Quick Rundown Results:
LuFisto b. Heather Star
Joey Sprinklers b. Delirious, Huh, Dreamo
Low Ki b. Alan Mayse
("Neocon" opening.)
David: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to Lansing, Michigan. MECCA is here on your TV screen on FSN ready to kick off another episode of Go Time! I'm David Mills, joined by Dick Broccoli, and have we got a show tonight.
Dick: That's right, the Ladies' Title will be on the line right here in Lansing as Lisa Letty defends against Zoe Alexander and Kelly Schweickart in a Triangle Match.
David: In addition to that, we will hear from Nykk, who will reveal the person who has been attacking him over the past month and a half.
("Ironman" hits and the UK Wrecking Crew make their way to the ring.)
David: We're kicking things off with the UK Wrecking Crew, the MECCA Tag Team Champions. They completely dissolved SELF last week when they attacked their supposed leader Eddie Crowe, and then gave him Final Darkness in a screw you to the Pyro Twins.
Dick: They used Eddie and SELF just so he would help them regain the tag titles, and then they booted him to the curb. And since Trent Acid backed off and just let the UKWC tear into Eddie, Eddie has no friends left here in MECCA.
(Fletcher gets a mic.)
Fletcher: Midwestern Establishment of Competitive Combat Arts, we come to you tonight not just as your tag team champs, but as the most dangerous tandem in MECCA. A few weeks ago, we set fire to the mighty Pyro Twins, and changed the course of the pay-per-view Scared Stiff. Then we won the tag titles back, and took the most dangerous group in MECCA and laid waste to it until there was no one left. Eddie, you were merely a victim of circumstance. You were at the wrong place at the wrong time, but in the future, you would be wise not to cross the path of the UKWC.
Nathans: And Pyro Twins, we've got a brand new restraining order in place should you decide that what we did to him was too much. But that doesn't matter, because we've already beaten you. In fact, we've beaten every team in MECCA. We've beaten the Eccentrics... we beat Reckless Abandon... we beat Stone and Cynric so bad that it broke up their team... we beat Alan Mayse and whoever was dumb enough to team with him and face us... we beat those other idiots from the Eccentric Alliance, Delirious and Dreamo. Just like the Wrecking Ball, literally and figuratively, we're unstoppable. We'd say that we're the greatest team in MECCA, but it's clear to me that we're the ONLY team in MECCA!
("Entre dos Tierras" hits and Kaientai Deluxe make their way to the ring.)
David: Wait a minute... here's a team that the UK Wrecking Crew hasn't beaten yet. Dick Togo and Men's Teioh, Kaientai Deluxe.
Dick: Teioh and Togo have been teaming together all over the world for almost ten years now, and after their victory over Takemura and Sakota at Scared Stiff, they're looking to get a tag title shot.
(Togo grabs the mic from Nathans.)
Togo: You have never beaten us. We want match... now!
(He slaps Nathans as Fletcher and Teioh start brawling. Referee Keith Young slides into the ring and calls for the bell.)
David: It looks like we have an impromptu match right here... is this for the title? No, we're getting word that this is non-title, but a victory over the champs could definitely propel KDX into a title match.
(FINISH: The UKWC go for the Wrecking Ball, but Teioh intercepts Fletcher with the Miracle Ecstasy. Nathans charges him, but gets backdropped over the top rope. Togo goes to the top rope and hits Fletcher with a Senton Bomb and covers, but Nathans pulls Young out of the ring. Teioh hits him with a pescado, and Togo joins him outside to beat up Nathans. Fletcher wakes up and staggers out, attacking Togo from behind. The brawl spills up the aisle and through the curtain as Young calls for the bell.)
Winner: No Contest
David: The referee has just thrown this one out, and I don't blame him, as it was kind of getting out of hand.
Dick: The fans wanted a winner, but it looks like the UKWC and KDX have no intention of returning to the ring.
David: Up next, the Ladies' Title will be on the line. Lisa Letty takes on Kelly Schweickart and Zoe Alexander in a Triangle Match. Don't go away!
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Cherry Bomb" hits and Zoe Alexander makes her way to the ring.)
David: We're back, and getting set for our Triangle Match for the MECCA Ladies' Championship. Zoe Alexander is the first challenger out, as she'll go up against two other fan favorites here.
Dick: This is Zoe's first shot at the Ladies' Title, and she plans on making the most of it.
("Take It Off" hits and Kelly Schweickart makes her way to the ring.)
David: The peppy Kelly Schweickart is ready for this. She's been looking forward to getting a shot at the Ladies' Championship without the shenanigans of the Dangerous Liaison interfering.
Dick: This could be her night, as the champion does not have to lose the fall to lose the title, so she doesn't even have to beat Lisa for it.
David: Let's go to our... "colleague" David Caldwell, who's standing by with the champ.
(Backstage, David Caldwell is standing by with Lisa Letty.)
Caldwell: That's right, you can't keep a good man down. I sent Takemura and Sakota packing back to Japan, but I've got a new job here in MECCA. And tonight, Lisa, I must say I'm looking forward to watching you get your ass kicked by your supposed friends.
Lisa: Nothing supposed about it, Caldwell. Zoe, Kelly, I know you're as sick of the Dangerous Liaison's tactics as I am, so that's why you're being given this opportunity. This is a thank you for standing by me through thick and thin, unlike some others I could name. Make no mistake, Dangerous Liasion. I'm not finished with you. And whoever comes out on top tonight will lead the charge against you four. Think about that.
(In the arena, "Edge of Seventeen" hits and Lisa Letty makes her way to the ring.)
David: The champ with a warning to the Dangerous Liaison. Whoever wins this match will be Ladies' Champion, and therefore will have the responsibility to, I suppose, protect the ladies' division from the control of Shadow, Gail Kim, LuFisto and Misery.
Dick: This is a Triangle Match, one fall to a finish. A big risk for Lisa Letty, putting the title up for grabs in this environment.
(FINISH: Zoe manages to give Lisa the Zoetrope, and Lisa rolls out of the ring. Zoe then gives Kelly a swinging DDT and sets her up for a Zoetrope. Kelly drops back to her feet and counters with a piledriver. She goes up for the Kelly Cyclone, but Lisa gets on the apron and pushes her to the floor. Lisa goes up and hits the Letty Press, rolling Zoe over and applying the Letty Stretch. After a few moments, Zoe taps out.)
Winner: Lisa Letty
David: Another successful title defense for Lisa Letty, as she shows the other ladies just why she is the dominant champion in MECCA.
(Lisa celebrates with the belt, but Gail Kim runs down and attacks her from behind as Misery and LuFisto attack Kelly and Zoe and brawl with them to the back. Gail gets a hold of the title belt and hits Lisa in the face with it.)
David: The Dangerous Liaison is out here, and you know that they have to be furious that Lisa is defending the title against anyone but them.
Dick: But why is Gail Kim out here? Normally it would be Shadow leading the charge.
(Gail gets a mic.)
Gail: Lisa, tonight you have shown me one thing. You have shown me that I can beat you in a title match. We've met before, and I admit that I underestimated you. But now, I will stop at nothing to become the Ladies' Champion. If you have the guts to accept my challenge, show up at No Regrets on November 26. I'll be waiting.
("Brackish" plays as Gail Kim exits the ring.)
David: Gail Kim just challenged Lisa Letty to a Ladies' Title Match for No Regrets, live from St. Louis, Missouri!
Dick: I guess Shadow's had her opportunity, and now she's sending Gail Kim against Lisa in an effort to get the title off of her.
David: We have to take a commercial break, ladies and gentlemen. When we return, the Eccentric Alliance will be here!
(Commercial Break)
(Backstage, Trent Acid is walking down a hallway, looking over his shoulder. He carefully opens the dressing room door and walks inside. He finds the UK Wrecking Crew sitting on the bench, nursing their wounds.)
Acid: Hey, guys.
Nathans: What do you want, Acid?
Acid: Well, it's just that... ever since last week, I've been hearing that the Pyro Twins are after me. You know, for not jumping in when you guys were beating up Eddie. Since they can't get at you, they're willing to settle for me. So I thought, you know, maybe I could hang around you guys so that they can't touch me.
Fletcher: You want to what? Look, Acid, when we dissolved SELF we meant it. The Straight Edge Lifestyle Foundation is no more, and we want nothing to do with you. Shove off, buddy.
Acid: Come on, guys, you don't understand. Jay and Dusty are really...
Nathans: You heard the man. Now if you don't get out of here, the Pyro Twins won't get you but we will!
(Acid sighs and leaves the locker room.)
(In the arena, "La Macarena" hits and the Eccentric Alliance makes their way to the ring.)
David: The UK Wrecking Crew obviously had no love for Trent Acid, as they've pretty much just thrown him to the wolves.
Dick: Jay and Dusty may have been feuding with Eddie, but I'm sure that deep down Jay still loves his brother and hated watching what we witnessed last week.
David: Right now the Eccentric Alliance is out here, and they haven't missed a beat, have they?
Dick: You would think Huh and Cheesecake would be down after losing the tag titles, but they're right back out here this week annoying us once again.
(Cheesecake gets a mic.)
Cheesecake: Ladie'th and gentlemen, the Eccentric Allian'th i'th very proud to make their official FSN Go Time debut in full! And may we pre'th'ent the newest Eccentric Allian'th member, he'th in charge of all our merchandise, the original CB, Concession Boy!
(Concession Boy holds up the newest Eccentrics t-shirt for the crowd.)
Cheesecake: And though we may have lost the tag titles at Scared Th'tiff, we refuse to be down in the dumps! We'll get our rematch with Nathan'th and Fletcher, don't worry, but for now it'th time to party! Huh, hit the mu'th'ic!
(Huh walks over and punches a boombox that Medea Knight is holding. Medea smacks him upside the head, and "La Macarena" starts playing.)
David: Concession Boy will be in action a little later on, but what's with this? Is the Eccentric Alliance just going to throw a party in the middle of the show?
("La Macarena" fades out and gives way to "At the End of the Rainbow" as Kevin Stone makes his way to the ring.)
Dick: Well, you can't have a party without the punch, and Stone is about to give the Eccentrics more of that than they'll ever want.
David: The Eccentric Alliance tried to distract Kevin Stone from winning the Stiff Strike Challenge back at Scared Stiff, and that did not sit well with him.
(Kevin gets a mic.)
Stone: What the hell is this? First, I'm told that Ronin Fox is getting a rematch against Nykk, the title shot that is still rightfully mine, especially after winning the Stiff Strike Challenge and winning the main event last week. Now, I come out here for my match and find you idiots again. You six have two choices. Either leave, or die. Make your decision quickly. I don't have all day.
(The Eccentric Alliance pretends to think about it, but suddenly Delirious dropkicks Kevin from behind, sending him through the ropes. The Eccentric Alliance gives high fives, but Stone gets a chair from ringside and comes back in, pummeling all the Eccentric Alliance members.)
David: Things have broken down very quickly between Stone and the Eccentrics. I have to give Stone some credit, not everyone would willingly take on five other guys at once, even if they are Eccentrics.
(Stone picks up the mic.)
Stone: I came here for a fight tonight, and one of you is going to give it to me! And Nykk and Fox, I hope you're watching, because whoever wins your rematch... will just be a Stone's throw away from losing that belt!
(The Eccentric Alliance regroups on the outside, and Cheesecake volunteers to take on Stone. He slides into the ring and starts trading rights with Stone as referee Keith Young runs out and calls for the bell.)
David: We've got a match right now, Kevin Stone vs. Cheesecake! We'll be right back!
(Commercial Break)
(FINISH: Cheesecake goes for the Long Kiss Goodnight on Stone, but he turns himself over and rams Cheesecake into the corner. He beels him out of the corner, but Cheesecake lands on his feet and ducks under a clothesline, giving Stone a lungblower. He goes for the Screw-Driver, but Stone counters into the Stone Cutter. He pulls Cheesecake up at two, however, and whips him into the ropes, giving him the Stone Crusher and covering for the three count.)
Winner: Kevin Stone
David: Stone once again dominates, picking up a win over another Eccentric Alliance member.
Dick: In the past three weeks, Stone has won the Stiff Strike Challenge, the first main event of Go Time on FSN, and gotten singles victories over the former tag team champions. He has got to be considered the next challenger for the winner of the Nykk/Fox rematch.
(Cheesecake gets up as Stone poses, so he runs over and boots Cheesecake in the face, sending him to the floor.)
David: Stone cannot stand the Eccentric Alliance, and he continues his dominance of the singles division. I don't think he's lost a fall since July.
(Backstage, Trent Acid goes into a locker room. He takes some gym bags and unzips them. He then unzips his pants and pees all over both of them. He smirks when he's finished, and a few moments later, Joey Sprinklers walks in.)
Joey: Geez! What's that smell? Acid, have you been forgetting to shower again?
Acid: No, man. I was just in here, and caught the Ballard Brothers pissing all over the Pyro Twins' bags! It was disgusting!
Joey: They did what!?
Acid: They whizzed in the Pyro Twins' bags! Can you believe that?
Joey: I don't believe that!
Acid: I know, they must have a death wish or something. You'd better go tell Jay and Dusty what happened!
Joey: Yeah, yeah, Jay and Dusty are my buddies. They oughta know what happened so they can break some knees!
(He runs out the door.)
Acid: Yeah, run rabbit, run!
(Acid smiles and leaves the locker room.)
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Burning Times" hits and the Pyro Twins make their way to the ring, dragging the Ballard Brothers by the hair.)
David: We're back, and the Pyro Twins have just come out of the curtain with their hands on the Ballards! What's going on here?
Dick: We saw what Trent Acid tried to pull in the back, and it looks like it worked. Jay and Dusty are beating the crap out of Shane and Shannon Ballard!
(Jay and Dusty throw Shane and Shannon into the ring as Dusty demands that a ref come down. Jay and Dusty hammer the Ballards with rights and kicks until Matt Hitchcock comes down and calls for a bell.)
David: We've got an impromptu tag match as the Pyro Twins are taking on the Ballard Brothers. Jay and Dusty think that it was the Ballards who pissed on their bags in the locker room.
(FINISH: The Pyro Twins absolutely blast the crap out of the Ballards the entire match, and eventually Shane gets hit with Final Darkness. Jay pulls him up at two, and Shannon runs into attack, only to get clotheslined by Dusty. They give him the Mandate of Heaven. They give Final Darkness to Shane once again, and Jay again pulls him up at two. Hitchcock tells the Pyro Twins to cut it out, and Dusty shoves him hard to the ground, causing Hitchcock to call for the bell.)
Winners: The Ballard Brothers
David: The Pyro Twins have no doubt just been disqualified, but someone needs to tell them that they've got the wrong men. It was Trent Acid trying to distract Jay and Dusty, so he told Joey Sprinklers that it was the Ballards who were messing all over the Pyro Twins' stuff.
Dick: Go right ahead. I'm sitting right here until they calm down.
(The Pyro Twins continue to kill the Ballards, and Dusty gets a chair. He levels Shane with it. Jay takes some blue, gooey gel from his pocket and lathers Shannon's lifeless body with it. Dusty produces a Zippo from his pocket, but a host of officials run down to put a stop to it.)
David: We were about to see why they're called the Pyro Twins, but thank goodness the Zebra Herd is here to break this up.
Dick: I've never seen the Pyro Twins this angry here in MECCA. When they find out that Acid was behind this, he's a dead man. What was he thinking?
David: We'll be right back, fans!
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Closer" is playing, and Trent Acid is in the ring.)
David: We're back, and during the break MECCA officials finally got the Pyro Twins to leave. But now Trent Acid, the man they really should be angry with, is out here.
Dick: Acid's just digging himself a deeper hole with Jay and Dusty, and he doesn't have a friend in the world to help fend them off.
("The Immigrant Song" hits and Concession Boy makes his way to the ring, selling Pyro Twins merchandise.)
David: Someone's trying to capitalize on this situation, as the fans know that Acid is responsible for the carnage we just witnessed before the break.
Dick: The Original CB is set to make his MECCA debut. The supposed resident of Sweden hasn't been seen here in the US for about two years now.
(FINISH: CB debuts his submission hold Vincent Plum Bondage, but Acid makes it to the ropes. Acid gives him a thumb to the eye and bounces off the ropes, but gets dropkicked. CB goes to the top rope for the Xander Construction Crash, but Acid crotches him and goes for the Acid Bomb. However, Huh and Cheesecake come out from underneath the ring and hold onto CB's ankles, so that he turns the Acid Bomb into a second rope reverse DDT. CB lands on top of Acid and gets the three count.)
Winner: Concession Boy
David: Concession Boy picks up the victory as the Eccentrics get revenge on Acid for his role in costing them the tag titles at Scared Stiff.
Dick: Poor Trent Acid just can't seem to get a victory here on Go Time lately, and the Eccentric Alliance isn't helping matters at all.
(The Eccentric Alliance backs victoriously up the ramp, but the Pyro Twins come through the curtain again. They shoulder past the Eccentrics, and head straight for Acid.)
David: Uh oh, someone seems to have clued the Pyro Twins in.
Dick: They're heading straight for the ring, and look at the look on Acid's face!
(Acid backs up as Dusty and Jay slide into the ring, and he then makes a break for it, jumping over the guardrail and heading out through the crowd. The Pyro Twins give chase.)
David: The chase is on, but Acid can only run for so long. Up next, Nykk will be here, and I'd imagine he has something to say to his attacker.
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Destroy" hits and Nykk makes his way to the ring.)
David: Here comes the MECCA Champion, who last week was attacked once again in the back, and though the camera didn't catch it, Nykk was looking directly at whoever it was.
Dick: Unless they were wearing a mask or something, I think we're about to find out who it was.
(Nykk gets a mic.)
Nykk: I have been in the wrestling business for about three years now. And for most of that time, I've been the worst possible human being that someone could ever aspire to be. Part of that was for the benefit of the show... part of it was my very own hatred and grudges coming out in my personality... part of that still was a desire to be on top no matter what I had to do to get there. To be honest, I had given up hope of ever finding out who attacked me. I've made so many enemies, stepped on so many people to get where I am that no amount of apologies were going to keep this from happening. Yes, last week I did see the person as they attacked me in the locker room, and it was a shock, though maybe it shouldn't have been. I won't waste your time... the one who's been laying me out... is Ronin Fox!
David: What!?
Dick: No way. Not Fox! He has too much integrity for that!
Nykk: Fox... I know you're back there. I would like you to come out here right now, so we can get this straightened out.
("Wherever I May Roam" hits and Ronin Fox makes his way to the ring.)
David: Fox has a stony expression... I just can't believe it until I hear it from Fox himself. Why would he do something like that?
Nykk: You know, Fox... I have to admit that the first two times you attacked me, I had no idea who was doing it. Until I saw the raw footage from At Your Own Risk. I watched your match with Low Ki, and I watched you fight him off after he tried to jump you during the post-match. I got to thinking, is that bandana that Fox was holding the same one that I found next to me while I was lying on the floor of the bowels of that building in Indianapolis, bleeding like a stuck pig? Not Fox, I said to myself. Even though you were a suspect, and I told you as much, I ruled you out because I thought you had too much honor to do something like that. But after the second time, I got to thinking again. If someone were attacking me, why not reveal himself? It would almost guarantee him a title shot if he were to reveal himself, just because he'd know that I want at him so badly. And it occurred to me, the reason why my attacker didn't want a title shot... was that he already had one. So Scared Stiff comes around, and you and I put on what many are calling the best match we've ever put on against each other... and that's saying something. And after the match, you shook my hand and embraced me, and I wanted to give you the benefit of a doubt. But deep down, I knew better. You are capable of a lot of things, Fox, but how long have we known each other? I know you, and I know that the one thing you are never capable of is forgiving me. I could not believe that you had just looked me in the eye and proceeded to tell the biggest lie you've ever told, without once opening your mouth. And last week on Go Time, you merely confirmed my suspicions when you revealed yourself at last. The question I have for you isn't "Why?" I already know why. What I want to know is why let down all the fans who cheered you against me? Why did you have to act like I used to? Is it for title shots? You already have your rematch.
(He gives the mic to Fox.)
Fox: Nykk, for years you've known a truth that I've only started to realize. To succeed in this business, a certain amount of selfishness is required. When you approached me to work here in MECCA, I had to think about it a while. When I accepted, you asked if everything was square between us. I said it was, but I'm afraid that was another lie. You see, it will never be square between us, Nykk. You tried to end my career. But what really pissed me off, what really drove me to do this, was all these MECCA fans. By cheering you, by accepting you, by forgiving YOU, they pissed on everything that you tried to take away from me, and every time I fought back against you. Things will never be square, Nykk... but the closest it will come to being square is at No Regrets, when I take that MECCA Championship from you. That's why I came to work here in MECCA. I was waiting for this very opportunity, though to tell you the truth, I thought for sure that I was walking away with the title at Scared Stiff. But the end result is the same. I'm showing you and the fans that I will never take a backseat to anyone, and it's time for me to be selfish, for me to start stepping on people. Because that's the only way I'm going to survive. And the first thing I'm doing is taking you out. And don't bother getting out of the way, because I will go out of my way to make you suffer, and show all these fans that they backed the wrong guy. At No Regrets... I will have none. It's now my time to reign.
(Nykk looks at him, disgusted, and tells the camera to go to commercial, but Fox suddenly blindsides him with a microphone shot. Nykk goes down, and Fox kicks him in the head repeatedly.)
David: I don't believe this! Fox just cheapshotted Nykk once again!
Dick: What a shock this is, David. Fox had all this pent up hatred, and he's just now starting to unleash it on his greatest rival!
(Fox backs up and gives Nykk the Tail End. He goes outside and gets a chair. He slides back in and wraps it around Nykk's head. He prepares for another Tail End, intending to drive Nykk's head into the chair, but just as he charges, Cynric runs out and catches Fox, pushing him back into the corner. They argue as Nykk gets the chair off his head.)
David: What an odd sight this is, Cynric protecting Nykk from his own brother!
Dick: Cynric has to be confused. This isn't the Ronin Fox he thought he knew.
(Fox breaks free of Cynric and sends Nykk down with a kick to the head. Cynric whips Fox around, and Fox shoves his own brother. They start arguing back and forth again.)
David: Cynric is a man of honor, and he's letting Fox have it verbally right now. We're out of time for this week, but maybe we'll get more on this development next time. Good night, fans!