Rundown Results:
Anubis b. Huh
Kim/Shadow b. Letty/Schweickart
Delirious b. The Human Tornado
Alan Mayse b. Kevin Stone
("Neocon" opening.)
David: We're back in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, as MECCA presents Go Time right here on FSN! I'm David Mills, along with Dick Broccoli, and tonight the MECCA Championship will be on the line as Eddie Crowe defends against Ronin Fox!
Dick: And we also found out that the number one contender for Midsummer Night Slam will be decided in a Triangle Match. It will be Kevin Stone vs. Alan Mayse vs. Low Ki right here tonight!
David: We also have a Ladies' Title match and much more coming at you!
("Hybrid Stigmata" hits and Delirious makes his way to the ring.)
David: We're opening up with Delirious, and he's on a tear around the ring!
Dick: This guy's always ready to fight. I don't think he's ever not in his gear.
("Still More Fighting" hits and Jamie Chan makes his way to the ring, along with David Caldwell.)
David: Here comes one half of Stage One, and both of these men will be competing in Six Pack Apocalypse on June 24.
Dick: This is a good opportunity to scout the competition if they do indeed cross paths during that match.
(FINISH: Delirious goes for Shadows Over Hell, but Chan kicks him out of midair with a spinning heel kick. He goes up and hits a moonsault, covering for a two count. He whips Delirious into the ropes, but Delirious slides underneath his legs and hooks the arms. He goes for the Chemical Imbalance #2, but Chan lands on his feet. He tries a crescent kick, but Delirious ducks and hooks the arms, hitting Chemical Imbalance #2. He covers and gets the three count.)
Winner: Delirious
David: Delirious picks up the victory, and his first singles victory in a while here in MECCA.
(Delirious runs around the ring, causing David Caldwell to run for his life.)
Dick: He's happy about it too, but he's scaring poor David Caldwell!
David: I think I can live with his discomfort. We've got more action still to come, as up next Gail Kim will defend her Ladies' Title against Daizee Haze.
(Backstage, Bryan Danielson is walking down the hallway. He stops in front of Katie Piehl's office and then goes in. Katie is sitting at her desk, looking over some documents.)
Katie: Bryan, why don't you come in?
Danielson: Ms. Piehl, I've been back for a month and I've gone through everyone you've thrown at me. I'm on the Contender Star, but yet I'm not in the match later on for the title shot at Midsummer Night Slam. I'm the best wrestler in the entire world. Why was I left out?
Katie: Yes, you've been on the Contender Star, except for those three days when Cheesecake had your spot. You haven't beaten anyone since you got back on it, therefore you're not in the match. Those three gentlemen have been defending their spots for some time now, and I think one of them deserves the shot. But don't worry, you'll be in the Six Pack Apocalypse, so if you win that, you'll have a guaranteed title shot.
Danielson: Well, don't worry about that, because you're looking at the winner right here.
Katie: Just remember... if you want a higher number, you'd better stay on the Contender Star this time. Excuse me.
(Katie leaves the office, and Danielson looks chagrined.)
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Sensi" hits and Daizee Haze makes her way to the ring.)
David: We've got a Ladies' Title match for you fans here on Go Time, and it's happening right now. Daizee Haze came close to winning the Ladies' Championship a few weeks back, but due to some cheating by Gail Kim, she didn't come away with the belt.
Dick: She's been wanting a rematch, and it was granted right here tonight.
("Brackish" hits and Gail Kim makes her way to the ring.)
David: The Ladies' Champion walked out on her match with LuFisto at Punked Out, accepting a count-out loss, and LuFisto's been seeking a rematch under hardcore rules. Kim refused to accept that challenge last week, but I'm willing to bet LuFisto won't give up that easily.
Dick: It might not matter if Daizee wins the title right here.
(FINISH: Kim goes for the Christo, but Daizee puts her back on her feet and hits a flying headscissors takeover. She hits a heart punch, and goes for the Mind Trip, but Gail counters with a drop toehold. She spins around Daizee and quickly applies a Tequila Sunrise. She wrenches back on the knee, and Daizee finally taps out.)
Winner: Gail Kim
David: The Sensation of Submission shows us exactly why she's called that, as she picks up another win in her seventh month as champion.
Dick: She's the longest reigning Ladies' Champion in MECCA, and she just proved why.
(As Gail is celebrating, LuFisto comes out of the crowd with a chair. She slides into the ring and Kim sees her at the last second and bails, and LuFisto merely hits the ring ropes. Gail takes her belt and runs up the aisle as LuFisto gets a mic.)
LuFisto: Oh, Gail, why oh why are you running away? It's only a little chair. Trust me, I'm going to do a lot worse to you at Midsummer Night Slam! Yeah, that's right, people. I just came from talking to Katie Piehl, and she granted my request for a Ladies' Title rematch! On June 24, Gail, you and I will tangle with no count-outs and no disqualifications! Now that I know the date, the problem isn't in finding something to wear... (holds up the chair) it's finding the right accessories.
("Sold Me" plays as LuFisto poses.)
David: LuFisto's request for hardcore rules has been granted, and now Gail can't do anything to stop LuFisto on pay-per-view. There are no count-outs, DQs or stable mates to save her!
(In the locker room, Cheesecake is attempting to call an Eccentric Alliance meeting to order. Dreamo is asleep with his head on Medea Knight's lap, Concession Boy is busy making cotton candy, and Huh is attempting to eat it, while Delirious is chewing on an old shoe. The Human Tornado is standing next to Cheesecake.)
Cheesecake: Okay, everyone! Hellooo! That's better. Now, first act of bu'th'ine'th... welcome new Ecc'th'entric Alliance member the Human Tornado!
Tornado: Thank you, thank you, remember, it's spelled P-I-M-P in case you forgot your spell check. The H-Tizzle is in the house!
Huh: You talk funny.
Cheesecake: Anyway, I just wanted to addre'th th'omething. We've got thi'th Six Pack Apocalypse coming up, and th'ince none of us are on the Contender Th'tar, it probably means we'll be meeting during the first half. I just want you all to know that I won't be holding back. I want that title shot, so ju'th't forget about me being your friend for that night.
(Everyone else has gone back to what they were doing, and weren't listening to him. He sighs.)
Cheesecake: How much for the cotton candy, CB?
CB: Five dollars.
Cheesecake: That'th outrageous!
CB: Hey, it's either pay me five dollars for the cotton candy, or... pay me five dollars for the cotton candy. It's a limited time offer.
Cheesecake: Uh... all right, I'll pay five dollars.
(He hands CB five dollars and gets his cotton candy.)
CB: Always look for the better deal.
(Commercial Break)
(Backstage, Lisa Letty fiddling with her cell phone when Trent Acid walks up to her.)
Acid: Hey, Lisa.
Lisa: Hi, Trent.
Acid: You're looking fine this week. Listen, what I was getting at last week before I had to leave... I wanted to ask for your phone number.
Lisa: Why?
Acid: You know, I thought you might like to go out for dessert sometime.
Lisa: Dessert?
Acid: Yeah, Trent ala mode. Sweet, creamy, delicious and all you can eat.
Lisa: And bad for you, no doubt. Look, Trent, contrary to what you're used to, some women don't like to be fed lines like that. I'm going to have to pass on your little buffet. But I'm sure it will make some ring rat very happy.
Acid: Whoa, whoa, let's start this over. Lisa, would you like to go out with me?
Lisa: No.
Acid: Why?
Lisa: I'm... into someone else right now.
Acid: Oh, please. Don't think that everyone in that locker room doesn't know what's happening, Lisa. But he can never be yours, and you know why. So why even bother?
Lisa: Acid. You. No. This.
(Acid sighs with exasperation and storms away.)
(In the arena, "Did My Time" hits and Ronin Fox makes his way to the ring.)
David: I don't know what that was about, but that's the second week in a row that Trent Acid made a fool out of himself in front of Lisa. But now it's time for our MECCA World Championship match, and Ronin Fox looks hungry.
Dick: He can taste that belt, and from speaking to him earlier, he believes that it's his time. However, he he's going to have to wrestle the match of his life to get the belt off of Eddie Crowe.
("Noots" hits and Eddie Crowe makes his way to the ring.)
David: Eddie Crowe not only toppled the MECCA Monster Kevin Stone to win that belt, but he made it into a World Title, with defenses in Canada and the UK over the last month. And in the coming weeks, he will be going on a tour of Germany, Austria and Italy, making the title even more international.
Dick: That's if Fox doesn't win it right here. Then it will be Fox getting those worldwide bookings, and you know he'd love the exposure.
Jared: Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the MECCA World Championship! To my left, the challenger... from Bellbrook, Ohio... weighing in at 175 lbs... Roniiiiin Foooox! And his opponent... also from Bellbrook, Ohio... weighing in at 190 lbs... he is the reigning and defending MECCA World Champion... Eddiiiiiiie Croooooowe!
(FINISH: Eddie hits the running brainbuster on Fox, but Cynric comes out and pulls Eddie off at the two count. As Eddie fights with Cynric on the apron, the Pyro Twins run out and pull him off. They fight on the outside as Fox rolls Eddie up for a close two count. He gives Eddie a curb stomp and then signals to the corner. Jay gets up on the apron, but Fox jumps onto the second turnbuckle and knocks him off with a forearm. He vaults backwards into a Tail End on Eddie, but before he can cover, Jay gets in the ring and clotheslines Fox, causing the ref to call for the bell.)
Winner: Ronin Fox
David: This has gotten out of hand, as the Pyro Twins came down to counteract the interference of Cynric, and Jay ended up getting his brother disqualified! What a shame such a great match had to be ruined this way!
Dick: Possibly one of the greatest matches in Go Time's history, as Fox and Eddie tore it up out here!
(Fox takes Jay out to the floor as Dusty whips Cynric into the guardrail.)
David: We have a donnybrook on our hands, and we need to get some officials out here to separate these two teams. We'll be back with a ladies' tag match!
(Commercial Break)
(Backstage, Bill Bicknell is standing by with the Wild Wolf.)
Bill: I'm here with the Wild Wolf, and I understand that you have something to say.
Wolf: That I do, Bill, but first you all need to come with me.
(He walks down the hallway, and Bill follows him with the microphone and the camera man. Wolf walks into the dressing room, where Alan Mayse is drinking some water.)
Wolf: Alan Mayse, Toughman Champion.
Alan: What?
Wolf: You may have a match for a title shot tonight, but you've already got a belt. And I want it. I understand that anybody can challenge for that belt, and I'm just letting you know that I want you in the ring for the title next week.
Alan: That's fine with me. I'm going to need some momentum if I'm going to face Eddie Crowe at Midsummer Night Slam, anyway.
Wolf: Good, then I'll see you next week. Because when I beat you, you won't be in any state of mind to wrestle Crowe, because that title will be mine.
(In the arena, "Gangsta Bitch" hits and Shadow and Misery make their way to the ring.)
David: We have a Toughman Title match for next week, as the Wild Wolf has invoked a challenge for the belt, and will be facing Alan Mayse.
Dick: It's going to be a true test for Alan to see if he can hold up with all these challengers coming after him, not having to go through any red tape to get a title shot.
("Dance Commander" hits and Heather Star and Zoe Alexander make their way to the ring.)
David: The ladies of MECCA are hitting the ring for this tag team match, and though Shadow is a former ladies' champ, the rest of these women have something to prove with this one.
Dick: They all want to be in position for a title shot after the Gail Kim/LuFisto hardcore match at Midsummer Night Slam.
(FINISH: Zoe jumps off the second turnbuckle, but Misery dropkicks her on the way down. Star gets on the top rope and gives Misery a missile dropkick from behind. Zoe lifts her into a TKO, and tells Heather to take care of Shadow. Heather charges Shadow on the apron but gets backdropped to the floor as Zoe sets up Misery for the Zoetrope. Shadow comes in and gives Zoe the Interceptor, allowing Misery to roll her up with a sunset flip for the three count.)
Winners: Shadow and Misery
David: Shadow and Misery take the victory in a hard fought contest!
Dick: Interesting there, as Misery got the pin, but it was thanks to Shadow. Just who came out looking better on that team?
(As Shadow and Misery leave the ring, Star gets back in and tells Zoe she's sorry. Zoe offers her hand, but then pulls Heather into a firewoman's carry and hits a double knee gutbuster.)
David: What the hell was that!? Zoe out of nowhere with that gutbuster on Heather.
Dick: She told Heather to take care of Shadow, and if she had, they might be the ones celebrating a victory right now.
(Zoe leaves the ring and storms out of the arena as Rya Zeh looks after Heather.)
David: I don't know what Zoe Alexander's problem is, but it looks like she's not talking right now. When we come back, it's our main event: Kevin Stone vs. Low Ki vs. Alan Mayse!
(Commercial Break)
(Backstage, Ronin Fox and Cynric storm into Katie Piehl's office.)
Fox: Did you see what happened out there!?
Katie: Yeah, I did.
Fox: Is this the kind of promotion you're running here? I should be the MECCA Champion, but Jay Crowe screwed me out of the belt!
Katie: Your brother was just as much a part of that match as you...
Cynric: I thought MECCA was supposed to be all about clear winners and losers, yet the uncrowned champion is standing right here.
Fox: We want some payback. If I can't have Eddie's title, then we're going to have to take the Pyro Twins' titles. Make it happen.
Katie: Fine, since you're so insistent, then I'm making a tag title match for Midsummer Night Slam. You and Cynric vs. The Pyro Twins!
Cynric: Whoa, wait a minute. We're in the Six Pack Apocalypse that night. The winner gets a World Title shot at Summertime Showdown. We can't wrestle twice in one night!
Katie: Sure you can. Who ever said going after two titles was easy?
Fox: You see what I was telling you months ago, brother? If the left one doesn't get you, the right one does!
Cynric: Yeah, I see how it is!
(They storm out of the office.)
(Meanwhile, Bill Bicknell is standing by with Kevin Stone.)
Bill: Kevin Stone, back at the MECCA Challenge II you lost the MECCA Championship to Eddie Crowe, who has gone on to make it a World Title. Tonight, you have a chance to earn your rematch as you face off against Alan Mayse and Low Ki.
Stone: I shouldn't have to earn anything. I held that title for six months, and no one could beat me. Eddie, you got lucky in our match. But your luck will run out at Midsummer Night Slam, as I will go on and defeat you to get my belt back. Alan, Low Ki, tonight you step into the ring with the MECCA Monster. And I will do what it takes to ensure that neither of you pin these shoulders to the mat. I walk away with the title shot that's rightfully mine.
(In the arena, "Fighter's Passion" hits and Low Ki makes his way to the ring.)
David: Strong words from Kevin Stone, who has waited a month and a half for this opportunity. He'd better make the most of it.
Dick: Low Ki is another guy who really wants a rematch, after taking Eddie Crowe to the limit at Punked Out. He looks more intense than ever tonight.
("At the End of the Rainbow" hits and Kevin Stone makes his way to the ring.)
David: Stone was a dominant MECCA Champion, as he just steamrolled through the competition. The only man that was able to stop him was Eddie Crowe.
Dick: And Stone wants to avenge that loss in the worst way.
("Seven Nation Army" hits and Alan Mayse makes his way to the ring.)
David: The only man in this contest who has never faced Eddie Crowe is Alan Mayse.
Dick: He's the Toughman Champion, but that World Title has eluded him throughout his tenure in MECCA. He would love nothing more than to become the first double champion in company history.
(FINISH: Stone ducks a kick from Low Ki and whips him to the corner. Low Ki reverses and hits the Tidal Crush. He goes to the top rope, but Alan comes in and dropkicks Ki, crotching him on the top turnbuckle. He goes up for a hurricanrana, but Stone pushes Alan to the floor. Stone goes up with Low Ki and hammers him with rights, but Low Ki retaliates with headbutts. He rocks Kevin, and goes for a top rope Ki Krusher. However, Stone counters into a Stone Cutter on the way down. He gets to his feet as Alan comes back in the ring and kicks him, hitting the Monster Bomb. He whips Alan into the ropes and hits the Stone Crusher, covering for the three count as Low Ki just barely misses the save.)
Winner: Kevin Stone
David: Kevin Stone gets the title shot at Midsummer Night Slam, as we now have our main event! What a victory for the former MECCA Champion.
Dick: The MECCA Monster was able to disable both men long enough to get the victory, but now the real work begins, and that's winning the MECCA World Championship.
David: We'll see you next week as Alan Mayse comes back to defend the Toughman Title against the Wild Wolf. Good night, fans!