("Neocon" opening.)
Skippy: Tonight, MECCA comes to you from Kansas City Missouri, for another edition of Go Time! I'm, uh, Skippy, along with Dick Broccoli, and tonight we once again have David Caldwell in charge, so who the hell knows what's going to happen.
Dick: Hopefully it won't be as big of a disaster as two weeks ago, but one match we know is signed is a tag team match. Tristan Lee teams with Joey Sprinklers to take on Alan Mayse and Matt Sydal.
("Soul Creation" hits and Cynric makes his way to the ring.)
Skippy: This is the last Go Time before Bloody Valentine and the Six Man Apocalypse this Saturday in Los Angeles, and Cynric has finally secured a match for a spot on the Contender Star.
Dick: That was the deal he made with his brother. If Cynric gets on the Contender Star, he gets the World Title shot against Eddie Crowe.
("Burning Times" hits and Dusty Schneble makes his way to the ring.)
Skippy: Dusty Schneble is in the Six Man Apocalypse this Saturday, and being on the Contender Star guarantees that he draws from numbers 15-25, and he plans on keeping it that way.
Dick: Dusty is a strong contender in any division, but he's set to go up against an old nemesis right here.
(FINISH: Cynric whips Dusty into the corner and charges, but Dusty gets his foot up. He sits on the top turnbuckle and tries to take Cynric over with a Tornado DDT. However, Cynric sets him back on the top turnbuckle and gives him a hard palm strike. He puts Dusty up on his shoulders and delivers the Shock Cannon, covering for the three count.)
Winner: Cynric
Skippy: That did it, and now Cynric will get the title match at Bloody Valentine, which means Ronin Fox will be participating in the Six Man Apocalypse.
Dick: Strong victory from Cynric, as he puts away one half of the Pyro Twins, and now he'll get the match he's been waiting for with Dusty's best friend, Eddie Crowe.
(Dusty gets up, but Cynric sends him back down with a spinning heel kick and gets a mic.)
Cynric: Now we make it official... my brother and I made a deal with Katie Piehl a few weeks ago stating that one of us would receive a World Title shot at Bloody Valentine. Well, I fulfilled my end, so Eddie Crowe, get out here right now and accept my challenge!
(He continues stomping on Dusty until Eddie Crowe makes his way out. Cynric ducks out of the ring, and Eddie grabs his abandoned mic.)
Eddie: Cynric, you've been a thorn in my side since I came to MECCA, and I will be more than happy to end this once and for all at Bloody Valentine. Because what you fail to realize is that I will always be here to put you in your place, no matter how many times we wrestle. I'll bring the pain... all you've got to do is show up. See you this Saturday.
(Eddie helps Dusty to his feet.)
Skippy: Our World Title bout is official for this Saturday when MECCA debuts in Los Angeles. We'll have more MECCA action when we come back.
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Afternoon Delight" hits and the David Caldwell Project make their way to the ring.)
Skippy: We're back on Go Time, and if Caldwell somehow manages to gain booking control of Go Time, can we look forward to having to see him come out here and talk about nothing every week?
Dick: I don't know, but he sure does love coming out and addressing the crowd for inordinate periods of time.
(Caldwell gets a mic.)
Caldwell: Hello to everyone here in the great state of Kansas!
Skippy: We're in Missouri, Caldwell.
Caldwell: I know you people were all craving some MECCA action, but I didn't expect your entire state population to come out to tonight's show!
Skippy: There are about one thousand fans in the crowd, but the joke doesn't work seeing as how we're not in Kansas.
Caldwell: As you can see, the David Caldwell Project is here in full force tonight, minus one Bryan Danielson, who I wanted to take it easy tonight and catch up on his rest, because this Saturday at Bloody Valentine, he will win the Six Man Apocalypse once again for the David Caldwell Project, and he will go on to the MECCA Challenge III to become your new World Champion! As for tonight, I have some good news. I managed to move the semi-finals of the upper bracket of the Women's World Cup to the pay-per-view this Saturday, so I don't have that albatross around my neck tonight. Unfortunately, a mandate from the board of directors states that there has to be at least one women's match per show, so we'll be getting that out of the way after I'm done here. Tonight is a historic night in the history of MECCA. I promised an entertaining surprise, and I will deliver. I have a big main event for you, and I mean HUGE! Representing the David Caldwell Project will be my main man Huh. And he will be facing anyone in the back who is man enough to accept his challenge. It could be anybody who's been trained to wrestle, and they don't even have to work for MECCA. I...
("Destroy" hits and Nykk makes his way onto the stage.)
Skippy: Here comes Nykk, who isn't about to let Caldwell ramble on for another twenty minutes.
Dick: I am a bit intrigued about what he said for the main event, though.
(Nykk gets a mic.)
Nykk: Caldwell, Caldwell, Caldwell... to say that I'm a little upset with you and your group would be an understatement. Somehow, and I don't know how, you managed to convert Bryan Danielson to your cause, someone I thought for sure would be on our side in this whole affair. But Bryan had to betray MECCA, professional wrestling and his own values and most importantly, he did it at my expense. And since you've deprived me of the opportunity of fighting him tonight, I'll just have to wait until the Six Man Apocalypse at Bloody Valentine, because I know our paths will cross at some point. But the reason I'm out here now is on behalf of Katie Piehl. You see, last week when you tried to pull your little prank to get Katie out of the building and subsequently out of authority, you left this behind in her office.
(Nykk holds up a little black book. Caldwell reaches for it, but Nykk keeps it away from him.)
Nykk: In it, you wrote your little outline for tonight's show, as well as your plans for the rest of the month. And one thing I noticed is that nowhere in the month of February do you have the CDT defending those ghastly tag titles they wear. And since Katie Piehl still has the ability to book matches even though she's not in control, just as you did, she has ordered that a tag title defense will take place tonight. The CDT will put the belts on the line against... the Pyro Twins!
(Caldwell and the CDT throw tantrums.)
Nykk: But that's not all... tonight, you promised an "entertaining" surprise, but you're nothing but a liar, so I looked into it. You were going to make this challenge, and then you were going to claim that none other than former WWE and WCW Superstar Scott Hall was going to accept it, only to have Kishi come out dressed as Hall and carrying a beer bottle, all in an inane attempt to poke fun at a fallen man. Not only is making fun of Hall so seven years ago, it also would have been a bait and switch. And we just don't do those in MECCA.
(Caldwell throws another tantrum.)
Caldwell: You ruined it! Everything down the toilet! This was going to be a ratings bonanza, and you had to come out here and...
Nykk: I require silence when I'm talking, you fat load! Do not be taken in by my laid back persona. You know that I still call upon the cold blooded killer I used to be when the time is right. And that time is tonight!
(Caldwell hides behind Chan and Kishi, even though Nykk hasn't made a move.)
Nykk: And tonight, you're right, Huh will be in the main event, and the man accepting the challenge is... me!
(Huh expresses some concern to Caldwell. Caldwell ignores him and tells Kishi to come with him. Kishi escorts Caldwell out through the crowd and toward the arena exit.)
Nykk: That's a smart move, Caldwell. And Huh, tonight is your last night in the ring. I will do exactly what I plan to do to Bryan Danielson when I get my hands on him, so be sure to invite him to your hospital bed and give him every excruciating detail. Tonight, MECCA strikes back and we are leaving your entire group in shambles!
("Destroy" plays and Nykk leaves.)
Skippy: Nykk will take on Huh later tonight, and also the Pyro Twins get a shot at the tag titles. We'll be right back!
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Shadows of the Night" hits and Rebecca Knox and Sara Del Rey make their way to the ring.)
Skippy: We're back on Go Time, and though the upper bracket semi-finals of the Women's World Cup have been moved to the pay-per-view, we are going to see a tag match involving those four ladies right here tonight.
Dick: These two could potentially be opponents in the finals, so you know that Del Rey is looking at this as an opportunity to learn about her partner. I don't know if the loose brain rattling around inside Knox's head allows her those kinds of ideas.
("Sensi" hits and Daizee Haze and Wesna make their way to the ring.)
Skippy: Interestingly enough, the two Americans are on opposite sides of the match, but these two have to be prepared for the possibility that they will be opponents after Saturday as well.
Dick: All four of these ladies have done an exceptional job to make it so far in the upper bracket, and this is a good chance to see what they all have to offer before they collide at Bloody Valentine.
(FINISH: Daizee takes out Del Rey with a missile dropkick, and Wesna goes for the cover, but Knox breaks it up. Daizee grabs her by the head and drives it repeatedly into her knee. She bounces off the ropes and delivers a Yakuza Kick. However, that allows Del Rey to plant Daizee with a German suplex. She tells Knox to get up, but Rebecca rolls out of the ring and brushes off her opponents, heading to the back. Del Rey watches her go, yelling for her to come back, but gets rolled up by Wesna for a two count. Sara gives Wesna a running kick, but walks right into a Mind Trip from Daizee, who covers and gets the three count.)
Winners: Daizee Haze and Wesna Skippy: Daizee and Wesna are triumphant after Knox refused to help her partner any further and hightailed it out of here.
Dick: We knew K-nox wasn't all there, but she better hope that she and Del Rey's paths do not cross in this tournament.
Skippy: Rebecca Knox is making all sorts of enemies here in MECCA, but up next Joey Sprinklers and Tristan Lee will team up to take on Alan Mayse and Matt Sydal!
(In the office, Katie Piehl is standing in front of the desk.)
Katie: Hello, fans of MECCA! I'm co-owner Katie Piehl, and it is my gleeful duty to inform you that for the second time now, David Caldwell has abandoned his post by leaving the building, which puts me back in charge. And yes, tonight you will see the tag title match go down as planned, and you will see Nykk vs. Huh. But right now, I want to apologize to you all for the lack of hype surrounding Bloody Valentine. We assure you it will be a great event, but with all the chaos over who gets to book shows in the last month, we haven't been able to give it our full attention. However, it will have a main event of the Six Man Apocalypse, which speaks for itself. The Women's World Cup will continue, and you will see Alan Mayse in his last Toughman Title defense before he hits his goal of 290 days as champion. And it will be MECCA's debut on the West Coast, as we will be coming at you live from Los Angeles, so you know it's going to be a special night. Enjoy the rest of the show, and we hope to see you this Saturday for Bloody Valentine.
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Hit That" hits and Joey Sprinklers and Tristan Lee make their way to the ring.)
Skippy: We're back on Go Time, and of course Joey will go for the Toughman Title this Saturday, but tonight he forms a rather odd tandem with the newest member of the UK Wrecking Crew, Tristan Lee.
Dick: Lee is a hot newcomer with a tremendous upside, and he has the chance of a lifetime as well this Saturday, as he will be in the Six Man Apocalypse.
("Seven Nation Army" hits and Alan Mayse and Matt Sydal make their way to the ring.)
Skippy: Alan is in his tenth month as Toughman Champion now, and after this Saturday he'll have beaten his previous title record from when he was RCW Champion.
Dick: And you know that Sydal just wants to get in there with his former partner Joey, after the way that Joey dumped him like a bad habit.
(FINISH: Alan goes for the Tiger Bomb on Joey, but Tristan saves him at the last minute. Sydal dropkicks him out of the ring and then bounces off the ropes, hitting a twisting moonsault. Alan goes after Joey again, but he pulls down the second rope and dumps Alan out of the ring. Alan pulls him out and starts brawling with him on the floor. Sydal throws Tristan back in and goes up for the Shooting Sydal Press. Tristan moves out of the way and turns Sydal inside out with a running kick. He picks Sydal up and gives him the Degenerate Driver, covering for the three count as Alan and Joey brawl to the back.)
Winners: Joey Sprinklers and Tristan Lee
Skippy: Joey and Tristan are your winners, but Joey might not even make it to his title match this Saturday if he keeps fighting with Alan back there.
Dick: It's definitely going to be pandemonium in the Toughman Title Match, but Joey seems confident that he can beat Alan.
Skippy: When we return, the tag titles will be on the line as the Pyro Twins go for the gold against the CDT!
(In the locker room, Nykk is lacing up his boots when Lisa Letty enters.)
Lisa: Nykk!
Nykk: Hey, darling.
Lisa: Listen, I have a really bad feeling about this match tonight. What if it's a trap? We don't know that Caldwell and Kishi are really gone, or that Danielson's not lurking around here somewhere for that matter. You've got the Six Man Apocalypse coming up, and I just don't want to see you...
Nykk: Lisa, it's going to be fine. If it's a trap, I don't care. I have to stand up for MECCA, and taking out Huh is a great way to make a statement. But listen, if I am jumped, I don't want you coming out there to help me. You're hurt already, and I don't want anything bad to happen to you like what went down back in August.
Lisa: But...
Nykk: No buts. Don't worry about me; I've got someone watching my back. I need you to just root for me, okay?
(He kisses her on the cheek and leaves. Lisa still looks worried.)
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Burning Times" hits and the Pyro Twins make their way to the ring.)
Skippy: It's time for the match to determine the MECCA Tag Team Champions, as Jay Crowe and Dusty Schneble make their way down.
Dick: They've been tag team champs before, but this time they're fighting against sports entertainment and they're here to prove that professional wrestling will triumph on any day.
("Sweet Dreams" hits and the CDT make their way to the ring, along with Medea Knight.)
Skippy: It was last week that Caldwell unveiled those new spinner belts, despite the fact that it doesn't even make sense for the CDT to have them and only degrades the tag titles even more than it does having the CDT hold them.
Dick: I guess Caldwell really did leave, because usually he's out here with them, but tonight we're seeing the CDT's usual manager, the lovely Medea Knight.
(Medea gets a mic.)
Medea: I was just talking to David Caldwell on the phone... (CB tells her to say it like Caldwell wanted.)
Medea: I'm sorry... I was talking to the magnificent Mr. David Caldwell on the phone before this match, and he instructed me to inform you, Jay, and you, Dusty, that this is a designated undercard match on this episode of Go Time. Therefore, though this match is for the tag titles, it has a five minute time limit.
Skippy: Oh, come on!
(Jay and Dusty protest to the ref, but he says there's nothing he can do about it. The CDT attack them and the bell rings.)
Dick: We're off with our tag title match, but the Pyro Twins only have five minutes to win these belts. The countdown is on!
(FINISH: At the four minute mark, Jay drives CB down with the Overhaul. Before he can cover, Dreamo comes in with one of the tag belts and tries to hit Jay with it. He ducks, and Dusty clocks Dreamo with a hard right. Jay then sends him down with a spinning heel kick, and picks up CB. CB pokes him in the eyes, and takes Dusty over with a flying headscissors. He goes up for a missile dropkick, but Jay moves out of the way. He and Dusty whip CB into the ropes and Dreamo makes a blind tag. They give CB a double flapjack and Jay covers, but the ref informs him that CB's not legal. Dreamo charges in, but Jay and Dusty quickly hit Final Darkness with five seconds left. Jay covers, but CB holds the ref's arm back from making the three count, allowing the time to run out and the bell rings.)
Winner: Time Limit Draw
Skippy: Just like last week, the CDT had those titles lost, but once again cheated in order to keep the belts.
Dick: An indecisive finish once again, and the Pyro Twins are irate.
(The CDT and Medea run out of the ring and back up the ramp as breaks out a candle lighter and goes after them.)
Skippy: When we return, we'll have our main event as Nykk takes on Huh one on one.
(Backstage, Kelly Schweickart is walking down the hallway when she spots Shadow.)
Kelly: Shadow!
Shadow: Yes?
Kelly: You've been avoiding me all day, but I finally caught you. I know you saw that Katie Piehl has given me her blessing to go after the Ladies' Title, and I'm here to challenge you to defend that belt against me at Bloody Valentine this Saturday. What do you say?
Shadow: I say the same thing I said before. No way. After the display you put on, degrading our entire division just to get a shot at me, you think I'm going to put the belt on the line against the likes of you, with three days' notice no less?
Kelly: Well, look at it this way. You say what I did was degrading, and I can't argue with you there. The only reason I did it was because being Ladies' Champion is my dream, and it's something I work hard for every day. But you know as well as I do that if David Caldwell is to succeed, we're going to be seeing a lot more of that kind of garbage around here. That's not what I've worked for these past two years, and I know that's not what you've worked so hard for either. But the longer you refuse to defend that title, the more time it gives Caldwell for that type of match. But if you want to go out there and throw down, and show the world exactly what two female athletes can do, then you can ensure that this kind of thing never happens again here in MECCA.
Shadow: (sighs) All right, we'll do it at Bloody Valentine. But understand this... when I make you tap out, this is your last shot at the title as long as I'm champion.
Kelly: That's fine. One chance to prove myself is all I need.
Shadow: I can't afford to waste any more time on you. Now get out of my space.
(She shoulders past Kelly and exits.)
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Pajamarama" hits and Huh makes his way to the ring.)
Skippy: We just found out before the break that Shadow will be putting the Ladies' Title on the line at Bloody Valentine when she takes on Kelly Schweickart, and you know Kelly's been looking forward to this for a long time. But right now it's main event time, as Huh is out here to represent the David Caldwell Project.
Dick: Their plans got thrown off for tonight, thanks to David Caldwell being such a litterbug. Now it's Nykk who accepts Huh's "open challenge," which was not what David Caldwell wanted.
("Destroy" hits and Nykk makes his way to the ring.)
Skippy: Nykk is ready for this one. He's been waiting to get a member of the David Caldwell Project one on one for some time now, ever since he was beat down by Kishi and Bryan Danielson at Snowed In.
Dick: Nykk has to be wary of the other Project members lurking around, though. He doesn't seem to be too concerned, and that could cost him.
(FINISH: Nykk gives Huh the Trinity and then goes for the Cedarleaf. Jamie Chan runs out and gets on the apron, and Nykk goes over to take care of him. The ref gets between them, and Nykk clocks Chan with a right hand as Huh gets a chair from outside the ring. Chan falls off the apron but hooks his foot between the bottom and middle ropes. As the ref frees him, Huh blasts Nykk in the head with the chair. Nykk falls to his knees, and Huh cracks him across the back with the chair, then once more on the head. Nykk falls to the mat, and Huh covers. The ref turns around and makes the three count.)
Winner: Huh
Skippy: I don't believe this. Huh just picked up the victory over Nykk!
Dick: He had some help from Chan and a chair, but Huh just picked up a major win for the David Caldwell Project.
(Chan gets in the ring and starts stomping away on Nykk. Huh sets the chair on Nykk's chest and goes to the top rope, hitting him with a moonsault. He hits Nykk with rights until Kevin Stone runs down. He gets in the ring and clotheslines Chan. Huh attacks Stone with right hands and whips him into the ropes, but Stone reverses and gives him the Stone Crusher. Chan runs at Stone with the chair, but he kicks it back into his face with a big boot. Huh and Chan roll out of the ring as Stone tends to Nykk.)
Skippy: Thank goodness Kevin Stone was around, as I can't imagine that Huh and Chan would have left anything for Bryan Danielson as far as Nykk goes.
Dick: Stone is no fan of the David Caldwell Project either, and he couldn't just stand by while they were beating down his friend Nykk.
Skippy: That's all the time we have for this week, fans, but be sure to join us this Saturday as MECCA debuts in Los Angeles for Bloody Valentine. We'll see you later!