Quick Rundown Results:
Eddie Crowe/UKWC b. Alan Mayse/Eccentrics
Kelly Schweickart and Lisa Letty b. Gail Kim and Misery
Trent Acid b. Joey Sprinklers
("Neocon" opening.)
David: Welcome to our very first show here on FSN! The Midwestern Establishment of Competitive Combat Arts proudly brings to you, Go Time, debuting tonight in Detroit, Michigan, at the Michigan State Fairgrounds! I'm David Mills, along with Dick Broccoli, and our first main event here on FSN should show all you fans out there what MECCA is all about.
Dick: That's right, four mainstays here in MECCA battle it out. Cynric and his younger brother, the man who came within a hair of winning the MECCA Championship this past Saturday, Ronin Fox, will team against MECCA's two most dangerous competitors, and that's Low Ki and Kevin Stone.
David: Also, two of the premier ladies battle it out here in MECCA, as Zoe Alexander takes on Shadow. Also, we'll hear from the newest force here in MECCA, the Straight Edge Lifestyle Foundation!
("Destroy" hits and Nykk makes his way to the ring.)
David: And what better way to start off here on FSN than with our MECCA Champion, and the man who is fifty-percent owner of MECCA, Nykk?
Dick: Katie Piehl of course is the other owner of MECCA, but Nykk is definitely the fans' representative here. He fights for them each and every night, defending that title.
(Nykk gets a mic.)
Nykk: So this is what it felt like, when the emperors would enter a conquered city. Thank you, each and every one of you here in Detroit, for this reception. In case you missed it, and you really don't have an excuse if you did, I went an hour in the ring at Scared Stiff with my greatest rival, Ronin Fox. It was a first for us, as we had a match where there was no winner. But make no mistake, I'm giving Fox all the credit in the world. If not for extenuating circumstances, he would be the MECCA Champion and be the one out here greeting all our FSN viewers. But due to a little ability and luck, the time limit expired before I lost my title. And make no mistake about it, Fox. All that did was inspire me to want to beat you decisively. Because though we've each scored wins over each other, neither of us have ever done so with this title on the line. It would be a great coup for you to defeat me for this belt... and it would be a great credit to my reign to retain against you. And we've got one of our bi-monthly events coming up on November 26, and I've wasted no time in signing this rematch. Nykk vs. Ronin Fox, and I've got a real special offer for Fox, which I will reveal in the coming weeks. But tonight Fox, you go out there with your brother and tear it up in the ring with Kevin Stone and Low Ki, and make MECCA proud. But I thought the first thing on the program tonight should be the MECCA Champion, to give all you fans an idea of what I'm all about. So tonight, I'm issuing an open challenge. Anyone who wants a match with the champ, come on out here.
David: How about that? Nykk issues an open challenge.
Dick: I don't know how smart this is... we've got some talented competitors back there. This could backfire. Is this for the title?
David: Normally in MECCA, a competitor has to get one of five spots on the Contender Star to be eligible for a MECCA Title match, but accepted challenges are always considered binding.
(Trent Acid comes out to the stage with a mic.)
David: It's Trent Acid!
Dick: He's a member of SELF, the Straight Edge Lifestyle Foundation, and he's definitely looking to make an impact here on the first Go Time on FSN.
David: He's been on a roll lately, scoring the pin over Nykk in that eight-man tag last week, as well as another victory over Joey Sprinklers last night on our Internet show Rundown.
Acid: Hey, Nykk! I'm sitting in the back, and I hear you sucking up to all the fans out here... the very fans you claimed to despise two years ago, and it makes me sick! You're a sell-out, man! But I figured I'd come out here and show the public what SELF is all about. And Nykk, I noticed that in your little open challenge, you neglected to mention one detail, and that's whether or not you intend to put the MECCA Championship on the line. And if you remember last week, in that big eight-man tag, who pinned you in the middle of that ring? It was me. If I'm coming out here to face you, I want a title shot, or don't you have the guts?
Nykk: Well, Trent Acid, you're right... I am a sell-out. I sold out Dayton... I sold out Chicago Ridge... and yes, tonight I've sold out Detroit. You want a title shot against me? Well, I'll give it to you, last week you beat me. No excuses can take that away from you. If you want this title, then come get it. Even though my neck is killing me and I'm sore as hell, come get it. Because I'm the champ. And though this Alpha Wolf may no longer have to hunt, I can still run with the pack!
("Closer" hits and Trent Acid makes his way to the ring.)
David: How about that? An impromptu MECCA Championship match to start off our first show on FSN! Nykk will defend against SELF's Trent Acid!
Dick: What an impact it would be if Trent Acid could win the MECCA Championship from Nykk. That would change everyone's perception of him!
Jared: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the MECCA Heavyweight Championship! Introducing first, the challenger... from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania... weighing in at 185 lbs... Treeeent Aciiiid! And his opponent... from Bellbrook, Ohio... weighing in at 228 lbs... he is the current MECCA Heavyweight Champion... this is Nyyyyyykk!
(FINISH: Acid goes for the Yakuza Kick, but Nykk catches his foot. He sweeps the other leg and goes for the Cedarleaf, but Acid makes it to the ropes and gives Nykk a low blow when the ref isn't looking. He goes to the second rope and goes for a missile dropkick, but Nykk moves and catches his legs, applying the Cedarleaf. Acid goes for the ropes, but Nykk pulls him to the center of the ring. Acid works his way under Nykk's legs and to his back, and tries to use momentum to somersault Nykk over. He does so, but Nykk holds on to the hold and stands up to apply it again. He falls back into the Limit Break Version, and Acid can't go anywhere. After a few moments, he taps out.)
Winner: Nykk
David: And Nykk definitely accomplishes his goal of showing the FSN audience what MECCA and its champion is all about. Fast-paced, hard-hitting, stiff action, spectacular submissions, and a tremendous desire to win.
Dick: What a great way to kick off Go Time, as Nykk gets warmed up for his rematch against Ronin Fox on November 26!
David: We'll be right back with action from our ladies' division, as LuFisto takes on Heather Star!
(Commercial Break)
(In the locker room, Nykk is putting his wrestling gear into his bag. Delirious is with him, babbling incoherently.)
Nykk: Yes, I know. I know it's a big thrill to be booked on the first FSN Go Time. I hope you and Dreamo destroy those Ballards later on.
Delirious: Ah haba nahaba?
Nykk: No, I still don't know who attacked me. I don't even know if it was the same guy.
Delirious: Me, agrapha bananaphone?
Nykk: If you think you can help figure it out, then be my guest.
Delirious: Renalab! Bah!
(Delirious exits. Nykk laughs to himself and a few moments later the dressing room door opens, but whoever it is remains off camera. Nykk stands up and looks at the person, first shock and then understanding comes over his face. He nods as the cameraman is taken out from behind. The camera falls to the ground, and scuffling is heard. The camera catches feet moving around, and then Nykk is suddenly laying on the ground. Whoever attacked him leaves the dressing room.)
(Meanwhile, Katie Piehl has Alan Mayse and Cynric in her office.)
Katie: Alan, Cynric, I have some great news for you guys. You've been pretty successful as a team recently, and I've just signed a match for No Regrets on November 26. On that day, you'll be facing the Pyro Twins, and the winner will get a tag title shot against the UK Wrecking Crew.
Cynric: Really? That's very interesting to us.
Katie: I thought you might be interested in...
(Suddenly, Bill Bicknell barges in.)
Bill: Excuse me, guys. Ms. Piehl, you have to come with me.
Katie: What's up?
Bill: There's been another attack on Nykk!
Katie: What? Did anyone see who did it this time?
Bill: I don't know, but you'd better get over there to calm him down. He's tearing things up.
Katie: Excuse me, gentlemen.
(Katie and Bill exit.)
Cynric: Hey Alan, do you realize that if we face the UK Wrecking Crew we could become MECCA Tag Team Champions? Now we know they're not invincible after all. If the Eccentrics could do it, we could.
Alan: I know, but if we beat the Pyro Twins we better make the most of this. I've had so many shots at them that I need to make this last one count. Think we can do it, partner?
Cynric: Hey, after we demolished the Ballards on Saturday, I'm thinking we can do anything.
(He offers his hand, and Alan shakes it.)
(In the arena, "Sold Me" by Seether hits and LuFisto makes her way to the ring.)
David: Nykk has been attacked once again, but from the look of things, he got a real good look at his attacker this time.
Dick: I understand he's being taken to a medical facility to be checked out, but next week should be very interesting when he arrives.
David: Right now the ladies of MECCA are taking the stage, and this is a big part of what MECCA is about. We realize that female wrestlers have much more to offer than they've been given an opportunity to show here in the US, and here comes one that represents that statement perhaps more than anyone, LuFisto.
Dick: The First Lady of Hardcore is set for action, and she looks ready.
("Dance Commander" by the Electric Six hits and Heather Star makes her way to the ring.)
David: Heather Star has entered the arena here in Detroit, and she's set for her MECCA debut. She came out a few weeks ago to help some of our more honorable lady wrestlers against the Dangerous Liaison, which LuFisto is a part of.
Dick: She was very impressive there, but she's still inexperienced. LuFisto is going to have her for lunch.
(FINISH: Heather whips LuFisto into the ropes and charges, but LuFisto gets a boot up. She goes for a Tornado DDT, but segues into LuFisto's Law. However, Heather rolls through on top of LuFisto for a two count. They get up, and Heather gives LuFisto a drop toehold onto the second rope. LuFisto bounces back to her feet, and Heather gives her a snap back suplex. She goes to the top rope and hits the Falling Star Press, but LuFisto gets a foot on the bottom rope. Heather picks her up, but gets her eyes raked. LuFisto whips her into the corner and charges with a big boot, but Heather moves and LuFisto gets hung on the top rope. She frees herself, but Heather rolls her up with a backslide for the three count.)
Winner: Heather Star
David: Wow, Heather Star beats the veteran LuFisto in her very first match here in MECCA!
Dick: What a surprise there. Maybe LuFisto underestimated Star.
David: I'm told she calls that move from the top rope the Falling Star Press, as opposed to the Shooting Star Press. Whatever you call it, it was nothing short of heavenly, as she likes to say. Up next, SELF makes its group debut right here on FSN!
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "The Leaving Song Part II" hits and SELF makes its way to the ring.)
David: We're back here on Go Time, and the Straight Edge Lifestyle Foundation is on their way to address the crowd here in Detroit.
Dick: They were 2-0 at Scared Stiff, with Eddie Crowe beating his brother Jay, and the UK Wrecking Crew winning the tag titles back from the Eccentrics.
David: And then last night, on the premier episode of Rundown on our website, Eddie Crowe and the UK Wrecking Crew were successful once again in six-man action against Alan Mayse and the Eccentrics.
(Eddie gets a mic.)
Eddie: Well, how about this? Now Go Time is on national television, right here on FSN! And what a celebration it's been, ever since Scared Stiff on Saturday. Look at this... brand new tag team champions. And after that title was secured, I went and did exactly what I said I was going to do. I beat my brother Jay within an inch of his life, and I proved that I was better than him! And not only that, but we proved that the Straight Edge Lifestyle Foundation is the most dominant force in MECCA's short history! There's only one thing left to do to secure that... Nykk... I'm coming after your title. The MECCA Championship is the only title left that will elevate SELF to its rightful place at the top of this business. And when we're at the top of this company, what we will do... what we will do is...
(Eddie looks a bit surprised at Nathans, who is motioning that he wants the mic. Eddie gives it to him.)
Nathans: Sorry to interrupt you there, boss, but I think something important isn't getting its due. The UK Wrecking Crew is once again the tag team champions, yes, but considering we never should have lost the belts in the first place, and the fact that we were wrestling those retarded Eccentrics, our victory was just a little tainted. And for the record, this means we still are technically undefeated. We avenged the "loss" we suffered, and the UK Wrecking Crew is set to keep on doing what it has always done: demolish the competition and continue to be the best tag team in MECCA.
Fletcher: And Pyro Twins, you just found out last week why you shouldn't mess with us. That restraining order we served you all those months ago was for your protection, not ours. And that protection has been renewed with a brand new restraining order, so don't even think of coming down and trying to get some of this. And Eddie, you're half right. SELF could very well be the most dominant force in wrestling... but you're overlooking one thing.
(Eddie asks what that is, and Fletcher nails him in the face with the microphone. Eddie goes down, and the UK Wrecking Crew goes to work on him. Acid stands there in shock.)
David: What the hell's going on here? The UKWC is laying out their own leader!
Dick: What a shocking turn of events! What are they doing?
(Nathans gets a chair as Fletcher continues to kick Eddie in the head, and he hits Eddie across the back. Fletcher says he wants the next one, so Nathans gives him the chair. Fletcher clocks Eddie across the head with it, busting him open. The UKWC turn to look at Acid, asking if he wants some too. Acid assesses the situation and then smirks, begging off. He exits the ring and walks back up the aisle as the UK Wrecking Crew continue to beat down Eddie.)
David: Look at Acid, that coward! He's been a teammate of Eddie's all year, and he's abandoning him.
(Nathans picks up the mic.)
Nathans: What you are all witnessing here is the death of SELF! We are the UK Wrecking Crew, Andy Nathans and Jack Fletcher, and we don't play second fiddle to anybody. Eddie, you were very useful in regaining the tag titles, but I'm afraid we have no further use for you. And Pyro Twins, I hope you're watching, because this is all on your heads!
(They pick Eddie up and give him Final Darkness. Fletcher spits on Eddie's body as "Ironman" plays.)
David: I can't believe it, the UKWC were just using SELF to regain the tag titles. Now that they have them, they've turned on Eddie Crowe and left him laying!
Dick: SELF has been the premier faction in MECCA, but it's just been killed by the UK Wrecking Crew!
David: And you know this is also one more stab at the Pyro Twins, who can't do anything about it because of the new restraining order. Ladies and gentlemen, we'll be back with Zoe Alexander vs. Shadow.
(Backstage, Ronin Fox is stretching out his knee, with Cynric standing beside him. Kevin Stone walks up to them.)
Stone: Ronin Fox and Cynric... you know, Fox, I saw that match with Nykk you had this past Saturday... it was definitely a classic, but it was missing one thing. A winner! You and Nykk went sixty minutes, but I won my match. Me! And yet I still haven't received a one on one shot for the title. The way I look at it, you waltzed in and took the shot that was rightfully mine.
Fox: You think so? I may have gone sixty minutes with Nykk, I may be beaten, I may be tired, but I'll still kick your ass right here!
(Fox goes after Kevin, but Cynric holds him back.)
Cynric: No, bro! Save it for the match!
(Stone continues to bait Fox as Low Ki attacks from the side, kicking Fox in the knee. Cynric tackles him, but Kevin forearms Cynric in the back and rams him into a steel door.)
Low Ki: Fox, you're weakened. And in MECCA, only the strong survive. Tonight, Kevin Stone and myself will prove that you don't deserve a rematch and that one of us will be the one to take on Nykk and become the next MECCA Champion!
(He kicks Fox once more before they leave.)
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Gangsta Bitch" hits and Shadow makes her way to the ring.)
David: Representing the Dangerous Liaison out here is Shadow, who came up short in her bid for the Ladies' Championship against Lisa Letty at Scared Stiff.
Dick: What a match that was, and you know the rest of the Dangerous Liaison has to be disappointed in their leader.
("Cherry Bomb" hits and Zoe Alexander makes her way to the ring.)
David: Zoe Alexander is looking to establish herself in the ladies' division, and a win over a former Ladies' Champion would definitely do that.
Dick: We mentioned earlier MECCA's emphasis on women's wrestling. We saw one ladies' match earlier, and now we have another one and it should be a good one.
(FINISH: Zoe goes for the Zoetrope, but Shadow escapes and turns it into a sunset flip. Zoe rolls through and under the ropes to the outside. Shadow gets up and slides into her, taking her over on the floor with a headscissors. She fights with Zoe on the outside and throws her into the post. She goes for the Interceptor, but Zoe ducks and Shadow nails the post. Zoe dropkicks her and then quickly slides into the ring just before referee Nikki Alvarado counts to ten and calls for the bell.)
Winner: Zoe Alexander
David: How about that? Zoe Alexander picks up the win by count-out! That's something you don't normally see these days.
Dick: She noticed that Alvarado was at nine and had no choice but to roll in if she wanted the win. And someone in Zoe's position can't afford not to win any way she can.
David: It looks like Shadow may be going into a slump after losing her opportunity at the Ladies' Title.
(Cut to backstage, where the rest of the Dangerous Liaison is watching on a monitor and don't seem to happy about the outcome.)
Dick: The Dangerous Liaison is not pleased with their leader.
David: Still to come is the big tag team main event, but up next the Eccentric Alliance will be here!
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "The Goon's Theme Remix" hits and the Ballard Brothers make their way to the ring.)
David: We're back here on Go Time, and the Ballard Brothers are set for tag team action.
Dick: Here's a couple of guys who could use a win. They haven't exactly set MECCA on fire since they've been here.
("La Macarena" hits and Delirious and Dreamo make their way to the ring, accompanied by Huh, Cheesecake and Medea Knight.)
David: The Eccentric Alliance is in the building, and you have to think that all of them out here may be a precautionary measure. We know that Kevin Stone is lurking around the back somewhere, and he and Low Ki have already attacked two other guys.
Dick: The Eccentric Alliance is definitely on Stone's hit list, but only Delirious and Dreamo will be representing them in this match.
(FINISH: Delirious hits Shadows Over Hell onto the back of Shannon, but Shane breaks up the pin attempt. Dreamo attempts to come in, but is just a little too lethargic, and Shane dropkicks him through the ropes. The Ballards give Delirious the Penalty Box, and Shannon covers to get the three count.)
Winners: The Ballard Brothers
David: The Ballard Brothers win it, and they've definitely needed this win.
Dick: Smart tag team wrestling from the brothers from Canada, and it paid off for them against the more inexperienced duo of Delirious and Dreamo.
(Huh and Cheesecake come into the ring to check on Delirious, but Shane and Shannon come back in with steel chairs. They crack them over Cheesecake and Huh's backs, and even take a swing at Medea, who's on the apron. She jumps to safety, and Delirious attacks, only to be hit from behind by Shane.)
David: The Ballards are attacking the Eccentric Alliance for some reason... what are they doing?
Dick: It's got to be frustration at being on the losing end for so many months.
(The Ballards pose with the chair when suddenly "The Immigrant Song" by Led Zeppelin hits. They look confused, until Concession Boy charges down to the ring and slides in. He dropkicks Shannon's chair back into his face and gives Shane a drop toehold onto his chair.)
David: Who is that?
Dick: It can't be! The original Concession Boy is back in the States! He must have finally gotten his work visa!
David: He's like those guys from RCW? You mean there actually IS an original Concession Boy!?
(Concession Boy helps the Eccentric Alliance up, and they thank him for his help. They confer, and then have Medea Knight offer him an Eccentric Alliance t-shirt. CB asks the crowd if he should accept it, and they voice their approval. CB puts the shirt on, and "La Macarena" starts to play.)
David: It looks like we have a new member of the Eccentric Alliance in Concession Boy!
(Concession Boy shakes hands with Huh, Cheesecake, and Medea. He goes to shake hands with Dreamo, but he's fallen back asleep on the apron. He turns to find Delirious crouched on all fours, and he shakes hands like him like he would with a dog.)
Dick: The Eccentric Alliance has just gotten... er... stronger, but our main event is up next. Kevin Stone and Low Ki take on Ronin Fox and Cynric!
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "At the End of the Rainbow" hits and Kevin Stone and Low Ki make their way to the ring.)
David: We're back with our main event here on Go Time, as the team of Kevin Stone and Low Ki come out.
Dick: They got one up on their opponents earlier tonight, and it didn't look like it was too difficult for them. Fox is still hurting from going an hour with Nykk on Saturday.
("Wherever I May Roam" hits and Ronin Fox and Cynric make their way to the ring. Fox and Cynric charge down and start brawling with Low Ki and Stone.)
David: I don't know how wise this is with what happened earlier, but this tag match is underway!
(FINISH: As Kevin and Cynric fight on the outside, Low Ki whips Fox into the corner and charges. Fox tips up and then twists in midair, landing on his feet. He somersaults to the opposite corner and jumps to the second turnbuckle, vaulting off backwards into a Tail End on Low Ki as Stone sends Cynric into the guardrail. Fox gets up, but gets hit with a big boot from Kevin. Low Ki puts Fox on his shoulders and then tosses him off into a Stone Cutter from Stone. Ki covers and gets the pin.)
Winners: Kevin Stone and Low Ki
David: The team of Low Ki and Kevin Stone was just too much for the brothers Ronin Fox and Cynric. Fox was just too sore to be at his best here tonight.
Dick: I doubt Fox will be too fussed about this loss. He's still on the Contender Star, and definitely has a rematch in store with Nykk.
David: Thank you for joining us on our first Go Time here on FSN. Please join us again next week, when hopefully we'll find out who has been attacking Nykk. Good night, fans!