("Neocon" opening.)
David: MECCA has returned to Austin, Texas, for Go Time! I'm David Mills, along with Dick Broccoli, and we have a big tag team match for the main event tonight, as Nykk teams with the World Champion Ronin Fox to take on Alan Mayse and the American Dragon Bryan Danielson!
Dick: And in more tag team action, the Briscoes will be here to take on the Backseat Boyz.
David: Also, Austin Lee will take on Joey Sprinklers and much more later tonight!
("Cool" hits and the Human Tornado makes his way to the ring.)
David: We're kicking things off with the Human Tornado, who is living it up here in Austin.
Dick: He frequently teams with Delirious, and also delves into singles competition. In fact, he has a Toughman Title shot against Cynric when our Internet show Rundown makes its return this week.
("On the Speedway" hits and Jamie Chan makes his way to the ring.)
David: Jamie Chan is looking for some kind of win, any kind of win, as he hasn't had the best year in MECCA since the dissolution of the David Caldwell Project.
Dick: Certainly Nykk would rather not have any reminder of the decoy group that got out of control around, but that's not going to stop Chan from giving it his all in the ring.
(Before the bell can ring, the Pyro Twins suddenly hit the ring. They go right for Tornado, beating him down and tossing him from the ring. Chan's not sure what's going on, but doesn't mind seeing Tornado get destroyed. He high fives Dusty, but gets hit with Final Darkness when he turns around to high five Jay. Jay tosses him from the ring, and Dusty gets a mic.)
Dusty: Briscoes! You want to jump us from behind? Last week was the first nail in your coffin, and soon, very soon, we put in the final nails on your careers. Get out here right now and accept our challenge!
(Dusty throws down the mic, and he and Jay look out to the crowd for the Briscoes. However, they neglect to watch the aisle, and the Briscoes come out through the curtain this time. The Pyro Twins see them out of the corner of their eye and attack as they get in the ring. Dusty whips Mark into a corner, but gets reversed. Mark charges in, but Dusty backdrops him to the apron. Mark hits Dusty with a hard right and springboards to the top rope. Jay Briscoe pushes Jay Crowe right into Mark's dropkick. They chop down Dusty in the corner and bounce off the ropes, hitting their running kick/dropkick combo. Jay Briscoe then puts Jay Crowe on his shoulders, and Mark jumps to the top rope and vaults back with the Doomsday Device. The Pyro Twins roll out of the ring as Jay grabs the mic.)
Jay: That's twice you boys haven't been able to stand up to us! Last week, y'all said that you didn't care if you had to put the tag titles on the line to get in the ring with us. I say, it's time you lived up to what you said. It's time for you boys to man up and give us our title shot. Man up, Pyro Twins! Man up!
(The Pyro Twins limp up the aisle as "Gimme Back My Bullets" plays.)
David: The Pyro Twins have once again been laid out by the Briscoes, and after their rampage last week, I think it would be wise if Katie Piehl had them tossed out of the building for the night.
Dick: The Briscoes have wasted no time in going after a title shot here in MECCA, and it looks like they plan to lay out the Pyro Twins until they agree to a title match.
David: We'll be right back with the ladies' division in action!
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Mercedes" hits and Mercedes Martinez and Magenta make their way to the ring.)
David: We're back with tag team action in the ladies' division, and Mercedes and Magenta look ready to see action.
Dick: These two are looking to establish themselves, and a win over either of their opponents would definitely do that.
("Sensi" hits and Daizee Haze and Sara Del Rey make their way to the ring.)
David: Daizee Haze came so close to beating Lisa Letty for the Ladies' Title at Summertime Showdown that you really have to feel for her. As for Del Rey, the loss to Shadow definitely hurt her standing, and she need to get back in contention for the belt.
Dick: Unfortunately for Daizee, Lisa has stated that she's not going to let her have another shot at the title.
(FINISH: Del Rey gives Magenta a northern lights suplex, but Mercedes attacks her. She gives Del Rey a hard clothesline and sets up for the Fisherman's Buster. However, Daizee intercepts her with the Yakuza Kick, knocking her to her back. Sara picks up Magenta and puts her in the Royal Butterfly. Daizee holds back Mercedes, and Magenta taps out.)
Winners: Sara Del Rey and Daizee Haze
David: The Haze and the American Angel pick up the victory, and it's a shame that two great competitors can't seem to secure a title shot.
Dick: And that begs the question of who will be the next to challenge Lisa Letty, if not either of these two?
(Backstage, Nykk and Lisa Letty are watching on a monitor.)
Lisa: The answer to that question, David Mills, is when I find someone worthy of challenging me, the First Lady of MECCA, and this company's rightful champion. And I might have a better time finding these challengers if my dressing room wasn't being invaded by perverts...
Nykk: Hey, I told you I was sorry about that. I don't know how he got in, but rest assured security is going to be on the lookout around the clock from now on.
Lisa: You need to do something about that idiot.
Nykk: Believe me, I plan to. Delirious has been an annoyance from day one, but he's been a thorn in our side since the House of Lords was formed. And September 29, I plan to end it.
Lisa: At Your Own Risk? If that's how it's going to be done, I want a piece of Delirious too!
Nykk: I thought you might, so here's what I had in mind. Let's make it a mixed tag match, me and you together again, against Delirious and a partner. And if Delirious loses, he's out of MECCA for good.
Lisa: All right... that sounds good, but his partner can't be Daizee Haze.
Nykk: Absolutely not.
(Katie Piehl enters.)
Katie: Excuse me, you two, but I couldn't help but overhear.
Nykk: You know, I bet you could, Katie. This is an important production meeting, you have no right to be here.
Katie: Actually, you'll find that my authority extends even to "production meetings," Nykk. And it's true, you have the power to place Delirious in this must win situation, but I don't really think it's fair that he gets nothing out of it. Therefore, it will be as you said. At Your Own Risk, Nykk and Lisa Letty vs. Delirious and a female partner, and if Delirious loses, he's gone from MECCA. But... if his team wins, Delirious and his partner get a title shot of their choosing whenever they want. Yes! It was a genius idea, Nykk, so glad you thought of it!
(Katie leaves, and Nykk looks a little flustered.)
Nykk: Don't worry, no matter who he chooses, we can't be stopped. Just ask Charlie Haas and Jackie Gayda what kind of team we make. I will make sure that freak is out of hair forever after At Your Own Risk.
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Pajamarama" hits and Huh makes his way to the ring.)
David: We're back, and Huh is out here to represent the House of Lords, but we just had news on a big match for At Your Own Risk. Nykk and Lisa Letty will take on Delirious and a female partner of his choosing... if Delirious loses, he's out of MECCA, but if his team wins, they get any title shot they want!
Dick: That begs the question, just which female in MECCA would team with Delirious?
("At the End of the Rainbow" hits and Kevin Stone makes his way to the ring.)
David: Kevin Stone is coming off a disappointing loss to the Pyro Twins at Summertime Showdown, but he's not letting that slow him down in his vendetta against the House of Lords.
Dick: Kevin and Huh had a bitter rivalry earlier in the year, and it looks like there was no love lost, especially since Huh joined up with the House of Lords.
(FINISH: Huh goes for an avalanche, but Kevin moves and bounces off the ropes, flooring Huh with a big boot. He whips him into the ropes and hits the Stone Crusher, covering for the three count.)
Winner: Kevin Stone
David: The MECCA Monster just beat Huh, but you have to think he's looking for bigger fish to fry in the House of Lords.
Dick: Stone has wanted to take them down from the very beginning, and he's not giving up.
David: When we come back, the Briscoes will be in action against the Backseat Boyz!
(Backstage, Bill Bicknell is standing by with Andy Nathans and Jack Fletcher.)
Bill: Andy Nathans, Jack Fletcher, congratulations on your win last week against Ronin Fox and Cynric, and I understand you have a message for your old nemeses the Pyro Twins.
Nathans: That's right, Bill. Jay, Dusty, it's been a year since we last hooked it up in the ring, and we find ourselves on opposite sides all over again. We beat your mates last week, and we want a shot at the tag team titles that we held for a year, that we made mean something in this promotion.
Fletcher: And Briscoes, you think you can just walk in here and get a title shot in a month? We've been here for over two years, and we're two-time former champs. We're pulling seniority on this one. But I'll tell you what, once we win those belts, we'll be happy to give you a shot. So get ready, MECCA, because the UKWC is ready to get back to the top of the mountain and reign again as tag team champions.
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "The Chase" hits and the Backseat Boyz make their way to the ring.)
David: The UKWC had a message for the Pyro Twins and the Briscoes before the break. They feel they should get the next shot at the MECCA Tag Team Titles.
Dick: Well, we have a big match right here that will go a long way in affecting that very decision.
("Gimme Back My Bullets" hits and the Briscoes make their way to the ring.)
David: Jay and Mark Briscoe have only been in MECCA a short time, but they're undefeated in tag team competition, and have managed to get the attention of the Pyro Twins by laying them out twice in as many weeks.
Dick: I'm not sure having the attention of the Pyro Twins is where you want your career to be headed, but these Briscoes are fearless, and they're going right after those titles.
(FINISH: Acid goes for the Yakuza Kick on Jay, but he moves, and Mark clotheslines him over the top rope, taking himself over as well. Kashmere lifts Jay up and hits the Cradle Breaker, covering for a two count. He whips Jay into the ropes, but Jay counters with an armwringer and kicks Kashmere. Mark gets on the apron, and they hit the Spike Jay Driller, and Jay covers for the three count.)
Winners: The Briscoes
David: Huge win for the Briscoes, and it's going to be quite a decision to make on who deserves a shot at the Pyro Twins more.
Dick: The tag team division is as hungry as ever, and even though they haven't been here long, the Briscoes have racked up some impressive wins. But on the other hand, the UKWC has the experience edge.
David: Speaking of the UKWC, Austin Lee will be in action against Joey Sprinklers next, but first, Bill Bicknell is backstage with the Killer Kanines.
(Backstage, Bill Bicknell is standing by with the Killer Kanines.)
Bill: Anubis, Wild Wolf, you came up with the win again against the Surgeons at Summertime Showdown, but they responded by attacking you after the bell and putting you both through tables. I'm getting the feeling by the looks on your faces that you're not done with Matt Stryker, John Walters or Medea Knight.
Wolf: Surgeons, we've had to endure your sneak attacks for months now. We had to endure the betrayal of a manager we trusted. We had to endure you humiliating us by putting us through tables. But you still haven't managed to beat us. So it seems like you have something we want... revenge... and we have something you want... a win. So how about we settle this. At Your Own Risk, Tables Match, and we can put an end to all the hatred.
Anubis: Quite simply, all three of you are going to pay for the past couple of months. And when we're standing over your broken bodies, all three of you are going to need a real surgeon to put you all together again.
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Hit That" hits and Joey Sprinklers skateboards his way to the ring.)
David: We're back, and the House of Lords will be represented by Joey Sprinklers, who hasn't really been the same since losing the Toughman Title earlier this year.
Dick: Joey will come up against someone he's very familiar with tonight, and someone who he got under the skin of in that eight-man tag at Summertime Showdown.
("The Way I Am" hits and Austin Lee makes his way to the ring.)
David: Austin Lee, the last RCW Champion, debuted for MECCA a couple of months ago, and wasted no time in joining with his brother and his friends to fight the House of Lords, and more specifically, Nykk himself.
Dick: Austin will have to settle for Joey tonight, but you know he's going to be lobbying for a match with the boss sooner or later.
(FINISH: Austin gives Joey the Neckbreaker Squared and then goes for the Degenerate Driver. Joey manages to hook the ropes with his feet and scurries underneath Austin's legs. He bounces off the ropes and staggers him with a clothesline. He hits another one, and then goes for a third, but Austin ducks behind him and plants him with a German suplex. He gives Joey the Degenerate Driver and covers for the three count.)
Winner: Austin Lee
David: Emphatic win for Austin Lee, but I think Joey served his purpose out here as far as Nykk is concerned.
Dick: Austin could be a strong contender for Ronin Fox's World Title, so you know Nykk is going to keep him mired in these incidental matches as long as possible.
(Backstage, Cynric is walking down the hallway when he encounters Matt Sydal, who is smiling.)
Cynric: You again... I'm off to watch Nykk and my brother take apart Danielson and Mayse. What the hell do you want this time?
Sydal: I just thought I should let you know, I've got my shot at the Toughman Title for At Your Own Risk, and I'll be taking some gold off the House of Lords' hands real soon. You have fun watching the main event... I'm going to be busy preparing to be the next Toughman Champion.
(Sydal leaves.)
Cynric: You just made the biggest mistake of your career.
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "The Final Countdown" hits and Bryan Danielson and Alan Mayse make their way to the ring.)
David: It's main event time as the American Dragon and Alan Mayse will take on the House of Lords right here in tag team action.
Dick: Alan is still recovering from his loss to Fox at Summertime Showdown, but if he can pin Fox tonight, I'm sure he would once again be considered for a title shot since he claimed a spot on the Contender Star last week.
("Third Reich from the Sun" hits and Nykk and Ronin Fox make their way to the ring.)
David: The leader of the House of Lords and the World Champion think they rule the roost these days, especially after shutting out their opponents at Summertime Showdown, but there are plenty of men willing to step up and try to take a title from them, including guys like Mayse and Danielson.
Dick: Others like Kevin Stone, Matt Sydal, Delirious and Eddie Crowe have all been stepping up, and it's a testament to the strength of what Nykk and Lisa Letty built that they've been able to stand up to these men.
(FINISH: Danielson puts Fox in Cattle Mutilation, as Nykk slugs it out with Alan. He hits him with a leg lariat, and Alan staggers backwards, tripping over Danielson and causing him to break the hold. Nykk kicks Danielson in the head and then throws Mayse to the outside. Nykk gives Danielson a tiger slam and goes for the Cedarleaf, but Danielson won't turn over and ends up sending Nykk into the turnbuckles. However, Fox comes in from behind with a neckbreaker, and Nykk grabs him. Fox goes to the second turnbuckle and they hit a powerbomb/reverse tornado DDT combo. Fox covers Danielson and gets the three count.)
Winners: Nykk and Ronin Fox
David: It was just too much for Danielson to fight off two men, best wrestler in the world or not, and what happened to Alan? Did he hurt himself being thrown out of the ring like that?
Dick: I don't know, but the House of Lords pick up another victory, and who ever thought Nykk and Fox would make such an effective team in the days when they were killing each other every week?
(Alan gets back in the ring and offers his hand to Danielson as he asks where Alan was. Alan pulls him to his feet and suddenly kicks him, giving him the Tiger Bomb.)
David: Wait a minute! Alan Mayse just cheapshotted Bryan Danielson!
(Nykk and Fox get back in the ring, and they look down on Danielson with disdain. After sharing a glance with Alan, they shrug, and all three start stomping on him.)
David: What the hell is going on here!? Alan Mayse, Nykk and Ronin Fox are putting the boots to the American Dragon!
Dick: Has Alan joined the House of Lords after all?
David: No way... not Alan Mayse! Not the three-time former RCW Champion, the man who built the Toughman Title on honor and respect!
(Nykk gets a mic.)
Nykk: Bryan Danielson, how big a fool are you? We've been saying for weeks that Alan Mayse belongs in the House of Lords. He was one of the first to follow myself and Fox into the business, and along with us built RCW from the ground up. He was one of the first to arrive in MECCA and form a cornerstone of this company. And you willingly teamed with him, put your safety in his hands with us across the ring from you? Alan, tell the people where your allegiance lies.
(Alan takes the mic.)
Alan: Spare me the booing, people, because you would all do the exact same thing. While I've had my differences with Nykk and Fox in the past, I always tried to play it straight. I always upheld tradition, respect, honor, discipline and all those other stupid buzzwords that don't really mean much in wrestling. And what did it get me? Absolutely nothing. It lost me every title I've ever won. What, you think I do this for you people? I'm tired. I'm tired of fighting the uphill battles, I'm tired of being a champion of the so-called right way. It's time for me to ascend to the top of this business, and with the House of Lords, I can stay there as long as I want.
(Alan throws down the mic and kicks it into Danielson's face, and he, Nykk and Fox leave the ring as the rest of the House of Lords come down the aisle to welcome Alan.)
David: I can't believe what I'm seeing, fans. If Alan Mayse could turn on all of us and join the House of Lords, what hope is there for the rest of us? We'll see you next week, but... damn.