Rundown Results:
Huh b. Delirious
Cynric b. Human Tornado, John Walters
Del Rey/Haze b. Coquette/Magenta
Kevin Stone b. Jamie Chan
("Neocon" opening.)
David: Ladies and gentlemen, MECCA is coming to you from the Homefront, right here in the Hara Arena in Dayton, Ohio, and we welcome you to Go Time! I'm David Mills, along with Dick Broccoli, and we're ready with tons of MECCA action tonight.
Dick: In the wake of what happened with the UK Wrecking Crew last week, there will be a tag team match with representatives from each side, as Matt Sydal and Delirious take on Jack Fletcher and Tristan Lee!
David: Plus, last week's main event ended in controversy when Ronin Fox and Nykk apparently both pinned Alan Mayse, clouding just who is going to receive the title shot at New Dawn. Will Nykk allow another man to go for the title he wants? Will he make it a Three Way Dance? We may just find out right here tonight.
("The Chase" hits and the Backseat Boyz make their way to the ring.)
David: The Backseat Boyz will be going for the tag titles at New Dawn, and you can be sure the Pyro Twins are still not happy about it.
Dick: Johnny Kashmere and Trent Acid have earned it with the victories they've gained over the last few months, but many would argue that the Pyro Twins should be next in line.
("Body Bomb" hits and the Surgeons make their way to the ring.)
David: Matt Stryker and John Walters are a team to be reckoned with, and a victory here would do wonders to propel them to a future title match.
Dick: What a tag team match this should be. As always, the tag situation here in MECCA is looking sharp.
(FINISH: The Backseats hit the Dream Sequence on Walters, but the Pyro Twins make their way to ringside. They get into an argument with Acid as Stryker gets up behind Kashmere. He lifts him into a fireman's carry and drops him with the Stryker Driver. He covers, but the ref tells him Kashmere's not legal. Acid tries to blindside Stryker, but Dusty trips him. As Acid turns to the Pyro Twins, Stryker lifts him onto his shoulders and he and Walters hit the Human Error. Stryker covers for the three count.)
Winners: The Surgeons
David: The Pyro Twins just cost the Backseats this match, and they're still a little pissed off that that the Backseats are getting this tag title shot.
Dick: A little pissed off?
David: A lot pissed off. Up next, the ladies of MECCA will be in action as Lisa Letty takes on the American Angel Sara Del Rey!
(Backstage, Nykk and Ronin Fox are in the locker room.)
Nykk: I mean, what were you thinking last week? I was the legal man, you had no business making that cover...
Fox: First of all, I didn't feel you tag in, and the ref didn't see it either. As far as I knew I was the legal man. Besides, I thought we were in agreement about who was going after the title...
Nykk: Well, thanks to your screw-up, now we're in deep. I have to decide which of us gets the match with Eddie at New Dawn.
Fox: Yeah, I can see where this ends.
(Joey Sprinklers enters.)
Joey: Nykk, buddy!
Nykk: Buddy?
Joey: It's me, Joey! Listen, I gotta tell ya, what ya's did at the MECCA Challenge was fantastic. I can see where the power is here in MECCA, and I'm ready to line up right behind ya, just like old times!
Nykk: Wait, wait. What are you saying, Joey? You're the Toughman Champion, and you want to be my lackey again?
Joey: Yeah, yeah, I gots the title, and I'll bring it to the House of Lords if ya let me join. Whaddya say?
Nykk: Well... I do have a thing for champions, and this would make it a lot easier than sending someone to kill you in the ring and take the title. All right, you're our newest member... for now.
Joey: And about this thing with Stone at the PPV...
Nykk: Don't worry about it. We'll take care of it. (nods to Fox, then looks at Joey) I don't want any disappointments like in the past. When you're with us, you'd better...
(Huh suddenly roars in and charges Nykk. He forearms him from behind, sending Nykk into Fox and Joey, taking them all down. Huh picks Nykk up and starts hammering him with rights and then rams him into the lockers before officials arrive and drag him away.)
Huh: Caldwell was my shot! He was my only shot! You took him away...
(They drag Huh out into the hallway as Joey helps Nykk up.)
Joey: Why, I oughta... you just say the word, just say it, and I'll break his knees!
Nykk: No! No, I want that piece of garbage in the ring myself! And it's going to happen tonight! And if you know what's good for you, Joey, you'll be out there with me!
(Nykk shoves his way past Joey and Fox and exits the locker room.)
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Edge of Seventeen" hits and Lisa Letty makes her way to the ring.)
David: We're back, and we just found out that we're going to have Huh vs. Nykk later tonight. But right now, here comes the First Lady of MECCA, and I guess that moniker has never been truer. Lisa Letty orchestrated this whole plot, this takeover, by the House of Lords, which now has a new member in the Toughman Champion Joey Sprinklers.
Dick: Joey has always had that attachment to Nykk, and he seems to be willing to take a step backwards in his career in order to get in with the boss.
("Alcoholocaust" hits and Sara Del Rey makes her way to the ring.)
David: The American Angel is ready to step up and prove herself in the ladies' division of MECCA, but what a task ahead of her, as she has to deal with the former two-time Ladies' Champion.
Dick: Lisa has another shot at the title coming up at New Dawn, but she's in for a big surprise if she just considers this her warm up match.
(FINISH: Del Rey charges Lisa and takes her down with a boot to the midsection. She hooks her for the Royal Butterfly, but Lisa drops to one knee and escapes, going behind Sara and trying for the Clockstopper. Del Rey knees her in the face and hooks her again. She gets her up in the Royal Butterfly, but instead of taking her over for the powerslam, she flips her up into a Gory Guerrero Special. Lisa manages to get her feet free and kicks off the top turnbuckle. She flips to her feet and rolls Sara up with an inside cradle, hooking the bottom rope with her feet for the three count.)
Winner: Lisa Letty
David: Sara Del Rey was robbed, as Lisa Letty just blatantly cheated to win this match! She does not need to do those kinds of things to win matches.
Dick: But she does them now, and I'm sure it's because she can. You think she's going to see any repercussions from Nykk?
David: Speaking of Nykk, I'm told that he doesn't want to wait any longer, and his match with Huh will be coming up next.
(Backstage, Bill Bicknell is standing by with Kevin Stone.)
Bill: I'm here with Kevin Stone, and Kevin, last week you made your feelings known about the House of Lords and Nykk himself. Now your opponent for New Dawn, Joey Sprinklers, has teamed up with the very people you vowed to take down.
Stone: Well, this just makes it easier to kill two birds with one Stone. Joey, your days as champion were numbered anyway. But now, instead of being quick and painless, every punch, every slam, every submission is going to have that extra bit of effort behind it, and you will feel as if you are on the human torture rack.
(Eddie Crowe enters.)
Eddie: Pardon me for interrupting, Kevin. I know we haven't exactly been friends here in MECCA, but you saw what the House of Lords did to me at the MECCA Challenge, and I know we can find some kind of common cause. Next week, I've got Ronin Fox and Cynric in a tag match, but the only thing I don't have is a partner. And I can think of no better man than someone who has been betrayed once again by Nykk, and who will fight with all his heart to put an end to the House of Lords.
Stone: Eddie, you're right. We're not friends. As a matter of fact, that belt you've been carrying around for a year... I've been waiting for someone to come and knock you off that pedestal so that I don't have to be remembered anymore as the guy who WAS champion. But I can see that I'm just going to have to take that belt back from you myself. And that future will be here soon enough. But for next week, if you want to cause some havoc and bury the House of Lords, I will stand right beside you.
(He extends his hand and Eddie shakes it.)
Eddie: I can respect that. And after I'm through with either Fox or Nykk at New Dawn, you can bet that you and I will tangle for this belt once again. You win that Toughman Title, and we'll find out who the better champion is.
(Eddie walks away.)
Bill: It looks like we have our match set for next week, Kevin.
Stone: For the immediate future, I find myself teaming with someone I don't like to face two people I hate with a passion. I'll take that risk, but he better not look past me when I stand across the ring from him again very soon...
(Ronin Fox and Cynric suddenly attack from behind. Fox clips the knee as Cynric kicks Stone in the face. Fox gets a chair and holds it to Stone's head as Cynric gives it a modified Lift Off. Stone goes down, and Fox drives the chair into Stone's knee. He yells in pain, and Cynric puts him in a sharpshooter.)
Fox: How's this for two birds with one stone? Not only are we going to make sure that you won't team with Eddie next week, but there's no way you're getting that title from Joey either!
(He cracks Stone across the head with the chair, knocking him out as officials arrive and pull Fox and Cynric away.)
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Pajamarama" hits and Huh makes his way to the ring.)
David: I can't believe what we just saw before the break! I guess this is the norm for Go Time now, just ambush after ambush. Kevin Stone is on his way to the hospital, and the way it looks now, Eddie Crowe may be without a partner next week.
Dick: If that's the case, Cynric and Fox will dismantle him right before his title defense at New Dawn.
David: And Huh earlier took the initiative against Nykk, attacking him despite the presence of two other men in the room, and Nykk was livid and demanded this match.
("Destroy" hits and Nykk makes his way to the ring. Looking perturbed, he walks back to the curtain and drags Joey Sprinklers out with him.)
David: The newest member of the House of Lords is Joey Sprinklers, who was slated for action in the main event against Kevin Stone and Cynric in a non-title Triangle Match, but with Joey now in the House of Lords and Stone out of action, who knows what's going to happen.
Dick: I think Nykk wants Joey to prove himself as a member of the House of Lords by watching his back out here, which may be a result of some fear on Nykk's part. Believe it or not, Huh has been one of his toughest opponents in recent months.
(FINISH: Huh goes for the Windbreaker, but Nykk lands behind him and goes for the Trinity. After the German suplex, Huh breaks the full nelson and sends Nykk flying with a butt bump. He bounces off the ropes and catches Nykk with a bulldog. He goes up for the moonsault, but Nykk gets to his feet and dropkicks Huh in the ass, causing him to go headfirst into the ring post. Nykk goes up top and hits a somersault powerbomb, segueing into the Cedarleaf. He immediately falls back for the Limit Break, and Huh screams in pain and immediately taps out. It takes the ref a few moments to make Nykk break the hold.)
Winner: Nykk
David: Nykk with an impressive victory over Huh, who was not able to put away the Alpha Wolf.
Dick: If the original plan was for Fox to spearhead this faction as champion, Nykk may be changing that with some of these victories he's been getting.
(Huh gets to his feet and tries to attack Nykk again, but Joey intercepts him with the Toughman belt. He gives Huh Da Sprinklanator right onto the belt, and Nykk looks a little impressed.)
David: Joey just blindsided Huh and may have given him a concussion, and Nykk looks happy about it.
Dick: So far, so good for Joey Sprinklers.
David: Up next, there's tag team action coming your way. Matt Sydal and Delirious will take on Jack Fletcher and Tristan Lee of the UK Wrecking Crew!
(Backstage, Bill Bicknell is with Bryan Danielson.)
Bill: Fans, it is my pleasure to welcome back the American Dragon Bryan Danielson, and Bryan, we haven't seen you in action since the MECCA Challenge III, and I understand you have a return date planned.
Danielson: Indeed I do, Bill Bicknell. I've stated before that it was my destiny to become the MECCA World Champion, and I start my journey again very soon. With the big shakeup at the MECCA Challenge, I've been biding my time, formulating a plan and surveying the competition. And I'm ready to come back better than ever, and I will do so next week.
Bill: Then it's same to assume that you will be going after the House of Lords?
Danielson: I'm going after gold, Bill Bicknell, but right now the House of Lords are in a position to own a lot of it. But yes, Nykk and I aren't through by a long shot. The last time we met one on one, it was him pinning my shoulders to the mat, and then I find out that this David Caldwell Project that I worked so hard to destroy from within, was all a creation by him and that raggedy-ann girlfriend of his. Nykk, you have a lot to answer for, and next week I start with the tough questions.
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Problems" hits and Jack Fletcher and Tristan Lee make their way to the ring.)
David: It's time for a tag team grudge match, as the UK Wrecking Crew will be represented by one of the original members, Jack Fletcher, as well as young Tristan Lee.
Dick: These two aren't used to teaming together, so it will be interesting to see how they do as a tandem.
("Clavicle" hits and Matt Sydal and Delirious make their way to the ring.)
David: These two have definitely been having their problems with the UK Wrecking Crew recently, and they plan on evening the score right here tonight.
Dick: They'll have to watch out, because you never know where other members of the UKWC might be.
(FINISH: Sydal goes for the Here It Is Driver on Lee, but Fletcher takes him down with a running double axehandle. Delirious dropkicks him from behind and Fletcher falls into the corner. Delirious hits the Panic Attack, but gets taken down with a spinning heel kick from Lee. He ducks a clothesline from Sydal, and Sydal slides back underneath Lee's legs and rolls him up with a rolling clutch for the three count.)
Winners: Matt Sydal and Delirious
David: Delirious and Sydal win it clean!
Dick: Sydal got his revenge on Lee for last week, and I get the feeling this rivalry is only heating up.
(Andy Nathans runs out and attacks Sydal from behind. He gives him a flatliner, and then stomps on him until the Human Tornado runs out. He hits Nathans with right hands, and bounces off the ropes to nail a flying forearm. However, when he bounces off the ropes again, Nikki Chandler trips him out of nowhere. The UKWC brawl with Tornado, Delirious and Sydal, with Chandler cheering them on, until Gail Kim runs out. She tackles Chandler, and they brawl until officials come out to separate the two teams.)
David: It's pandemonium here in Dayton. These two groups want at each other!
(Nathans gets a mic.)
Nathans: Hey! Sydal, Delirious, you two think you can beat us like that and not expect retaliation? We're the top faction in MECCA, and we aim to prove it at New Dawn. We want all four of you in the ring... we want a first ever eight-person mixed tag for the pay-per-view. For the first time, the entire UKWC competes in one match. What do you say?
(Sydal and Tornado tell them to bring it on while Kim nods her approval. Delirious chews on his tassles.)
David: It looks like we've got another matchup for New Dawn, a first ever eight-person mixed tag! We have to take a break, but we'll return with more MECCA action.
(Commercial Break)
(Backstage, the Pyro Twins are hanging out in a hallway.)
Jay: Did you see the look on Acid's face when you tripped him? That was awesome.
Dusty: Those Backdoor Boyz better think twice if they think they're winning the tag titles. But if they do, we'll be ready for them.
(The Surgeons enter.)
Stryker: Hey, Pyro Twins. What the hell was that out there? You have no business getting involved in our match.
Jay: Relax. We were just having some fun with Acid and Kashmere...
Walters: When we win because of you, it makes us look bad, and guess what? Less title shots come our way as a result. No one asked for your help.
Dusty: I didn't see you hesitating to capitalize...
Stryker: You just stay out of our business. We're going to be the next tag team champs, not you.
(Stryker shoves Dusty and the Surgeons walk away. Jay helps Dusty regain his balance.)
Jay: You all right?
Dusty: The next time they do that, they burn. When we win the tag titles, I hope they decide to try us.
(In the arena, "Hit That" hits and Joey Sprinklers skateboards his way to the ring.)
David: For some reason, Joey Sprinklers is coming out here now. We were supposed to have a main event tonight of a non-title Triangle Match between Joey Sprinklers, Cynric and Kevin Stone, but of course, Kevin Stone is recuperating from an attack by the House of Lords at the hospital, and the good news is that he will be good to go for next week. And of course, now that Joey Sprinklers has joined up with Nykk, Cynric has been pulled from the match.
Dick: Then why is he out here if he has no one to fight?
(Joey gets a mic.)
Joey: I'm out here right now to say how good I'm in with da boss. Nykk, you're a good man, taking me on like this, and I appreciate it. I've already proven that I can be valuable, and as Toughman Champion, I'm da first to bring gold to the House of Lords! And now that Stone is hurt, New Dawn is going to be no problem at all. So hit my music again; you people get no main event. I'm goin' out to party, because I'm untouchable!
("Hit That" hits, but suddenly stops and "Fighter's Passion" takes over. Low Ki makes his way through the curtain with a mic.)
David: Wait a minute, it's Low Ki! You know he's not happy at the way things turned out against the House of Lords last week, and he absolutely despises Joey Sprinklers.
Low Ki: Sprinkles, I warned you that if you were looking for Nykk, you'd better be looking to punch him in the face. But you had to go and do exactly the opposite, didn't you? You never learn. And you're saying you're untouchable? Far from it. Because I'm here, I don't have a match tonight, and I've decided that I want a shot at that Toughman Title, and I want it right now!
(He throws down the mic and walks to the ring. Joey protests to the ref, but the ref says that anyone can claim a shot at the Toughman Title.)
David: Low Ki's taking a shot at the Toughman Title, and it looks like Joey Sprinklers has just talked himself into a corner!
Dick: With our main event kaput, Ki's making the most of this opportunity. Joey had better hope the rest of the House of Lords is listening and come out here, because he's in big trouble.
(FINISH: Ki gives Joey the Tidal Crush, and then goes for the Ki Krusher. Joey escapes and rolls up Ki, hooking the tights. Ki kicks out, and Joey rolls him up with a magistral cradle, putting his feet on the ropes. Ki kicks out again. They get up, and Joey sends Ki down with a clothesline. He thinks for a moment and then goes outside and throws in a chair. As the ref gets rid of it, Joey grabs the Toughman belt. He charges Ki, but Ki trips him and then kicks the belt into Joey's face. He gives Joey the Ki Krusher and covers, but Joey somehow manages to kick out at the last second. He goes up for the double stomp, but Joey manages to crotch him onto the top turnbuckle. Joey goes for a hurricanrana off the top, but Ki holds on and brings him back up, dumping him face first onto the top turnbuckle. He brings Joey up to the top and gives him a super Ki Krusher onto the ring apron. Joey falls limp to the floor, and Ki rolls him back inside the ring. He covers and gets the three count.)
Winner: Low Ki
David: We have a new Toughman Champion, and Low Ki may have just ended the career of Joey Sprinklers!
Dick: None of Joey's tricks worked on Ki, who has just decimated Joey Sprinklers and on his first night as a member of the House of Lords, Joey has lost the very title he brought to the group.
(Nykk walks down the aisle, holding his arms out in a WTF manner. Low Ki passes him and mocks him with the Toughman belt as Nykk flips out. In the ring, Joey is looking glassy eyed, but finally manages to pull himself up with the ropes. Nykk looks at him with extreme disapproval.)
David: Nykk is not happy with his newest acquisition, and it looks like the House of Lords is going to have a tougher time getting MECCA gold than they thought. We'll see you next week on Go Time, fans!