Quick Rundown Results:
Daizee Haze b. Misery
Stage One b. Human Tornado and Dreamo
Trent Acid b. Dusty Schneble
Matt Sydal b. Wild Wolf
("Neocon" opening.)
David: We're here in Green Bay, Wisconsin, and this is Go Time, as presented by MECCA! I'm David Mills, along with Dick Broccoli, and tonight in the main event the MECCA Champion Eddie Crowe goes one on one with Andy Nathans of the UK Wrecking Crew in a non-title match!
Dick: Not only that, but Alan Mayse will take on the other member of the UK Wrecking Crew, Jack Fletcher, and the Toughman Title will be on the line.
David: Plus we'll hear from Nykk himself just who he's sold his shares of the company to, and meet our new half-boss!
("Destroy" hits and Nykk makes his way to the ring.)
David: And it looks like we'll find out right now. However, this story has been secondary all week at the MECCA office, as last week we all saw Lisa Letty get leveled by a metal trash masher swung by Ronin Fox, who was aiming for Nykk. Lisa suffered temporary paralysis below the neck and was taken to the hospital, where she will remain for the next few weeks, but luckily, luckily, the doctors say she will make a full recovery in a couple of months.
(Nykk gets a mic.)
Nykk: Fans of MECCA, we all knew this day would come. Deep down, ever since that clause I put in my own contract was thrown back in my face, I think we all knew it would come down to this. Even me. But before I introduce you to our new co-owner, I have something to say. Last week, I'm sure you all saw, Lisa Letty was put down on the mat when she was hit from behind with a trash masher. It sounds almost ridiculous to say, but keep in mind that these things are completely solid, thirty pounds of metal being swung at full force. You all saw Lisa lying in this ring, unable to move. Thankfully, feeling below her neck did eventually return, and she's safe at the hospital and will recover in a couple of months. You can all send her get well emails on the MECCA website, but I have a message of my own to send. And that message is strictly for you, Ronin Fox... no forwards, no carbon copies. And you would think that after what you did, I would come out here and rant and rave about how I'm going to murder you in this ring. But I don't need to raise my voice this time. You're used to that, but I've never been as deadly serious as I am right now, and I want you to take it all in. Normally, I would rush to Katie Piehl to get your ass signed to a contract for some big match, but the truth of the matter is, I don't care. What I'm going to do right now is go home, and be by Lisa's side, as I should be. And I won't be back in MECCA until I'm convinced that she's going to be all right. But when I do come back, Fox, I still don't care. I may find you in this ring, or it could be at the hotel or in the parking lot, or on the road. It doesn't matter. You thought that time I almost ended your career was a bit much? It's going to be nothing... nothing... compared to what's going to happen this time. But don't worry, because no matter how hard I hit you, no matter how hard your bones snap, it's not half as hard as I've been on myself for letting you do that to Lisa. And I will not stop until you are paralyzed just like Lisa was, and when you're laying in your own hospital bed, sipping your food through a straw, I want you to know that this war is over and done, and I finished it. Now... fans of MECCA, it's time to introduce your new co-owner! This is a man who I have worked with in the past, and he's always done a great job for me. He threw some of his ideas about where this promotion should go at me, and I think with him, this company will be in safe hands. So without further adieu, new co-owner of MECCA... David Caldwell!
("Afternoon Delight" hits and David Caldwell makes his way to the ring, smirking at all the fans.)
David: What!?
Dick: Wow, this is big. We all know Nykk and Caldwell are friends, as it was Nykk who got Caldwell his original referee job with RCW!
David: He sold his half of the company to that damn scab!?
(Nykk shakes hands with Caldwell and exits the ring.)
Caldwell: Thank you, Nykk. Ladies and gentlemen, I, David Caldwell, am now your new co-owner! And I promise, Nykk, that I will continue your vision of MECCA just like you would have wanted. I know that some of you don't like me, but when I take MECCA to all new heights, you'll all realize that I knew what was best all along, and you'll have me to thank when we're competing for the number one spot in this industry. Thank you very much!
David: How could this happen? How? Just go to break. We'll be right back.
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Still More Fighting" is playing, and Stage One are in the ring with Caldwell.)
David: Welcome back to Go Time, fans, and I guess since David Caldwell is the new co-owner of MECCA now, that means lots of title shots for Stage One!
Dick: I'm sure Caldwell realizes that there's a system for proving contenders for the titles. He's co-owner now. He has to do what's best for the company.
("Body Bomb" by Unsane hits and Matt Stryker and John Walters make their way to the ring.)
David: We're kicking off the action with a new team making their debut. Matt Stryker and John Walters, who call themselves the Surgeons. And not because they're going to dress up in face masks and white gloves, but because they will take you apart piece by piece.
Dick: Stryker and Walters are well-traveled in this business, and have teamed in the past. It should be interesting to see what they can do.
(FINISH: Walters ducks a jumping spin kick from Chan. Chan charges him, but Walters lifts him and drops him right into a powerbomb from Stryker. Saito clotheslines Stryker from behind and knees Walters in the midsection. He goes for Go 2 Sleep, but Walters escapes and shoves Saito at Stryker. Saito tries a kick, but Stryker ducks and lifts Saito onto his shoulders. Walters jumps up and gives Saito an elevated lungblower. Walters covers and gets the three count.)
Winners: The Surgeons
David: The Surgeons are victorious in their debut with a move they call the Human Error. How devastating.
Dick: This has to be embarrassing for our new owner David Caldwell, as his team just lost minutes after he was handed the reins.
David: Co-owner, don't forget. We still have Katie Piehl, thank God.
(Backstage, Bill Bicknell is standing by with Bryan Danielson.)
Bill: I'm here with the American Dragon Bryan Danielson, and Dragon, you may not have won the title at Summertime Showdown, but you certainly had a match to be proud of with Eddie Crowe. You definitely proved that you can hang with the champ.
Danielson: I disagree there, Bill. I proved nothing, because I already knew I could hang with the champ. The bottom line is, I lost. I can admit it like a man, unlike a lot of these other so-called wrestlers in this business. I lost. But so what? Now I know a little bit better what Eddie Crowe is all about. Now I know just a little bit better what it's like to headline a MECCA show. Now, the next time I get a shot at the MECCA Championship, I'll be just a little bit better prepared, and I will walk out of the ring as MECCA World Champion. Because I plan to continue on here in MECCA and persevere. And one day, I will add more gold to my collection. Because I am the best wrestler in the world, title or no, and one day everyone here in MECCA from the highest suit to the lowest fan, will pay homage to the American Dragon.
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "TKO" hits and Zoe Alexander makes her way to the ring.)
David: We're back, and it's time for the ladies to shine here on Go Time, as Zoe Alexander has entered the arena.
Dick: She has been on a tear recently, and beat our Ladies' Champion LuFisto in a tag team match last week, all in an effort to get a title shot.
("Take It Off" hits and Kelly Schweickart makes her way to the ring.)
David: Kelly is here to halt the momentum of Zoe Alexander, but more importantly, to climb the rankings herself to get a shot at LuFisto.
Dick: It's all about the title for the ladies, and this should be a good match up.
(FINISH: Kelly goes for a hardway suplex, but Zoe elbows Kelly to escape and lifts her into a firewoman's carry. She goes for a double knee gutbuster, but Kelly lands on her feet and rolls Zoe backwards to her feet. She whips her into the ropes and tries a leapfrog, but Zoe catches her and plants her with the Zoetrope. She covers and gets the three count.)
Winner: Zoe Alexander
David: Zoe picks up yet another win, and she is very pleased with herself.
Dick: Who is going to stop Zoe Alexander?
(Zoe gets a mic.)
Zoe: Hey LuFisto, look what just happened. Last week I beat you, and this week I beat your partner. Katie Piehl hasn't given me an answer for my title match yet, but since you're the champion, you can override her by accepting my challenge. Now get out here and accept it!
("Sold Me" hits and LuFisto comes through the curtain with a mic.)
LuFisto: You want a title shot, Zoe? You think you're ready for the big time in the ladies' division? Come take this belt if you can.
Zoe: What you've just done is accept the loss of your title, LuFisto. Because now that I've got my title shot, I will be the new dominant female here in MECCA, and no one is going to stop me!
(Zoe and LuFisto have a staredown.)
David: We have a title match accepted for some time in the future, but up next, the Toughman Champion Alan Mayse will take on Jack Fletcher!
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Ironman" hits and Jack Fletcher makes his way to the ring.)
David: Over the last week or so, we've seen two tag matches with the UK Wrecking Crew against Alan Mayse and Eddie Crowe. Tonight, we see two singles matches, but only this one is for a title.
Dick: Unlike the World Title, anyone can request a Toughman Title match, and when Fletcher found out that he was facing Mayse, that was the first thing he did.
("Seven Nation Army" hits and Alan Mayse makes his way to the ring.)
David: It just goes to show how brutal a Toughman Champion's schedule can be, as Alan is still scheduled to defend the belt No Holds Barred next week against Kevin Stone.
Dick: Alan has been the only Toughman Champion thus far, but he is in a bit of a competitive rivalry with Eddie Crowe over which belt is more important.
(FINISH: Fletcher goes for the Union Jack, but Alan manages to counter into a sunset flip for a two count. Fletcher rolls backwards and dropkicks Alan in the face. He lifts Alan onto the top rope and goes for a superplex, but Alan throws him back to the mat. He hits a missile dropkick and then locks in a Muta Lock. He edges himself forward with it, until he's actually on his knees. He bends all the way down to the mat, stretching Fletcher over his back. Finally, Fletcher taps out.)
Winner: Alan Mayse
David: Alan Mayse retains the Toughman Championship, and I'm sure he's watching the main event very closely, as if Eddie were to lose that would help support the claim that the Toughman Title is the primary belt in MECCA.
Dick: We've never had a title vs. title match here in MECCA, but wouldn't it be awesome if Alan and Eddie were to hook it up with both titles on the line someday?
(Backstage, Bill Bicknell catches up to Nykk as he heads toward the exit with his bags.)
Bill: Nykk! You've just announced that you sold your half of the company to David Caldwell, and I'm pretty sure the only question is... WHY!?
Nykk: Bill, don't worry. I had a talk with Caldwell. I know he can be a prick at times, but he does have an honest want to see this company succeed, and he's convinced me that he'll continue the tradition that Katie and I started. I'm leaving now, as I've found out there are more important things than wrestling, and I found out the hard way last week. I have to take care of the love of my life right now, and that takes priority. But don't worry... I'll be back, and it will be like I was never gone.
(Nykk exits the building.)
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Burning Times" hits and Jay Crowe makes his way to the ring.)
David: One half of the former tag team champs is on his way to the ring, as the Pyro Twins have been doubly angered over their loss at Summertime Showdown. At Fox and Cynric for taking their titles, and at the UK Wrecking Crew for costing them the match.
Dick: Dusty and Jay have stated that they want to kill the UK Wrecking Crew all over again, which means we may need special security and law enforcement standing by when these two teams meet again.
("Did My Time" hits and Ronin Fox makes his way to the ring, taunting Jay with the belt.)
David: Ronin Fox and Cynric are the first brother team to hold the MECCA Tag Team Championship, and they had their first successful defense last week, before Fox sent Lisa Letty to the hospital.
Dick: It was an accident, David. It was obvious that he was going after Nykk, and Lisa just happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time.
David: Don't try and tell that to Nykk. He stated that when he gets back to MECCA, he is going to do the same thing to Fox and paralyze him in front of the world.
(FINISH: Jay hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Fox as Cynric runs out and gets on the apron. Jay sends him down to the floor with a spinning heel kick, but that allows Fox to attack from behind. Fox goes for a suplex, but Jay escapes and lifts him for the Overhaul. Cynric grabs Jay's leg momentarily, causing him to go off balance, and Fox counters into the Tail End. He covers and gets the three count.)
Winner: Ronin Fox
David: Fox picks up the victory over one half of the Pyro Twins thanks to his brother, and they're not done yet!
(Fox and Cynric go to work on Jay. They give him a double sidewalk slam, and then Fox puts Jay on his shoulders. Cynric springboards to the top rope and then hits a super Lift Off on Jay. Fox goes under the ring and brings out the metal trash masher from last week. A few moments later, Dusty Schneble runs out. He slides into the ring and clotheslines Fox. He trades rights with Cynric, but Fox attacks from behind. They whip Dusty into the ropes, but Dusty slides underneath a double clothesline, and he and Jay hit a double knee clip/double dropkick variation of Final Darkness. Fox and Cynric roll out of the ring and retreat up the aisle.)
David: Ronin Fox may have gotten the win, but the Pyro Twins got the last laugh tonight, not about to let Fox do anything like he did to Lisa last week. It may have been an accident, but now Fox is just mocking Nykk by using that trash masher.
Dick: Nykk is history for now. Fox needs to worry about not letting the Pyro Twins take the belts that he and Cynric worked so hard to get.
(Backstage, Bill Bicknell is standing by with Kevin Stone.)
Bill: I'm here with Kevin Stone, the MECCA Monster, and Kevin, next week you will get your rematch for the Toughman Title in a No Holds Barred Match, but as Alan Mayse proved at Summertime Showdown, he's no pushover, and you could be in for the fight of your life.
Stone: Alan Mayse, you stood toe to toe with me at Summertime Showdown, but guess what? You couldn't beat me. Now I've got a free pass to kick the crap out of you in a match that plays to my strengths, and next week you're looking at the new Toughman Champion. It's been too long since I've had gold around my waist, and Mayse, soon you will be shunted off to the side and it will be me who makes the Toughman Championship the most important belt in this company.
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Ironman" hits and Andy Nathans makes his way to the ring.)
David: It's time for our main event here on Go Time, as we'll see a non-title match involving the other half of the UK Wrecking Crew, Andy Nathans.
Dick: Fletcher issued an open challenge to get his Toughman Title shot earlier against Alan Mayse, but was unsuccessful. Now it's time to see if Nathans can take down the MECCA World Champion.
("Noots" hits and Eddie Crowe makes his way to the ring.)
David: You know that the Pyro Twins have to be watching this very closely, as their fellow EDJ member is getting his hands on one of the men that they are extremely angry with.
Dick: We could need extra security out here to help in case the Pyro Twins decide to get involved.
(FINISH: Eddie goes for the Eddie Dive, but Nathans hits him from behind and sets him on the top rope. He goes up for London Bridge is Falling Down, but Eddie counters into a reverse DDT on the way to the mat. He covers, but Nathans gets a foot across the bottom rope. Eddie goes for a running brainbuster, but Nathans escapes and rolls Eddie up with a backslide, putting his feet on the ropes to get the three count.)
Winner: Andy Nathans
David: Nathans scores the upset with a victory over the MECCA Champion, but he had to use dastardly means to gain the pinfall!
Dick: What a huge win for Andy Nathans and the UK Wrecking Crew, as Nathans took Eddie completely by surprise there.
(Upon hearing the decision, Eddie attacks Nathans, which brings out Fletcher. He and Nathans work over Eddie and give him the Crane Swing. They set up for the Wrecking Ball, but the Pyro Twins run out. Dusty trips Fletcher and pulls him out of the ring, throwing him into the guardrail. Jay drops an elbow on Nathans and then starts hitting him with rights, but both UKWC members run away and exit through the crowd. The Pyro Twins help Eddie to his feet.)
David: The UK Wrecking Crew tried to have their way with the MECCA World Champion, but the Pyro Twins were having none of it. Thank you for joining us this week, fans, and be sure to be right back here next week for another episode of Go Time!