Henry: That site really sucks!

Luken: That's right Henry! But wait, there's more! And more, and more, and

more, and more...

Henry: Oh no the mouse broke already and we are only an eighth of the way

down what ever shall we do?

Luken: How can we be only an eighth of the way down? We've been scrolling

for three hours!

Henry: I'm not even sure we are that far the scroll tab is so thin I can't

see it!

Luken: Oh no! I just got off the phone from the guys at the Hubble

Telescope and they can barely make out a tiny line about a two-thousandth of

the way down the scroll bar! Are we really going to read all of

this?!?!?

Henry:OH NO! The computer is bursting into flames it's too much information

for it to handle! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Luken: Well that's just too bad. Now we can't read about Meagan's taste in

TV shows, food, movies, entertainment, people, web sites, clothing, award

shows, light bulbs, avocados, methods of telling time, color schemes, stereo

systems, drugs, sodas, positions, bird seed, computers, methods of telling

people to shut up, facial expressions, literature, and much, much, much,

much, much, much more! And then some!

  >

Now Henry and Luken aren't the only ones to heckle me (they're just the funniest). Cousin Flipp also had something to say...

i just actually viewed your web site for the first

time, and it really does take way-too-long to down

load (i could have driven out to "mickey D's" for

some chicken nuggets & still would of had made it

back in time before it was done) -- that was meant

to be funny :)

 

The lady from the Women's Web Award place also told me that my page was too "image-heavy" but she wasn't funny--just insulting--so I'm not including her. Ha. That ought to show her.