Quick Rundown Results:
Dusty Schneble b. Trent Acid
Daizee Haze and Heather Star b. Gail Kim and Misery
Kevin Stone b. Human Tornado
Cheesecake/Killer Kanines b. Delirious/Concession Dream Team
("Neocon" opening.)
David: We are here in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, as MECCA presents Go Time on FSN! I'm David Mills, along with Dick Broccoli, and tonight we'll see a rematch from Summertime Showdown as Alan Mayse defends his Toughman Title against Kevin Stone and this time, it's No Holds Barred!
Dick: And just like last week, we'll see one half of the Tag Team Champions take on one half of the Pyro Twins, as Cynric will go one on one with Dusty Schneble!
David: Plus Cheesecake will take on Matt Sydal and much, much more!
("Ironman" hits and the UK Wrecking Crew make their way to the ring.)
David: Here come the former MECCA Tag Team Champions, and the first tag champs in MECCA history, the UK Wrecking Crew. They've been in a bit of a rivalry with the MECCA World Champion recently, as they beat him in a tag match two weeks ago, and then last week Andy Nathans actually pinned Eddie Crowe right here on Go Time.
Dick: Nathans is in position to seek a title shot now despite not being on the Contender Star, but keep in mind that the Pyro Twins also want at the UK Wrecking Crew.
(Nathans gets a mic.)
Nathans: It was at the very first MECCA Challenge that my partner and I became the first MECCA Tag Team Champions. And we were unstoppable as champions, until the MECCA Challenge II, when we were burned by the Pyro Twins. And we came back better than ever, and gained our revenge by costing the Pyro Twins the very tag titles we once held so dear. But last week, I unquestionably scored the biggest singles victory of my career, as I had Eddie Crowe begging for mercy right in the middle of this ring!
David: He did not, he had to use the ropes to get the win.
Nathans: And it's true that if you look through the pages of MECCA history, that Eddie Crowe has always had trouble with me. I beat him back at Snowed In, and Eddie went on to win the MECCA Championship, but I never got my title shot. And I think I proved last week that I have what it takes to be the MECCA World Champion. So what I'm saying, Eddie Crowe, is that I'm challenging you to a MECCA Championship match. At Your Own Risk is coming up here on FSN on September 30, and I think that would be the perfect time to...
(Fletcher grabs the mic.)
Fletcher: Hold on there, mate. Now, you know I was utterly impressed last week when you pinned Eddie's shoulders to the mat, but you want to talk about getting title shots then you're not the only man who has pinned Eddie Crowe. In our tag match two weeks ago, I'm the one who gained the pinfall over Eddie, so I think that it should be me who gets the title shot at At Your Own Risk!
(Nathans and Fletcher start arguing as "Noots" hits and Eddie Crowe comes out onto the stage, along with the Pyro Twins, who are staring a hole through the UKWC. Eddie gets a mic.)
Eddie: I say, hold on both of you. First of all, Fletcher, a tag team match is not the same as a singles match, and you haven't done crap in the singles division. And Nathans, the only reason you've ever beat me is because you had to cheat to get the pinfall. Last weeks it was the ropes, and back at Snowed In it was brass knuckles. But I'll tell you what... one of you can have a title shot. But I think I'll let you two decide which it will be.
(The UK Wrecking Crew confer amongst themselves.)
David: Eddie Crowe has stated he will face one of these two men at At Your Own Risk, but how can one possibly agree on the other getting this title match?
Nathans: All right, Eddie, we see your game. Divide and conquer. But we've got a different proposal for you. Since we both deserve a title shot, how about we make a match between all three of us for At Your Own Risk? Eddie Crowe vs. Jack Fletcher vs. Andy Nathans in a Triangle Match, with that World Championship on the line!
Eddie: You know, I haven't forgotten almost a year ago, when I took you two in as allies, only to have you turn on me and beat me down in the middle of the ring. Ever since then, I've never really had a good chance to get the two of you in the ring at the same time so that I could get my revenge properly. So I accept your challenge, and the title will be defended for the first time ever in a Triangle Match at At Your Own Risk!
(The Pyro Twins express some concern to Eddie, but he lets them know that he'll be all right.)
Fletcher: Then I say get ready, Eddie, because on September 30 your title reign comes to an end. It could be me, it could be Andy, but regardless that belt is coming to the UK Wrecking Crew, and Pyro Twins, when we next meet, we'll have a belt, but you still won't have the Tag Team Titles, thanks to us.
("Ironman" plays as the Pyro Twins want to get at the UKWC, but Eddie holds them back.)
David: We have a MECCA Championship match for At Your Own Risk, the first time ever it's been up for grabs in a Triangle Match, as Eddie Crowe will defend against Andy Nathans and Jack Fletcher! When we come back, we'll have a ladies' tag match for you.
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Brackish" hits and Gail Kim and Shadow make their way to the ring.)
David: We're back with ladies' tag action, as former stablemates Gail Kim and Shadow will be teaming here.
Dick: This is Kim's return to action after her brutal I Quit Match against LuFisto at Summertime Showdown, and she wants to rebound right here on Go Time.
("Sold Me" hits and LuFisto and Kelly Schweickart make their way to the ring.)
David: LuFisto and Kelly teamed a couple of weeks back, losing to Shadow and Zoe Alexander, who will be getting the next shot at LuFisto's Ladies' Championship.
Dick: A win over LuFisto right here would get Kim or Shadow back in contention, and they definitely want to be in that position for whomever the victor is between LuFisto and Alexander.
(FINISH: LuFisto gives Kim a back suplex, and Kelly goes for the Kelly Cyclone, but Kim moves. LuFisto ducks an Interceptor from Shadow and then tackles her, taking her through the ropes. Kim goes after Kelly, but gets a drop toehold. Gail falls across the middle rope, and Kelly charges her, debuting the 916. Kim bounces back to her feet, and Kelly springboards from the top rope into a sunset flip, getting the three count.)
Winners: LuFisto and Kelly Schweickart
David: Kelly gets the fall over the former Ladies' Champion, after that brutal reverse 619.
Dick: She basically hooked the top rope with her legs and swung around to hit a double axehandle right in Kim's face. What a move by Kelly.
David: Shadow and Gail Kim will have to wait for another day before they can lay claim go a title shot.
(LuFisto comes face to face with Zoe Alexander, who had come out to watch the match, on her way back to the aisle.)
(Backstage, Matt Sydal is stretching in the hallway when Daizee Haze enters.)
Daizee: Matt!
Sydal: Hey, Daizee.
Daizee: I just want to say congratulations on this big match. If you beat Cheesecake tonight, you get on the Contender Star. You could be facing Eddie Crowe for the title soon!
Sydal: Thanks. I'll do my best.
Daizee: I'll be watching. I'm sure you can do it!
(Daizee leaves as Sydal continues to get ready.)
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Filthy/Gorgeous" hits and Cheesecake makes his way to the ring, along with Coquette.)
David: We're back on Go Time, and Cheesecake and Coquette are lighting up the runway, er, aisle, here in Milwaukee.
Dick: Cheesecake has been doing phenomenal since splitting away from the Eccentric Alliance, but tonight he's out to protect his spot on the Contender Star from a very hungry up and comer.
("Clavicle" by the Alkaline Trio hits and Matt Sydal makes his way to the ring.)
David: We saw Matt Sydal getting some encouragement from his friend Daizee Haze before the break, as those two got their start together in this business in the St. Louis area.
Dick: Sydal has been out with an injury recently, and tonight he returns with a big opportunity to increase his status here in MECCA.
(FINISH: Cheesecake goes for a spinebuster, but Sydal counters with a sunset flip, getting a two count. Cheesecake gets to his feet, but Sydal sweeps his legs and hits a standing moonsault for another two count. He picks Cheesecake up and goes for the Slice, but Cheesecake turns over on him and rams him into the corner. The ref separates the two, and Cheesecake distracts him as Coquette gets on the apron. She tries to clothesline Sydal, but Sydal grabs her arm. The ref gets in between them, allowing Cheesecake to hit a low blow on Sydal, followed by the Long Kiss Goodnight. He covers for the three count.)
Winner: Cheesecake
David: Cheesecake picks up another win by dubious means, as that snooty Coquette interjects herself once again.
Dick: You can't argue with success. Those two make a great team.
(Cheesecake holds Sydal, and Coquette comes into the ring. She forearms Sydal across the back and starts kicking him in the ribs. Daizee Haze suddenly runs out and gets in the ring. She slugs it out with Coquette, and hits the Heart Punch. She bounces off the ropes and gives her a Yakuza Kick to send her out of the ring. Cheesecake confronts her, and Daizee smacks him across the face. Cheesecake grabs her by the hair, but Sydal tackles Cheesecake, hitting him with rights. Coquette pulls Cheesecake out of the ring, and they retreat up the aisle.)
David: Daizee Haze just came to the aid of her friend Matt Sydal, and the pair have sent the duo of Cheesecake and Coquette heading for the hills!
Dick: Daizee wasn't about to stand by and let Sydal get double teamed. She just looks utterly disgusted at Coquette right now.
(Backstage, Bill Bicknell is standing by with Ronin Fox.)
Bill: I'm here with one half of the MECCA Tag Team Champions, Ronin Fox, and Fox, up next your brother and partner Cynric will take on one half of the Pyro Twins, Dusty Schneble. Last week you took on Jay Crowe, and beat him after your brother interfered. Do you two have the same plan tonight?
Fox: Like I'm going to tell you what our plans are, Bicknell. Listen, Cynric is more than capable of taking care of himself. What I plan to do is...
(Jay Crowe enters.)
Jay: What you plan to do is interfere and cost Dusty the match, just like what happened to me. That's not going to happen. Dusty's getting that Contender Star spot, because I'm making sure that you have nothing to do with the outcome.
(He slaps Fox across the face, and the two start slugging it out. Jay rams Fox into the wall, and then slams a plastic trash can across his back. He picks up a chair and cracks Fox over the head with it, knocking him out. Officials arrive to take care of Fox and get the chair away from Jay.)
Jay: Consider this a prelude for when Dusty and I take back those titles!
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Soul Creation" hits and Cynric makes his way to the ring.)
David: It's time for one on one action with one half of the tag champs, and now we know that this will be a fair fight, unlike last week, because apparently Jay's chairshot knocked Fox out before the break, so he will not be a factor during this match.
Dick: Cynric has a lot on the line here besides pride, because if Dusty beats him, he gets his spot on the Contender Star.
("Burning Times" hits and Dusty Schneble makes his way to the ring.)
David: Dusty not only wants to win this match and get on the Contender Star, but he wants to earn him and Jay a rematch for the tag titles as well.
Dick: These are two tough customers who are very familiar with one another. There's no way to know how this one will turn out.
(FINISH: Cynric goes for the Lift Off, but Dusty ducks. However, Cynric lands on his feet behind Dusty and gets him with a kick to the back of the head. He picks Dusty up and goes for the Shock Cannon, but Dusty hooks the top rope and manages to slide onto the top turnbuckle. He elbows Cynric and then turns around on the ropes and headbutts him. Cynric tries going up with him, but Dusty throws him to the mat. He hits a top rope kneedrop, and covers for a two count. Dusty whips him into the ropes for the Rope Burn I, but Cynric lands on his feet and drives Dusty's face into his knee. He goes to the outside and tries to springboard to the top rope, but Dusty catches him with a hard right and Cynric drapes himself across the top rope. Dusty hooks him by the head and hits the Rope Burn II. He covers and gets the three count.)
Winner: Dusty Schneble
David: Dusty has taken Cynric's Contender Star spot from him, and what a hard-hitting match that was!
Dick: This has to be considered somewhat of an upset, given Cynric's singles success, but Dusty proved to be too tough for him tonight, with Jay Crowe surely throwing off his game plan.
(Jay comes out to congratulate Dusty as Cynric slinks out of the ring and up the aisle.)
(Backstage, David Caldwell is standing by with Stage One.)
Caldwell: Last week, I was handed the reins of co-owner of MECCA by Nykk himself, but I have to admit, that allowed an injustice to occur. And I'm talking about this new team, the so-called Surgeons, getting the victory over my guys Stage One. I let my jubilation of my own success distract me, and it cost me big time. But remember, I'm now co-owner of MECCA, and my first official act is to book a rematch between Stage One and the Surgeons, and I hope you have your ring gear on, boys, because it's happening next!
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Still More Fighting" hits and Stage One make their way to the ring, along with David Caldwell.)
David: We're back, and our new co-owner David Caldwell has wasted no time in booking this rematch from last week, after Stage One were embarrassed by losing to a brand new team.
Dick: Caldwell made sure to book this match on short notice, as the Surgeons didn't even know that they were going to be wrestling tonight until just a few minutes ago.
("Body Bomb" hits and the Surgeons make their way to the ring.)
David: Matt Stryker and John Walters scored a big victory in their first match in MECCA last week, and they look to repeat that tonight.
Dick: Collectively known as the Surgeons, they're certainly looking to take someone apart right now.
(FINISH: As the Surgeons regain control of the match, Huh suddenly wanders out of the locker room, blindfolded and with a cane. He taps along the aisle to make sure he knows where he's going, and gets on the ring apron as Stryker lifts Chan for the Human Error. Saito distracts the ref as Walters bumps into Huh. Huh hits him over the head with the cane, and gets off the apron, wandering back to the backstage area. Walters staggers forward as Chan executes a reverse rana, moonsaulting Stryker into Walters. Saito picks up Stryker and hits Go 2 Sleep. Chan covers and gets the three count.)
Winners: Stage One
David: Stage One get some revenge, but thanks to Huh!? What was he doing out here anyway? We haven't seen him since he got sprayed in the eyes with disinfectant at Summertime Showdown!
Dick: He hit Walters right in the head with that cane, but was it intentional?
David: Nonetheless, Caldwell is thrilled that his men picked up the victory, but we understand Huh is in the back right now, and we're going back there to see what's up.
(Backstage, Huh is wandering around tapping his cane, and Katie Piehl walks up to him.)
Katie: Huh! Huh, it's me, Katie. Are you all right? I've been trying to get a hold of you since you were blinded, but you haven't been returning phone calls. What's going on?
Huh: Katie, I never saw the light until I was put into darkness. And the man who helped me see the light was none other... than David Caldwell.
(Huh walks away, and Katie looks confused and a little disgusted.)
(In the locker room, Bill Bicknell is standing by with Kevin Stone.)
Bill: Up next is our main event, fans, as this man goes for the Toughman Title against Alan Mayse and it will be a No Holds Barred Match. Kevin Stone, tonight is the night. Are you ready for what is sure to be a hard-hitting encounter?
Stone: Bill, I'm more than ready. But instead of telling you, I'm going to show you. Guys!
(The camera pans back, and Bill Bicknell gets out of the way as three students from the MECCA Training Camp converge on Stone. They all attack him, but Stone headbutts one and rams another head first into a locker. He slugs it out with the third, and then knees him in the midsection. He throws him into the door, and then grabs a chair. He cracks each student over the head, and then goes to work on the last one's back, denting the chair as the student screams in pain. Stone throws down the chair and looks at the camera.)
Stone: That's you in about five minutes, Mayse!
(He exits the locker room as the students all lay around moaning and bleeding.)
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "At the End of the Rainbow" hits and Kevin Stone makes his way to the ring.)
David: The time for the talking is over, and perhaps Alan Mayse's toughest challenger to date for the Toughman Championship is on his way to the ring.
Dick: Stone is ready as he'll ever be, as several of the MECCA Training Camp students can attest to.
David: If you're interested in becoming a professional wrestler and getting beat up by Kevin Stone, visit the MECCA website for more details.
("Seven Nation Army" hits and Alan Mayse makes his way to the ring.)
David: Alan Mayse has put away every challenger placed in front of him except for Kevin Stone, and Alan may just be seeing his title reign flash before his eyes right here tonight.
Dick: In this No Holds Barred environment, Stone definitely has the advantage, but never count Alan out, as he's surprised us all before.
(FINISH: Stone sets up a chair and then gives Alan the Monster Bomb onto it. Alan goes through the chair and Stone covers. However, Alan barely kicks out at two. Alan reverses a whip and takes Stone to one knee with a dropkick. He goes to the outside and takes him the rest of the way down with a springboard dropkick. He goes for the Tiger Bomb, but Stone escapes and clotheslines Alan. He gets a table and sets it up in the ring, placing Alan on top of it. He goes to the second turnbuckle and tries a senton splash, but Alan moves out of the way. Stone crashes through the table and both men lay there. They eventually get up, and Alan grabs a chair. He charges Kevin, but Kevin lifts him for the Stone Cutter. Alan whacks Stone's arm with the chair on the way down and then cracks him across the head. Stone falls to his knees and takes another chairshot to the head. A third brings him down, and Alan covers. Stone manages a foot across the ropes at two out of habit, but Alan gets the three count.)
Winner: Alan Mayse
David: Alan has bested the MECCA Monster, and even after all that, Stone had the wherewithal to put a foot on the ropes, but there are no rope breaks in a Toughman Championship contest!
Dick: It was about all he had left, but it wasn't good enough tonight. Alan has once again overcome the odds!
David: We'll see you next week, fans! It's time for us to get out of here and clean up!