This is my 'right-hand-man' so to speak. He currently performs nightly shows in Las Vegas but is always on call to assist me in my battles against the evil Man-Breasts. His super powers include:
#1 The abililty to look like a complete ass and have absolutely no idea just how fruity he is.
#2 The ability to 'tea bag' unsuspecting evil doers.
#3 A keen sense of queer.