A: Well, it was origionally given to me backstage during The Crucible by Pam: the prop girl and it stuck
Q: Are you really a sexy beast?
A: Let me ask you a question, are you really a moron?
Q: How many sexy beasts are there?
A: There is the sexy beast, being me, then there is the sexy trio consisting of Ryan, Craig, and me, then theres the sexy duo which is just me and craig.
Q: So is there a Mrs. Sexy Beast?
A: No, but I'm not looking for a girlfriend at a moment. I'll deal with it later when I can drive
Q: How sexy are you?
A: Take Antonio Banderas and multiply him by 10billion. There ya go.
Q: I think you're full of shit
A: I think you ARE shit.
Q: If I were to try and send a letter or package to you, how would I go about doing it?
A: Ah yes, you want to send a bomb to me. Well its 5600 Asshole Ln., shoveitupyourass, CT 25685
Q: I hate you
A: That's not a question moron
Q: Don't you think you're a little overboard calling me a moron?
A: HEY! Who's the one asking the questions around here?
Q: Uhh me?
A: Indeed, now ask a halfway-decent question you no good piece of...
Q: uhh... uhh.... uhh....
A: *bang*