Quick Rundown Results:
Shadow and Gail Kim b. Zoe Alexander and Kelly Schweickart
Delirious b. Katsushi Takemura
Charlie Haas b. Cynric
Ronin Fox drew Kevin Stone
("Neocon" opening.)
David: Welcome to a very special edition of Go Time here in Minneapolis, Minnesota, as it's the Night of Champions! Tonight, all the champions in MECCA will put their titles on the line. In the ring right now are the owners of MECCA, Katie Piehl and Nykk!
(Nykk is playing to the crowd and Katie has a mic.)
Katie: Hello, Minneapolis! On February 11, MECCA will present the second annual Bloody Valentine, which will be live on pay-per-view from Milwaukee, Wisconsin. And with such a short time between now and then, I think it's time we figured out our main event. So tonight, in addition to three title matches, a Contender Star battle that was made last week will now be for a shot at the MECCA Championship when Alan Mayse takes on Charlie Haas! Who will go on to face the MECCA Champion, and who will be MECCA Champion on February 11? Will it be Kevin Stone, or the man in the ring with me right now, Nykk?
Nykk: Katie, I'm as excited as I've ever been here in MECCA, because tonight is the night that I win back the MECCA Championship. Haas, you're not costing me this one, because I'm having it arranged so that after your match with Alan, win or lose, you and that wife of yours are getting thrown out of the building. And Stone, you may have thought you've gotten past me, but trust me, as long as you hold that title I'm not through with you. Tonight, the Alpha Wolf moves in for the kill.
Katie: So on behalf of my fellow owner and I, as well as the staff and wrestlers of MECCA, we present Go Time: Night of Champions!
(Katie and Nykk exit the ring as "Edge of Seventeen" hits and Lisa Letty makes her way to the ring.)
David: We're kicking things off with our Ladies' Title match. The challengers tonight were all decided by their win/loss records in 2005, and Lisa Letty came out at the top of the ladies' division with a record of 19-11-1.
Dick: Thanks in part due to holding the Ladies' Championship for most of the year, Lisa Letty is getting another opportunity to dominate 2006.
(Nykk wishes Lisa luck before she gets in the ring, and Katie shakes her hand as well. "Brackish" hits and Gail Kim makes her way to the ring.)
David: The leader of the Dangerous Liaison, the Sensation of Submission Gail Kim, has been Ladies' Champion since she won the belt from Lisa back at No Regrets in November, and so far, no one has been able to unseat her, though Kelly Schweickart came close at Snowed In.
Dick: That match was thrown out after Shadow interfered, which Kim didn't seem to take very kindly to.
David: She's definitely a walking contradiction. She doesn't care about cheating or doing what it takes to keep hold of the belt, but she seems to want to do all her cheating herself.
(FINISH: Lisa manages to hit the Letty Driver and cover, but Shadow comes out and pulls referee Rya Zay out of the ring. Zay tells Shadow to keep her hands off her, and Kelly Schweickart comes out. She grabs Shadow and rams her into the guardrail as Lisa sets up for the Letty Stretch. Kim manages to roll over onto her back and take Lisa down with her legs, hooking into the Christo. Lisa fights it, but can't make it to the ropes and has to tap out.)
Winner: Gail Kim
David: Kim retains, though she may have lost again if not for the interference of Shadow.
Dick: But Shadow finally got caught, as Kelly Schweickart decided to get some.
David: Kelly will face Gail and Zoe Alexander in a Triangle Match at Bloody Valentine, where if Gail takes the fall, she gives a title shot to whoever beats her.
(Kim grabs the belt and storms away, and Shadow can't seem to understand why she's upset. Kelly helps Lisa up in the ring.)
Dick: The Dangerous Liaison is still not on the same page, but up next we'll find out who gets a title shot at Bloody Valentine when Alan Mayse takes on Kevin Stone. More MECCA action when we come back!
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Liberi Fatali" hits and Charlie Haas makes his way to the ring, along with Mrs. Jackie.)
David: We're all ready to find out who gets the title shot at Bloody Valentine as Jackie leads Charlie Haas to the ring.
Dick: That's Mrs. Jackie, Mills, and don't you forget it.
David: Haas defeated Nykk at Snowed In after their respective ladies got involved, and if Haas wins right here and Nykk regains the MECCA Championship later, we'll see a rematch for the title on pay-per-view.
(Haas gets a mic.)
Haas: Nykk, you may have the title shot tonight, but you know just as well as I do that you're getting what's rightfully mine. In the 2005 win/loss record, I outranked you with a record of 3-1, which gives me the better average.
David: He wrestled four matches in 2005! Nykk's been in the ring since our very first show.
Haas: But no matter, because tonight I get my shot at the belt, and I'll win it in front of the world on pay-per-view. Whether that's you, Nykk, or you, Stone, it doesn't matter to me, though I would personally love to tear you apart again, Nykk. But really, it doesn't matter, because on February 11 at Bloody Valentine, IKMF. Respect what those initials stand for, and bow down before your future champion.
(He gives Mrs. Jackie the mic.)
Jackie: And Lisa Letty, don't even think about trying to stick your nose in our business again. You got lucky at Snowed In. With all the confusion, I didn't get to beat you down properly. I will not let you get away again. Because my man is becoming the next MECCA Champion, and I'll be damned if I let anyone stop him, man or woman.
("Seven Nation Army" hits and Alan Mayse makes his way to the ring.)
David: Alan Mayse wants gold, and he may get the shot at Bloody Valentine for the MECCA Championship, or at the MECCA Challenge for the Toughman Championship. He would have gotten a tag title match tonight, but Cynric seems to have broken up their team.
Dick: Alan's trying his hardest to sniff out some gold, and he's got the right opportunities. Now it's up to him to follow through on them.
(FINISH: Haas locks in the Haas of Pain, and Lisa Letty makes her way to ringside, jawing with Jackie. Some other refs come out to get in between them, and referee Keith Young exits the ring to restore order. Nykk runs in through the crowd, but Haas sees him coming and hits him with rights as he slides in. He whips Nykk into the ropes, but Nykk hits him with a running leg lariat. He gives Haas Howling Moon II, and tells Alan to cover. Alan takes a look at Haas's prone body and then picks him up, delivering the Tiger Bomb. Young gets back in the ring and makes a three count.)
Winner: Alan Mayse
David: Nykk just screwed Haas out of a title shot, getting revenge for Snowed In!
Dick: It looks like Alan didn't want to win off of Nykk's interference, so he finished the match on his terms. Now he's got the title match at Bloody Valentine in ten days!
(Outside the ring, Jackie backs up right into Nykk. She turns and stares at him, and Nykk scares her away. He goes up the aisle and hugs Lisa as Alan gets on the second turnbuckle to pose.)
David: You know what this means? Haas and Jackie are being thrown out of the building, so they have no chance of interfering in Nykk's title match tonight! We'll be right back with our tag title match here on Night of Champions. Stay with us!
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Ironman" hits and the UK Wrecking Crew make their way to the ring, accompanied by the Grenadiers.)
David: We're back on Go Time for this tag title defense, and normally the challengers would come out first, but we don't even know who they're going to be.
Dick: They were going to be Alan Mayse and Cynric, but that team looks like it's over.
("I've Got the Power" hits and Katie Piehl comes out onto the stage with a mic in her hand.)
David: Here's Katie Piehl. Maybe she'll shed a little light on this situation.
Katie: I promised our fans a Night of Champions and I'm going to deliver. Now, UK Wrecking Crew, you were the highest ranked team of 2005, but since you already hold the titles, you couldn't challenge yourselves. Alan Mayse and Cynric were next, but since Cynric is unwilling to team with Alan, I had to scrap that. There were two teams tied for third, at a record of 2-1. The Killer Kanines were one, but seeing as how they're relatively inexperienced in MECCA, I decided to go with the other team...
("Did My Time" hits and Ronin Fox comes out onto the stage. He demands the mic, and Katie gives it to him.)
Fox: That's right, UK Wrecking Crew, those tag titles are going home with me and my partner. You know, for months I've been searching for someone to tag with, someone like-minded, someone I could trust. And I finally realized, that I had to look to my own blood to find someone like that. It took him a while to come around, but what results is the most formidable duo in MECCA. Ladies and gentlemen, my partner... my brother Cynric!
("Soul Creation" hits and Cynric comes out. He and Fox hug and then head for the ring.)
David: What? Cynric and Fox are back together, presumably on the same page? What does this mean?
Dick: I think this means that Cynric has turned his back on the fans of MECCA just like Fox did! Look at how frustrated he's been lately. Fox must have gotten to him.
David: Nonetheless, this means that Fox and Cynric could walk out of here as MECCA Tag Team Champions!
(FINISH: The UK Wrecking Crew goes for the Wrecking Ball on Fox, but Cynric hits Fletcher with a spinning heel kick and then hits a senton splash on Nathans. He puts Nathans on his shoulders, and Fox goes to the top rope for the Dead End. Fletcher crotches Fox and then spears Cynric, causing him to electric chair suplex Nathans. Suddenly, the Eccentric Alliance comes out and starts fighting with the Grenadiers in the aisle. Huh and Cheesecake manage to sneak through and get in the ring. They grab Fox by the legs, intending to kick him in the nuts. Referee Matt Hitchcock warns them not to, and they suddenly turn around and give Fletcher a double kick to the balls. Hitchcock calls for the bell.)
Winners: The UK Wrecking Crew
David: The Eccentrics just attacked Jack Fletcher, and the ref is awarding the UKWC the victory by a DQ. Why did they suddenly turn on Fletcher?
Dick: Well, if they attacked Fox, they would have still won the match. This way Fox and Cynric get a lower payday and go home without the belts.
(The Eccentrics leave as Fox and Cynric stare after them.)
David: Don't think for a moment that Fox and Cynric aren't going to have something to say about this. When we come back, we'll hear from the man who just won a title shot at Bloody Valentine, Alan Mayse.
(Commercial Break)
(In the back, Alan Mayse is pounding on the locker room door.)
Mayse: Stone! I know you're in there!
(Kevin Stone opens the door.)
Stone: What do you want?
Mayse: As you know, you now have a contender for Bloody Valentine. I just thought I'd take this opportunity to officially challenge you for the MECCA Championship.
(Stone throws the door all the way open and stares down at Alan.)
Stone: Bring it on, Mayse. Because I don't care what you've done in the past. This is MECCA, and I am its champion. At Bloody Valentine, you can have the title shot, because after I defeat Nykk once and for all tonight I'm going to mow you down just like I've mowed down everyone else who's stood in my way.
Mayse: Enjoy your time with the belt, Kevin. After Bloody Valentine, your heart is going to be broken, because that belt is leaving you for me.
(In the arena, "Fighter's Passion" hits and Low Ki makes his way to the ring.)
David: A lot of confidence displayed by both the participants in the main event of Bloody Valentine, but right now Low Ki is on his way to the ring.
Dick: Low Ki is enraged at Joey Sprinklers all over again for costing him his chance at the Toughman Championship, and now Low Ki's ready to try and get back on the Contender Star.
("Hybrid Stigmata" hits and Delirious makes his way to the ring.)
David: Delirious is putting his spot on the Contender Star up for grabs here, and I'm sure the Eccentric Alliance is looking on.
Dick: Speaking of failures in the Toughman Tournament, Delirious lost to Nykk in the first round, and as a matter of fact, the only person in his motley crew of misfits to make it to the next round was Concession Boy.
(FINISH: Delirious goes for Shadows over Hell, but Low Ki just kicks him in the face. He whips Delirious into the ropes but gets reversed, and Delirious hits BAM! Low Ki moves out of the way of a dropkick and hits a double stomp to the midsection. He kicks Delirious in the head and then gives him a Ki Krusher, covering for the pin.)
Winner: Low Ki
David: Low Ki just ran through Delirious and is now back in contention for the MECCA Championship! We'll be back as we prepare for our main event. Nykk will take on Kevin Stone for the MECCA Championship here at Night of Champions!
(Commercial Break)
(Backstage, Matt Sydal is walking when he bumps into Trent Acid again.)
Acid: That's the second time, Sydal. Why don't you watch where you're going?
Sydal: Do you have some kind of problem with me, Acid?
Acid: Yeah, some new guy thinks he's going to come in and win the Toughman Tournament. I really hope we meet at some point, because all your flippy moves won't mean a thing when I kick you in the face and knock all your teeth out.
Sydal: Why wait until then? Let's have a match at Bloody Valentine. I'm dying to get onto pay-per-view, and you're not good enough to get on otherwise.
Acid: A match at Bloody Valentine, huh? Here's my answer.
(Acid slaps Sydal, and Sydal tackles him. They brawl for a few moments until officials arrive to break it up.)
(Elsewhere, Bill Bicknell is standing by with the Eccentrics.)
Bill: Huh, Cheesecake, we just saw you get involved in the tag title match earlier. What was that all about?
Huh: Huh?
Cheesecake: What my pudgy friend here is trying to say is that last week, we had a shot at the MECCA Tag Team Championship, and thanks to Ronin Fox, we haven't been able to win our title'th back. Th'o we figured the be'th't way to get even would be to make sure that Fox doe'th not get a hold of those belt'th. Fox, Th'ynric, if you want to get to the tag titles, you have to go through us first.
(In the arena, "Destroy" hits and Nykk makes his way to the ring.)
David: We're back with our main event here on Go Time: Night of Champions, as Nykk gets set to challenge for the MECCA Championship. And we learned that the challenge made before the break has been accepted, and another match added to Bloody Valentine as Trent Acid takes on newcomer Matt Sydal.
Dick: But right now Nykk is going to see if he can win the title back from the man he lost it to.
("At the End of the Rainbow" hits and Kevin Stone makes his way to the ring.)
David: The MECCA Monster is dead set on breezing through Nykk tonight, but Alan Mayse is waiting in the wings at Bloody Valentine for whoever comes out on top here.
Dick: Either one of those matches would be awesome.
Jared: Ladies and gentlemen, this is our main event on Go Time: Night of Champions! This contest is scheduled for one fall, and is for the MECCA Heavyweight Championship! Introducing first, the challenger... from the northeast section of south-central Bellbrook, Ohio... weighing in at 225 lbs... he is a former MECCA Champion, and is known as the Alpha Wolf... this is Nyyyyykk! And his opponent... from Bowling Green, Ohio, and weighing in at 265 lbs... he is known as the MECCA Monster and is the current reigning and defending MECCA Heavyweight Champion... Keviiiin Stooooone!
(FINISH: Nykk finally gets Kevin down and out with a leg lariat from the top rope, but Stone kicks out after a close two count. Nykk goes for the Cedarleaf, but Kevin kicks him back into the corner. Nykk hits him with a kneelift, but gets stopped with a big boot when he bounces off the ropes. Stone throws him into the ropes and goes for the Stone Cutter, but Nykk blocks it and lands on his feet, clipping Stone's knee. He applies the Cedarleaf, and Stone reaches for the ropes. Nykk pulls him back to the center of the ring, and Stone gets desperate. He makes one last lunge and barely gets his fingers over the bottom rope. Nykk has to let go, and picks Stone up, hitting him with a right hand. He bounces off the ropes. Stone goes for a clothesline but Nykk ducks. Stone immediately turns and clotheslines Nykk hard in the back of the head and then hits the Stone Crusher. He covers and gets the three count.)
Winner: Kevin Stone
David: Stone used his last bit of energy to get out of the Cedarleaf, and it led him to victory here on Go Time. What a disappointment for Nykk.
Dick: Nykk has yet to beat Stone, who will now be going to Bloody Valentine to defend against Alan Mayse.
(Stone leaves with the belt as Nykk gets up to an ovation from the audience. As he acknowledges them, one of the cameramen takes off his headset and gets in the ring. It's Charlie Haas, and he attacks Nykk from behind with the camera. He hits Nykk in the knee with the camera and applies the Haas of Pain. After Nykk taps out, Haas releases him and gets a microphone.)
David: Charlie Haas somehow managed to sneak back in the building and disguise himself as a cameraman. What's he thinking?
Dick: He's getting revenge for Nykk costing him the title shot at Bloody Valentine.
David: He's not even supposed to be here!
Haas: Nykk, you've just made a grave mistake. Nobody stands in the way of me advancing my career. Nobody. But you know, it doesn't just involve the two of us anymore. Our girls seem to be chomping at the bit to get at each other, so I say let's do the thing. On behalf of Jackie, I'm challenging you and Lisa Letty to MECCA's first ever mixed tag match at Bloody Valentine. I'll be waiting for your anwer.
(Haas clocks Nykk with the microphone and leaves.)
David: We've just had another challenge for Bloody Valentine, a first in MECCA. A mixed tag match! What will Nykk's answer be? We'll have to find out next week!