but be sure to join us next week as things are looking down for the House of Lords!