Rundown Results:
Daizee Haze b. Misery
UK Wrecking Crew b. Delirious and Human Tornado
Mercedes Martinez b. Kelly Schweickart
Alan Mayse and Jay Crowe b. Jamie Chan and Huh
("Neocon" opening.)
David: MECCA is here in Miami, Florida, and you are watching Go Time hit the air! I'm David Mills, along with Dick Broccoli, and we have a great lineup for you tonight. As we found out last week, Jay Crowe has requested a match with Jamie Chan of the David Caldwell Project in an attempt to get a spot on the Contender Star!
Dick: And of course, in a match made last week by David Caldwell, Zoe Alexander will take on Lisa Letty, and the stakes are high for Lisa on this one because if she loses, she has to participate in Caldwell's Bikini Quest!
David: We'll also hear from Bryan Danielson later on, as well as our Ladies' Champion Shadow, and much more action to come here on Go Time.
("Soul Creation" hits and Ronin Fox and Cynric make their way to the ring.)
David: Fox and Cynric had their problems last week, as we all thought that Nykk was unable to find a partner and would take them on in a handicap match, but none other than Kevin Stone showed up to be Nykk's partner, and the fight was on and didn't stop until the ref threw the match out.
Dick: The brothers' problems with Nykk and Stone are far from over, it would seem. But tonight, Fox and Cynric are looking to get back in contention for the tag titles.
("Body Bomb" hits and the Surgeons make their way to the ring.)
David: The Surgeons have been on a roll since debuting here in MECCA a few months ago, and they've been doing so well that they're being considered to challenge the Killer Kanines for the belts.
Dick: Whichever team wins this match would have to be considered the number one contenders, and it will be a true test for Walters and Stryker to see if they can get by the former champs.
(FINISH: Fox and Cynric go for the springboard Lift Off on Walters, but Nykk runs out and pulls Cynric off the apron, causing him to hit his head as Kevin Stone gets on the apron to distract the ref. Walters slips off Fox's shoulders and hits him with a European uppercut from behind. However, Fox kicks back and hits a low blow on Walters. He taunts Stone and then goes for the Tail End, but Walters sets him on Stryker's shoulders. Stryker turns around and he and Walters give Fox the Human Error. Walters makes the cover as Stone gets off the apron, and the ref makes the three count.)
Winners: The Surgeons
David: The Surgeons are victorious, thanks to an assist from Nykk and Kevin Stone, who seem intent on ruining the careers of Fox and Cynric.
Dick: They probably just prevented them from getting a shot at the tag titles, which would leave them open for a rematch against them. You can kind of see where they're going with this.
David: We'll be back with ladies' action, but right now we understand that Bryan Danielson has a cameraman in the back, so let's see what the American Dragon has to say.
(Backstage, Bryan Danielson is standing outside of Katie Piehl's office.)
Danielson: It's been a month-long road climbing back on the Contender Star, and thanks to my flawless record and doing what I set out to do, and that's prove that I'm the best in the world, I think it's time that I, the American Dragon, ascended to his proper place here in MECCA by getting his shot at Eddie Crowe's World Title. So I'm going to go into Katie Piehl's office right now and get that shot.
(He enters the office and finds Katie typing on her laptop.)
Katie: Bryan, to what do I owe this pleasure?
Danielson: Ms. Piehl, you know why I'm here. Over the last month, I've beaten some student, Tristan Lee, the Human Tornado, Delirious and John Walters, working my way back up on the Contender Star. And now it's only fitting that you do the right thing and name me as number one contender for the World Title. I'm ready to face Eddie Crowe again and right the wrong that happened back at Summertime Showdown.
Katie: I can see that. But Bryan, I want you to do one more thing before I give you that match. You see, we need a main event for tonight's Go Time, and I have a match in mind. It's against another man on the Contender Star, who is coming off a huge victory at No Regrets. And I'm talking about the MECCA Monster Kevin Stone. So how about I make Stone vs. Danielson right here tonight, with the winner getting the title shot at, say, New Year's Knockout on December 30, live from Indianapolis?
Danielson: I should have known I wouldn't be given what I want without a fight, but that's okay. I'll take on Kevin Stone tonight, because I'm the Best Wrestler in the World. Too good for these fans, and too good for Stone. So you tell him that I'm in, and later on in the main event, I'll show him exactly why the American Dragon can't be stopped.
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Want You Bad" hits and Nora Greenwald makes her way to the ring.)
David: We're back with action in the ladies' division, and look who's back in MECCA for a guest spot. None other than former WWE Women's Champion Nora Greenwald!
Dick: We haven't seen her since the MECCA Challenge II, but it's always a pleasure to have her compete, and she'll be taking on a debuting competitor here in MECCA.
("Alcoholocaust" by Machine Head hits and Sara Del Rey makes her way to the ring.)
David: This young woman has been making a name for herself in the professional wrestling industry, and she is Sara Del Rey, trained by the one and only American Dragon Bryan Danielson, and has even taken her name from her trainer, as she is known as the American Angel.
Dick: A technical marvel who also has the size advantage on most female competitors, Del Rey is looking to make her name in MECCA, and you can bet she has her eye on a spot in the Women's World Cup.
(FINISH: Greenwald tries for the Nora-Go-Round, but Del Rey plants her with a powerbomb. She covers for a two count. She whips Nora into the ropes, but gets reversed. Nora puts her head down, and Del Rey hooks her arms, lifting her into a standing butterfly lock. After a few moments, she tosses Nora over into a butterfly suplex and covers for the three count.)
Winner: Sara Del Rey
David: A successful debut for the American Angel, and an impressive one over a ring veteran like Nora Greenwald!
Dick: If Katie Piehl is looking for an American representative for the Women's World Cup, who better than the American Angel Sara Del Rey?
David: Speaking of Katie Piehl, we understand that Bill Bicknell has her in the back right now.
(Backstage, Bill Bicknell is standing by with Katie Piehl.)
Bill: I'm here with MECCA co-owner Katie Piehl, and Ms. Piehl, we just saw an impressive debut from Sara Del Rey, and we understand that she's a prime contender to be in the Women's World Cup.
Katie: She certainly is, and that's why she got this opportunity tonight. Like I said, I'll be keeping a close eye on our American competitors over the next few weeks to determine just who will represent the good old USA in the Women's World Cup. But I'm also proud to announce that ten countries will be sending participants here to MECCA to compete in this tournament. And just today, I made deals to secure some European talent. So it is my pleasure to announce that representing Germany in the World Cup will be the very talented Wesna. From Ireland, one of the best female wrestlers in the world today, Rebecca Knox will be on her way to MECCA. And an up and coming talent from the UK, the lovely Nikki Chandler will represent the Motherland. More talent is going to be announced in the coming weeks, as I am in negotiations with a women's wrestling legend from Japan, and someone from way down under in Australia will be coming to MECCA to try her hand.
Bill: We're all certainly looking forward to that, and we have to take a quick break. More action when we return, as Jay Crowe will take on Jamie Chan one on one!
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "On the Speedway" hits and Jamie Chan makes his way to the ring, accompanied by David Caldwell.)
David: Now is Jamie Chan's opportunity to make a mark as a singles wrestler, now that the team of Stage One is no more. He's already on the Contender Star thanks to a victory over Low Ki back in October, but he now has to hold onto that spot.
Dick: Chan is very quick, and if he's able to score some big singles victories, he could just as quickly get a shot at Eddie Crowe's title.
("Burning Times" hits and Jay Crowe makes his way to the ring.)
David: Jay Crowe stood by and watched as his partner Dusty Schneble received a MECCA title shot last week with the blessing of Eddie Crowe, and he now seeks one for himself, but to do that he has to secure his spot on the Contender Star.
Dick: Jay hits very hard, and also has a bit of quickness and technical knowledge on his side. Chan is facing off against a very dangerous competitor, even if he doesn't wrestle as often in singles competition.
(FINISH: Chan goes for a jumping spin kick, but Jay dropkicks him out of midair. He whips him into the corner and hits a belly-to-belly suplex, covering for a two count. He goes for the Overhaul, but gets his eyes raked. They both go for STOs at the same time, but both end up falling face first to the mat. They get up and exchange rights, and Chan nails Jay with a spinning back kick. He goes for a shirunai, but Jay pushes him into the corner and then lifts him and hits the Overhaul as he staggers out. He covers and gets the three count.)
Winner: Jay Crowe
David: Jay Crowe will now seek a shot at the MECCA World Championship, as he has taken Chan's spot on the Contender Star.
Dick: And David Caldwell can't be happy about that.
David: He's more concerned with Round 3 of the Bikini Quest, and that will take place when we return, unfortunately.
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, the Bikini Quest music is playing, and Zoe Alexander, Medea Knight, Candi, Sandi and Brandi make their way to the ring, all wearing bikinis. David Caldwell is already in the ring.)
Caldwell: Welcome everyone, to the third round of the Bikini Quest! I am your host, David Caldwell, co-owner of MECCA and leader of the David Caldwell Project. Once again, the voting has been underway at the MECCA website, and another MECCA starlet has been voted off from this great contest. But first, I just want to say that after Zoe beats Lisa Letty here tonight and she has to compete in the Bikini Quest... Lisa, have I ever got the outfit picked out for you, and you'll definitely be right here in this ring next week in all your glory.
David: I'm sure Lisa will have something to say about that. And as dumb as this contest is, is it really fair to just insert someone halfway through? I mean, a $10,000 prize is cheap even for Caldwell, but that's still a good deal of money for any of these individuals.
Caldwell: And Lisa, as much as you hate this whole concept, you would never be in this situation if you hadn't taken it upon yourself to come out here last week and run down David Caldwell Sports Entertainment! And for any of you in the back who might feel the same way, I realized last week that I need someone to make sure that no one interferes with this contest, someone to be a bouncer, if you will. And this man will take care of any problems that arise. He is the innovator of perhaps the funniest and most entertaining move in wrestling history, and someone that is going to provide some great entertainment even after the Bikini Quest is over... ladies and gentlemen, the master of the Stinkface, Kishi Fatu!
("Afternoon Delight" hits and Kishi Fatu makes his way to the ring, wearing a suit and sunglasses.)
David: Former WWE Superstar Kishi Fatu has shown up here in MECCA, and I never thought I'd see the day!
Dick: At over 400 lbs., I don't think anybody is going to come out here and get in his face.
David: He's good in the ring in his own right, backed up by the fact that he's held just about every single title in WWE, but he's been held back in the past by his over-the-top gimmick and antics, which is why I'm sure that Caldwell found him such an attractive signing.
(Kishi stands at the end of the aisle and crosses his arms.)
Caldwell: Now, on with the contest! The voting is in, ladies, and we have our elimination for this week. And I'm sorry to say... that my very own member of the David Caldwell Project, Medea Knight, has been eliminated!
(Medea doesn't look too disappointed, and rather quickly leaves the ring.)
Caldwell: I just want to say that you, Medea, have been an extreme disappointment, and I figured a body like yours would go much longer, both in this contest and in other areas.
David: I'm sure she appreciates that.
Caldwell: But be that as it may, it is now time for Round 3! And here to assist with this week's contest... me! And before I do that, I just have to unzip my pants.
David: Please God, no!
(Caldwell unzips his pants and pulls out a sponge.)
Caldwell: Now I'm sure all you ladies know, that I love the pillow talk. And when I get turned on, my palms start to sweat. I have sponges for each of you, and you are all going to take turns talking dirty to me. Whoever can make my palms sweat the most is the winner of this week's contest!
David: So that's why he's so puffed up down there. When he came out, it looked like he was smuggling a big, fat guy in there, so of course I didn't think anything of it. But we may have to censor some, or all, of this, so fans, please bear with us and we'll return to action as soon as possible.
(The girls take turns talking dirty to Caldwell, often having to be bleeped out. When he's done with each girl, Caldwell drops a sponge to the mat and produces a new one. Finally, all the ladies have had their turn.)
David: Somehow I doubt that Caldwell, despite his claims, has heard any of that talk from any of those ladies. The only sweat he gets is from getting up off the couch to grab a sandwich from the fridge.
Dick: He may have gotten us in trouble with the network after some of those comments as well.
Caldwell: That was very stimulating, ladies, and I thank you for that. But all contests must have a winner, and today's winner is... Zoe Alexander, for the second week!
(He holds up Zoe's arm and she celebrates.)
Dick: Yay, I guess.
Caldwell: Remember, fans, go to the MECCA website to vote for the starlet who impressed you the most, and next week we'll eliminate whoever received the least amount of votes.
David: Can we return to our regularly scheduled wrestling program now? We'll see Zoe Alexander in action when we come back against Lisa Letty, but right now we'll hear from our MECCA Ladies' Champion, no starlet, Shadow.
(Backstage, Bill Bicknell is standing by with Shadow.)
Bill: Shadow, you've heard the news about the Women's World Cup coming up in January, and as MECCA Ladies' Champion, will you be making your bid in the tournament to see how you stack up against competitors from all around the world?
Shadow: In a word... no. You see, I do not need to participate in any World Cup, because this belt over my shoulder is hard evidence that I'm already the best in the world. And anyone who says different can come to MECCA and get in the ring with me. But just to prove it all over again, I will be putting the Ladies' Title on the line at New Year's Knockout coming up on December 30. Against who is another question altogether, and we'll see who's up to the challenge in the coming weeks. So all you ladies striving to get a spot in the Women's World Cup, just realize that what you're doing is ultimately futile, because the real best women's wrestler in the world is already here, and if you get the courage to come after me, a Shadow will fall on you.
(Commercial Break)
(Backstage, Eddie Crowe and Dusty Schneble are sitting around in the locker room when Jay Crowe enters.)
Dusty: Hey, Jay. Good job out there.
Jay: Thanks. Eddie, I need to talk to you, and I think you know about what.
Eddie: You're on the Contender Star, and you want your shot at the title now, right?
Jay: Absolutely.
Eddie: Jay, I told you last week that if you got on the Contender Star, I'd be happy to give you a title shot, and I stick to my word. Next week, let's do this.
(He and Jay shake hands.)
Jay: That's what I like to hear. Keep that belt warm for me, brother, because next week it's coming home with me. But don't worry, at least I'll keep it in the family.
Eddie: I wouldn't be too sure of that. This title isn't some dog or car that gets passed around our family, it's a World Championship. And I've held it for almost eight months now, and it's not going anywhere.
(In the arena, "Edge of Seventeen" hits and Lisa Letty makes her way to the ring.)
David: Big news from the locker room, as Eddie Crowe has accepted the challenge from his brother Jay, and next week they will meet for the World Title! But right now, the stakes are high for Lisa Letty, because if she loses this match, she will have to participate in something that goes against everything she stands for, the Bikini Quest.
Dick: That was the price she paid for confronting David Caldwell last week and letting him have a piece of her mind. Can you imagine the First Lady of MECCA being paraded around the ring like some common bimbo?
("TKO" hits and Zoe Alexander makes her way to the ring.)
David: Zoe Alexander turned her back on the ladies' division in MECCA to join up with the David Caldwell Project, which is a shame because of the phenomenal competitor that Zoe is.
Dick: I get a feeling that she's backing the wrong horse, but I'm sure Caldwell's influence as co-owner could be beneficial for her career.
(FINISH: Lisa applies the Letty Stretch on Zoe, but Zoe manages to make it to the ropes. Lisa picks her up and whips her into the corner, but Zoe reverses and charges. Lisa gets her feet up and nails Zoe with a second rope bulldog. She covers and gets a two count. She goes for the Letty Driver, and Zoe attempts to counter with the Zoetrope, but Lisa rolls through with a sunset flip. Zoe rolls to her feet and gives Lisa a dropkick to the face. She gives Lisa a Death Valley Driver, and covers for the three count.)
Winner: Zoe Alexander
David: Zoe Alexander has just beaten the First Lady of MECCA, and this means that next week, Lisa will compete in the Bikini Quest!
Dick: I can't imagine how uncomfortable that will be for Lisa, who may have gotten caught here after stepping into the ring for the first time in three and a half months.
David: How will Lisa deal with this unfortunate development next week? We'll find out then, but up next is our main event, with the winner getting a shot at the MECCA Champion at New Year's Knockout. Bryan Danielson vs. Kevin Stone when we come back!
(Commercial Break)
(Backstage, Bill Bicknell is standing by with the Backseat Boyz.)
Bill: I'm here with Johnny Kashmere and Trent Acid, and you guys got a huge victory at No Regrets when you beat the Pyro Twins. From here on, do you now move onto other opponents or are you going after the MECCA Tag Team Championship? What are your plans?
Kashmere: First of all, Pyro Twins, the so-called best team in the world, we beat you clean in the middle of the ring at No Regrets. And you can go after singles gold all you want, because as far as we're concerned, we are the tag team division here in MECCA.
Acid: And now it's time for bigger and better things, and starting next week, we'll begin our ascension to the top of the division in MECCA, and the Backseat Boyz will dominate from now on.
(In the arena, "The Final Countdown" hits and Bryan Danielson makes his way to the ring.)
David: It's time for our main event here on Go Time, as this is Bryan Danielson's last step before getting a shot at the MECCA World Title. He's climbed back up the ranks over the last month and made his way back onto the Contender Star, but a victory over one man already on the Contender Star will earn him the title shot at New Year's Knockout.
Dick: This should be an interesting match, and we'll see if the American Dragon can counter the power and intensity of the MECCA Monster.
("At the End of the Rainbow" hits and Kevin Stone makes his way to the ring.)
David: A much more favorable response for Stone ever since he came out to help Nykk against Ronin Fox and Cynric. It was a year ago that Stone won the MECCA Championship here on Go Time, and history could repeat itself tonight if he can get the victory over Danielson and go on to the PPV and become a two-time champ.
Dick: Whether that will be against Eddie or Jay Crowe remains to be seen.
(FINISH: Stone gives Danielson the Monster Bomb and covers for a two count. He goes for a big boot, but Danielson ducks and nails Stone with a roaring forearm. He bounces off the ropes, but Stone lifts him for a sidewalk slam. Danielson hits Stone with elbows to the face, but Stone hits the slam anyway. He covers, but Danielson kicks out and nails Stone with elbows. Stone shrugs him off as Cynric runs out to the ring and gets on the apron. Stone goes after him as the ref gets between them, but Ronin Fox enters the ring with a chair. He cracks it over Stone's head and then exits the ring. Danielson pounces on Stone and hits him with elbows to the side of the head again. The ref sees that Stone is out, and calls for the bell.)
Winner: Bryan Danielson
David: Stone was robbed tonight by Ronin Fox and Cynric, and the ref was forced to stop the match, as Stone could no longer properly defend himself.
Dick: That was clear payback for Nykk and Stone costing Fox and Cynric a shot at the tag titles earlier, David.
David: Whatever the case, Bryan Danielson will now go on to New Year's Knockout to face the MECCA Champion, and whether that will be Jay or Eddie Crowe, we'll find out next week. Thank you for joining us, fans, and we'll see you next week!