Quick Rundown Results:
Dusty Schneble b. Anubis
Jay Crowe b. Concession Boy
Gail Kim b. Heather Star
UK Wrecking Crew b. Surgeons
("Neocon" opening.)
David: We're continuing our tour of the Lone Star State right here tonight, as it's Go Time in San Antonio, Texas! I'm David Mills, along with Dick Broccoli, and tonight we've got a big tag team main event, as the Killer Kanines take on the Pyro Twins!
Dick: And in another big tag match, the UK Wrecking Crew will take on the Surgeons.
David: Plus, Bryan Danielson goes one on one with Delirious, and the action starts now!
("Gangsta Bitch" hits and Shadow makes her way to the ring.)
David: We're kicking things off with the ladies' division, as Shadow looks to grab some momentum, heading into her Ladies' Title shot against LuFisto this Saturday at Scared Stiff.
Dick: Shadow seems more determined than ever to put the belt back around her waist, and she wants to be ready for the First Lady of Hardcore.
("Take It Off" hits and Kelly Schweickart makes her way to the ring.)
David: Kelly's been getting a lot of ring time recently, and has really stepped up her game, but she's never really been able to get the better of Shadow here in MECCA.
Dick: She's got a lot of heart, and it's about time she put it to use.
(FINISH: Shadow whips Kelly into a corner and charges, but Shadow gets her foot up. She clotheslines Shadow and then gives her a hardway suplex. She goes up for the Kelly Cyclone, but Shadow rolls out of the way. Kelly staggers to her feet as Shadow bounces off the ropes, but Kelly hits her with a reverse elbow. She hits a standing 450 splash and gets a close two count. Kelly locks in a cross armbreaker, but Shadow eventually makes it to the ropes. Kelly picks Shadow up and whips her into the ropes. She goes for a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, but Shadow counters into a reverse DDT. Without letting go, she stands up and locks in the Dragon Sleeper, falling back with a body scissors. Kelly taps out.)
Winner: Shadow
David: Kelly goes down at the hands of Shadow, who will now go on to compete for the Ladies' Championship in just three days.
Dick: She's good, but is she good enough? She hasn't shown that she can get the better of the champ once since she received her title shot.
(As Shadow and Kelly exit up the aisle, Bryan Danielson comes through the curtain and makes his way to the ring.)
David: Wait a minute, it's the American Dragon. What's he doing out here? His match isn't until later.
Dick: Danielson is still sore about not being able to beat Alan Mayse, having lost to him twice straight now. That's detrimental to his plan of becoming MECCA Champion.
(Danielson gets a mic.)
Danielson: A-hem, A-hem... a-hem... in case any of you Texas hee-haws don't know me, you should. Because I'm the American Dragon Bryan Danielson, and I'm the best wrestler in the world, which for the benefit of those who went through the Texas education system, does include this sorry state. I'm stiffer than Hansen, tougher than Murdoch and more revered than Stone Cold himself! But you see, lately I haven't been getting the opportunities that I deserve. Despite my best efforts, I haven't been able to get back on the Contender Star, and can't even seem to get a match with someone on it. I know MECCA wants to hold me back... after all, they're scared of having one man with so much power and influence in this business, and they don't want me holding their title. But they're going to have no choice... because Katie Piehl foolishly made this Wild Card Battle Royale for Scared Stiff on October 28, and the winner gets to pick any title shot he wants at any date. Well, Katie Piehl, David Caldwell and MECCA board of directors, if I had a hat, I'd throw it in the ring, but since I don't, I'll just tell you that I will be in Richmond, and I plan on beating nineteen other men and getting my rightful shot! Because I am the best in the world, and when my title match happens, everyone, including all you hicks and illegal immigrants in here, will finally admit it.
("The Final Countdown" plays and Danielson walks to the back.)
David: Bryan Danielson had entered the Wild Card Battle Royale, joining the likes of Cheesecake, the Killer Kanines, Matt Sydal, Joey Sprinklers and the seven male graduates from the MECCA Training Camp.
Dick: People from all over will be in this thing. What an opportunity for one of the students to make a name for themselves and propel themselves into MECCA competition, and likewise for those who will be there that don't work for this company.
David: When we come back, the action continues here on Go Time.
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Soul Creation" hits and Cynric and Jamie Chan make their way to the ring, along with David Caldwell.)
David: We're back with more tag team action, as this is a special challenge match featuring the participants in this Saturday's Stiff Strike Challenge!
Dick: The men in this match would never team together in a million years, so this is probably a once in a lifetime opportunity here, David.
("Fighter's Passion" hits and Kevin Stone and Low Ki make their way to the ring, barely looking at each other.)
David: Low Ki and Kevin Stone have been on a collision course since July, and we could see them go at it right here tonight, as they do not like each other one bit.
Dick: This has been a dream match among MECCA fans for a long time, and we'll see them go head to head sooner or later, I'm sure.
(FINISH: Stone gives Chan the Stone Cutter and covers, but Cynric knocks Low Ki into Stone to break up the pin. Stone thinks Ki did it on purpose and they get into a shoving match. Finally, Stone clocks Low Ki and leaves him in the ring by himself. Ki ducks a clotheslines from Cynric and gives him an enzugiri. He whips him into the ropes, but Cynric reverses, and Chan hits him with a jumping spin kick. Low Ki gets up and is met with roundhouse kicks from both sides from Cynric and Chan. Chan gives him an enzugiri, and Ki drops to one knee, allowing Cynric to hit the Lift Off. He covers and gets the three count.)
Winners: Cynric and Jamie Chan
David: Cynric and Chan win it after Stone walked out on his partner! This is going to fuel the flames for this Saturday for sure.
Dick: This rivalry is heating up now, and we know one thing Ki can't stand is lack of honor in the ring, which is what Stone just showed.
David: When we come back, the UK Wrecking Crew takes on the Surgeons!
(Backstage, LuFisto is walking down a hallway when she comes face to face with Shadow. Shadow intentionally bumps into her, causing the Ladies' Title to fall to the floor.)
LuFisto: Pick it up.
(Shadow bends down and picks up the belt. She holds it out to LuFisto, but snatches it out of her grasp.)
Shadow: You want to act all tough, LuFisto? I ran with you for months, and you don't scare me one bit. Make sure you hold onto this belt real tight from now on, because I'll always be waiting to take it.
(She shoves the belt at LuFisto and stalks off.)
(Commercial Break)
(Backstage, the Surgeons are walking toward the curtain for their match, when they spy Huh all alone by the catering table. They surround him, but Huh doesn't see them because of his blindfold.)
Stryker: Well, it looks like we finally got one of you alone.
Huh: Huh?
Walters: You and your group haven't been afraid to attack us when the numbers are in your favor, and well, me and Stryker are no saints either. It's about time we returned the favor.
(Stryker smacks Huh in the face, and Walters grabs him, throwing him across the catering table and sliding him all the way down, knocking over all the food and Snapple. Stryker kicks him in the ribs a few times, and Walters upends the table on top of him. They both get chairs and take turns pounding the table into his body. Finally, "Body Bomb" hits and they drop the chairs.)
Stryker: You tell your new buddy Caldwell that we don't care if he's the new co-owner or not. We came to MECCA to wrestle, and if that entertains others then so be it, but we will not conform to his Sports Entertainment plan!
(In the arena, the Surgeons come through the curtain and make their way to the ring.)
David: Well, we know how the Surgeons warmed up for this match. They actually caught one of the David Caldwell Project by himself, and paid Huh back for his part in what transpired last week.
Dick: John Walters and Matt Stryker are not two guys you want to piss off, as they proved they can fight as well as wrestle. But blind or not, Huh is part of a handicap match against them this Saturday, and they were wise to try and take out one of their opponents to make the odds a little more even.
("Problems" hits and the UK Wrecking Crew make their way to the ring.)
David: The UK Wrecking Crew have the most dangerous match of their careers coming up this Saturday at Scared Stiff, as they will end this feud with the Pyro Twins in the Ring of Fire!
Dick: At the start of the match, a fire well at ringside will be ignited. At fifteen minutes in, the ring ropes will ignite. The only way to win is to set one of your opponents aflame.
David: And as unpredictable as fire is, the ringside area will be wider than usual, and the match will go on last in case of any kind of emergency situation.
(FINISH: The Surgeons hit Bad Medicine on Fletcher and David Caldwell comes out. He urges the CDT down to the ring, and they charge, only to get met with forearms from Stryker and Walters. Stryker puts Nathans on his shoulders for the Human Error, but David Caldwell gets in the ring. Walters goes after him, and the ref gets between them. This allows Concession Boy to come in with a chair and whack Stryker across the back. Nathans rolls him into a victory roll, and the ref turns around to make a three count.)
Winners: The UK Wrecking Crew
David: What BS! Our co-owner is out here and interfering in matches, and he just cost the Surgeons an important victory!
Dick: The David Caldwell Project got a measure of revenge for Huh, and the UK Wrecking Crew pick up this important win.
David: Up next, we'll see the American Dragon in action as he takes on Delirious! Get Caldwell out of here!
(Caldwell puts the boots to Stryker as the CDT hit Nocturnal Emission on Walters. The ref makes them leave the ring.)
(Commercial Break)
(In the office, David Caldwell is yelling at Katie Piehl, who has her arms crossed.)
Caldwell: And anyway, the Surgeons had no business attacking Huh like that! He's one of our biggest draws this Saturday, and they could have taken him out of action for good! I want them punished, and punished bad! I say if they lose at Scared Stiff, they're suspended! We can't have these unprovoked attacks!
Katie: I couldn't agree more, which is maybe why you shouldn't have started anything with Stryker and Walters in the first place. You want them suspended at Scared Stiff? A few minutes ago, I just saw you and yours cost them a big tag team match against the UK Wrecking Crew. So as far as I'm concerned, that makes you even.
Caldwell: I am co-owner...
Katie: And also manager of a dreadfully boring blot on our program. So if you want to play out there, you're going to adhere to my administrative decisions back here. That's my final word, Caldwell.
Caldwell: We'll see what the board of directors has to say about this.
(He storms off.)
(In the arena, "Hybrid Stigmata" hits and Delirious makes his way to the ring.)
David: Caldwell's not getting his own way tonight, but the fans are going crazy right now for the very odd Delirious!
Dick: Delirious will be a part of the Wild Card Battle Royale this Saturday, as well as the man he's about to face.
("The Final Countdown" hits and Bryan Danielson makes his way to the ring.)
David: The American Dragon has been frustrated recently on his inability to score a rematch with Eddie Crowe, the MECCA World Champion, but a win in the battle royale at Scared Stiff will give him the opportunity to challenge for any title he wishes.
Dick: It will be a big night for Danielson, who is one of the odds on favorites in that match.
(FINISH: Delirious hits Shadows Over Hell, but only gets a two count on Danielson. He goes for Chemical Imbalance #2, but Danielson counters into a Regalplex for a two count. He whips Delirious into the corner and hits a running European uppercut. He charges again, but Delirious gets a foot up. He bounces off the ropes and goes for BAM! but Danielson catches his arm into a Fujiwara armbar, and segues right into Cattle Mutilation. After a few moments, Delirious taps out.)
Winner: Bryan Danielson
David: Danielson is on his way to Scared Stiff with a vengeance, and we'll be back after this short break!
(Commercial Break)
(Backstage, Bill Bicknell is standing by with the Pyro Twins.)
Bill: I'm here with Jay and Dusty Schneble, the Pyro Twins, and guys, you have the most dangerous match of your careers coming up at Scared Stiff, as you take on the UK Wrecking Crew in the Ring of Fire, a match where the only way to win is to set one of your opponents ablaze. I know that fire is your thing, but are you nervous at all going into this match?
Jay: They say that if you play with fire, you're going to get burned, and we've definitely been burned our share of times over the years. But this Saturday, the stakes are higher. This is a barbaric match, one that could end careers, or worse. Which is exactly why we want to do it. Because, UK Wrecking Crew, in the course of a year and a half, you went from a minor annoyance to being the albatross that drags us down. But not after this Saturday.
Dusty: This has to end, Nathans and Fletcher. One of us has to be the better team, and we need to find out before the four of us do something we all regret. But when we set you on fire at Scared Stiff, there may be firefighters standing by to put you out, but the flames won't stop. You'll be burning for eternity, all thanks to us. Because you'll know that you'll never be anything more than second best, and that Jay and I are truly the greatest tag team in the world today. And we're willing to walk through Hell to prove it.
(Backstage, Ronin Fox and Eddie Crowe are rolling around on the ground, hitting each other with right hands as officials try to separate them. Finally, they're torn apart, but they're still trying to get at each other. They yell obscenities at each other as Fox is shunted off down an adjacent hallway.)
(In the arena, "Kobrakai" hits and the Killer Kanines make their way to the ring.)
David: Things are heating up, as we're practically on the eve of Scared Stiff this Saturday, and tensions are definitely rising between Eddie Crowe and Ronin Fox.
Dick: It was bound to explode sooner or later, David, and I'm surprised it waited this long.
David: It's time for the main event here on Go Time, as the Wild Wolf and Anubis are both going not only for the tag titles as always, but will also be going after any other title shot they want, as they're both involved in the Wild Card Battle Royale this Saturday.
("Burning Times" hits and the Pyro Twins make their way to the ring.)
David: This Saturday is also the Pyro Twins' final chance at ending this feud with the UK Wrecking Crew, as both teams will be involved in the most dangerous match in MECCA history, the Ring of Fire.
Dick: All you do to win is set one of your opponents on fire, and all sorts of things can go wrong while trying to do that. Both the Pyro Twins and the UKWC may never be the same after this weekend on pay-per-view.
(FINISH: Jay and Dusty hit Final Darkness on the Wild Wolf, but Anubis runs Jay down with the Ankh Smash. Dusty dukes it out with him, but gets whipped into the ropes and receives a spinebuster. Anubis goes to the top, but Jay dropkicks him and crotches him on the top turnbuckle. The UK Wrecking Crew run down to ringside and Nathans gets on the apron. Dusty and Jay both go after him, but that distracts the ref and allows Fletcher to slip into the ring with a chair. Jay sees him coming, however, and lifts him for the Overhaul. The Wild Wolf grabs the chair and cracks Jay across the back. He drops Fletcher, and the Wild Wolf gives Jay the Twig Snap. He covers as Nathans holds Dusty back, and the ref makes the three count.)
Winners: The Killer Kanines
David: The Kanines steal this one thanks to the UKWC, and this is just getting one last shot in before the big showdown!
(Dusty tries to fight away Nathans, but Fletcher attacks. The UKWC pound on the Pyro Twins as the UK Wrecking Crew leaves, and Nathans takes them both out with chairshots. Fletcher slides a table into the ring and sets it up. He hands Nathans a can of lighter fluid, which he sprays on the table. Fletcher takes a lighter out of his pocket.)
Dick: Oh my God, they're going to do what they did to Jay and Dusty a year ago, David!
David: Somebody has to stop this!
(Fletcher lights up the table, and Nathans prepares to powerbomb Dusty through it. However, Jay manages to clip the knee at the last second, and the UKWC bail rather than fight.)
David: Think God the presence of one conscious Pyro Twin was enough to make the UKWC abandon their little plan, but that will not stop one of these teams from being lit on fire this Saturday at Scared Stiff. It's definitely one of MECCA's most loaded cards ever, fans. Ring of Fire, Crowe vs. Fox, Shadow vs. LuFisto, the Wild Card Battle Royale, the second annual Stiff Strike Challenge and more on October 28. We'll see you then!