Countdown Match: Matt Sydal and the Surgeons vs. The UK Wrecking Crew
Referee: Keith Young
(FINISH: Nathans gives Stryker London Bridge is Falling Down, but gets up and walks right into a Hurricane DDT from Walters. Tristan kicks him and hits the Degenerate Driver, but as he leans back to the mat takes the Shooting Sydal Press from Sydal. Fletcher lifts him right into the Union Jack, but then gets lifted by Stryker into a Stryker Driver. He covers, but Nathans breaks up the pin. He whips Stryker into the ropes, but Stryker pulls him in and lifts him onto his shoulders. He and Walters give him the Human Error, and then Stryker tags Sydal. He goes for the Here It Is Driver, but Fletcher lands on his feet and gives Sydal an enzugiri as Tristan dropkicks Stryker through the ropes and Nathans gives Walters a flapjack. Nathans lifts Sydal onto his shoulders and leans him back and Fletcher grabs him by the head, holding him horizontal. Lee comes off the top with a splash, and they hit a reverse flapjack/neckbreaker/splash triple team. Tristan covers and gets the three count.)
Winners: The UK Wrecking Crew
("Weapon of Choice" by the Black Rebel Motorcycle Club opening.)
Skippy: The Modern Establishment of Competitive Combat Arts proudly brings to you its third annual MECCA Challenge, and we're doing it in spectacular fashion, debuting in the heart of New York City at the Hammerstein Ballroom! I'm Skippy, along with Dick Broccoli, and this is definitely the biggest card in MECCA history, as our company's very future will be decided.
Dick: The MECCA Challenge III, host to the Ultimate MECCA Challenge, where David Caldwell and Katie Piehl have put their ownerships on the line. Will MECCA become sports entertainment or will it continue to provide the great professional wrestling action we've come to expect?
Skippy: Also a stellar World Title match tonight as Ronin Fox challenges Eddie Crowe, who has now reigned for an entire year.
Dick: Hopefully this time we get a decisive victory one way or the other. Fox is the most ready I've ever seen him, but Eddie hasn't been champion for a year to just roll over and let Fox have the spotlight.
Skippy: We'll also see much more action tonight, and we're kicking things off with the finals of the Women's World Cup!
("Shadows of the Night" hits and Rebecca Knox makes her way to the ring. A flag bearer precedes her, waving the Irish flag.)
Skippy: It has come down to Ireland vs. Canada, and here comes the prodigy Rebecca Knox.
Dick: What an appropriate place to have this match, here in New York City. There are definitely plenty of Irish supporters here, and of course many Canadian fans have made their way across the border to be here tonight.
Skippy: Rebecca Knox, the K-Knox, has been undefeated in singles competition thus far, though she likes to use shady tactics to her advantage, which has made her any number of enemies in this tournament, including her opponent.
("Brackish" hits and Gail Kim makes her way to the ring. A flag bearer precedes her holding up a Canadian flag.)
Skippy: Toronto's own Gail Kim, the Sensation of Submission, has made her way to the MECCA Challenge III to take the World Cup. Kim is a former Ladies' Champion and in fact the longest reigning Ladies' Champion in MECCA history.
Dick: And she should certainly be in line for another title shot if she's able to pull out the victory tonight.
Skippy: The winner of this match will be awarded with the World Cup this Wednesday on Go Time, and wait a minute, here we go!
(Knox attacks Kim in the aisle with a forearm. She pounds on Gail with right hands and then throws her into the guardrail before the ref gets her back into the ring. Gail slowly makes her way to her feet and gets in the ring. Knox stomps on her as the bell rings.)
Women's World Cup, Final Round: Gail Kim vs. Rebecca Knox
Referee: Rya Zeh
(FINISH: Kim locks in the Christo, and Knox fights desperately to get out of it. She tries to throw Gail through the ropes, but ends up taking them both to the outside, with Gail still hanging onto the Christo. Finally, Knox whips her around and rams her head first into the guardrail. Kim appears to be out, and Knox throws her back into the ring. She covers, but Gail manages to kick out at two. Knox throws a tantrum and starts shrieking at the ref. She picks Kim up and gets taken over with an inside cradle for two. Knox gets up and stomps on Gail. She whips her into the corner and charges, but gets boot in the face. Kim goes to the second turnbuckle and tries a missile dropkick, but Knox counters with a powerbomb. She covers and puts her feet on the ropes, getting a close two count. She goes for the Falcon Arrow, but Kim escapes and pushes her toward the corner. Knox collides with Zeh, and she goes down. Kim rolls up Knox, but lets up when she sees the ref's out. She checks on Zeh, but then walks into a clothesline from Rebecca. Knox goes to the outside and gets Gail's Canadian flag. She teases wiping her ass with it, but instead winds it up like a baseball bat and swings it at Kim. Gail ducks and uses the flagpole to hit a modified Russian legsweep on Knox. She picks Knox up, but gets a thumb to the eye. Knox tries a hard right, but Gail catches her hand and locks the fingers. She runs up the ropes and springboards into a hurricanrana takeover, hooking Knox's legs and getting the three count.)
Winner: Gail Kim
Skippy: Gail Kim has won the Women's World Cup! She beat out fifteen other women, and the proud Canadian can hold her head high!
Dick: What a match between these two, but I guess K-Knox's cheating ways finally backfired on her, as we finally have a winner in this tournament.
(Gail waves the Canadian flag in the air as Knox shrieks at some fans at ringside.)
Skippy: It's not a good day for the pride of Ireland. But speaking of cheating ways, up next the Toughman Champion Joey Sprinklers defends in a return match against the former champ Alan Mayse. We'll show you exactly how Joey won the title two months ago.
(Clips are shown from the Mayse vs. Sprinklers Bloody Valentine match, where Joey cheated to win the title.)
(In the arena, "Seven Nation Army" hits and Alan Mayse makes his way to the ring.)
Skippy: One year ago, Alan Mayse was in the finals of the Toughman Tournament, and became the first champion after a grueling Ladder Match. He set a goal of beating his own personal title record, but that goal was taken from him just days before he could achieve it by his opponent tonight.
Dick: Alan feels that Joey Sprinklers has devalued the title that he made, and plans on correcting that tonight.
(A ramp has been set up in the aisle. "Hit That" hits and Joey Sprinklers skateboards his way to the ring, skating up the ramp and sailing to the ringside area.)
Skippy: What a spectacular entrance from our Toughman Champion, but he's going to need more than tricks to put one over on Alan Mayse again.
Dick: Joey will do anything to keep that Toughman Title, and got one up on Alan this past week on Go Time. Who knows if Alan is actually one hundred percent going into this one?
MECCA Toughman Championship: Alan Mayse vs. Joey Sprinklers
Referee: Keith Young
(FINISH: Joey goes for a slam, but Alan escapes and spins him around. He kicks him and delivers the Tiger Bomb, but Joey rolls to the ropes. As Alan tries to pull him off, Joey reaches in his pockets and gets a pair of handcuffs. He hits Alan with them behind the ref's back and moves to handcuff Alan to the ropes. Alan blocks him and backs up, giving Joey a clothesline. Joey rolls to the ropes again, and Alan goes after him. Unbeknownst to Alan, Joey handcuffs himself to the middle rope, and Alan goes for a swinging neckbreaker. Joey doesn't go all the way down, and Alan hits his head on the mat. Joey hops on top of Alan and hooks the middle rope out of the ref's view to get the three count. He quickly gets a key out of his pocket and uncuffs himself.)
Winner: Joey Sprinklers
Skippy: Joey's done it again! I can't believe he just did all that behind the ref and Alan's back. It's like it was sleight of hand.
Dick: You know the saying "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me?" Alan fell for Joey's tricks again, but it's hard to feel sympathetic for him this time.
(Young gets the Toughman Title to give it to Joey, but Alan stops him. He takes the belt and takes a good, long look at it before charging Joey and clocking him in the head with it. Joey goes down, and Alan throws the belt down on him before leaving.)
Skippy: Alan is upset, and rightfully so. What a tough champion we have, having to take these cheap ways out. Up next, we'll determine just who will take up the mantle as the best tag team in the world. We've always considered that to be the Pyro Twins, but last fall the Backseat Boyz showed up to dispute that, and it's hard to argue when they hold a victory over the Pyro Twins from back at No Regrets. Now Jay Crowe and Dusty Schneble finally get their chance to get revenge and prove that they deserve the top spot.
("The Chase" hits and the Backseat Boyz make their way to the ring.)
Skippy: Trent Acid and Johnny Kashmere have a tag team dynasty going way back before MECCA even existed, and they have been champions just about everywhere.
Dick: They're serious about pulling out all the stops tonight to prove that they're the best, but they've got the Pyro Twins mad at them, and that's not a place you want to be.
("Burning Times" hits and the Pyro Twins make their way to the ring.)
Skippy: This New York crowd has exploded with the entrance of the Pyro Twins! Jay and Dusty have quite a history themselves. Former MECCA Tag Team Champions as well as RCW Tag Team Champions, many have compared them to the likes of the Road Warriors in their early days.
Dick: Talk about a tag team dynasty, you need to look no further than the Pyro Twins. And they know that they can take their careers to the next level with a victory over the Backseats right here tonight.
The Pyro Twins vs. The Backseat Boyz
Referee: David Bowers
(FINISH: The Pyro Twins go for a double back suplex on Acid, but he escapes and bounces off the ropes, with Kashmere making a blind tag. Acid tries a Yakuza Kick on Dusty, but he ducks and they nail him with Final Darkness. Dusty covers, but the ref lets him know that Acid's no longer legal as Kashmere spears Jay. Dusty tries a clothesline, but Kashmere lifts him into the Cradle Breaker. He covers, but Dusty barely kicks out at two. Acid gets back up, and they whip Dusty into the ropes for the T-Gimmick. Dusty runs through them with a double clothesline, and Jay gets to his feet. He gives Kashmere a belly-to-belly suplex, and then they whip Acid into the ropes. They put their heads down, and Acid gives them both kicks to the faces and then takes down Dusty with a roaring forearm. He signals to Kashmere, and they lift Jay for the T-Gimmick. However, Jay slips out of their grip in midair and he and Dusty deliver a modified Final Darkness to both Backseat Boyz. Dusty covers Kashmere and gets the three count.)
Winners: The Pyro Twins
Skippy: The Pyro Twins are victorious! What an athletic tag team encounter, but Jay Crowe and Dusty Schneble take home the win in this bitter feud.
Dick: Is there a team in the entire world that can defeat the Pyro Twins? I can't think of one. They have to be setting their sights on regaining the tag team belts after this.
Skippy: Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the Ultimate MECCA Challenge. The MECCA Challenge match itself has been a staple for the past two years, but this year it will be teams of five involved. In this modified version, the ringside area will be surrounded by a mesh fence, but it's nothing more than a prop. Anything goes, and you can only be eliminated by a submission or knockout. Two men from each team will start out, and there will wrestle for five minutes. Every three minutes after that, the two teams will alternate sending a man out. This past week on Go Time, the David Caldwell Project won the right to send a man out first. But there is much more at stake in this match than pride. For months, David Caldwell has been pushing his ideas of sports entertainment on MECCA, much to the chagrin of our fans. Katie Piehl has stated that she will put her ownership on the line against Caldwell's, winner take all. Will MECCA become another sports entertainment company, or will it remain the great professional wrestling distributor we've all come to know and love? It's all up to Team MECCA and the David Caldwell Project to put an end to it, one way or the other.
(A video package is shown, highlighting the ascension of the David Caldwell Project, and MECCA's attempts to fight back, as well as the circumstances surrounding Nykk's captaincy.)
(In the arena, the fence has been put up. "The Immigrant Song" hits and Concession Boy makes his way to the ring, along with David Caldwell.)
Skippy: Here we go. It looks like one half of the CDT, Concession Boy, will be starting out for the David Caldwell Project. All this former tag champ has to do is last five minutes, and then his team will have the numbers advantage.
Dick: It was with merchandise profits that Concession Boy embezzled from the company to begin with that David Caldwell was able to buy out Nykk last summer. This little bastard has been in on it since the very beginning.
("Kobrakai" hits and Anubis makes his way to the ring, along with Katie Piehl.)
Skippy: Whoa! Anubis is the first man for Team MECCA? Concession Boy is in big trouble here!
Dick: This is unorthodox, as the usual strategy in this type of match is to send the big man in last, but I don't think the David Caldwell Project expected this!
The Ultimate MECCA Challenge: Nykk, Kevin Stone, Low Ki and the Killer Kanines vs. Bryan Danielson, Jamie Chan, Huh and the CDT
Referee: Keith Young
(The bell rings, and CB backs off a bit from Anubis, fear on his face. He makes a lunge for the floor, but Anubis grabs him by the pants. As he drags him back into the ring, CB takes a pair of brass knuckles from his pocket and puts them on. He gets to his feet and hits Anubis right in the face. Anubis goes down, and CB makes the ref check him. Anubis is still moving, so the ref calls for no knockout. CB grabs Anubis by the hair and tries to hit him again, but Anubis grabs his wrist and squeezes so hard that CB's hand opens and he drops the knuckles. Anubis tosses them out of the ring, but CB breaks away and stomps Anubis in the head. He gives Anubis a couple more stomps, but Anubis makes his way to his feet. He pushes CB down, but he rolls to his feet and charges Anubis, hitting him with a dropkick that sends him into the turnbuckles. CB wails away on Anubis's head, and tries to whip him into the ropes. Anubis reverses it, and CB slides between his legs, tripping Anubis. CB grabs a front facelock and rams his knee into Anubis's skull. Anubis manages to get to his feet and lifts CB into the air. CB lands behind him and clips the knee, sending Anubis down to one knee. He dropkicks Anubis again, and he rolls out of the ring. CB follows and grabs Anubis's hair again and tries to ram him into the fence, but Anubis grabs the mesh and blocks it. He elbows CB in the face and picks him up, ramming him head first into the fence. He whips CB into the post and charges in with a clothesline, and then beels CB halfway across the floor. Anubis lifts CB in a military press and throws him over the top rope back into the ring. He gets back inside, but Caldwell throws CB a chair. CB hits Anubis with it as he gets back in the ring as Katie goes after Caldwell. Caldwell runs away, and CB charges Anubis with a chair only to get it kicked back into his face. Anubis gets the chair and cracks CB over the head with it. CB is out on his feet, and Anubis cracks him over the head again. CB falls, and the ref checks him, and then calls for the bell.)
Skippy: We have one man eliminated already, as the original Concession Boy has been knocked out! And David Caldwell is not happy!
Dick: Do you know what this means? As long as Anubis can last three minutes with whoever comes out next, now Team MECCA will have the numbers advantage!
(Anubis picks up Concession Boy in a military press once again. He heaves him all the way over the fence and into the crowd. Anubis poses and then rests for the next thirty seconds until the buzzer sounds. "The Final Countdown" hits and Bryan Danielson makes his way to the ring.)
Skippy: The team captain of the David Caldwell Project is up next, and if anyone has the endurance to last the remainder of this match, it's the American Dragon.
Dick: Danielson betrayed MECCA to join the David Caldwell Project back in January, but now he's faced with the consequences.
(Anubis grabs the chair and batters up, waiting for Danielson. Danielson is hesitant to get into the ring and immediately slides back out when he does so. He goes over to consult with David Caldwell, wasting as much time as he possibly can. Anubis finally comes out after him, and Danielson runs. He slides back in the ring and then legdrops Anubis's head into the chair when he tries to slide in as well. He lifts Anubis by the hair and gives him a European uppercut. He snapmares him over and kicks him in the spine, but that just makes him mad. Anubis roars and gets back to his feet, but Danielson snapmares him over and kicks him in the face this time, which Anubis feels. Danielson applies a headlock, trying to run down the minutes on the clock. Anubis powers to his feet and whips Danielson into the ropes. He gives him a back body drop, and then clotheslines him. Anubis goes outside the ring and pulls out a trash can from under it, leaving the lid on the floor. He whacks Danielson over the head with it, but the ref checks and tells him there was no knockout. Anubis goes to the top rope and goes for the Sphinx Splash, but Danielson moves out of the way just as the buzzer sounds.)
("Kobrakai" hits and the Wild Wolf makes his way to the ring.)
Skippy: Anubis's partner and the other half of the tag team champs, the Wild Wolf is here, which means double trouble for Danielson.
Dick: This is not a place Danielson wants to be right now. He's down a man against the two members of Team MECCA who are going to work the most cohesively.
(Wolf and Danielson trade European uppercuts as Anubis regains his bearings. Wolf whips Danielson into the ropes and sends him down with a back elbow. He gives Danielson a vertical suplex and goes to the second rope, hitting an elbow drop. He goes for the Kanine Kruncher, but Danielson manages to wiggle out before the hold can be applied. He gets to his feet, but gets knocked down with a dropkick from the Wild Wolf. Wolf bounces off the ropes, but Danielson kicks the trash can right into Wolf's knee, sending him down. Anubis is back on his feet, so Danielson kicks him in the midsection and then bounces off the ropes. However, Anubis lifts him as Wolf gets to one knee and gives him a fallaway slam onto the knee. Wolf is noticeably limping, but picks Danielson up and lifts him for a brainbuster. Anubis bounces off the ropes and gives Danielson a big boot to the face before Wolf drops him on his head with the move. The ref checks Danielson, but he's still conscious. Anubis sets Danielson on the top turnbuckle for the Dog Catcher as the buzzer sounds.)
("On the Speedway" hits and Jamie Chan makes his way to the ring.)
Skippy: The dangerous martial artist Jamie Chan is out here now, evening the score against Team MECCA.
Dick: He's fresh too, so we'll see how effective he'll be against the Killer Kanines.
(Wolf goes for Chan, but gets met with a spin kick so vicious that the ref has to check Wolf to make sure he wasn't knocked out. Chan gives Anubis a spin kick to the midsection. He whips Anubis into the corner, but Anubis reverses and charges. Chan moves out of the way and then gives Anubis a Saitama Kick, followed by a superkick to send him back into the corner. Danielson whips Wolf into the opposite corner, and Chan charges to hit a spinning heel kick. He runs back to Anubis, hitting another spinning heel kick and taking himself over to the floor. He trips Anubis and then drags him back, crotching him on the post. He joins Danielson in the ring to double team Wolf. Danielson gives him a snap butterfly suplex, and Chan bounces off the ropes to hit a kneedrop. Danielson drops an elbow on the knee of Wolf and then grapevines the leg as Chan stomps on him. Danielson lets up and grabs the chair. He hits Wolf across the knee with it, and then prepares to smash it into his head, but gets speared from behind by Anubis. Chan stomps away on Anubis's head, and he grabs the garbage can, hitting him over the head with it. Danielson and Chan pick up the Wild Wolf, but he fights back with right hands. He ducks a right from Chan and gives him an atomic drop, followed by a forearm that makes him smack heads with Danielson. Danielson goes down, and Wolf puts Chan in a full nelson and then gives him a lung blower. He goes to apply the Kanine Kruncher, but Zoe Alexander suddenly runs down and gets in the ring. She grabs the chair and cracks Wolf across the back. He falls forward, and Chan segues right into the Chan Lock. Wolf screams in pain, and Danielson holds Anubis's foot to prevent him from breaking it up. Wolf finally taps out.)
Skippy: I don't believe it. The Wild Wolf has been eliminated thanks to the starlet Zoe Alexander.
Dick: This is the first time in the history of the MECCA Challenge match that there's been a submission. The Project just took out a key member of Team MECCA. Not only does this negate the double team moves of the Killer Kanines, but Anubis has been in there since the beginning and has to be tired by now.
(As Zoe celebrates, Medea Knight suddenly runs down with a big bandage wrapped around her head. She grabs the trash can lid and slides into the ring. Zoe turns around and Medea cracks the lid over her head. Zoe goes down and Medea jumps on top of her, hitting her with right hands. They roll out to the floor and continue to brawl back through the curtain. In the ring, Chan gives Anubis an enzugiri to send him down, and Danielson applies the Cattle Mutilation. Shortly thereafter, the buzzer sounds.)
("Destroy" hits and Nykk runs to the ring.)
Skippy: It's the team captain for Team MECCA, and co-owner again for one night, Nykk!
Dick: He's the personification of MECCA and the man responsible for all of us being here, and he's not about to let Caldwell ruin what he created.
(Nykk goes after Danielson, who lets go of the hold and slides out of the ring. Nykk is blindsided by Chan as he makes it to the ropes with kicks to the midsection. Chan whips Nykk into the ropes, but Nykk reverses and floors Chan with a running back elbow. Nykk goes over to where Danielson is standing on the floor and goes up and over with a pescado to take him down. He lays into Danielson with rights as Katie cheers him on. Nykk rams Danielson into the fence and kicks away at him. He brings Danielson around the corner and tries to throw him into the timekeeper's table, but Danielson reverses momentum and sends Nykk somersaulting into the table, only to roll off and hit the floor. Danielson gets back into the ring, where Anubis is giving Chan a back suplex. Danielson charges Anubis, but receives a spinebuster. Everyone is down, but Nykk eventually slides back into the ring. He lifts Chan into a fireman's carry and gives him a rolling Samoan Drop, but gets a roaring forearm when he gets to his feet from Danielson. He applies a bridging figure-four on Nykk, but Anubis breaks it up with a legdrop to Danielson. He hits Danielson with some right hands as the buzzer sounds.)
("Sweet Dreams" hits and Dreamo makes his way to the ring.)
Skippy: Here comes the other half of the CDT, Dreamo, but unlike the Killer Kanines, he won't get a chance to use his double team offense now.
Dick: Still, it gives the Project the advantage and Anubis isn't looking too good. We could have another elimination shortly.
(Dreamo slides in and clotheslines Anubis as Chan throws Nykk outside the ring and goes out after him. Danielson gets up, and goes to the top rope. He gives Anubis a missile dropkick, and Dreamo gives him a rolling senton. Outside the ring, Chan whips Nykk into the fence, and lays in some roundhouse kicks to the midsection. Dreamo and Danielson whip Anubis into the ropes, but he takes them down with a flying shoulder tackle. However, Chan then springboards in with a blockbuster to take Anubis back down. Dreamo goes outside and slugs it out with Nykk, and then catches him with a knee to the midsection. He gives him a suplex on the floor and then goes under the ring, emerging with his loaded pillowcase. He gets on the apron, but Anubis charges him and knocks him into the fence. Danielson and Chan quickly jump on Anubis, and Danielson goes to the top rope. Nykk gets up and shakes the ropes, crotching Danielson. He drops into a tree of woe position as Chan goes for a hurricanrana on Anubis. Anubis doesn't go over and pulls Chan back up, powerbombing into Danielson in the corner. Dreamo pulls Nykk off the apron, and he hits his head on the mat. Dreamo slides into the ring and gives Anubis a swinging neckbreaker. He puts him in a Boston Crab as the buzzer sounds.)
("Fighter's Passion" hits and Low Ki makes his way to the ring.)
Skippy: Low Ki is here, and he's about to lay a whipping on the David Caldwell Project!
Dick: It's good, because we need a save very badly right now, as the Project has just been decimating Nykk and Anubis.
(Ki slides in and ducks under a clothesline from Chan and then springboards off the second rope with the Tidal Wave. Danielson tries to get out of the tree of woe, but Nykk comes in and grabs his head, kicking him in the back a few times. Ki lays into Chan with Kawada Kicks, and then Dreamo comes in with the pillowcase. He swings, but Ki ducks and kicks Dreamo in the chest. He rolls out of the ring, and Ki takes the brick out of the pillowcase and throws it at Dreamo, just barely missing him and hitting the floor. Nykk holds Danielson in place and Ki goes to the top rope, coming down with the Ghetto Stomp. Danielson falls out of the corner, nearly unconscious. Chan takes Nykk down with a jump kick, and Nykk slides out of the ring. He kicks Low Ki in the midsection and lays into him with clubbing forearms. Dreamo hits Ki with rights and then slaps him across the face. Ki just stares at Dreamo, who backs up and then bails out of the ring, with Ki hot on his trail. Anubis clotheslines Chan and then goes for a powerbomb. However, Danielson grabs the chair and cracks Anubis in the ribs. Anubis goes down, and Danielson lays into his head with elbows. He knocks Anubis out, and the ref pulls him off, calling for the bell.)
Skippy: Anubis hung in there as long as he could, but the big man just doesn't have the endurance to last the entire match.
Dick: That's another man down for Team MECCA, who are falling behind rapidly.
(Ki chases Dreamo around the ringside area, but Chan comes out and hits Ki with a right hand. Ki responds with a hard chop, and they exchange blows back and forth before Ki gets the better of him. Dreamo gets a ladder, but instead of using it, he sets it up and tries to climb up and escape over the fence. Ki rolls Chan back in the ring and kicks him in the face. He gives Danielson a rolling koppo kick as Nykk reaches the ladder on the outside. Chan goes up for his top rope jump kick, but Ki crotches him and hits a superplex, rolling backwards to his feet to hit a double stomp. Outside the ring, Nykk tips the ladder over, and dumps Dreamo back into the ring. Dreamo lands hard, and Ki just stares at him for a moment before grabbing him by the head and locking in the Dragon Clutch. Dreamo quickly taps out as the buzzer sounds.)
("Pajamarama" hits and Huh makes his way to the ring.)
Skippy: Dreamo is out of here, and here comes the David Caldwell Project's last member, Huh.
Dick: He's got a fresh Low Ki to contend with, but Nykk has been beaten down. If they can get him out, all that leaves is Ki and Kevin Stone to fight for MECCA.
(Huh charges Ki, but gets thrown out of the ring. Nykk meets him with hard forearms as Chan and Danielson jump Ki. Ki shoves Chan away and gives Danielson a hard kick to the head to send him down. Ki lifts Chan and hits the Krush Rush before throwing him down to the mat. On the outside, Huh whips Nykk into the fence and climbs back into the ring, clotheslining Ki from behind. He spikes Ki on his head with a DDT, and then hits him with some rapid right hands. Chan stomps on him, and then Danielson holds him down by the legs. Huh goes to the top rope and hits Ki with a moonsault. Nykk gets back in the ring and backdrops Chan over the top rope. He hits Huh with a running leg lariat, and then takes down Danielson and tries to apply the Cedarleaf. Danielson struggles and pulls Nykk in, hitting him with forearms and then kicking him back into the corner. Huh charges and gives Nykk an avalanche, followed by a bulldog. He tries to pick up Ki, but gets kicked in the head. However, Danielson applies the Crossface Chickenwing on Ki as Chan climbs back into the ring and the buzzer sounds.)
("At the End of the Rainbow" hits and Kevin Stone makes his way to the ring.)
Skippy: The last participant in this match is the MECCA Monster, and it's up to Kevin Stone to save his teammates!
Dick: The odds are evened, but Nykk, Danielson and Chan have to be tired. How much longer can they hold out?
(Chan, Danielson and Huh converge on Stone and hit him with right hands. Stone pushes them all away and starts pelting them with right hands. He backhands Danielson and then clotheslines Huh from behind, bouncing off the ropes to take him down with a big boot. Chan charges him, but gets lifted into a military press and then dropped into a powerslam. Danielson attacks him, but Ki comes to the rescue with a dropkick that sends Danielson back into the corner. Nykk gets up and charges Danielson, nailing a European uppercut. He then bounces off the ropes to deliver a knee to the face. He then delivers the Trinity to Chan, but Huh hits him in the ribs with the garbage can. Stone throws Huh out of the ring and goes out after him. He grabs a chair and hits Huh across the back with it. Meanwhile, Chan gets to his knees to receive two kicks from Ki. He gears up for the finishing blow, but Chan ducks the kick and Danielson charges at Ki and hits him over the head with a chair. He hits him over the head once again, and Ki is just barely on his feet. Danielson gets behind him and gives him a release tiger suplex into the garbage can. Ki is out, and the ref calls for the bell.)
Skippy: Oh, no. Low Ki has been knocked out and is out of this match. The David Caldwell Project has a three-on-two advantage from this point on!
Dick: What a bad break for Team MECCA, but that's how unpredictable this type of match can be. Who knew that Jamie Chan would last this long, but Ki's out before him!
(Stone gets in the ring, but Chan gives him a jumping spin kick. Stone slumps in the corner, and Danielson also moves in, hitting Stone with rights. He picks up the chair as Huh gets back in the ring, but Stone elbows Chan, sending him to the floor. He clotheslines Danielson before he can use the chair and kicks Huh, giving him a Monster Bomb. He wraps his arms around Huh's head and tries to lift him off his feet with a sleeper, but Danielson clips his knee. Stone releases Huh, but Nykk grabs Danielson's head and starts kneeing him in the face. Stone tells him to go for the assisted Stone Cutter, and Stone lifts Danielson, placing his legs across Nykk's shoulders. However, Caldwell slides into the ring with the brick from Dreamo's pillow and hits Nykk across the back of the head with it. Nykk falls and sends Danielson careening into Stone, taking them both down. Caldwell stomps on Nykk weakly, but Katie Piehl gets in the ring. She spins Caldwell around and DDTs him onto the chair. She tells Nykk and Stone to finish off Danielson. Stone lifts Danielson and drops him back first onto the mat, and Nykk then applies the Cedarleaf. Danielson screams in pain, and Nykk bridges his body back to add more leverage. However, Chan comes back in and sees it. He grabs Nykk's head in a modified Dragon Sleeper. Stone tries to make the save, but Huh fights with him. Nykk lets go with one hand and taps out at the exact same time that Danielson taps to the Cedarleaf. The ref calls for the bell and declares both Nykk and Danielson eliminated.)
Skippy: Both team captains are gone, as we have a double submission on our hands. Nykk finally caught Danielson, but the one man advantage of the David Caldwell Project again came into play.
Dick: And they still have an advantage. It's down to Stone against Chan and Huh.
(As Huh gives Stone shoulder thrusts in the corner, Chan starts kicking away at Stone's leg until he's in a sitting position. He chokes Stone with his foot, and Huh goes outside the ring. He slides a table into the ring and sets it up. He hits Stone with some rights, as Chan goes out this time and gets the ladder. He sets it up in the ring as Huh brings Stone out of the corner. Chan gives Huh an assist for the Windbreaker, and then they lay Stone out across the table. Chan climbs to the top of the ladder as Huh holds Stone in place. However, Bryan Danielson comes back into the ring. He tells them to hold up a minute, and when Huh asks him what's going on, Danielson clocks him with an uppercut. Huh goes down, and Stone slides off the table. Danielson points up to Chan and walks over to the ladder, shaking it. Chan falls off right into a Stone Cutter through the table. The ref checks on Chan and sees that he's unconscious and calls for the bell. Stone asks Danielson what he's doing, and Danielson just tells him to finish it before leaving the ring. Stone and Huh exchange punches, and Huh knees Stone in the midsection to take the advantage. He whips Stone into the ropes, but Stone reverses it and catches Huh with the Stone Crusher. He tells Huh that it's all over and then puts Huh in a sleeper hold, lifting him off his feet. Huh kicks his feet as he's being choked out, and eventually goes limp. The ref drops his hand three times and then calls for the bell.)
Winners: Team MECCA
Skippy: Yes, yes, YES! Team MECCA has beaten the David Caldwell Project! Professional wrestling has beaten sports entertainment! We're not changing a damn thing here in MECCA!
Dick: But what is going on with Bryan Danielson? Did he have this planned out from the beginning, or was there some friction that we didn't know about?
Skippy: I don't know, but David Caldwell is no longer an owner of MECCA, and this may be the happiest day in the history of this promotion!
(Katie Piehl comes into the ring and hugs Stone as Nykk, Anubis, the Wild Wolf and Low Ki come back out and get into the ring, celebrating with Stone.)
Skippy: Team MECCA can be proud that they have saved this company for all its fans.
(The Pyro Twins and Lisa Letty make their way down to the ring, clapping their approval. Jay and Dusty hoist Kevin onto their shoulders as Lisa jumps into Nykk's arms. However, Caldwell is up and he spins Nykk around. The camera is close enough to pick up him saying, "What are you doing? This wasn't how it was supposed to be!" Nykk signals to the Pyro Twins, who give Caldwell Final Darkness as the music stops playing. Nykk then picks him up and delivers the Aurora Driver to Caldwell. Nykk slides to the outside and calls everyone out as EMTs hit the ring to tend to Caldwell.)
Skippy: Oh, my God! Aurora Driver to Caldwell, and he could have a broken neck!
Dick: I guess that was Nykk's final revenge against Caldwell.
Skippy: It's frontier justice under the brief Nykk regime, I suppose. It's not like he'll need to show up to work tomorrow, but despite everything hopefully he's not seriously injured.
(The camera follows Team MECCA behind the curtain. They pass Delirious, who high fives Stone, and Cynric also nods his approval as they pass. They finally come to an open area.)
Stone: That was awesome! Did you see that Stone Cutter?
Wolf: Perfection, my man.
Nykk: Hey. We need to go out and celebrate! Let's hit NYC, everyone. First round of drinks is on me!
Katie: Wait a minute. Nykk, you're still owner for the night, remember? You have to stay here and oversee the show, remember?
Nykk: Oh. Well, you guys go on ahead then. That round of drinks still stands when I'm able to get out of here and join you.
(Katie shrugs.)
Katie: All right, then. I've got the night off, so everyone come with me.
(Team MECCA and the Pyro Twins leave. Lisa holds Nykk's hand.)
Lisa: Don't worry, you won't have to stay alone. I'll be right here with you.
Nykk: I had a feeling you would be. Thanks, babe.
Lisa: Don't mention it.
(They share a kiss.)
(In the arena, "Soul Creation" hits and Cynric makes his way to the ring.)
David: Ladies and gentlmen, this is DAVID MILLS coming to you from ringside as we continue with the action here at the MECCA Challenge III, and I am so glad that the David Caldwell Project is no more.
Dick: Welcome back, Mr. Mills, it's good to see you.
David: This match will be the last remnants of Caldwell's influence, because Cynric has been having issues with Delirious for the past several weeks, but this match was made purely so that Katie Piehl could not recruit Cynric for Team MECCA.
("Hybrid Stigmata" hits and Delirious makes his way to the ring.)
David: Delirious is an odd character, but even he didn't take too kindly when his partner the Human Tornado was jumped by Cynric, and he liked it even less when Cynric gave him a low blow in their previous match.
Dick: Is that what he said in those promos that he's been doing?
Delirious vs. Cynric
Referee: Matt Hitchcock
(FINISH: Delirious goes for the Chemical Imbalance #2, but Cynric lands on his feet and bounces off the ropes, only to be hit with BAM! Cynric rolls to the corner, and Delirious goes for the Panic Attack, only to be hit with a rolling koppo kick. Cynric goes for the Shock Cannon, but Delirious knees him in the head, and Cynric falls to the mat. Delirious hits a running kick to the face and then goes up for Shadows Over Hell. Cynric kicks him in the head and goes up to the top with him. He hooks him and takes him off the second rope with the Shockwave Pulsar. He covers and gets the three count.)
Winner: Cynric
David: Cynric wins this encounter, and so Delirious was not able to get the payback he wanted.
Dick: Delirious should be happy that Cynric is going to allow him to not be a cripple.
David: Up next, the Ladies' Title will be on the line. This all started when Kelly Schweickart won the belt in a Triangle Match without pinning Shadow. Shadow claims that since Kelly never beat her that she's the uncrowned champion. These two ladies will finally settle that issue right here tonight.
("Gangsta Bitch" hits and Shadow makes her way to the ring.)
David: Shadow is a two-time former Ladies' Champion, and she plans on making this her triumphant night, reclaiming the title she feels she never lost.
Dick: If she's going to do it, this is the night to get it done.
("Take It Off" hits and Kelly Schweickart makes her way to the ring.)
David: Kelly has proven to be no fluke as champion, as she has held that title since Valentine's Day. She has defended against some of the best and brightest MECCA has to offer.
Dick: But not against Shadow. Keep in mind, Kelly had a few opportunities at Shadow before, and has never been able to beat her.
MECCA Ladies' Championship: Kelly Schweickart vs. Shadow
Referee: Nikki Alvarado
(FINISH: Kelly misses the Kelly Cyclone, and Shadow sends her down with a spinning backhand. She hits the Skullbuster and then applies the Dragon Sleeper, taking her down with a body scissors. Kelly eventually makes it to the ropes, but Shadow won't let go. After the five count, the ref tells her she's going to call for a DQ, and Shadow finally releases the hold. She stomps on Kelly's head and then whips her into the ropes, but Kelly hits a spinning heel kick. She goes for a hardway suplex, but Shadow escapes and gives her a northern lights suplex into the corner. Shadow goes to the top rope, but Kelly climbs up to meet her. They exchange rights, but Shadow rams Kelly's head into the top turnbuckle. She goes for a somersault powerbomb, but Kelly backdrops her to the mat. She hits the Kelly Cyclone and follows up with a standing 450, covering for the three count.)
Winner: Kelly Schweickart
David: Kelly has beaten Shadow, and now there can be no doubt in anyone's mind that Kelly is the undisputed Ladies' Champion!
Dick: What a contest between these two, rivaling the intensity we saw in the World Cup finals earlier on. Kelly has proven herself on the biggest stage in MECCA.
David: Ladies and gentlemen, we have one more match this evening. The main event for the MECCA World Championship. Ronin Fox has been the one challenger that Eddie Crowe has never been able to put away, and tonight he claims that he is finally going to dethrone our World Champion, who has held the belt for one year.
(Clips are shown of Eddie winning the title, and his disqualification loss to Fox, followed by his no contest against Fox back at Scared Stiff, as well as their attacks on each other the past few weeks.)
(In the arena, "Did My Time" hits and Ronin Fox makes his way to the ring.)
David: Ronin Fox has always been a strong contender for the World Title, but never has he come any closer to winning it than he has against Eddie Crowe. He has had two opportunities, but he never won and he never lost.
Dick: You can feel it in the air. I'm predicting that tonight Fox finally realizes his destiny and becomes a World Champion.
("Noots" hits and Eddie Crowe makes his way to the ring.)
David: A lot has happened since Crowe won the title from Kevin Stone one year ago at the MECCA Challenge II. He has taken the belt internationally, to England and Japan to make it a World Championship, and has had the longest reign in MECCA's two year history.
Dick: His first two matches against Fox were definite Match of the Year candidates, and I can't wait to see what's in store for these two tonight.
Jared: Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us here in New York City and at home on pay-per-view as the Modern Establishment of Competitive Combat Arts presents the MECCA Challenge III! This is your main event, and it is for the MECCA World Championship! Introducing first, the challenger... from Westminster, Colorado, and weighing in at 175 lbs... he is a former MECCA Tag Team Champion... Roniiiiiin Foooooox! And his opponent... from Bellbrook, Ohio, and weighing in at 195 lbs... he is the current reigning and defending MECCA World Champion... Eddieeeee Crooooooowe!
MECCA World Championship: Eddie Crowe vs. Ronin Fox
Referee: David Bowers
(As soon as the bell rings, they come out of their corners and lock up aggressively. They jockey for position until they break the hold. They lock up again, trying to outpower each other, and break again. Fox slaps Eddie across the face and then runs to the ropes, while Eddie chases him and pounds away on his back. Bowers pulls Eddie off, and Fox smirks at him. They tie up again, and Fox grabs a waistlock. Eddie elbows Fox in the head, but Fox slaps him again when he turns around. Fox again runs for the ropes, and the ref has to back Eddie off. They move to tie up again, but Fox hits Eddie with a right hand. He rams his head into a turnbuckle and then kicks away at him in the corner. He whips Eddie to the opposite corner, but gets reversed. Eddie armdrags him out of the corner and then gives him a hiptoss. He armdrags him again and holds on for the armbar. Fox gets to his feet by grabbing Eddie's hair, but Eddie turns it into an armwringer. Fox rolls out and sweeps Eddie's legs, grabbing an armbar of his own. Eddie gets to his feet and counters into a hammerlock. Fox grabs Eddie's head and propels himself up and over to escape and grabs a headlock, taking Eddie over for a one count. Eddie counters with a headscissors, but Fox rolls on top of Eddie, only to have him grab the armwringer and bring them both to their feet. Fox rolls again and tries to sweep Eddie's leg, but Eddie jumps over Fox's leg and kicks Fox full blast in the face. Fox rolls to the ropes and stares at Eddie. Eddie waits patiently for him, and they lock up again, with Fox grabbing the hammerlock this time. Eddie rolls forward to somersault Fox, and Fox gets to his feet and charges. Eddie drops down, and charges Fox, who leapfrogs him on the rebound. Fox bounces off the ropes and nails Eddie with a forearm. Eddie staggers back to the ropes, and Fox bounces off the opposite side again, but Eddie backdrops him all the way to the floor. Eddie goes for a tope, but he fakes it and hangs onto the middle rope, sliding back into the ring as Fox runs for cover. Fox gets back on the apron after a few moments, and Eddie moves in, but Fox makes the ref back him off again. Fox gets in the ring, and Eddie spits at him. Fox loses his cool and charges Eddie, but gets taken off his feet by Eddie's hand. Eddie quickly covers for a one count, and then Fox takes out Eddie's feet and covers him for a one count. Eddie gets to his feet first and clotheslines Fox. He picks him up and delivers a back suplex, covering for another one count. Fox tries to crawl to the ropes, but Eddie grabs his leg and brings Fox to his feet. He ducks an enzugiri and then drops an elbow on the back of Fox's head. He picks him up and gives him a hard forearm. Fox backs up to the corner, and Eddie whips him to the opposite side. He catches him and turns him around, flinging Fox back into the corner with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex. Eddie goes for the Crowe's Nest, but Fox quickly gets a foot across the bottom rope, and Eddie is forced to break.)
David: Eddie has successfully kept this a wrestling match in the opening minutes after Fox tried to make him lose his cool and turn it into a fight.
Dick: So far that's paying off for Eddie, who has been using his high impact moves to keep control of Fox and not allowing him to use his agility in the early going where he's going to be at his fastest.
(Eddie goes after Fox again, but Fox pokes him in the eye. He hits Eddie with some right hands and then whips him into the ropes, hitting a spinning heel kick. He gives Eddie a reverse tiger suplex and covers for a two count. He brings Eddie up in a corner and unleashes chops across the chest. He gives Eddie some forearms and then whips him to the opposite corner. Eddie tips up and Fox crashes into the turnbuckles. Eddie gives him some kicks across the chest and then hits a step up enzugiri. Fox staggers out of the corner, and Eddie lifts him for the running brainbuster. Fox knees Eddie in the head to escape, and then goes behind him for a tiger buster. Eddie gets the standing switch, but Fox drops to his back. Eddie picks him up wheelbarrow style, but Fox grabs his head and flips behind Eddie, dropkicking him through the ropes. Eddie lands on the floor, and Fox charges, sending him into the barricade with a tope. Eddie clutches the back of his head as Fox puts the boots to him. He rams Eddie into the post and rolls into the ring to break up the count. He then gets down and takes Eddie's arms, pulling him head first into the post. He goes outside and rolls Eddie back in, covering for a two count. Fox goes for a vertical suplex, but Eddie escapes and pushes Fox into the ropes, hitting a dropkick. Fox gets up in the corner, and Eddie goes for a charging dropkick, but Fox rolls out of the way. Eddie meets him with a back elbow and whips him into the ropes. He puts his head down, and Fox gives him a swinging neckbreaker. Fox covers Eddie for a two count, and then starts choking him. He lets go at four, and turns Eddie over. He goes for a Mexican Surfboard, but Eddie won't go all the way up. After a few tries, Fox changes gears and uses one leg to take Eddie down with a curb stomp. He applies the Carrion Stretch, and Eddie starts to fade. Eddie inches toward the ropes, and barely makes it. Fox breaks the hold at three, and then lays in some kicks to Eddie's head. He snapmares Eddie to the center of the ring, but gets kicked in the head. Fox reels, but charges Eddie for the Tail End. Eddie throws Fox off, but gets caught with a shoulder thrust. Fox gives him a traditional piledriver, and covers for a two count. He applies a sleeper on the mat, and Eddie starts to fade. Bowers drops his hand twice, but Eddie keeps it up the third time. He slowly gets to his feet and elbows Fox, but Fox won't let go of the hold. Eddie attempts to escape, but Fox pulls him in and climbs on his back. Eddie rams him into the corner, but Fox still won't let go. Eddie runs to the opposite corner and ducks down, sending Fox's head into the turnbuckle pad. Fox finally lets go, and Eddie charges him. Fox sidesteps Eddie to send him into the corner, and hits a running shoulder thrust. He signals for Around the World in 18 Seconds and whips Eddie back to the other corner, hitting a charging clothesline. He whips him to another corner, and hits a shoulder thrust, but on the fourth corner, Eddie blocks the clothesline by getting his feet up into Fox's face. Eddie sits on the top rope and hits a Tornado DDT on Fox. They both lie motionless as the ref starts counting.)
David: Both men are exhausted. They've been going at it pretty hard, and at this rate I wouldn't expect this match to go far beyond the twenty minute mark.
Dick: They've got to reach down inside and see who wants it more. It's all on the line tonight.
(At seven, they're back on their feet, and Eddie blocks Fox's rights and answers with several of his own. He whips Fox into the corner and charges, but Fox tips up. He tries a clothesline, but Eddie ducks and hits him with the Backslide Bomb. Fox rolls to the opposite corner and gets up, where Eddie meets him with a charging dropkick. He gives Fox the running brainbuster and then goes for the Eddie Dive. Fox gets his knees up, and climbs the turnbuckles, giving Eddie the Fox Fire. However, Fox is too hurt to make the cover and by the time he does, Eddie is able to kick out at two. He picks Eddie up, but Eddie chops him across the chest. Fox gives him a European uppercut, and they trade strikes until Eddie bounces off the ropes as Cynric makes his way to ringside. Eddie is met with another European uppercut, and he staggers back to the ropes, where Cynric trips him. Cynric gets on the apron to distract the ref, but Nykk comes down along with Lisa Letty, and drags Cynric off the apron. He rams Cynric into the guardrail and they brawl into the crowd. As Fox goes over to see what's going on, Eddie somersaults into a sunset flip, getting a close two count. Fox rolls backwards, but Eddie meets him with a headbutt and then gives him the Gutwrench Driver. He covers, but Fox barely kicks out at two. Eddie can't believe it, and stomps Fox in the head. He tries the Eddie Dive again, but Fox moves out of the way and Eddie lands on his face. Fox rolls him up with an Oklahoma Roll, getting an even closer two count. They get to their feet, but Fox sends Eddie back down with a kneelift. He goes up top for a guillotine legdrop, but he takes too long, and Eddie gets to his feet. He charges the corner and leaps to the top rope, giving Fox a super brainbuster. He covers, but once again Fox just barely kicks out. He tries to suplex Fox, but he escapes and bounces off the ropes. He tries the Tail End, but Eddie sets him on his feet and counters with a flatliner. He climbs to the top rope and hits a 450 back splash, collapsing back on top of Fox to finally get the three count.)
Winner: Eddie Crowe
David: Eddie Crowe has done it! He nearly had to kill himself and his opponent, but he has finally beaten Ronin Fox!
Dick: It took him over a year, but he has slain his toughest demon, and Eddie Crowe's championship reign will now go over the one year mark!
(Eddie poses with the belt, but Fox manages to stagger to his feet and push Eddie into the corner. As Bowers admonishes him, Lisa Letty jumps in the ring. She berates Fox and takes a swing at him, but Fox catches her hand as Eddie comes back at him. He throws Lisa into him, and Eddie tries to help her keep her balance. Instead, Lisa drops to her knees and gives Eddie a low blow. He collapses, as Fox celebrates. He and Lisa embrace.)
David: What the hell!? The First Lady of MECCA just crotched our World Champion, and she's hugging Ronin Fox, the man who put her out of action for three months. This doesn't make any sense!
(As Fox and Lisa celebrate, "Destroy" hits and Nykk makes his way back out. He throws down what appears to be Cynric's black belt and gets in the ring.)
Dick: Nykk is going to have something to say about this. I can't believe Lisa betrayed him!
(Nykk shoves Fox out of the way, and gets in Lisa's face. The camera gets close enough to pick up him saying, "What are you doing? After all we've been through, after all I've taught you, this is how you repay me!? THIS is how you embrace someone!" He and Fox then hug, while Lisa cheers them on. She raises their arms into the air.)
David: What!? This was all premeditated! Nykk and Fox, and Lisa as well, appear to be in this together! What's going on!?
(Eddie gets to his feet, but Nykk sends him back down with a kick. He picks up the belt and starts brutalizing Eddie with it. The Human Tornado, Delirious, Matt Sydal and Daizee Haze hit the ring. Lisa ambushes Daizee as she rolls in and starts pounding her with rights. Nykk knocks Delirious off the apron with the belt while Fox gives Sydal the Tail End. Nykk hits Tornado with rights and then gives him a release dragon suplex. They kick and beat their attackers from the ring and Nykk gets a mic.)
Nykk: Well... do you all remember how I was made owner for the night with the provision that I give the power back once the MECCA Challenge III was over? I never really liked that idea! The fact that all you morons would actually think I would not take the opportunity to take back something that's rightfully mine obviously don't understand this business! What do you...
(Nykk and Fox are attacked from behind by the Surgeons, who came out of the crowd. They whip Nykk into the ropes, and Stryker launches Nykk into a powerbomb from Walters. He holds Nykk up for the dropkick, but Lisa intercepts Stryker with the MECCA Championship, and Nykk takes Walters over with a hurricanrana. Fox jumps on him, and clubs him in the back of the head with some forearms before throwing him from the ring. Nykk grabs the mic and starts stomping on Stryker.)
Nykk: It's going to take a lot more than that to get rid of us! You people have been fed the line for the past two years that MECCA was for the fans, but the reality is, that MECCA was founded by me for ME! And with this alliance, I plan to take back what I've lost. So all of you idiots here and all of you watching at home bear witness... what you've seen here is the emergence of the House of Lords!
(Lisa raises Nykk and Fox's arms again.)
David: The House of Lords? What the hell is that?
Dick: I don't know, but Nykk has once again pulled the wool over all our eyes. And the heavy hitters of MECCA can't do anything about it, because Nykk sent Katie Piehl, the Pyro Twins and Team MECCA all out to celebrate!
David: If Nykk's in charge again somehow, I think I just might be sick! Maybe we'll find out more this Wednesday on Go Time. Thank you for joining us for the MECCA Challenge III, and I'm sorry to leave on such a sour note, but there you have it... the House of Lords. Give me a break.