Countdown Match: Kevin Stone vs. Huh
Referee: Mike Neff
(FINISH: Huh goes for the moonsault, but Stone gets his knees up. He whips Huh into the ropes for the Stone Cutter, but Huh escapes and kicks Stone. He goes for a bulldog, but Stone slips out and pulls Huh back in for a hard clothesline. He gives Huh the Monster Bomb and covers for the three count.)
Winner: Kevin Stone
(Opening.)
David: MECCA fans, we welcome you to the heart of New York City as we have returned to the Hammerstein Ballroom for No Regrets! I'm David Mills, along with Dick Broccoli, and we have a great card tonight on pay-per-view. A Four Way Dance for the World Title, a Three Way Dance for the tag titles, a Toughman Title match and more!
Dick: Plus we'll see two big ladies' matches as one side is the House of Lords of Lisa Letty and Shadow, and they will take on Daizee Haze and Naomi Leach. And we will also have a new number one contender, and it will be the winner of a Four Corners Match between Sara Del Rey, Mercedes Martinez, Coquette and Magenta.
("Third Reich from the Sun" hits and Nykk and Ronin Fox make their way to the ring.)
David: We're kicking things off with a tag team rematch from a couple of weeks ago on Go Time, as the alpha squad of the House of Lords heads to the ring.
Dick: If Bryan Danielson manages to make it out of the main event tonight as champion, he's got these two waiting in the wings and we all know it. Though the House of Lords have lost most of their titles, they are still the most dominant force in MECCA today, especially since Nykk regained his power as owner.
("The Way I Am" hits and Austin and Tristan Lee make their way to the ring.)
David: The Lees came out on top in that match a couple weeks ago, and Austin has pretty much targeted these two ever since he came to MECCA due to their past in RCW.
Dick: Sooner or later, Nykk and Austin are going to have to step into the ring and settle this old issue once and for all, but for now we aren't wasting any time!
(The Lees rush the ring and start brawling with Fox and Nykk.)
Austin and Tristan Lee vs. Nykk and Ronin Fox
Referee: Keith Young
(FINISH: The Lees go for the spike Degenerate Driver on Fox, but Nykk shakes the ropes and crotches Tristan on the top turnbuckle. Fox gets back to a standing position, causing Austin to bend over, and Nykk jumps off his back to hit a leg lariat on Tristan, sending him to the outside. Fox backdrops Austin, and he and Nykk go to work on him. They whip him into the ropes, but Austin ducks under a double clothesline and hits them with a double flying kick. He goes for the Rerun Neckbreaker on Fox, and hits the first one. He brings him up for the second, and kicks Nykk when he wanders over, giving him a DDT at the same time. Tristan gets back in the ring, and Austin lifts Nykk. They hit a Hart Attack, but Fox takes down Tristan with a running dropkick. Austin throws Fox out of the ring and then goes for the Degenerate Driver on Nykk. Nykk counters with a hurricanrana, sending Austin into the ropes. Fox pulls down the top rope and Austin falls to the apron. Nykk sends him flying into the guardrail with a running back elbow. Tristan leaps at Nykk, trying to take him over with a rolling prawn hold, but Nykk sits out and plants him into the mat. He lifts Tristan into the air, and Fox runs to the turnbuckles, jumping up and vaulting back into a Tail End/flapjack combo. Fox covers and gets the three count.)
Winners: Nykk and Ronin Fox
David: Nykk and Fox with the hard fought win, and you can't deny the heart of the team of Austin and Tristan Lee.
Dick: What a stroke of bad luck for them after their big win a couple weeks ago, but Nykk and Fox are just too canny a team.
(As Nykk and Fox leave, "Hit That" hits and Joey Sprinklers makes his way to the ring. Nykk and Fox wish him luck before going through the curtain, but Eddie Crowe comes out through the crowd and attacks Joey from behind. He brawls with him in the aisle and ends up dropping him across the guardrail. Joey tries to get away in the crowd, but Eddie follows him.)
David: Eddie Crowe has just attacked Joey Sprinklers! Their match is up now, but Eddie has been the victim of Joey's sneak attacks for several weeks now, and he has to be sick of it.
Dick: Eddie is out for revenge, and I'm not sure that Joey knows what he's in for.
(Eddie grabs some chairs and starts hitting Joey across the back. He whips Joey at the guardrail, but Joey reverses. He dumps Eddie over the rail and at ringside, and then grabs the ring bell. He charges Eddie, but Eddie gets a boot up. He rolls Joey into the ring and the match finally starts.)
Eddie Crowe vs. Joey Sprinklers
Referee: David Bowers
(FINISH: Eddie dominates the match, but Joey moves out of the way of his corner dropkick and hits a rolling necksnap. He gives Eddie a back suplex and goes to the top rope. He tries a twisting 450, but Eddie gets his knees up. He hits Joey with the running brainbuster and hits the Eddie Dive, covering for the three count.)
Winner: Eddie Crowe
David: Emphatic victory for Eddie Crowe, who has to be looking for bigger fish to fry in the House of Lords.
Dick: He wants to take them down as much as anyone, since they're the reason he's not MECCA Champion anymore.
David: Well, up next is a Four Corners Match to determine the number one contender for the Ladies' Title. Katie Piehl stated on Go Time that she's not going to let Shadow get away with not defending the title and playing dirty to keep it.
("Filthy/Gorgeous" hits and Coquette and Magenta make their way to the ring, arm in arm.)
David: Wait a minute, why are these two out here together? It's every woman for herself in this type of match.
Dick: They are good friends and frequently team, but maybe this is part of some sort of plan.
("Mercedes" hits and Mercedes Martinez makes her way to the ring.)
David: Mercedes Martinez has no love for Shadow, as she got beaten down for having the gall to even ask for a title shot.
Dick: She would love to win this match and go on to prove that she is the best female wrestler in MECCA.
("Alcoholocaust" hits and Sara Del Rey makes her way to the ring.)
David: The American Angel is feeling ripped off after getting a shot at Shadow on Go Time, only to have the win taken away due to the use of a chain.
Dick: This is Del Rey's chance to get another shot at the belt, and has to be the favorite in this contest.
Four Corners Match: Sara Del Rey vs. Coquette vs. Mercedes Martinez vs. Magenta
Referee: Rya Zeh
(FINISH: Del Rey sends Magenta down with a series of big boots, and Coquette attempts a baseball slide on Mercedes on the outside. Mercedes slides into the ring as Coquette slides out. Mercedes tries to clothesline Del Rey, but she ducks and charges through the ropes with a tope onto Coquette. Magenta tries a flapjack, but Mercedes knees her in the face and hits the Fisherman's Buster. She covers and gets the three count.)
Winner: Mercedes Martinez
David: Mercedes picks up the victory and she will now get a title opportunity at Shadow on December 5!
Dick: Great win for Martinez, and she'll finally get the title shot that she asked for a month ago.
David: Coming up next, the MECCA Tag Team Championship is on the line. For a couple of months now, the three-way feud between the Pyro Twins, the Briscoes and Delirious and Matt Sydal has produced some very memorable matches, but thus far no one has been able to take the belts from Sydal and Delirious. Tonight's Three Way Dance is a chance for both the Pyro Twins and the Briscoes to claim the gold they feel that they deserve.
("Gimme Back My Bullets" hits and the Briscoes make their way to the ring.)
David: Jay and Mark Briscoe came close a couple of weeks ago, but in a very big upset, fell to the more inexperienced team of Delirious and Sydal.
Dick: They're also coming off a loss to the Pyro Twins at our last pay-per-view, Scared Stiff, and you have to think that the Pyro Twins would be the first to get a shot at them if they do win the belts.
("Burning Times" hits and the Pyro Twins make their way to the ring.)
David: The Pyro Twins are as deadly as they come, former two time MECCA Tag Team Champions and perhaps the best tag team in the world.
Dick: They're also members of the House of Lords, and they want their belts back by any means necessary.
("Clavicle" hits and Matt Sydal and Delirious make their way to the ring.)
David: What a great team Delirious and Sydal have turned out be ever since upsetting the Pyro Twins back on October 3 for the titles.
Dick: You couldn't find two more different people, but they blend very well together. You might actually be able to make the case for them being the favorites in this match.
Three Way Dance: MECCA Tag Team Championship - Matt Sydal and Delirious vs. The Pyro Twins vs. The Briscoes
Referee: Mike Neff
(FINISH: Jay Crowe goes for the Overhaul on Delirious, but he bites his way out of it. He dropkicks Jay, who backs up against the ropes next to Dusty. Delirious drops down and Sydal jumps over him to clothesline both Pyro Twins out of the ring. He sticks his head out too far, and Mark runs at him on the apron with a big boot. Sydal goes down to all fours, and Jay Briscoe bowls through Delirious and leaps off Sydal's back into a somersault plancha onto the Pyro Twins. Mark gets in and gives Sydal some thrusts to the throat, but gets caught with the karate chop, and Sydal goes for the Here It Is Driver. Mark fights his way out of it and goes for a clothesline, but Sydal ducks under and knees him in the back as Delirious goes to the top rope. They hit the Slice/Shadows Over Hell combo, and Delirious covers for the three count. Jay Briscoe tries to break it up, but the Pyro Twins pull him out of the ring and ram him into the guardrail. They immediately jump into the ring and take Sydal down with a double shoulderblock. They pull Delirious to his feet and hit Final Darkness, but as Dusty covers, Mark pulls him off from the outside. The Pyro Twins get into it with the Briscoes, but the ref separates them. As Jay and Dusty confer on what to do, Sydal and Delirious grab them from behind and knock them into each other. They get simultaneous rollups, but Jay and Dusty kick them off. Sydal and Delirious leapfrog each other and roll into jackknife pins on the opposite opponent, getting a double three count.)
Winners: Delirious and Matt Sydal
David: Sydal and Delirious pulled it off after the Briscoes foiled the Pyro Twins' plan! They were not happy about Jay being prevented from making the save.
Dick: What a great match to end this three way feud on, but I don't think the Pyro Twins and the Briscoes are done with each other by any means.
("On the Speedway" hits and Jamie Chan makes his way to the ring.)
David: Moving right along here, it's now time for our Toughman Title match.
Dick: Jamie Chan has been making quite a bit of noise lately, and even won the Stiff Strike Challenge last month, so it's only natural for him to start going after titles. He saw an opportunity and challenged the Toughman Champion.
("Kobrakai" hits and the Wild Wolf makes his way to the ring.)
David: The Wild Wolf won the Toughman Title last month at Scared Stiff from Cynric, and has been impressive so far in his title defenses.
Dick: Of course, anyone can challenge for the Toughman Title whenever they want, and the modified rules give the advantage to a much more strike based or brawling type wrestler, which Wolf is not. But he still manages to pull out the victory time after time.
MECCA Toughman Championship: The Wild Wolf vs. Jamie Chan
Referee: Keith Young
(FINISH: Chan goes up top for the Falling Dragon, but Wolf intercepts him with a forearm. He goes up with him, but Chan fights back with headbutts and shoves Wolf down into a tree of woe. Wolf continues to throw punches, but Chan leaps into the air and comes down with two knees right across Wolf's chest. He falls to the mat, and Chan covers him for a close two count. He picks Wolf up into a fireman's carry, but Wolf escapes and pushes him into the ropes, hitting a spinning wheel kick. He goes for the Twig Snap, but Chan counters with a sitout powerbomb, covering for a two count. He whips Wolf into the corner and hits a Saitama Kick, but Wolf pounces out of the corner with a headbutt to the midsection. He hits a small package driver and gets the three count.)
Winner: The Wild Wolf
David: The Wild Wolf remains Toughman Champion, but Chan showed a lot of fight in this match. He may not be at the level he thinks he's at, but he's getting there.
Dick: Absolutely. What a fight he put up, and I wouldn't be surprised if he softened up Wolf enough for someone else to take the belt down the line.
David: Up next is our ladies' tag match. Of course, Daizee Haze wants payback against Shadow and Lisa Letty for costing her the Ladies' Title last month, but we were all shocked to witness the return of Naomi Leach to the MECCA family. She immediately targeted Shadow, and made it known that she plans to become the Ladies' Champion.
("Third Reich from the Sun" hits and Shadow and Lisa Letty make their way to the ring.)
David: Lisa and Shadow represent the House of Lords, and since the Ladies' Title is the only one they have left, Shadow has been protecting it with all her might, but as we saw earlier, she has Mercedes Martinez to deal with on December 5.
Dick: The defenses are coming fast and furious for Shadow now, because you know Naomi will be waiting for the winner of that one.
("Fall Behind Me" hits and Naomi Leach and Daizee Haze make their way to the ring.)
David: Naomi Leach is an old rival of Shadow's from the days of RCW, and she knows Lisa Letty quite well too.
Dick: It will be interesting to see how she works with Daizee Haze as a tandem. Neither of these two have teamed before to my knowledge.
Naomi Leach and Daizee Haze vs. Shadow and Lisa Letty
Referee: Nikki Alvarado
(FINISH: Shadow holds Daizee for Lisa, but Daizee avoids Lisa's back elbow and Shadow goes down. Daizee and Naomi hit a double dropkick on Lisa, and then Daizee picks her up. Naomi moves in on Shadow, but Shadow grabs the tights and pulls her through the ropes. Daizee hits Lisa with a heart punch, but runs right into the Interceptor from Shadow when she runs for the ropes. Shadow covers as Lisa gives Naomi a baseball slide for the three count.)
Winners: Shadow and Lisa Letty
David: Lisa and Shadow win this match, and this definitely puts a hamper on either of their opponents' aspirations at getting a title shot.
Dick: Shadow will hold this over their head until the end of days if need be.
David: Up next will be our main event of the evening. A Four Way Dance between World Champion Bryan Danielson, Alan Mayse, Cynric and Anubis. Mayse and Cynric both want to take back the title for the House of Lords while Anubis looks to achieve what his partner did and win singles gold. Or will Bryan Danielson persevere and win through to retain his title?
(Backstage, Bill Bicknell is standing by with Cynric and Alan Mayse.)
Bill: Cynric, Alan, the moment of truth has arrived. But I have to ask you, if it comes down to you two in the end, who walks away with the MECCA Championship?
Cynric: Well, it's pretty obvious that as the senior member of the House of Lords, I'm entitled to...
Alan: Whoa, whoa, entitled to what? Don't forget that it was me who won the original number one contenders' match to get a shot at Danielson. You and Anubis shouldn't even have been in this match in the first place. The way I see it, when we dispose of our opponents, you had best do the right thing and lay down for me, because this is the reason I joined the House of Lords in the first place.
Cynric: We have Nykk, Fox and myself, why do we need you exactly? Oh, I forgot, it's Alan Mayse's "destiny" to win the World Title. You couldn't beat Fox, you couldn't beat Danielson the last time you faced off, so what makes you think you deserve another chance?
Alan: (points at him) You just do the right thing when the time comes.
Cynric: (swats his hand away) Don't you point at me.
("Soul Creation" hits over the PA.)
Alan: Yeah, that's your music. Go on.
Cynric: You won't get that belt before me, I can guarantee that.
(Cynric leaves.)
Alan: What a poor man is indeed who overestimates his own worth. Regardless of whether I have Cynric's cooperation or not, Bill, tonight is the night I achieve my destiny. I've beaten Danielson before, and I can do it again. Tonight, the dominion of Alan Mayse begins, and I'll have the House of Lords to back me up as my destiny is realized, and I rule over MECCA.
(In the arena, Cynric is making his way to the ring.)
David: Dissension in the ranks already, as Alan and Cynric have very different views about who is walking out the champion tonight.
Dick: Just because they're both part of the same faction, I wouldn't expect either one to lay down without a fight.
("Kobrakai" hits and Anubis makes his way to the ring.)
David: The big man Anubis has certainly been on a roll lately, and pretty much solidified his standings at the top of MECCA after a huge victory over Ronin Fox last month.
Dick: And being the biggest guy, he's going to be the target of every person in this match.
("Seven Nation Army" hits and Alan Mayse makes his way to the ring.)
David: Alan Mayse wants that title desperately, and it's the only title that has eluded him in his MECCA tenure. At last year's No Regrets was the first time we saw him in the ring with Anubis, as he and Eddie Crowe lost the tag titles to the Killer Kanines. Even more impressive that they had those belts, considering Crowe was World Champion and Mayse was Toughman Champion at the time.
Dick: One half of the first double champions in MECCA history, and has a better track record in singles competition than Anubis or Cynric.
("The Final Countdown" hits and Bryan Danielson makes his way to the ring.)
David: The Best Wrestler in the World finally lived up to his moniker when he beat Ronin Fox for that belt back in September, and he has been as honorable and upstanding a champion as the fans could ask for.
Dick: It's a matter of pride for Danielson that he took the title from the grasp of the House of Lords, and he does not want to lose it back to them tonight.
Jared: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your main event and it is for the MECCA World Championship! This contest is a Four Way Dance, and participants can be eliminated by pinfall, submission, disqualification or count-out. Introducing first, the challengers... from Cincinnati, Ohio, and weighing in at 235 lbs... he is the Chief Assassin of the House of Lords and is a former Toughman and Tag Team Champion... Cyyynriiiiic! From Fairborn, Ohio, and weighing in at 228 lbs... he also represents the House of Lords and is a former Toughman and Tag Team Champion... Alaaaan Maaaayse! From Cairo, Egypt, by way of Detroit, Michigan, and weighing in at 316 lbs... he is a former Tag Team Champion... Anuuuuubiiiiis! From Aberdeen Washington, and weighing in at 190 lbs... he is the current reigning and defending MECCA World Heavyweight Champion... the American Dragon, Bryaaaan Danielsoooooon!
Four Way Dance: MECCA World Championship - Bryan Danielson vs. Alan Mayse vs. Anubis vs. Cynric
Referee: David Bowers
(FINISH: The first elimination occurs as Danielson nails Anubis with a roaring forearm. Anubis just roars at him, so Danielson hits him with an enzugiri to bring him to his knees. Cynric takes the opportunity to hit the Lift Off, and Anubis flies back into the corner, staggering out into a springboard dropkick from Mayse. Anubis powers up and clotheslines Mayse and Cynric. However, Danielson nails him with a European uppercut from the second rope, and Anubis goes down. Mayse picks him up and Cynric and Danielson assist him in hitting the Tiger Bomb. Mayse gets on top with a folding press and gets the pin. A few minutes later, Mayse and Cynric are double teaming Danielson and start to argue. Mayse whips Danielson into the corner and tells Cynric to get him, turning his back. Cynric charges in, but Danielson gets a boot up and spins him around. Danielson hits a jump kick from behind, and Cynric sails into Mayse. Mayse turns around and shoves him, so Cynric clocks him with a roundhouse kick. Danielson sneaks up and gives Cynric a German suplex for a two count. Danielson picks him up, but Cynric blocks a European uppercut and sweeps the legs. He goes to the second rope and tries a front kick, but Danielson catches his legs and goes for a slingshot. He slingshots Cynric right at Alan, who is just getting up, and Cynric leaps over into a sunset flip on Alan, hooking the tights for the three count. Alan asks what the hell that was, and Cynric says that was payback for weeks ago. A few minutes later, Danielson goes up top, but Cynric catches him and goes for the Shock Cannon. Danielson slips out and counters with a Cattle Mutilation attempt. Cynric tries to sit out to escape, but Danielson just follows him down and starts laying in elbows. Cynric escapes by kicking his leg back and nailing Danielson in the head. He goes for the Lift Off, but Danielson ducks. He also ducks Cynric's back kick, and goes for Cattle Mutilation again. Cynric won't go down, and Danielson attempts a tiger suplex, which Cynric blocks and counters into a victory roll. Danielson rolls back on top of Cynric at two and picks him up wheelbarrow style. He drops him into a full nelson and hits a dragon suplex, bridging for the three count.)
Winner: Bryan Danielson
David: The American Dragon retains the title after some excellent maneuvering. The House of Lords has once again been denied!
Dick: Danielson once again showed his versatility. There are just so many ways that man can beat you.
David: That's all for No Regrets, fans. Be sure to join us this Wednesday on Go Time, and we will be happy to have you!