Quick Rundown Results:
LuFisto and Shadow b. Zoe Alexander and Kelly Schweickart
Nykk b. Shannon Ballard
Shane Ballard b. Concession Boy
Anubis b. Dreamo
Pyro Twins b. Charlie Haas and Low Ki
("Neocon" opening.)
David: We are here in Frankfort, Kentucky, and it's now Go Time, presented by MECCA! We're coming off a wild night this past Saturday at Melee, a night that saw Dusty Schneble get burned by a fireball thrown by Andy Nathans of the UK Wrecking Crew! We understand that Jay Crowe is here tonight and will address Dusty's condition. Also, Ronin Fox and Cynric will team to take on the Concession Dream Team.
Dick: But that's not all, as in ladies' action Zoe Alexander will go against Shadow from the Dangerous Liaison.
David: We'll hear from the MECCA Champion plus much more here on Go Time!
("Hit That" hits and Matt Sydal and Joey Sprinklers make their way to the ring.)
David: This is an interesting pairing to say the least. Matt Sydal tried his hardest to make it to the finals of the Toughman Tournament at Melee, but he was eliminated by Trent Acid, and of course, Alan Mayse then went on to eliminate Ronin Fox to take the other spot in the finals.
Dick: Joey didn't exactly have a pleasant night either. The ref threw out his match against Low Ki when it got too out of hand.
("Kobrakai" hits and the Killer Kanines make their way to the ring.)
David: The Killer Kanines, on the other hand, are coming off of a big win over the Eccentrics. They have to be considered number one contenders for the tag titles after what happened to Dusty Schneble at the end of last Saturday's event.
Dick: They've amassed an impressive win/loss record, and they have to be feeling confident as Joey and Matt have never teamed before.
(FINISH: The Kanines hits the Dog Catcher on Joey, and the Wild Wolf covers, but Sydal breaks it up with a shooting star press. Anubis hits him with the Ankh Smash, and they whip Joey into the ropes. They go for a double back body drop, but Joey takes them down with a double DDT. Sydal dropkicks Anubis in the head, and he rolls out of the ring. They give Wolf a double Here It Is Driver and Sydal covers for the three count.)
Winners: Joey Sprinklers and Matt Sydal
David: Sydal and Sprinklers pull off the upset of upsets here on Go Time! Their first time teaming together has brought them a win over the Killer Kanines!
Dick: What does this do to the Kanines' standing? They were a surefire shot at the tag champs, but what's going to happen now?
(Joey taunts Anubis, and he makes a lunge for him. Sydal pulls him from the ring before he can do anything else suicidal, and they back up the ramp.)
(Backstage, the Eccentrics are entering the building when they run into Ronin Fox and Cynric.)
Huh: What do you guys want?
Fox: We told you it wasn't over between us. We still have some unfinished business to settle here.
Cheesecake: Look, we ju'th't got our a'th'es handed to us at Melee. Can't you guys give it a rest for one week?
Cynric: No, Cheesecake, you see this isn't just about my brother's issue with your group, or the fact that you cost us the tag titles back on February 1. As the Killer Kanines have proven, the new blood of the tag team division is here and it's time for the old guard to step aside. You've been teaming, what, three years now? My brother and I are just starting to scratch the surface of what we can do together.
Fox: It's like this, you simpletons. You can either get out of our way, or be cast aside. Either way, we're advancing in this organization, and very soon, no one will remember who you are.
(Cheesecake looks down dejectedly, but then hits Fox in the face. Huh looks a bit surprised, but starts brawling with Cynric anyway until some officials arrive to break it up.)
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Gangsta Bitch" hits and Shadow makes her way to the ring, accompanied by Gail Kim.)
David: It's time for the ladies' division to show us what they've got, as Shadow and the Ladies' Champion Gail Kim make their way to the ring.
Dick: Gail Kim is full of confidence after finally disposing of Kelly Schweickart at Melee, and proving herself to truly be the better wrestler.
("TKO" hits and Zoe Alexander makes her way to the ring. Halfway down the aisle, she motions to the back, and Kelly Schweickart comes out to accompany her to ringside.)
David: It looks like Zoe is bringing some backup, as she knows that there's no way she's getting a fair match with the Ladies' Champion out here.
Dick: The rest of the ladies are starting to band together against the Dangerous Liaison, and I feel like we're not long until these two groups clash in full.
(FINISH: Shadow goes for the Interceptor, but Zoe ducks and referee Rya Zay gets taken out. Zoe DDTs Shadow, and Gail gets in the ring and clocks Zoe with the Ladies' belt. Kelly comes in and Gail tries to run for it. Kelly drags her back in the ring by her hair and snapmares her over. She grabs the belt and hits Kim with it. She then nails Shadow for good measure and puts Zoe on top of her. Zay comes to and make the three count.)
Winner: Zoe Alexander
David: Kelly was finally fed up with Kim's interference, and she just took matters into her own hands.
Dick: That's a big win for Zoe, but what is the Dangerous Liaison going to do in retaliation?
(Zoe and Kelly go after Kim as "At the End of the Rainbow" hits. Kevin Stone makes his way out, and the ladies just let him by.)
David: What's going on now? The MECCA Champion is making his way out here, and he's not even scheduled to be here tonight.
Dick: He looks happy that he got one up on his opponent for the MECCA Challenge, Eddie Crowe, this past Saturday at Melee.
(Stone gets a mic.)
Stone: Let me tell you, it's great to be champ. Especially when you get to do some cool stuff like I did at Melee. To get the pin over one half of the Pyro Twins was truly the highlight of my week, and I'll tell you, those UK Wrecking Crew kids sure know how to get it done in that ring. So now we're just about six weeks away from the MECCA Challenge, where I'll return to Dayton to defend the MECCA Championship against little Eddie Crowe. Eddie, this year we meet for the MECCA Championship, but believe me, I haven't forgotten what happened last year when we were on opposite sides of the ring in another six-man tag. I'm not sure how you've managed to become MECCA's poster boy since then, but on April 29 I crush your momentum and continue my monstrous reign over this organization. And until I've taken care of you, there will be no more shots given at this belt... with the exception of tonight. In the main event tonight, I'm going to remind you people just who I am, as if you could have possibly forgotten. So if there's anyone in the back who's not on the Contender Star that wants a shot at greatness, speak up now. Now's your time to shine. You won't. Now's your time to try and wrest this belt from me. You can't.
David: Stone is throwing out an open challenge for anyone not on the Contender Star for a title match tonight!
Dick: Stone's full of confidence, and I think he truly believes that he can't be beaten. We'll see if anyone...
("It's Raining Men" hits and Cheesecake makes his way to the ring.)
David: Here comes Cheesecake! I haven't heard anything about him since that brawl he and Huh got into with Ronin Fox and Cynric earlier.
(Cheesecake gets a mic.)
Cheesecake: Doe'th anybody want th'ome Chee'th'cake? Th'tone, you know you do. Con'th'ider your challenge accepted, and after tonight, there will be a new champion in MECCA, and Eddie Crowe will be all mine at the MECCA Challenge II! Tonight, th'omebody's going down, and for once it won't be me!
(Stone and Cheesecake stare each other down.)
David: We have our main event tonight as Cheesecake will challenge Stone for the MECCA Championship. We'll be right back!
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Ironman" hits and the UK Wrecking Crew make their way to the ring.)
David: Here come the MECCA Tag Team Champions, and they just look so proud of themselves after they sent Dusty Schneble to the hospital on Saturday after they fireballed him.
Dick: And they don't even have any Grenadiers with them this week. They're just full of confidence.
(Fletcher gets a mic.)
Fletcher: I hope you all tuned in to Melee, because what you just witnessed was the Pyro Twins going down in flames! Dusty, Jay, we told you that the Grenadiers were there to protect you from us, but you just had to go and seek a match with the two of us. Now your team is no more, as one of you lies held up in the hospital.
Nathans: The simple matter is this: these tag team belts are ours, and no one will ever take them from us. Pyro Twins, you may have been the hottest new tag team around three years ago, but now we're the dominant force in this business. And you're now just the "hottest" tag team period!
(Suddenly, Jay Crowe runs down to the ring and slides in. The UK Wrecking Crew go to work on him and start beating him down.)
David: Jay Crowe is out here fighting the UK Wrecking Crew by himself! He was supposed to team with his brother Eddie against the UKWC, but he couldn't just sit in the back and listen to their snide remarks anymore!
(They give Jay the Crane Swing, but Jay shakes Fletcher off and kicks Nathans away. Fletcher slides out of the ring, and Jay goes back toward Nathans, but Nathans suddenly fireballs Jay right in the face.)
David: Oh my God! The UKWC just did it again! Fireball to Jay!
(Officials come out to take care of Jay, followed by the EMTs. The UKWC yell at Jay as Eddie Crowe slides into the ring and starts hitting them with right hands. As the EMTs take Jay to the back, the UK Wrecking Crew starts to beat down Eddie.)
Dick: I think the UK Wrecking Crew are looking to make it a trio here!
(Fletcher prepares a fireball, but Nykk runs out and clotheslines him. He backdrops Nathans over the top rope and sends Fletcher running with a back elbow. He helps Eddie up and then gets a mic as the UKWC regroups in the aisle.)
Nykk: I hope you two are real proud of yourselves. Not only in the span of about four days did you take away two of my biggest draws, but you also seriously hurt two of my best friends! All I can say is, you'd better be prepared to fight, because Eddie... Jay's obviously in no condition to wrestle right now, but you've got yourself a partner anyway!
(The UK Wrecking Crew get in the ring and referee Keith Young calls for the bell.)
David: Nykk is filling in as Eddie's partner, and we're off with this non-title match right now!
(FINISH: Nykk gives Nathans a running kick to the chest at the same time that Eddie dropkicks him in the back of the head. Nykk gives him Howling Moon II and covers, but Fletcher distracts the ref. Eddie smashes into him and sends him to the floor, and then hits him with a pescado as Young tries to restore order. Nathans gives Nykk a drop toehold and then goes to the outside to ram Eddie into the guardrail. Nykk goes to the top rope for a plancha, but Charlie Haas suddenly runs in through the crowd. He grabs a chair and cracks it over Nykk's head, crotching him on the top turnbuckle. Nathans gets back in the ring and hits London Bridge is Falling Down, covering for the pin.)
Winners: The UK Wrecking Crew
David: The tag team champs win it with the assist of Charlie Haas, who just knocked Nykk out with that chairshot.
Dick: It looks like Nykk's revenge has been in vain here on Go Time, as he was just clocked by his opponent in the MECCA Challenge.
(Haas leans over Nykk, telling him, "Just like that. Just like that.")
David: Haas is letting Nykk know that he's more than capable of knocking him out and getting the win in the MECCA Challenge, but on April 29, there will be no foreign objects in that match. When we come back, Ronin Fox and Cynric will be in action.
(Commercial Break)
(Backstage, Matt Sydal is with Katie Piehl in her office.)
Katie: I understand that you want a title shot since you've been eliminated from the Toughman Tournament, Matt, but tonight was your and Joey's first time as a tag team.
Sydal: But look at what we did. The Killer Kanines were probably number one contenders for the tag titles, and we beat them. I really think that we could take the UK Wrecking Crew. Just give us a match next week, and I promise we'll deliver.
Katie: Sprinklers and Sydal as tag team champions? I'll think about it. If you want the title shot, you'll have to earn it like everyone else.
Sydal: That's no problem. Thank you, Ms. Piehl.
(He leaves.)
(Elsewhere, Charlie Haas is getting a drink from a vending machine when Bill Bicknell approaches him with a mic.)
Bill: Charlie! You just cost your rival Nykk a tag team match out there, and ended up knocking him unconscious. It's known that you two will meet on April 29 in the MECCA Challenge, where you can only win by knockout or submission. Are you more confident that you can knock him out again, or do you place more emphasis on your submission skills?
Haas: Bill, it doesn't really matter, because either way I'll still win this feud. Nykk, you can bring all the Cloverleaf variations you want, because I'll...
(Nykk suddenly attacks Haas from behind. He rams him into the vending machine and then bends him over so far with an inverted cloverleaf that Haas cries out in pain and immediately taps. Nykk lets go and leans down toward his face.)
Nykk: Just like that, Haas. Just like that! I'll see you at the MECCA Challenge.
(In the arena, "Sweet Dreams" is playing and the Concession Dream Team, along with Medea Knight, are in the ring.)
David: Things are more heated than ever before between Nykk and Charlie Haas, as Nykk retaliated to Haas's knockout by making him tap in the back.
Dick: The score is going to be settled one way or the other at the MECCA Challenge, and neither one of these men are going to back down.
("Did My Time" hits and Ronin Fox and Cynric make their way to the ring.)
David: Ronin Fox and Cynric touched off a brawl with the Eccentrics earlier, and MECCA officials are keeping their eyes on both teams so that we get no interference in this match or in the main event.
Dick: Now that their business at Melee is concluded, Fox and Cynric are going back after the Eccentrics. Not only do they hate them, but a win over Huh and Cheesecake would do wonders to establish them as a team.
(FINISH: CB gives Cynric a hurricanrana off the top rope as Dreamo whips Fox into the corner. He charges, but Fox backdrops him to the apron. Fox charges and gives him a dropkick that takes him into the guardrail. CB attacks Fox and whips him into the ropes, putting his head down. Fox gives him a standard piledriver, and then goes to the top rope. Cynric puts CB on his shoulders and they deliver the Dead End. Fox covers and gets the three count.)
Winners: Ronin Fox and Cynric
David: Fox and Cynric send a message to the Eccentrics with a win over their buddies the Concession Dream Team.
Dick: Fox and Cynric looked strong in there, and we definitely have future contenders for the tag titles if they can keep this up.
David: Up next is our main event, and it's for the MECCA Championship. We'll be right back!
(Commercial Break)
(Backstage, David Caldwell is standing by with Joey Sprinklers.)
Caldwell: I'm with Joey Sprinklers, and Joey, now that Low Ki is going to murder you after your match at Melee, you must be shaking in your boots. Tell all the people all over the nation how scared you are right now.
Joey: I'm not scared, Caldwell. I'm excited... Low Ki, I'm getting closer and closer to a win over you, and I think all I need is just one more match. This past Saturday I proved to you and everyone else that I can be at your level, whether you wanna admit it or not. At the MECCA Challenge, if you have the guts to accept one more match, I'll prove it to you again, this time with a victory. And as for the UK Wrecking Crew, it looks like you got some new contenders for those belts! Myself and Matt Sydal got a big victory earlier in the night, and we plan on being the next tag team champions. Joey Sprinklers is here to stay!
(In the arena, "It's Raining Men" hits and Cheesecake makes his way to the ring.)
David: Joey wants one more match with Low Ki at the MECCA Challenge, and hopefully this time the feud will end.
Dick: I've had enough of Joey's descent into madness, and I hope Low Ki gives him a sound thrashing in Dayton.
David: It's now time for our main event, as Cheesecake gets the last shot at the MECCA Championship before Eddie Crowe challenges for it at the MECCA Challenge.
Dick: Can you imagine an Eddie vs. Cheesecake main event for the MECCA Challenge? That's the reason everyone should be rooting for the MECCA Monster in this one.
("At the End of the Rainbow" hits and Kevin Stone makes his way to the ring.)
David: Stone said he'd give out one last title shot before April 29, provided that person was not on the Contender Star, and issued an open challenge, which was accepted by Cheesecake.
Dick: Never underestimate Cheesecake, as he's gotten some big wins here in MECCA that he should never have rightly had.
Jared: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your main event of Go Time, and it is for the MECCA Heavyweight Championship! To my left, the challenger. From Bellbrook, Ohio... weighing in at 230 lbs... he is the leader of the Eccentric Alliance... Cheeeeeesecaaaake! And his opponent... from Dayton, Ohio, and weighing in at 265 lbs... he is known as the MECCA Monster and is the reigning and defending MECCA Heavyweight Champion... Keviiiiin Stooooone!
(FINISH: Stone whips Cheesecake into the corner and charges with a big boot, but Cheesecake moves and Stone gets hung up on the ropes. Cheesecake dropkicks him in the lower back and then rolls him up for a two count. He ducks a clothesline and then takes Stone down with a lung blower. He goes for the Long Kiss Goodnight, but Stone shoves him away and hits the big boot. He lifts Cheesecake in a military press and then drops him into a Stone Cutter. He covers and gets the three count.)
Winner: Kevin Stone
David: The MECCA Monster retains once again, and he's now safe until the MECCA Challenge.
Dick: Stone basically just shrugged off Cheesecake's finisher and planted him with his own. The MECCA Champion is in a league of his own.
David: We'll see you all next week for another edition of Go Time. Thanks for joining us, fans, and have a good night!