Quick Rundown Results:
Bryan Danielson b. Matt Sydal
Misery b. Heather Star
Shadow b. Zoe Alexander
Ronin Fox and Cynric drew Pyro Twins
("Neocon" opening.)
David: We are live from Green Bay, Wisconsin, as the Midwestern Establishment of Competitive Combat Arts brings Go Time right to your television! I'm David Mills, along with Dick Broccoli, and tonight Eddie Crowe makes his first defense of the MECCA Championship, and we're told that challenging him will be none other than Cynric!
Dick: Eddie's going to have his hands full with his first challenger, but he's also got Low Ki waiting in the wings should he retain.
David: Speaking of Low Ki, he'll be in tag team action, teaming with the MECCA Monster Kevin Stone to take on Matt Sydal and the Toughman Champion, Alan Mayse. In more tag team action, we'll see Ronin Fox team with Trent Acid to take on the Pyro Twins in a non-title match.
("Brackish" hits and Gail Kim makes her way to the ring.)
David: Here comes the Ladies' Champion, the Sensation of Submission Gail Kim, who is coming off a rather tainted win over Daizee Haze last week.
Dick: Daizee came close last week, but there's a reason that Kim is looking to enter her seventh month as champ.
(Gail gets a mic.)
Gail: It feels so good to be queen of the ladies' division! Lisa Letty, you may have dismantled my group, but there's one fact that you couldn't change. And that is me being the dominant female in this company and in this industry. The end of May marks my sixth month as champ, and there is nobody that's going to take this title from me. You see, the ladies of MECCA thought that by disbanding the Dangerous Liaison, it would somehow make it easier for them to take this belt from me. Well, as Daizee Haze found out last week, I haven't lost a step. In fact, I think I'm actually better off without all the excess baggage. So, Katie Piehl, bring your Daizee Hazes and your Lisa Lettys, because there is no one who can beat me.
("Sold Me" hits and LuFisto makes her way to the ring.)
David: Gail may have spoke too soon, because I think the First Lady of Hardcore takes exception to that statement.
Dick: What is LuFisto doing out here? I thought she was Gail's friend.
(LuFisto gets a mic.)
LuFisto: Hold on a minute, Gail. You're calling us excess baggage? After we busted our asses for five months to keep that title on you? I guess I've just found out your true colors. You see, over a year ago when we started the Dangerous Liaison, and it was just the two of us, we made each other a promise. That promise was that whichever of us won the Ladies' Title first, would give a shot to the other. And as you say, you're going for six months as champion, and yet I don't see my name on the list of challengers that you put away. And since there no longer is a Dangerous Liaison, I think I've proven over the past couple of weeks that I do indeed have what it takes to win gold.
Gail: Wait, Lu... what are you doing? I thought we were friends, and you're out here talking about past business?
LuFisto: No, you see, friends actually keep promises that were made to each other. Ours was just a business arrangement, and I see that now. Well, the business arrangement is done, and I want my rightful title shot!
David: LuFisto just challenged the Ladies' Champion! Will Kim live up to her word?
(Gail thinks it over for a minute, and then nods, saying that LuFisto's got her shot. She extends her hand, and LuFisto shakes it. Gail tries to waffle her with the belt in her other hand, but LuFisto ducks and kicks Gail. She drops the belt, and LuFisto picks it up, nailing Gail right in the head. Gail goes down, and LuFisto stands over her with the belt.)
David: Gail tried a cheap shot, but LuFisto saw that one coming a mile away!
Dick: More importantly, Gail accepted LuFisto's challenge, and we'll be seeing LuFisto vs. Gail Kim at some point!
("Sold Me" plays and LuFisto drops the belt onto Gail's body before leaving the ring. As referees Nikki Alvarado and Rya Zay help Gail out of the ring, "Burning Times" hits and the Pyro Twins make their way to the ring.)
David: The Pyro Twins aren't going to waste any time coming out here. They haven't been in action as a team since the MECCA Challenge, and they're anxious to get their title reign going.
Dick: We've also yet to hear what their answer is to the Killer Kanines' challenge from last week.
("Did My Time" hits and Ronin Fox and Trent Acid make their way to the ring.)
David: This was originally supposed to be Ronin Fox and Cynric taking on the Pyro Twins, but that was before Cynric found out he was getting a shot at the MECCA Championship. This is a makeshift team, but with two seriously dangerous competitors.
Dick: We've also found out that the First Blood Match for the Toughman Title will happen at Punked Out, as Acid will attempt to win the belt from Alan Mayse.
(FINISH: The Pyro Twins hit Final Darkness on Acid, but before Jay can cover, the Wild Wolf runs down to ringside and gets on the apron. Referee David Bowers and Dusty try to get him off, and as they do, Anubis enters from the crowd. He puts Jay down with the Ankh Smash, and then lifts him into a back suplex, changing it up into a uranage suplex. Fox pulls Dusty out of the ring and rams him into the guardrail. He goes to the top rope and hits a guillotine legdrop on Jay, covering for the three count.)
Winners: Ronin Fox and Trent Acid
David: Fox and Acid score the upset, thanks to the Killer Kanines! They knew it was okay to cost Jay and Dusty a non-title match, because that will incite them to accept their challenge.
Dick: And now, this could instantly propel Fox and Acid into a title match down the line.
David: We'll have to wait and see about that, but up next will be the David Caldwell Project!
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, the David Caldwell Project set is in the ring, and David Caldwell has a mic.)
Caldwell: Welcome back to Go Time, everybody! This is the David Caldwell Project, and I am your host, David Caldwell! You know, last week I had my inaugural show, and what a show it was! We got a great main event out of it, but apparently I'm being told not to make matches anymore. And I don't want to get in trouble, especially since my show just debuted, so luckily my guest this week is someone nobody wants to see, not in the ring or anywhere else. Please welcome Joey Sprinklers!
("Hit That" hits and Joey Sprinklers skateboards his way to the ring.)
David: I'm not so sure about no one wanting to see Joey. He proved at the MECCA Challenge that he has what it takes to be on Low Ki's level.
Dick: As far as I'm concerned, he's lucky to be alive after this match.
Caldwell: Joey... now I have to ask you something. Everyone wants to know... what's with the skateboarding? I mean, you can obviously do that, yet when you try to wrestle you screw up time and time again. Shouldn't you just stick to what you know?
Joey: This skateboard represents my roots, see? Everyone has their material objects that define them. Hacksaw Jim Duggan had his 2x4... the Big Bossman had his night stick... you have your bad outfits... and I have my skateboard. And it's handy in case someone gets me so made I just wanna break their knees!
Caldwell: Calm down there, buddy. This is a family show, and we don't need any broken knees or other bones around here. Now, at the MECCA Challenge II, you were lucky to even be on the card, but you were unlucky with your opponent, Low Ki. After he beat you within an inch of your life, you just kept getting up and telling him to come back and fight. Just how many blows to the head did you take to be that stupid?
Joey: It's not stupidity, it's something called intestinal fortitude. I wasn't about to let Low Ki walk away from me without a fight, whether or not I could stand under my own power. But he showed me respect at the end there, and I have to admit, I respect him too now. And I'd appreciate it if you took the edge off them questions, Caldwell.
Caldwell: Well excuse me, I didn't know that poor little Joey was so fragile that he couldn't take some criticism. I can understand, being that you're the biggest loser in MECCA and all, you probably don't want people pointing that out in case management catches wind and fires you. But no, people like you just tread below the radar, and you gladly take a paycheck that could be received by someone with a modicum of talent.
(Joey looks away in disgust, but Caldwell spins him around by the arm.)
Caldwell: Don't look away when I'm talking to you, boy! The only reason you're kept around is because you make a great stepping stone for more talented people. You'll never succeed by yourself, because you can't even spell the word. The only part you can comprehend is the part that says "suck..."
(Joey grabs Caldwell by the shirt, and throws him down to the mat. Caldwell backs into the corner, and Joey moves in.)
David: It looks like Joey has had enough, and I can't say I blame him! What a jerk Caldwell is!
(Just as Joey gets his hands on Caldwell, Ryan Saito and another Asian man run down to the ring. They attack Joey and whip him into the ropes, giving him a double STO. Saito picks him up into a fireman's carry and hits Go to Sleep. The other man goes to the top rope and hits a twisting moonsault press. Caldwell gets the mic and starts laughing.)
Caldwell: Joey, you're just like every stupid son of a bitch in that locker room that think they can do something about it if I'm speaking my mind! Say hello to my new bodyguards... Ryan Saito, Jamie Chan, and as far as the David Caldwell Project is concerned, this is merely Stage One!
(He smacks Joey in the side of the head and leaves the ring with Saito and Chan.)
David: Was that his whole purpose for coming out here this week? I think Joey was set up here.
Dick: With guys like that watching his back, I think we'll be hearing a lot more from David Caldwell in the future.
David: What's with this Asian tag team thing anyway? Does he have some kind of fetish we're not aware of? Maybe we don't want to know. When we come back, Bryan Danielson will be here as he takes on Huh from the Eccentric Alliance!
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Pajamarama" hits and Huh makes his way to the ring.)
David: We're back here on Go Time, and a member of the Eccentric Alliance is set for action!
Dick: Huh's got his work cut out for him more than usual tonight, though, because his opponent is perhaps the best wrestler in the world.
("Final Countdown" hits and Bryan Danielson makes his way to the ring.)
David: Bryan Danielson made his return to MECCA two weeks ago, and his goal is to win titles. But if he wants a shot at Eddie Crowe, he'll have to take on the best that MECCA has to offer, even if he is on the Contender Star.
Dick: I don't know what he's doing in this match, then.
(FINISH: Huh goes for a moonsault, but Danielson gets his knees up. He plants Huh with a German and then turns over into Cattle Mutilation. Huh quickly gives up.)
Winner: Bryan Danielson
David: Bryan Danielson gets the victory, and he looks like he just has absolute disdain for having to wrestle Huh.
Dick: I'm sure Huh is used to getting that.
(As Huh tries to get up, Danielson kicks him in the face to send him back down. He laughs as Huh tries to get up and keeps shoving him down.)
David: Now Danielson's just being a jerk. You don't have to humiliate the guy when you already beat him.
(Cheesecake runs down and sneaks up behind Danielson. He gives him the Screw-Driver and then helps Huh to his feet. They laugh as Danielson tries to get up, and when he does, Huh shoves him back down and then runs a victory lap around the ring. "Pajamarama" plays as the Eccentrics exit, and Danielson looks like he can't believe they would be that stupid.)
David: Huh got some revenge, thanks to Cheesecake, and the best in the world was just shoved onto his ass.
Dick: I know Cheesecake prides himself in being flexible in "all the right places," but Danielson just may break him in half if he gets him in the ring.
(Backstage, Alan Mayse is walking down the hall when a door opens right in his face. It dazes Alan, and Trent Acid comes out of the adjacent room and attacks. He rams Alan's head into the wall, and then gets a chair. He cracks Alan in the head with it, and Alan goes down. Acid throws down the chair.)
Acid: That's right, Alan Mayse, if you didn't know by now, my rematch was granted for Punked Out, which means you and me are going at it in a First Blood Match. And since I've already drawn first blood, I think the result of that one is strictly academic.
(Acid laughs and walks away, and the camera pans down to see Alan holding his head with blood seeping through his fingers.)
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "At the End of the Rainbow" hits and Kevin Stone and Low Ki make their way to the ring.)
David: We're set for tag team action, and here comes the duo of Low Ki and the MECCA Monster Kevin Stone.
Dick: These guys have to be the two biggest bad asses in MECCA, but there may be a little hostility considering that Low Ki will be getting a shot at Eddie Crowe's MECCA Championship at Punked Out while Stone has yet to receive a rematch.
("My 7th Rib" hits and Matt Sydal makes his way to the ring.)
David: Matt Sydal is out here, but his partner Alan Mayse was taken out before the break and busted open by Trent Acid, so he's receiving medical attention. Is Sydal going to go at it alone?
Dick: This would be a big mistake if he did. These are two career enders in the ring.
("Hybrid Stigmata" hits and Delirious makes his way to the ring.)
David: It looks like we have a replacement, and he's tweakin' out!
Dick: Delirious is the only guy stupid enough to jump into a match like this, and I can't wait to see him get taken out. Both Ki and Stone hate his guts.
(FINISH: Delirious hits Shadows over Hell on Low Ki, but Stone comes in and nails him with a big boot. He sets him up for the Stone Cutter, but Sydal pulls Delirious out of the ring. He springboards into the ring, but Stone clotheslines him out of midair. He puts Sydal in a camel clutch, and Low Ki gives him a kick to the face. Stone follows up with a senton splash. Delirious comes back in and attacks, but Low Ki hits him with the Tidal Wave. He puts him on his shoulders and then feeds him right into the Stone Cutter. Stone covers and gets the three count.)
Winners: Low Ki and Kevin Stone
David: Stone and Low Ki are your winners, and Stone definitely needed that fall to prove he still has what it takes to be MECCA Champion and get some of that lost momentum back. Still to come, Eddie Crowe takes on Cynric, but up next we'll have a ladies' tag team match.
(Backstage, Cheesecake is pounding on the dressing room door.)
Cheesecake: Daniel'th'on! I know you're in there! Come out! Coming out is fun! Li'th'en, I want a match with you at Punked Out. I think we would have fabulou'th chemistry! What do you say?
(The camera pans back to show Danielson standing right behind Cheesecake. He attacks Cheesecake and rams his head into the dressing room door.)
Danielson: Let's get one thing straight, you freak, and I do mean straight. I don't wrestle how anyone tells me to, and I don't wrestle when somebody tells me to. Yeah, we'll have a match. But it might not be at Punked Out. It could be next week, or in five minutes... whenever I decide!
(Danielson walks away.)
(Commercial Break)
(In the back, Nykk is heading for the exit with his bag. Lisa Letty catches up to him.)
Lisa: Nykk, where are you going?
Nykk: Apparently, after what Cynric cost me last week, I'm too much of a danger to the main event tonight, so I've been barred from the building. I'm going back to the hotel to catch up on some sleep.
Lisa: Well, hold on a minute. I don't have a match either tonight, so... we should go out and do something, you know? We haven't done anything fun in so long...
Nykk: Lisa, I understand what you're getting at completely, and I agree that it would be fantastic.
Lisa: You do?
Nykk: Yeah, on our next day off, I'll fix up my kitchen... light a few candles... cook a nice dinner...
Lisa: (holds his arm) Sounds romant...
Nykk: I'll call the guys, you call the girls, and we'll all have a great little get-together! I'm going to go call the caterer right now.
(Nykk opens the door and yells, "Hey, caterer!" before leaving. Lisa screams in frustration and then punches the wall. She then shakes her hand and holds it in pain.)
(In the arena, "Dance Commander" hits and Heather Star and Zoe Alexander make their way to the ring.)
David: Things didn't really work out for Lisa Letty once again, did they?
Dick: You know, we all know what's going on. Nykk doesn't. The rest of us actually watch the show. Maybe we should let him in on it.
David: Where's the drama in that? We've got tag team action in the ladies' division here as Zoe Alexander teams with Heavenly Heather Star.
("Gangsta Bitch" hits and Shadow and Misery make their way to the ring.)
David: Shadow and Misery were once part of the Dangerous Liaison together, but since they were forced to break up, that means they weren't even allowed to get together before this match and talk strategy. I wonder if that will affect them.
Dick: It can definitely do some damage, but they are much more experienced than Zoe or Heather.
(FINISH: Zoe gives Misery a spinning heel kick, and then plants her with a facebuster. She bounces off the ropes and Heather tags herself in. Shadow gets in Zoe's way, and Zoe picks her up and takes her through the ropes to the outside, but Shadow ends up landing on top. Heather hits the Falling Star Press on Misery, but referee Rya Zay says that Misery isn't legal. As Heather argues, Shadow comes in with a knee to the back. She follows up with the Skullbuster and locks in the Dragon Sleeper. She falls back with a body scissors, and Heather taps out.)
Winners: Shadow and Misery
David: Shadow and Misery pick up the victory, as Heather was not aware of Shadow being the legal woman.
(Shadow and Misery leave, and Zoe gets back in the ring. She helps Heather up, but starts verbally berating her for losing the match.)
Dick: It looks like Zoe and Heather are having a little disagreement.
David: She does look upset that Heather decided to tag herself in and go after the wrong person. When we come back, Eddie Crowe defends his title against Cynric, plus we'll hear from Low Ki!
(Commercial Break)
(Backstage, Bill Bicknell is standing by with Low Ki.)
Bill: Low Ki, at Punked Out you will get a shot at the MECCA Championship, thanks to your victory over Alan Mayse last week. Who would you rather face going into that match? Eddie Crowe or Cynric?
Low Ki: To be honest, Bill, I could give a damn who I wrestle at Punked Out, as long as that belt is on the line. Personally, I don't see Cynric getting the win tonight, but if he does, he will be crushed just the same as anyone else. I've wrestled him before, and I know what he's about. Eddie Crowe, on the other hand, intrigues me. That's why next week, I'm challenging the EDJ to a six-man tag. I want you to bring your partners, Eddie, as I will bring my partners. Two of the toughest young men in the business today have agreed to this match with me. Anubis and the Wild Wolf, the Killer Kanines, along with Low Ki, will spell the end of the EDJ next week if you three have the guts to accept our challenge.
(In the arena, "Soul Creation" hits and Cynric makes his way to the ring.)
David: A challenge issued by Low Ki, and speaking of challenges, the Pyro Twins did accept the Killer Kanines' challenge earlier today, so at Punked Out we will be seeing their first tag title defense.
Dick: Right now, though, Cynric wants to put away Eddie Crowe and win that MECCA Championship.
("Noots" hits and Eddie Crowe makes his way to the ring.)
David: Eddie Crowe makes his return to action tonight after that brutal match against Kevin Stone at the MECCA Challenge II where he won the title.
Dick: Eddie broke out of the pack last year and turned into a bona fide main eventer before our very eyes, and I know that has to get to Cynric, who is still seen as somewhat of a choke artist, at least by Nykk.
Jared: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Go Time main event! This contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the MECCA Championship! To my left, the challenger... from Cincinnati, Ohio... weighing in at 235 lbs... Cyyyynriiiic! And his opponent... from Bellbrook, Ohio... weighing in at 185 lbs... he is the reigning and defending MECCA Champion... Eddiiie Crooooowe!
(FINISH: Cynric goes for the Lift Off, but Eddie ducks it. Cynric lands on his feet and hits Eddie with a spinning heel kick. He goes to the top rope, but Eddie pulls him off and hits a back suplex. He goes to the top rope, but Cynric gets up and crotches him. He lifts Eddie onto his shoulders for the Shock Cannon, but Eddie knees him in the face and falls to a standing front facelock. He lifts Cynric and hits a running brainbuster. He goes to the corner and hits the Eddie Dive, covering for the three count.)
Winner: Eddie Crowe
David: Eddie Crowe just got past his first title defense, and he will now go on to Punked Out to defend against Low Ki.
Dick: Cynric just didn't have enough tonight, and you know that somewhere out there, Nykk is nodding in that knowing way.
David: We'll see you next week for more Go Time, fans. Will Low Ki's six-man challenge be accepted? Tune in to find out!