Quick Rundown Results:
Kevin Stone b. Joey Sprinklers
Kelly Schweickart b. Misery, Gail Kim, Heather Star
Alan Mayse and Eddie Crowe b. UK Wrecking Crew
("Neocon" opening.)
David: Hello fans, welcome to Go Time, presented by MECCA! I'm David Mills, along with Dick Broccoli and tonight we're coming to you from Chicago, Illinois. We have a big tag match for you tonight, as Eddie Crowe, who retained his title over Bryan Danielson at Summertime Showdown, will team with the Toughman Champion Alan Mayse, and their opponents are none other than the UK Wrecking Crew!
Dick: Also, after Cheesecake blinded Huh with disinfectant this past Saturday, the rest of the Eccentric Alliance wants a piece of him. So tonight, Cheesecake goes one on one with Delirious.
David: And since Lisa Letty has apparently reconsidered ending her relationship with Nykk, we will find out what's going to happen to his ownership from Katie Piehl.
("The Immigrant Song" hits and Concession Boy makes his way to the ring, selling Eccentric Alliance t-shirts.)
David: Speaking of the Eccentric Alliance, Concession Boy is on his way out here, and I hear those shirts that feature Cheesecake on them are going at a 40% discount right now.
Dick: If it puts more money in the pockets of the Eccentric Alliance, then I hope they don't sell a single one.
("Kobrakai" hits and Anubis makes his way to the ring.)
David: The big Egyptian is upset at the way the UK Wrecking Crew won their match in the Tag Team Gauntlet on Saturday, and he stated that tonight he just wants to squash someone.
Dick: I'm glad he chose Concession Boy, then. It's at times like these I wish the booth was at ringside, because I want a front row seat for this.
(FINISH: Anubis dominates, but misses a kneedrop. CB kicks at the knee and bounces off the ropes to hit a clothesline. Anubis doesn't go down, so he bounces off the ropes again for a high cross body. Anubis still doesn't budge, and he flips CB head over heels with his own lariat. He picks CB up and gives him a spinebuster and then goes to the top rope, hitting the Sphinx Splash. He covers and gets the three count.)
Winner: Anubis
David: I'm sorry to say that Concession Boy didn't stand a chance in that match. Anubis is such a dominating competitor.
Dick: The Killer Kanines want those tag belts though, so it looks like the singles division is safe for the time being.
David: When we come back, Ronin Fox takes on Joey Sprinklers!
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Did My Time" hits and Ronin Fox makes his way to the ring, holding up his MECCA tag title belt.)
David: We're back on Go Time, and here comes one half of the new MECCA Tag Team Champions, as Fox and Cynric were able to defeat the Pyro Twins at Summertime Showdown, thanks to some help from the UK Wrecking Crew.
Dick: It's Fox's first MECCA title, and he's excited to have it.
("Hit That" hits and Joey Sprinklers skateboards his way to the ring.)
David: Joey Sprinklers is certainly in for a tough battle here, as he's never had a good record against Fox at any time.
Dick: Or anyone else, for that matter.
(Joey gets in the ring, but Cynric suddenly runs in from the crowd. He takes off his title belt and nails Joey from behind. Joey goes down, and he and Fox start stomping away.)
David: What's this? Fox's brother and partner is out here, and they're beating up Joey before the match is even underway!
(Fox gets a mic.)
Fox: This past Saturday crowned new Tag Team Champions, just like we said it would! And just like we've known for this entire year, we knew we could do it without any of the fans' help either! So now it's time to start this reign off with a bang and make a statement.
(They pick up Joey, but Nykk runs down the aisle and slides into the ring. He tackles Fox and hits him with rapid rights, but Cynric grabs him by the hair. He whips him into the ropes, but Nykk reverses and sends him down with a running back elbow. He gives Fox and leg lariat and the tag team champs slide out of the ring. Nykk grabs the mic.)
Nykk: As of next week I may not be owner of this company anymore, but I am still a competitor here in MECCA and I will not let you two ruin one of the matches on this fine program. And since you just couldn't wait to start working as a team again, how about you work as a team later on? In case you've forgotten, Joey and I beat you both last week. So how about we have a little rematch, with those belts on the line?
Fox: You're on!
(Fox and Cynric charge the ring and brawl with Nykk and Joey until officials come out to separate them. Suddenly, "Filthy/Gorgeous" hits and Cheesecake makes his way to the ring, along with the woman who was in his corner at Summertime Showdown.)
David: It's chaos out here, and it doesn't look like it's going to improve anytime soon, as now Cheesecake is on his way down here!
Dick: He got a big win over his former partner Huh at Summertime Showdown, thanks to that woman and her disinfectant.
(Fox, Cynric, Nykk and Joey stop brawling, almost in awe of the two weirdoes, and they filter into the background as Cheesecake grabs the discarded mic.)
Cheesecake: Helloooo, everybody! A'th you all th'aw thi'th pa'th't Th'aturday, Chee'th'cake i'th back and better than before! All thank'th to thi'th woman right here, the one I have dubbed Coquette, the only true French phenom! She ha'th shown me the mi'th'ing link in my wre'th'ling career, and it th'ertainly wa'th not that caveman Huh! But it th'eems to move on, I mu'th't shed the th'kin of my pa'th't, and another Eccetnric wan'th to fight me tonight. Th'o Deliriou'th, get out here because you're going down! And hopefully, I will too!
("Hybrid Stigmata" hits and Delirious makes his way to the ring.)
David: Delirious stepped forward to get this match with Cheesecake after witnessing what he did to Huh at Summertime Showdown, and I guess behind all that craziness he still has caring feelings for his comrades, but no longer for Cheesecake.
Dick: It was Cheesecake's indifference to his association with the Eccentric Alliance that cost him and Delirious a tag team match against the Killer Kanines a couple of weeks back on Rundown, and I'm sure that Delirious hasn't forgotten that either.
(FINISH: Delirious hits Shadows Over Hell and covers, but Cheesecake manages to kick out. Coquette gets on the apron with the disinfectant as Delirious lifts Cheesecake for a scoop slam. Cheesecake escapes and pushes Delirious toward Coquette. She sprays the disinfectant, but Delirious ducks. He grabs Coquette by the hair, but Cheesecake moves in. Delirious moves, and Cheesecake almost crashes into Coquette. Delirious kicks Cheesecake and lifts him for the Invitro Fertilization. Cheesecake escapes and hits a low blow. He rolls Delirious up, and bridges. The ref makes the three count as Cheesecake reaches out and grabs Coquette's hands for extra leverage, getting the three count.)
Winner: Cheesecake
David: Cheesecake just stole another one over a former teammate of his, and apparently the missing link in his career was the ability to cheat.
Dick: This also means that Cheesecake has now taken Delirious's spot on the Contender Star.
David: Indeed, Cheesecake is now eligible for a title match, though I think he would have to prove himself against the other members of the Contender Star due to only having two big singles victories in the last few weeks. When we come back, the MECCA World Champion will team with the MECCA Toughman Champion. Eddie Crowe and Alan Mayse team to take on the UK Wrecking Crew next!
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Sold Me" hits and LuFisto makes her way to the ring.)
David: Here comes the MECCA Ladies' Champion, LuFisto, and she's not scheduled for a match, but we understand that she has something to say.
Dick: After her brutal I Quit Match with Gail Kim on Saturday, I'm surprised she's not at home recuperating. She's a definite warrior.
(LuFisto gets a mic.)
LuFisto: Fans of MECCA, the one who stands before you is LuFisto, the First Lady of Hardcore. And on Saturday, I defended my Ladies' Title in a rematch against the woman I took this belt from, Gail Kim. Gail, you and I may have our differences, but no one has challenged me in the ring the way you have, and I thank you for that. It has made me into the most dominant female in MECCA, and for all you girls who don't like my style, that's too bad. Because I'm the champ, and if you want this belt, you have to wrestle my game. And the name of the game is Hardcore! So for all you fans, and all the ladies in the back, it's time to...
("TKO" hits and Zoe Alexander makes her way to the ring.)
David: Zoe Alexander is out here now, and she has been very consistent recently, having won her feud against Daizee Haze, as we saw this past Saturday before Summertime Showdown.
Dick: She certainly has to be considered a top contender for the title at this point, but I don't think she's going to take too kindly to LuFisto's game.
Zoe: LuFisto, you come out here and say that you're the most dominant female in MECCA? I beg to differ. There are people in this company a lot more deserving than you that want that title, and guess what? I'm one of them. Because everyone knows, and they saw it when I shut out Daizee Haze this past Saturday, that I am the master of the firewoman's carry, and when I lift you off the ground, there is only one way to fall and that is hard. And it's no secret that I want that belt, and seeing as how you've turned back all your other challengers for the time being, how about we see who the better woman is?
LuFisto: You want a shot at this title? You'll have to do much more than you've done so far to convince the MECCA booking committee. But I'll tell you what... since you're in such a fighting mood tonight, why don't you bring a partner out here later, and we'll have ourselves a little tag team match?
Zoe: That's fine. You bring whoever you want, because tonight is the night I show that I'm worthy of that title, and you'll rue the mistake you just made.
("TKO" plays as Zoe exits the ring, staring down LuFisto.)
David: A ladies' tag match has been added for later tonight, as LuFisto and Zoe Alexander will choose partners to take each other on. But right now, Bill Bicknell is standing by with the Eccentric Alliance.
(Backstage, Bill Bicknell is standing by with the Eccentric Alliance, who are looking somber for once.)
Bill: I'm here with Delirious, the Human Tornado, Dreamo, Concession Boy and Medea Knight, what's left of the Eccentric Alliance. Guys, in the last month you've been betrayed by one of your founding members, Cheesecake, and then at Summertime Showdown, you lost Huh indefinitely after he was blinded by Coquette's disinfectant spray. How are you all holding together?
Tornado: Bill, you won't see any joking around out of us tonight, because what happened to Huh was truly no laughing matter. It's one thing to try and beat a man, but to try to take his eyesight and cripple him for life? Cheesecake, you may have found what you're looking for, but are you really so selfish that you would hurt the very people that helped you get where you are? As of last Saturday, Huh was rushed to the hospital, but the truth is that he may never get his eyesight back. As of right now, he's at home recuperating, still blinded, and having to listen to this program instead of watching it. If his eyesight doesn't return, he may be done. We just want to wish him a full recovery, and we hope that we see him again here in MECCA someday.
Bill: There you have it, an update on Huh's status from his own teammates. Now, we go back to the ring for a huge tag team contest.
(In the arena, "Ironman" hits and the UK Wrecking Crew make their way to the ring.)
David: Andy Nathans and Jack Fletcher have been laying low since their return to MECCA after being burned by the Pyro Twins back at the MECCA Challenge II, but they returned to the forefront of MECCA with a vengeance this past Saturday, first by winning the Tag Team Gauntlet, and then costing the Pyro Twins the very tag titles they beat them for.
Dick: The UKWC is back, and cockier than ever, looking so proud of themselves for what they did.
("Noots" hits and Eddie Crowe and Alan Mayse make their way to the ring.)
David: On Rundown this past week, the MECCA World Champion and Toughman Champion teamed for the first time ever to defeat the UK Wrecking Crew, but now we've go the rematch right here on Go Time.
Dick: Ever since the Pyro Twins lost their titles, it's become somewhat of a test of wills backstage for Eddie and Alan. They both won their titles on the same night, and each one wants to remain champion longer than the other. We'll see if that competitive rivalry makes for a good team.
(FINISH: The UKWC go for the Wrecking Ball on Eddie, but Alan intercepts Nathans with a flying elbow, sending him to the outside. Alan goes for a pescado, but Fletcher trips him and Alan lands throat first on the top rope. Fletcher puts Alan on his shoulders, and Nathans springboards to the top rope, giving Alan a reverse hurricanrana off Fletcher's shoulders. Nathans covers, but the ref tells him Alan's not legal. Eddie throws Fletcher through the ropes, and then gives Nathans a dropkick. He hits the Eddie Dive and covers, but the ref tells him that Nathans isn't legal. Fletcher gives Eddie a shoulder thrust from the apron and somersaults over him into the ring. He bounces off the ropes, but Eddie sends him down with a lariat. He goes for the running brainbuster, but Nathans clips Eddie's knee and then tackles Alan, sending them both through the ropes. Fletcher gives Eddie the Union Jack and covers, getting the three count.)
Winners: The UK Wrecking Crew
David: The UK Wrecking pick up another major win, as Fletcher has just pinned the MECCA World Champion!
Dick: If they want to challenge for the tag titles, they're certainly on their way, but if Fletcher were to seek one, he could get a World Title shot out of this!
David: This also definitely sends a message to the Pyro Twins, as they've beaten their fellow EDJ member. We'll be right back after this short break with more MECCA action.
(Commercial Break)
(Backstage, Bill Bicknell is standing by with the Pyro Twins.)
Jay: I'm going to cut you off, Bill, before you say anything, because I know what you want to know. How do we feel about not being tag team champs anymore? We feel like we always feel... pissed off! But instead of a general mad at the world kind of pissed off, all of our anger, all of our rage, all of our burning hatred is directed at two men: Andy Nathans and Jack Fletcher. You see, you two have been a thorn in our sides since you arrived here in MECCA. And we admit, when we took those belts from you and burned you halfway to hell back in April, we thought we'd seen the last of you in our faces. But our false sense of security proved to be our downfall, and you got one over on us!
Dusty: It's very simple, UK Wrecking Crew... because of you we're no longer the MECCA Tag Team Champions, and since you didn't learn your lesson the first time, we'll just have to keep teaching you until you either learn or die. And trust me, Nathans, Fletcher... other than the tag titles, you are now our sole targets. And since you don't want to learn, that just means that we're ready to kill you all over again!
(The Pyro Twins leave.)
Bill: The Pyro Twins will certainly be looking for the UK Wrecking Crew, and I shudder to think what destruction will lay in the wake when this feud is done and settled. But that wasn't the only development at Summertime Showdown, as it appears as if Lisa Letty has changed her mind about ending her relationship with Nykk, and I'd like to bring in MECCA co-owner Katie Piehl to speak about this. (Katie enters) Ms. Piehl, since Nykk and Lisa have chosen each other, where does this leave Nykk as co-owner of MECCA?
Katie: Bill, let me just be the first to wish Nykk and Lisa all the happiness in the world. I truly think they've found love in one another, and as their friend I wish them nothing but the best. But with that said, we all know the story by now. Since Nykk has chosen love, it also means that he has to give up his ownership in MECCA. And since he's in the back preparing for his tag title match, he asked me to say this: he has found a buyer for his shares of MECCA, and next week he will unveil the new co-owner to the world.
Bill: That's big news indeed, Ms. Piehl, and thank you for your time. When we come back, we'll have a ladies' tag match for you right here on Go Time!
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "TKO" hits and Zoe Alexander and Shadow make their way to the ring.)
David: We're back on Go Time, and it looks like Zoe Alexander has chosen former Ladies' Champion Shadow as her partner for this tag match.
Dick: Earlier on, Zoe said she wanted to prove she was on the same level as LuFisto, and so this tag match was made. LuFisto better have a good partner to combat the experience of Shadow.
("Sold Me" hits and LuFisto and Kelly Schweickart make their way to the ring.)
David: Kelly Schweickart is LuFisto's partner, and though Kelly is a good one with all the potential in the world, she doesn't quite have that experience factor on her side.
Dick: But she has been with this company since nearly the beginning, and she definitely knows what Shadow is all about.
(FINISH: As LuFisto is brawling with Shadow and Zoe on the outside, Kelly goes to the top turnbuckle and hits a Kelly Cyclone onto the pile. Kelly throws Zoe back in the ring and tries to whip Shadow into the guardrail. Shadow reverses, however, and Kelly crashes into the steel. LuFisto goes for an Air Raid Crash on Zoe, but Shadow gets back in and dropkicks LuFisto. Zoe takes her over in a modified sunset flip and gets the three count.)
Winners: Zoe Alexander and Shadow
David: Zoe Alexander picks up the victory she needed, pinning the Ladies' Champion in the middle of the ring!
Dick: Maybe this will convince the matchmakers that she should get the next title shot.
(Backstage, Bill Bicknell is standing by with Kevin Stone.)
David: It was a chaotic night at Summertime Showdown, but perhaps nothing was more chaotic than the Toughman Title match between Kevin Stone and Alan Mayse, which was thrown out when the participants went way over the boundaries of relaxed rules. Joining me now is the MECCA Monster, Kevin Stone.
Stone: At Summertime Showdown, I let myself down by not doing what I set out to do. But... I did not lose that match, Bill Bicknell. As far as I'm concerned, Mayse, you proved nothing to me. That's why I'm demanding one more shot at the Toughman Title, right here on Go Time. But this time, none of this relaxed rules BS... let's take that line and cross it. Let's take that line and obliterate it off the mat. I want this match to be No Holds Barred!
(Alan Mayse enters and gets in Stone's face.)
Alan: I proved nothing to you? If there's one thing I did prove, it's that I'm not the coward you accused me of being. If you're bent on destruction, I'll happily meet you halfway. If you want a shot No Holds Barred, you got it.
Stone: Then I'll see you, champ. I'm going to take that title, and then no one will be able to dispute that I'm the biggest bad ass in MECCA.
(They stare each other down.)
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Destroy" hits and Nykk and Joey Sprinklers make their way to the ring, along with Lisa Letty.)
David: It's time for our main event, but we've just had our main event for two weeks from now approved by Katie Piehl, as it will be Alan Mayse defending the Toughman Title against Kevin Stone, and this time it's no holds barred!
Dick: Toughman Title match in two weeks, but now we've got one for the tag titles. This will be Nykk's last week as co-owner of MECCA, as it was announced earlier that he found a buyer for his shares, and he will reveal who it is next week.
David: This will be Fox and Cynric's first title defense, against the duo that beat them last week on Go Time.
("Soul Creation (Did My Time remix)" hits and Ronin Fox and Cynric make their way to the ring.)
David: Fox and Cynric finally accomplished their goal of becoming the first brother tag team in MECCA history to win the titles, and even though they had help from the UK Wrecking Crew, unseating the Pyro Twins is no easy feat.
Dick: Nykk and Fox have a hatred that goes back years, and that's fallen to include their associates like Cynric, Joey Sprinklers and the Pyro Twins... here we go!
(Nykk and Joey rush the ring and start duking it out with Fox and Cynric.)
(FINISH: Nykk and Joey go for their flapjack into sitout double powerbomb combo, but Cynric intercepts Nykk, and Fox takes over Joey with a flying headscissors. Cynric charges Joey, but gets sent through the ropes into the ring post. Fox sends Joey down with a running dropkick, but then walks right into a rolling Samoan Drop from Nykk. Nykk hits Howling Moon III and covers, but neither man is legal. Cynric gets back in the ring and dukes it out with Nykk, but he grabs Nykk by the back of the head and steps off his knee, hitting a standing version of the Lift Off. Nykk goes down, and Joey forearms Cynric from behind. He goes for Da Sprinklanator, but Cynric escapes and lifts Joey by the legs. Fox springboards off the second rope and hits a dropkick onto Joey, causing him to fall on his head. Cynric gets on his back and raises his knees and Fox then gives Joey a curb stomp onto Cynric's knees. Cynric covers Joey and gets the three count.)
Winners: Ronin Fox and Cynric
David: Fox and Cynric win it with some innovative double team work, but it's still on!
(Nykk has a chair and tackles Fox and starts wailing on him with the chair, but Cynric clubs him from behind, allowing Fox to escape. Fox goes under the ring, looking for a weapon and brings out a metal trash masher. He rams it into Joey's chest, and then gets in the ring. Cynric is brutalizing Nykk with martial arts kicks, and Lisa jumps in the ring. She gets on Cynric's back, but he throws her off and backs her into the corner. He goes for a roundhouse kick, but Lisa ducks and backs away. Nykk gets to his feet, facing away from Lisa as Fox swings with the trash masher. Nykk ducks, and the trash masher nails Lisa right in the base of the neck. She goes down, and doesn't move. Fox drops the trash masher and freezes in place, taken off guard. Nykk sees what happened and immediately tackles Fox, hitting him with rights and knees that knock him for a loop. Joey crawls over and gets on top of Lisa to protect her from more harm, as officials come out. They go to check on Lisa, while some try in vain to get Nykk off of Fox. Cynric finally pulls Fox to the floor, and Nykk turns his attention to Lisa.)
David: We need help out here right now! Did you see the way she landed? That's a 115 lbs. woman that just got a metal trash masher driven into the back of her neck at full speed!
Dick: She could be paralyzed, David! Where are the EMTs?
David: Fans, we're sorry we have to leave you before we get word on Lisa's condition, but... let's just hope that she's okay.
(Nykk holds his head in dismay as EMTs surround Lisa and put her in a neck brace. Sobbing, she tells the paramedics that she can't feel anything below her neck as the program fades out.)